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Welcome to my collection and random designs rather inspiringly called Randoms. That took a lot of time. There's something for everyone here from nice and clean to mild and very naughty, you have been warned.

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A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.75 (RAN 87)
A black greeting card featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor
The moaning Lisa Card
£2.75 (RAN 142)
Word search Card
£2.75 (RAN 67)
A birthday card with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself.
I try not to swear Card
£2.75 (RAN 122)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads This is the shittest card you'll get
Shittest card you'll get Card
£2.75 (RAN 118)
A deep red birthday card with black text in a white box at the top that reads May your birthday be blissfully free of
Blissfully free of Card
£2.75 (RAN 119)
A Christmas card designed to look like a vintage paperback featuring an illustration of Father Christmas sitting atop a chimney
Santa take a shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 148)
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.75 (RAN 75)
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Working From Home Card
£1.00 £2.75
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
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Birthday name Card
£2.75
Favourite swear word Card
£2.75 (RAN 49)
A Christmas card asking what your elf name is
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Elf Name Card
£2.75
A bold black Christmas card featuring simple white, red and green text in the middle that reads I never knew they made Christmas cards especially for stupid cunts
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Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75
A simple orange birthday card with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 103)
A funny rude birthday card with a flowery patter on a yellow background. Black formal text in a white circle at the front reads Here's your annual reminder that you're fucking ancient
Your annual reminder Card
£2.75 (RAN 158)
A plain black birthday card with simple capitalised white and brown text in the middle that reads Happy birthday to poo
Happy birthday to poo Card
£2.75 (RAN 135)
A birthday card with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background. Rounded blue, pink and purple text above reads Happy Whatever
Happy whatever Card
£2.75 (RAN 134)
A birthday card featuring a 1950s illustration of an excited man arms raised in just his vest and pants. Standing in front of a rainbow starburst he is overlaid with rounded white text that reads Holy fuck! Woke up extra gay today!
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Woke up extra gay today Card
£2.75
A dark red Christmas card with just the words Merry Christmas you Nosey Cunt written in very small white capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.75 (RAN 79)
A plain red birthday card with black text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm too busy to give a fuck about your birthday but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Sorry I'm too busy Card
£2.75 (RAN 143)
A black birthday card with pastel multicoloured spots surrounding bold slanted white text that reads Shove this card up your arse
Shove this card up your arse Card
£2.75 (RAN 140)
A black Christmas card with bold slanted white text that reads Show this Christmas card up your arse surrounded by white, red and green dots
Shove this Christmas card up your arse Card
£2.75 (RAN 151)
A bold white birthday card with dark red and black text that reads The three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. My back aches 3. Death
Stages of Life Card
£2.75 (RAN 97)
A black Christmas with bold rounded white, red and green text that reads Enjoy your big Christmas poo
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Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card
£2.75
A light pink Christmas card with random red, pink, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Have a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.75 (RAN 125)
A white text based Christmas card with black, green and red text
Hope Your Xmas Isn't Shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 38)
A black birthday card with bold pastel multicoloured text that reads Happy birthday dickhead
Dickhead Card
£2.75 (RAN 121)
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Miss You Like Fuck Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 17)
A black Christmas card with white and rainbow slanted capital letters reading Have a merry LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ Christmas
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Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£2.75
A red greeting card with rounded black and white text reading I love You and your
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I Love You and your Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 78)
Festive fuckwit December Card
£2.75 (RAN 66)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.75 (RAN 124)
A simple funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, blue and pink text that reads No one tells you that once you reach this age you'll ache all the fucking time
Ache all the time Card
£2.75 (RAN 161)
A plain dark blue birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads I bet out of all the bastard birthday cards you get today you big tosser that this one is the fucking rudest
Fucking rudest birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 157)
A blue birthday card with repeated text saying I really couldn't give a fuck it's your birthday of various different sizes
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How many can you see Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 91)
Satisfying shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 70)
A light blue birthday card with plain black text and tickboxes that reads The sender / recipient of this card has a / is a massive dick
Massive dick Card
£2.75 (RAN 120)
A light purple birthday card with bold red text at the top that reads Congrats! You're. Below are tick boxes next to the following stages of life
Congrats you're Card
£2.75 (RAN 132)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads You're lucky you got a card
Lucky you got a card Card
£2.75 (RAN 117)
A Plain red Christmas card with a black, green and red text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm far too much of a Scrooge to give a fuck about Christmas but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Too much a Scrooge Card
£2.75 (RAN 149)
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
