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I know a cunt when I see one Card
£2.95 (DPP 10)
My cat thinks you're a cunt Card
£2.95 (DPP 08)
I fancied some sunshine Card
£2.95 (DPP 07)
You don't look a day over knackered Card
£2.95 (DPP 06)
Self care with olives Card
£2.95 (DPP 05)
I love quiet birthdays Card
£2.95 (DPP 04)
I tried to be better person Card
£2.95 (DPP 03)
Wake up and be fabulous Card
£2.95 (DPP 02)
I woke up extra early Card
£2.95 (DPP 01)
Hang in there Card
£2.95 (DMA 617)
Someone cards about your Card
£2.95 (DMA 615)
Waited all day for that fart Card
£2.95 (PUL 24)
Curse of the doomscroller Card
£2.95 (PUL 23)
Instagram my dinner Card
£2.95 (PUL 22)
Just one more drink Card
£2.95 (PUL 21)
The case of the missing youth Card
£2.95 (PUL 20)
Old fart club Card
£2.95 (PUL 19)
Born to be Wild Card
£2.95 (PUL 18)
Another year older Card
£2.95 (PUL 17)
Lushes with hot flushes Card
£2.95 (DMA 616)
One legend to another Card
£2.95 (DMA 614)
Young at heart Card
£2.95 (DMA 613)
New Dibber Card
£2.95 (DMA 612)
Keep going keep going Card
£2.95 (DMU 284)
Putrid old slag bag Card
£2.95 (DMU 283)
Award winning wanker Card
£2.95 (DMU 282)
Birthdays are like wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 621)
On your marks Card
£2.95 (DMA 620)
Youth is wasted on the young Card
£2.95 (DMA 619)
Scrub up well for an old bugger Card
£2.95 (DMA 618)
Funny Stairlift Mothers Day Card
Website Exclusive
Mother's Day drives me up the wall Card
£3.50 (WEB 46)
A funny red birthday card with bold yellowm and white text that reads Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person, that's £200 off for a family of four. Oh, and happy birthday
Website Exclusive
Jet2 Holiday Card
£3.50 (WEB 06)
Being this fabulous was easy Card
£2.95 (PUL 16)
Mid life crisis Card
£2.95 (PUL 15)
The birthday dilemma Card
£2.95 (PUL 14)
Older not wiser Card
£2.95 (PUL 13)
Hot flushes and high heels Card
£2.95 (PUL 12)
Party monsters from outer space Card
£2.95 (PUL 11)
Sold Out
There it goes again Card
£2.95
It's the besties birthday Card
£2.95 (PUL 09)
Just a fart Card
£2.95 (PUL 08)
Crazy cat lady Card
£2.95 (PUL 07)
Five more minutes then I'm done Card
£2.95 (PUL 06)
The man the myth the legend Card
£2.95 (PUL 05)
The new air fryer Card
£2.95 (PUL 04)
Birthday drinks gone wild Card
£2.95 (PUL 03)
Another night of too much beer Card
£2.95 (PUL 02)
Not another birthday Card
£2.95 (PUL 01)
Pronouns are more / wine Card
£2.95 (DBA 16)
Never grow up Card
£2.95 (DBA 15)
Jizzmuffin Card
£2.95 (DBA 14)
Be the best person you can be Card
£2.95 (DBA 13)
Happy cake day Card
£2.95 (DBA 12)
You're born you die Card
£2.95 (DBA 11)
Sit on the toilet at 11:59 Card
£2.95 (DBA 10)
Being an adult Card
£2.95 (DBA 09)
Young at heart Card
£2.95 (DBA 08)
Blah blah bday etc Card
£2.95 (DBA 07)
Don't be greedy Card
£2.95 (DBA 06)
Too much alcohol and too little dignity Card
£2.95 (DBA 05)
Dead inside but still fabulous Card
£2.95 (RAN 199)
Gay AF Card
£2.95 (RAN 198)
Happy Birthday fuck face Card
£2.95 (RAN 195)
Way to Gogh Card
£2.95 (RAN 194)
Wanking too much Card
£2.95 (RAN 193)
It's enough to make you scream Card
£2.95 (RAN 192)
You're the fucker who's 60 Card
£2.95 (RAN 191)
You're the fucker who's 50 Card
£2.95 (RAN 190)
You're the fucker who's 40 Card
£2.95 (RAN 189)
You're the fucker who's 30 Card
£2.95 (RAN 188)
Are you Happy Is it your birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 187)
You're how old male Card
£2.95 (RAN 186)
You're how old female Card
£2.95 (RAN 185)
Not your first rodeo Card
£2.95 (RAN 184)
Difference between you and a cockerel Card
£2.95 (RAN 183)
Trans rights are human rights Card
£2.95 (RAN 182)
Massive knobhead but I do love you Card
