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A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it
I've still got it Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 247)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a blue sweater talking on the phone. She is saying Hello, yes... I couldn't give a fuck. Bye!
I couldn't give a fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 246)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of two middle aged women close together looking into the distance. One is saying What age are you pretending to be this Birthday?
What age are you pretending to be Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 245)
A birthday card with a modern photo of two young women drinking wine and holding to the camera. One, in a pink dress says You've aged really well. The other replies Thank you, to which she replies I meant the wine
You've aged really well Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 244)
A plain red birthday card with black text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm too busy to give a fuck about your birthday but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Sorry I'm too busy Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 143)
A black greeting card featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor
The moaning Lisa Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 142)
A plain pale orange greeting card with bold pink text in the middle that reads Seize the day! Underneath smaller white text reads Tomorrow
Seize the day tomorrow Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 141)
A black birthday card with pastel multicoloured spots surrounding bold slanted white text that reads Shove this card up your arse
Shove this card up your arse Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 140)
A black birthday card featuring pastel multicoloured text that reads Another fucking birthday
Another fucking birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 139)
A funny birthday card with white text in a black box at the top that reads How many times do you have to get up to wee in the night? Below against a yellow background are tick boxes which are detailed
Get up to wee in the night Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 138)
A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare
Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 540)
A birthday card with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do
Failing at life Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 538)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 537)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a sarcastic but excited young woman against a blue background. Text above and beside her reads Oh look it's your Birthday. I'm so excited I might just wet myself
Oh look it's your birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 535)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a classy looking woman in a fur coat holding a martini glass looking into the distance
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 534)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a sickly sweet girl lying down in a field of flowers looking up and smiling
Not going to give another fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 533)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of an excited elderly woman. Bold white and yellow rounded text above her reads Happy birthday saggy tits
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.75 GBP (DMA 532)
A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 531)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two well dressed women sitting on a sofa. One in a blue dress says I love that we laugh at the same jokes, make fun of the same people and are both fabulous bitches
Laugh at the same jokes Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 217)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
Calories don't count Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 493)
A dark blue birthday card featuring rounded white, blue and yellow text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
I've lost loads on crypto Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 99)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 98)
A bold white birthday card with dark red and black text that reads The three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. My back aches 3. Death
Stages of Life Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 97)
A bold white greeting card with a a bold colourful rainbow with bold rounded text underneath that reads Happy Pride
Happy Pride LGBTQ+ Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 96)
A birthday card with the layout of wordle. Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
Wordle Freak Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 95)
A bight yellow birthday card with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 94)
A red Valentines card with white and orange rounded lowercase text reading Live laugh Lick my balls
Live Laugh Lick my Balls Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 93)
A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt
Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 92)
A blue birthday card with repeated text saying I really couldn't give a fuck it's your birthday of various different sizes
How many can you see Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 91)
A white birthday card with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 90)
A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 87)
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
To you and your Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 76)
A bright white thank you card with the words You’re a fantastic NHS legend
You're A Fantastic NHS Legend Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 22)
A black birthday card with bold text in the middle in shades of blue, pink, yellow and white that read Queer and proud and surrounded by complimentary dots of the same colours
Queer and proud Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 137)
A plain white greeting card with plain black text in the middle that reads Fuck cancer
Fuck cancer Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 136)
A plain black birthday card with simple capitalised white and brown text in the middle that reads Happy birthday to poo
Happy birthday to poo Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 135)
A birthday card with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background. Rounded blue, pink and purple text above reads Happy Whatever
Happy whatever Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 134)
A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses
Friends are like stars Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 133)
A light purple birthday card with bold red text at the top that reads Congrats! You're. Below are tick boxes next to the following stages of life
Congrats you're Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 132)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make birthdays fabulous again
Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 131)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in
Sounds gay I'm in Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 130)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and blue text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 128)
A white thank you card with rounded multicoloured text that reads Thank you lots & lots
Thank you lots and lots Thank You Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 123)
A birthday card with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself.