To you and your Card
£2.75 (RAN 76)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 127)
A plain pale orange greeting card with bold pink text in the middle that reads Seize the day! Underneath smaller white text reads Tomorrow
Seize the day tomorrow Card
£2.75 (RAN 141)
A circular pink patterned birthday card with 70's style blue font that reads Oh my fuck you're so old
You're so old Card
£2.75 (RAN 116)
A funny birthday card with white text in a black box at the top that reads How many times do you have to get up to wee in the night? Below against a yellow background are tick boxes which are detailed
Get up to wee in the night Card
£2.75 (RAN 138)
A simple white Christmas card featuring bold black, red and green text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this Christmas card
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.75 (RAN 109)
A birthday card with the layout of wordle. Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
Wordle Freak Card
£2.75 (RAN 95)
A rainbow explosion Christmas card with curvy white text with a black outline
Very Camp Card
£2.75 (RAN 81)
A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses
Friends are like stars Card
£2.75 (RAN 133)
A funny birthday with smart black text that reads Happy birthday to someone who is just as fabulous and awesome as me in a white circle surrounded by pretty pink flowers
Fabulous and awesome as me Card
£2.75 (RAN 160)
A black birthday card with a very old painting of thirteen serious looking men all looking towards the viewer surrounded by a white border. White formal text above them reads Who farted?
Who farted Card
£2.75 (RAN 155)
An orange birthday card with white text reading birthday checklist in a red banner at the top
Checklist Card
£2.75 (RAN 115)
A bold black birthday card featuring simple white, yellow, blue and pink text in the middle that reads I never knew they made birthday cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75 (RAN 106)
A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I'm not saying you're old.. .. but if you were a banana you'd be bread
Banana you'd be bread Card
£2.75 (RAN 164)
A white birthday card with bold rainbow coloured text that reads Big gay birthday card surrounded by equally rainbow dots
Big gay birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 145)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and pink text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Card
£2.75 (RAN 129)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 126)
A simple white birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this card
Fuck all inside Card
£2.75 (RAN 102)
Stupid twat August Card
£2.75 (RAN 62)
A yellow birthday card with a vintage illustration of two smiling children's faces. Above and below multi coloured text reads Happy birthday you old fossil
Happy birthday you old fossil Card
£2.75 (RAN 170)
A funny rude birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads The man in the shop told me that this card would make even the most miserable bugger laugh
The man in the shop Card
£2.75 (RAN 156)
A Christmas card titled How much do you love Christmas? with the answers next to tick boxes below
How much to you love Card
£2.75 (RAN 150)
A dark blue birthday card featuring rounded white, blue and yellow text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
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I've lost loads on crypto Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 99)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Card
£2.75 (RAN 98)
A simple red Christmas card with lower case white text aligned to one side
Smell of reindeer poo Card
£2.75 (RAN 85)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 83)
A plain white Birthday card with bold black capitalised text that reads Happy Birthday Let's go wild and put the heating on
Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card
£2.75 (RAN 111)
A black and spotted greeting card with bold white slanted text that reads You're now in your Daddy era surrounded by multicoloured dots
Daddy era Card
£2.75 (RAN 163)
A gay birthday card featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, you're this gay
Yes, you're this gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 153)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers
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Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.75
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name really old Card
£2.75 (RAN 72)
Mahoosive twatwaffle November Card
£2.75 (RAN 65)
A white greeting card with a pattern of watercolour flowers at the bottom
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Card
£2.75 (RAN 42)
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.75 (RAN 40)
A birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Happy Birthday and surrounded by loads of colourful doodle patterns
Happy doodles Card
£2.75 (RAN 114)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mr & Mr
Mr and Mr Card
£2.75 (RAN 112)
A black birthday card featuring bold angular multicoloured rainbow letter that read Wishing you an absolutely amazing birthday
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Absolutely amazing Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 101)
A deep pink greeting card with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life
Toxic arseholes Card
£2.75 (RAN 162)
A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.75 (RAN 144)
Enormous wankers September Card
£2.75 (RAN 63)
A plain white greeting card with plain black text in the middle that reads Fuck cancer
Fuck cancer Card
£2.75 (RAN 136)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
Lost money on crypto Card
£2.75 (RAN 107)
A funny birthday card with a cute whimsical illustration of two kittens against a blue background. Rounded yellow text above them reads Meh birthday
Meh Card
£2.75 (RAN 159)
A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt
Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card
£2.75 (RAN 92)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Couple Card
£2.75 (RAN 84)
A Massive dickhead July Card
£2.75 (RAN 61)
A Fathers Day card about farting a lot
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Dad you could make farting a national sport Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 50)
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We Can't Celebrate Your Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 21)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make birthdays fabulous again
Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£2.75 (RAN 131)
Yasss Queen Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 01)
A dark yellow birthday card with bold capitalised black and red text that reads Not dead yet.