£2.95 (DMV 167)
I really really etc love you Card
£2.95 (DMV 166)
Sold Out
You beat a Jet2 holiday Card
£2.95
Watch Netflix with you forever Card
£2.95 (DMV 164)
Farty duvet thieves Card
£2.95 (DMV 163)
The Earth is 4.5 billion years old Card
£2.95 (DMV 162)
Blah blah birthday something Card
£2.95 (DMU 281)
I go wild swimming Card
£2.95 (DMU 280)
Shit in my hands and clap Card
£2.95 (DMU 279)
12 inches of pleasure Card
£2.95 (DMU 278)
Birthdays drive me up the wall Card
£2.95 (DMA 611)
Everything gets harder Card
£2.95 (DMA 610)
Hope your day is filled with joy Card
£2.95 (DMA 609)
Old age doesn't last long Card
£2.95 (DMA 608)
Balanced diet Card
£2.95 (DMA 607)
Dad - You were right about everything Card
£2.95 (DMA 606)
Mum - You were right about everything Card
£2.95 (DMA 605)
Words cannot express Card
£2.95 (DMA 604)
A wise man once said Card
£2.95 (DMA 603)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
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Best bitch in town name Card
£3.50 (WEB 20)
A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera
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Grumpy old git Card
£3.50 (WEB 32)
A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time
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Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card
£3.50 (WEB 31)
A funny personalisable simple white birthday card with black text that reads Name - This is the shittest birthday card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 30)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera. Rounded lowercase white text above her reads Name - You scrub up well for an old floozy
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Personalised Old Floozy Card
£3.50 (WEB 27)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat
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Personalised You're a twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 26)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1970s picture of two women, slightly drunk laughing on their knees with white text above that reads Get ready for another piss up in - town name
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Get ready for another piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 21)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I'm not sayhing you're old but if you werew milk I'd sniff you firs
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I'm not saying you're old Card
£3.50 (WEB 19)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of lots of healthy fruit and veg overlaid with bold white text that reads This card is one of your five a day
Website Exclusive
One of your five a day Card
£3.50 (WEB 17)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired man holding two pints of beer with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 16)
A funny greeting card with a kitsch 1950s illustration of a cowboy riding a horse overlaid with bold white western text that reads Save a horse ride a cowboy
Website Exclusive
Save a horse Card
£3.50 (WEB 13)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, blue and yellow text that reads Happy birthday to the biggest twat in...
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Happy birthday to the biggest twat in Card
£3.50 (WEB 11)
A funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I was going to buy you a birthday present but I spent the money on booze and porn instead
Website Exclusive
Booze and porn Card
£3.50 (WEB 10)
A rude dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I could have got you a nice birthday card you big twat but who needs that fake bullshit friendship?