I try not to swear Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 122)
A black birthday card with bold pastel multicoloured text that reads Happy birthday dickhead
Dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 121)
A light blue birthday card with plain black text and tickboxes that reads The sender / recipient of this card has a / is a massive dick
Massive dick Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 120)
A deep red birthday card with black text in a white box at the top that reads May your birthday be blissfully free of
Blissfully free of Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 119)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads This is the shittest card you'll get
Shittest card you'll get Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 118)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads You're lucky you got a card
Lucky you got a card Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 117)
A circular pink patterned birthday card with 70's style blue font that reads Oh my fuck you're so old
You're so old Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 116)
An orange birthday card with white text reading birthday checklist in a red banner at the top
Checklist Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 115)
A birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Happy Birthday and surrounded by loads of colourful doodle patterns
Happy doodles Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 114)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mrs & Mrs
Mrs and Mrs Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 113)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mr & Mr
Mr and Mr Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 112)
A plain white Birthday card with bold black capitalised text that reads Happy Birthday Let's go wild and put the heating on
Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 111)
A bold black birthday card featuring simple white, yellow, blue and pink text in the middle that reads I never knew they made birthday cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 106)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two girls with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride girls Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 105)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two guys with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride guys Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 104)
A simple orange birthday card with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 103)
A simple white birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this card
Fuck all inside Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 102)
A black birthday card featuring bold angular multicoloured rainbow letter that read Wishing you an absolutely amazing birthday
Absolutely amazing Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 101)
A birthday card featuring a bright rainbow pattern exploding from behind white text that reads I'm so proud of you
I'm so proud of you Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 100)
A bright pink Mother's Day card with rounded yellow and white text that reads Raising kids is like a walk in the park. Except the park needs feeding and there's mess everywhere
Raising kids Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 62)
A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded pink, blue and white text that reads Mum! Mum! Mum! Feed me Happy mother's Day
Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 61)
A bold pink Mother's Day card with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Mum
Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 59)
A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and blue text in the middle that reads 50% hero, 40% wine, 10% taxi, 100% Mum
100% Mum Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 58)
Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 56)
Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum
£2.75 GBP (MUM 55)
Mum you made me fabulous Card for Mum
£2.75 GBP (MUM 54)
Mums good looks funny Mother's day card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 52)
I'm such a dick Card for Mum
£2.75 GBP (MUM 51)
Nimble nifty 90 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 12)
A bright turquoise birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Epic icon 80
Epic icon 80 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 11)
A bright yellow birthday card with pink, purple and white rounded letters that reads Super duper 70
Super duper 70 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 10)
A bright red birthday card with orange, yellow and white rounded letters that reads Still sexy at 60
Still sexy at 60 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 09)
A bright purple birthday card with red, blue and white rounded letters that reads Have a Fab 50
Have a fab 50 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 08)
A bright blue birthday card with yellow, red and white rounded letters that read Fun begins at 40
Fun begins at 40 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 07)
A bright yellow birthday card with blue, red, purple and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 39 again
You're 39 again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 06)
A bright red birthday card with blue, yellow and white rounded letters that read Fantastic 30
Fantastic 30 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 05)
A bold purple birthday card with blue, red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 29 again
You're 29 again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 04)
A bright turquoise birthday card with red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Look who's 21
Look who's 21 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 03)
A bright red birthday card with blue, orange and white rounded letters that read You're finally 18
You're finally 18 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 02)
A bright red birthday card with yellow, blue and white rounded letters that read OMG! You're 16.
OMG You're 16 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 01)
A red Valentine's Card featuring rounded white and orange text in the middle that reads I'll never trade you in like you're bitcoin
I'll never trade you in Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 142)
A simple white Valentine's Day Card featuring rounded red and pink text that reads You know that feeling i get when I see a big plate of chips? You give me that too
Big plate of chips Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 139)
A black Valentine's Card featuring rounded red and white text that reads You may be a cock hungry cumslut but you're my cock hungry cumslut
Cock hungry cumslut Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 140)
A black Valentine's Card with multicoloured rounded text in the middle that reads Love comes in every colour
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 137)
A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background
Swearing cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 241)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth
Cup of wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 240)
A greeting card with a 1960s photo of a serious looking older man in deep thought
Same age as old people Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 239)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young man and woman staring off into the distance
What are we looking at Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 238)
A birthday card featuring a 1960's picture of two men in yellow and brown sweaters looking into the distance
Please don't be a twat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 237)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling older lady sitting in a chair and talking on the phone
Turned into your mother Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 236)
A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen
Call was important to us Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 235)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin
Up to my tits in gin Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 234)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock
Being a Dad is so exhausting Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 233)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts
Big an idiot as your dad Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 232)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a smiling mother whispering into her daughter's ear saying Be a sweetie and fix Mummy a gin
Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 231)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen
Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 230)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a doctor and nurse chatting to a middle aged lady in her hospital bed
Doctor my back aches Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 229)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young woman holding a pair of collie dogs
Sold Out
Less humans more dogs Card
£2.75 GBP
A birthday card with 1960s photo of a middle aged man with his finger to his mouth making a shh noise
Really really old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 227)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear
Whisper something sexy Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 226)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man and woman with their faces stuck together
You're stuck with me Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 225)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other. One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?