Not dead yet Card
£2.75 (RAN 172)
A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads Remember when you could easily knock out four wanks in a day?
Kock out four wanks Card
£2.75 (RAN 171)
Mahoosive twatwaffle May Card
£2.75 (RAN 59)
Massive dickheads January Card
£2.75 (RAN 55)
Fabulous Gayness Card
£2.75 (RAN 04)
A black Christmas card with alternating red, white and green rounded text reading We wish you a merry fuckmas
Merry Fuckmas Card
£2.75 (RAN 89)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and blue text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother Card
£2.75 (RAN 128)
Happy LGBTQI+ Card
£2.75 (RAN 06)
Pretty Fucking Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 05)
A bold white greeting card with a a bold colourful rainbow with bold rounded text underneath that reads Happy Pride
Happy Pride LGBTQ+ Card
£2.75 (RAN 96)
A red Valentines card with white and orange rounded lowercase text reading Live laugh Lick my balls
Live Laugh Lick my Balls Valentines Card
£2.75 (RAN 93)
A white birthday card with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Card
£2.75 (RAN 90)
Huge knobhead October Card
£2.75 (RAN 64)
Huge knobhead April Card
£2.75 (RAN 58)
Enormous wankers February Card
£2.75 (RAN 56)
Your Here Your Queer Card
£2.75 (RAN 36)
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Happy New Normal Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 31)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mrs & Mrs
Mrs and Mrs Card
£2.75 (RAN 113)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two guys with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride guys Card
£2.75 (RAN 104)
A birthday card featuring a retro illustration of a smiling man riding a sledge over a rainbow in space. Multicoloured rounded text above him reads You may not be as gay as this but at least you're trying
You may not be as gay as this Card
£2.75 (RAN 147)
A bight yellow birthday card with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card
£2.75 (RAN 94)
A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
Good Vibes Only Card
£2.75 (RAN 74)
Biggest bellend June Card
£2.75 (RAN 60)
A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub
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Dad, fancy the pub? Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 51)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in
Sounds gay I'm in Card
£2.75 (RAN 130)
A light blue birthday card with red and black text in a white box at the top that reads Happy birthday from. Options listed below are as follows
Happy birthday from Card
£2.75 (RAN 169)
A bright rainbow coloured birthday card with bold white shadowed text that reads Here's to another year ofbeing fucking fabulous!
Another year of being fabulous Card
£2.75 (RAN 168)
A funny white birthday card with a pie chart split into pink and a picture of a rainbow unicorn. The card asks Are you gay? with the options being Yes and Yes, and a magical fucking unicorn.
Are you gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 167)
A black birthday card covered with multicoloured spots. Bold white text in the middle reads The gays do love a birthday
The gays do love a birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 166)
A funny birthday card with a rainbow pattern emanating out from a white circle in the middle with back and multi-coloured text inside that reads Happy birthday super gay
Happy birthday super gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 165)
A plain white birthday card with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay
I love Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 154)
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Inspirational Quote Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 69)
Stupid twats March Card
£2.75 (RAN 57)
New Name New You Transition Card
£2.75 (RAN 35)
A black birthday card with bold text in the middle in shades of blue, pink, yellow and white that read Queer and proud and surrounded by complimentary dots of the same colours
Queer and proud Card
£2.75 (RAN 137)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two girls with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride girls Card
£2.75 (RAN 105)
A birthday card featuring a bright rainbow pattern exploding from behind white text that reads I'm so proud of you
I'm so proud of you Card
£2.75 (RAN 100)
Love is Love Card
£2.75 (RAN 03)

Random Designs from Dean Morris Cards

There's something for everyone here with this random collection of designs from Dean Morris Cards. Birthdays and lots of occasions are catered for.