Website Exclusive
Fake bullshit Card
£3.50 (WEB 09)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling woman in a striped shirt with a big beehive haircut
Website Exclusive
Avoid candles on the Birthday cake Card
£3.50 (WEB 07)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage kitsch illustration of two kittens
Website Exclusive
Cats are cunts Card
£3.50 (WEB 05)
A funny birthday card with a red, blue and purple pattern overlaid with bold white text that reads Ask me about my superpowers
Website Exclusive
Ask me about my super powers Card
£3.50 (WEB 04)
A funny birthday card featuring a victorian sepia photo of a smiling middle aged woman against a brown background
Website Exclusive
Mabel suck cock Card
£3.50 (WEB 03)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro 1980s yearbook photo of a young man with a thin moustache and classic mullet
Website Exclusive
Wayne was a wanker card
£3.50 (WEB 02)
A funny red birthday card with bold red ands black text in white boxes that reads Happy birthday to a fully paid up member of the Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati club!
Website Exclusive
Tofu eating wokerati Card
£3.50 (WEB 01)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired woman drinking a glass of champange with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 15)
A funny personalisable deep yellow birthday card with pink and blue text that reads Happy birthday - name - Here's to another year of not giving a single fuck
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Another year of not giving a single fuck Card
£3.50 (WEB 14)
A leopard print birthday card with bold white text that reads Happy birthday to a total slag
Website Exclusive
Total Slag Card
£3.50 (WEB 08)
Punch a ghost Card
£2.95 (DMU 276)
The secret to staying young Card
£2.95 (DMA 602)
One day you'll go far Card
£2.95 (DMA 601)
Potty mouth Card
£2.95 (DMA 600)
Drinking since breakfast Card
£2.95 (DMA 599)
Born in the 80's Card
£2.95 (DMA 598)
Laugh fart sneeze and wee Card
£2.95 (DBA 04)
Too old for this shit Card
£2.95 (DBA 03)
Farting inside this Card
£2.95 (DBA 02)
My three favourite things Card
£2.95 (DBA 01)
How will you spend your birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 181)
Happy Birthday from the lesbians Card
£2.95 (RAN 179)
Let's play spot the difference Card
£2.95 (RAN 177)
Girl with a birthday hangover Card
£2.95 (RAN 176)
Hail Satan Card
£2.95 (RAN 175)
All the fucks I give Card
£2.95 (DMU 275)
Never too early for champagne Card
£2.95 (DMU 274)
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
What did you get up to last night Card
£2.95 (DMU 272)
No idea how this adult thing works Card
£2.95 (DMU 271)
Creaky old Fart Card
£2.95 (DMA 597)
The gayest card you'll receive today Card
£2.95 (DMA 596)
Enjoy a large stiff one Card
£2.95 (DMA 595)
Donald Trump Tariff Free Card
£2.95 (DMA 594)
Inside every old person Card
£2.95 (DMA 593)
Happy Birthday Slut Bag Card
£2.95 (DMA 592)
Happy Birthday Cock Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 591)
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 589)
Drunk by Midnight Card
£2.95 (DMA 588)
Today is all about you Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 587)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 586)
You suck Card
£2.95 (DMV 155)
Like a squirrel loves nuts Card
£2.95 (DMV 154)
Love You in a gay way Card
£2.95 (DMV 153)
Even more than the air fryer Card
£2.95 (DMV 152)
Not dead yet Card
£2.95 (RAN 172)
Kock out four wanks Card
£2.95 (RAN 171)
Happy birthday you old fossil Card
£2.95 (RAN 170)
Happy birthday from Card
£2.95 (RAN 169)
Another year of being fabulous Card
£2.95 (RAN 168)
The gays do love a birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 166)
Happy birthday super gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 165)
It's only a new iron Card
£2.95 (DMU 269)
Goodbye poor life choices Card
£2.95 (DMU 268)
Did you bring cake Card
£2.95 (DMU 266)
Oh shit my back Card
£2.95 (DMU 265)
Another amazing human Card
£2.95 (DMA 585)
Unpaid therapist Card
£2.95 (DMA 584)
Let's party Card
£2.95 (DMA 583)
Excited about air fryers Card
£2.95 (DMA 582)
Happy birthday fuck nugget Card
£2.95 (DMA 581)
I predict cock Card
£2.95 (DMA 580)