Can we be friends Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 224)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling
Sold Out
Some commoner Card
£2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a stern looking woman in a pink blouse holding one hand up to camera
The whole 29 again routine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 222)
A mothers day card with a retro picture of a mother and her young daughter listening to shells on the beach
What can you hear Mummy Card for Mum
£2.75 GBP (DMU 221)
A mothers day card with a 1990s picture of a daughter hugging her mother on a park bench
Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 220)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man and woman and the woman looking happy and content
That thing with your wallet Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 219)
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of woman in a dressing gown and hair rollers standing next to a taller man in denim work gear with a bright yellow hard hat and holding a toolbox
Helmet and Toolbox Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 218)
A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns
Happy birthday dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 216)
Sold Out
Over The Top For Dogging Card
£2.75 GBP
Be There In Person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 187)
You're still alive Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 530)
A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 529)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer
Is beer involved Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 528)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone
Shall we go out and get drunk Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 527)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking over the rim of his glasses against a dark red background. Slanted bold white text above reads I've just spotted a huge twat
Huge twat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 526)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young dark haired girl wearing a party hat and sitting in front of a birthday cake. White and pink, blue and yellow text reads When life gives you birthday eat cake
Eat cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 525)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 524)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 523)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 522)
A birthday card featuring a retro photo of a young girl with her hands to her mouth shouting. Bold pastel coloured rounded text above reads Birthday bum face
Bum Face Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 521)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 520)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 519)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling young woman against a bold red background
I bought you some wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 518)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 517)
A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords
Feline overlords Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 516)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 515)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman surrounded by birthday colourful balloons
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 514)
A birthday card with a 1960s of an shocked elderly man looking to camera. Above him blue and red capitalised text reads OMG! You're how old
OMG You're how old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 513)
A birthday card with a retro image of two women presenting another excited one with a big birthday cake
Screw the diet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 512)
A birthday card with a retro image of a smiling female fortune teller looking into her crystal ball
I foresee wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 511)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 510)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 509)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 508)
A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!
Dad's are the best Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 507)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 506)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 505)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a female call centre operator looking direct to the camera
Your birthday is important to us Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 504)
A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 503)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 502)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
Old enough to know better Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 501)
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 500)
A birthday card with a 1960's photo of three men sideways looking to the camera against a red background
Old fart club Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 499)
A birthday card with a vintage photo of a glamorous dressed woman in a pink hat and holding her coat
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 498)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling teenager dressed a bright red prom dress
You Big Queen Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 497)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk
Office wanker Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 496)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling old lady in yellow blouse. Pink and yellow rounded text reads Happy Birthday
From one old tart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 495)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
This is a phone Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 494)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone
From your little shit boy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 492)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers
From your little shit girl Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 491)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 490)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 489)
A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together
Friends that drink together Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 487)
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 486)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 485)
A Valentine's Day card with a dramatic posed photo of an old lady fallen down some stairs. Funky text above the image reads I've fallen for you
I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 484)
A Galentine's Day card with a picture of a glamourous woman looking to camera stroking her hair. Red and white rounded text above reads Happy Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another
Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 483)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 482)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 481)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a toilet seat with the lid up in a red tiled bathroom
Loo seat down Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 480)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 479)
A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 478)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
You're my Queen Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 477)
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
Best Mum award Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 475)
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 474)
A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday
Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 473)
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
The older I get Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 472)
A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance
Socially acceptable Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 471)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 470)
A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 469)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 468)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera. Above him in an angled white bar red and blue text reads World's best arsehole
World's Best Arsehole Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 467)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young smiling woman playing a guitar
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You love a good screw Card
£2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a retro picture of a cheerleader dressed all in white jumping excitedly into the air
OMG! I'm So excited Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 465)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 462)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 460)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
Today's Forecast Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 459)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young paperboy holding a paper
Extra Extra You've got old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 457)
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Old floozy Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 456 Floozy)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 456)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat
I used to be a people person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 443)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk
You're Not TikTok Famous Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 431)
Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 429)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a bored looking young girl with hear head in her hand
Can't Be Fucked Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 407)
A purple Father's Day with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads Dad I'm so glad you're bald, like beer and fart loads
Drink beer and fart loads Card
£2.75 GBP (DAD 64)
A dark purple Father's Day with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads Dad I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
Lost loads on crypto Card
£2.75 GBP (DAD 63)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and yellow text in the middle that reads Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead
Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card
£2.75 GBP (DAD 62)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Dad
Brilliant Dad Card
£2.75 GBP (DAD 61)
A rich blue Father's Day card with rounded dark blue, white and light blue text in the middle that reads Dad you're one of my favourite parents
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One of my favourite parents Card
£2.75 GBP
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white and pastel purple text that reads 50% farts, 40% beer, 10% bad jokes 100% Dad
100% Dad Card
£2.75 GBP (DAD 59)