Happy Dad day Card
£2.95 (DMA 579)
Banana you'd be bread Card
£2.95 (RAN 164)
Daddy era Card
£2.95 (RAN 163)
Toxic arseholes Card
£2.95 (RAN 162)
Ache all the time Card
£2.95 (RAN 161)
Fabulous and awesome as me Card
£2.95 (RAN 160)
What's for dinner Card
£2.95 (DMU 264)
Warm feeling when you're around Card
£2.95 (DMU 263)
Fencing guys Card
£2.95 (DMU 262)
Decrepit old fossil Card
£2.95 (DMU 261)
I Don't care Card
£2.95 (DMU 260)
Bladder wakes you up Card
£2.95 (DMU 259)
The problem with some people Card
£2.95 (DMA 577)
A friend as fabulous as me Card
£2.95 (DMA 576)
Roses are red wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 575)
Happy birthday hot stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 574)
Don't grow up Card
£2.95 (DMA 573)
Tickle my tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 572)
Let's day drink Card
£2.95 (DMA 571)
People say this card is rude Card
£2.95 (DMA 570)
Happy birthday wank puffin Card
£2.95 (DMA 569)
Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMA 568)
Pillows on holiday Card
£2.95 (DMA 567)
Meh Card
£2.95 (RAN 159)
Your annual reminder Card
£2.95 (RAN 158)
Fucking rudest birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 157)
The man in the shop Card
£2.95 (RAN 156)
Dickhead Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMU 258)
My back is stiff Card
£2.95 (DMU 257)
Whose birthday is it Card
£2.95 (DMU 256)
Too much prosecco Card
£2.95 (DMU 255)
Bad influence Card
£2.95 (DMU 254)
Queen of the fucking universe Card
£2.95 (DMA 566)
The older I get Card
£2.95 (DMA 565)
Free bus pass Card
£2.95 (DMA 564)
Let's skip the Birthday meal Card
£2.95 (DMA 562)
Cook with wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 561)
I have your diagnosis Card
£2.95 (DMA 560)
More hair in your nose Card
£2.95 (DMA 559)
Happy birthday bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 558)
Birthdays are such thirsty work Card
£2.95 (DMA 557)
I'm so excited it's your Card
£2.95 (DMA 556)
Your new workmates (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 24)
We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 23)
Who farted Card
£2.95 (RAN 155)
I love Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 154)
Yes, you're this gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 153)
Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 151)
Sold Out
My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card
£2.95
Love you so much Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 149)
Sold Out
I fucking love you Valentine's Day Card
£2.95
Four billion men Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 147)
Happy Valentine's Gay Card
£2.95 (DMV 145)
I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 143)
No clue what they do for a job Card
£2.95 (DMU 253)
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.95 (DMU 252)
Who's the Daddy Card
£2.95 (DMU 251)
As funny as you think you are Card
£2.95 (DMU 250)
Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card
£2.95 (DMU 249)
How is my recital Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMU 248)
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.95 (DMU 243)
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.95 (DMA 547)
Happy Birthday princess Card
£2.95 (DMA 546)
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 545)
What's for tea Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 542)
Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 541)
I've still got it Card
£2.95 (DMU 247)
I couldn't give a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMU 246)
What age are you pretending to be Card
£2.95 (DMU 245)
You've aged really well Card
£2.95 (DMU 244)
The moaning Lisa Card
£2.95 (RAN 142)
Get up to wee in the night Card
£2.95 (RAN 138)
Failing at life Card
£2.95 (DMA 538)
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.95 (DMA 537)
First class honours Card
£2.95 (DMA 536)
Oh look it's your birthday Card
£2.95 (DMA 535)
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.95 (DMA 534)
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.95 (DMA 532)
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.95 (DMA 531)
Fuck cancer Card
£2.95 (RAN 136)
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