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Randoms Greeting Cards

Welcome to my collection and random designs rather inspiringly called Randoms. That took a lot of time. There's something for everyone here from nice and clean to mild and very naughty, you have been warned.

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Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.95 (RAN 87)
The moaning Lisa Card
£2.95 (RAN 142)
Word search Card
£2.95 (RAN 67)
I try not to swear Card
£2.95 (RAN 122)
Santa take a shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 148)
Blissfully free of Card
£2.95 (RAN 119)
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.95 (RAN 75)
Shittest card you'll get Card
£2.95 (RAN 118)
Birthday name Card
£2.95 (RAN 73)
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Favourite swear word Card
£2.95
Your annual reminder Card
£2.95 (RAN 158)
Woke up extra gay today Card
£2.95 (RAN 146)
Elf Name Card
£2.95 (RAN 45)
Take no shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 103)
Kock out four wanks Card
£2.95 (RAN 171)
Shove this Christmas card up your arse Card
£2.95 (RAN 151)
Sorry I'm too busy Card
£2.95 (RAN 143)
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How many can you see Card
£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 91)
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.95 (RAN 108)
Ache all the time Card
£2.95 (RAN 161)
Fucking rudest birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 157)
Shove this card up your arse Card
£2.95 (RAN 140)
Happy birthday to poo Card
£2.95 (RAN 135)
Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card
£2.95 (RAN 152)
Happy whatever Card
£2.95 (RAN 134)
Dickhead Card
£2.95 (RAN 121)
Laugh fart sneeze and wee Card
£2.95 (DBA 04)
Stages of Life Card
£2.95 (RAN 97)
Another year of being fabulous Card
£2.95 (RAN 168)
Hope Your Xmas Isn't Shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 38)
Happy birthday you old fossil Card
£2.95 (RAN 170)
Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.95 (RAN 125)
My three favourite things Card
£2.95 (DBA 01)
Banana you'd be bread Card
£2.95 (RAN 164)
Too much a Scrooge Card
£2.95 (RAN 149)
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Friends are like stars Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 133)
You're so old Card
£2.95 (RAN 116)
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Satisfying shit Card
£2.95
Not dead yet Card
£2.95 (RAN 172)
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.95 (RAN 106)
Lucky you got a card Card
£2.95 (RAN 117)
Festive fuckwit December Card
£2.95 (RAN 66)
Massive dick Card
£2.95 (RAN 120)
Fuck all inside Card
£2.95 (RAN 102)
Girl with a birthday hangover Card
£2.95 (RAN 176)
Daddy era Card
£2.95 (RAN 163)
Happy Holigays Card
£2.95 (RAN 124)
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.95 (RAN 109)
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Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.95
Big gay birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 145)
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Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 92)
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Smell of reindeer poo Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 85)
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Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 40)
Checklist Card
£2.95 (RAN 115)
Fabulous and awesome as me Card
£2.95 (RAN 160)
Who farted Card
£2.95 (RAN 155)
Farting inside this Card
£2.95 (DBA 02)
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Dad you could make farting a national sport Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)
You're the fucker who's 60 Card
£2.95 (RAN 191)
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I've lost loads on crypto Card
£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 99)
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 82)
Congrats you're Card
£2.95 (RAN 132)
Seize the day tomorrow Card
£2.95 (RAN 141)
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Inspirational Quote Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 69)
Wanking too much Card
£2.95 (RAN 193)
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Card
£2.95 (RAN 42)
A leopard print birthday card with bold white text that reads Happy birthday to a total slag
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Total Slag Card
£3.50 (WEB 08)
You're the fucker who's 50 Card
£2.95 (RAN 190)
Merry whatever Card
£2.95 (RAN 174)
Yes, you're this gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 153)
Very Camp Card
£2.95 (RAN 81)
Annoying sister Card
£2.95 (RAN 129)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage kitsch illustration of two kittens
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Cats are cunts Card
£3.50 (WEB 05)
Toxic arseholes Card
£2.95 (RAN 162)
Get up to wee in the night Card
£2.95 (RAN 138)
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Miss You Like Fuck Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 17)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, blue and yellow text that reads Happy birthday to the biggest twat in...
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Happy birthday to the biggest twat in Card
£3.50 (WEB 11)
Meh Card
£2.95 (RAN 159)
How much to you love Card
£2.95 (RAN 150)
Wordle Freak Card
£2.95 (RAN 95)
Stupid twat August Card
£2.95 (RAN 62)
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Pretty Fucking Gay Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 05)
Let's play spot the difference Card
£2.95 (RAN 177)
A Massive dickhead July Card
£2.95 (RAN 61)
Are you gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 167)
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.95 (RAN 144)
Amazing human being Card
£2.95 (RAN 98)
Mahoosive twatwaffle November Card
£2.95 (RAN 65)
Fuck cancer Card
£2.95 (RAN 136)
Mr and Mr Card
£2.95 (RAN 112)
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I'm so proud of you Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 100)
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Yasss Queen Gay Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 01)
Mrs and Mrs Card
£2.95 (RAN 113)
Happy Birthday from the gays Card
£2.95 (RAN 178)
Birthday name really old Card
£2.95 (RAN 72)
Enormous wankers September Card
£2.95 (RAN 63)
Gay AF Card
£2.95 (RAN 198)
Happy Birthday fuck face Card
£2.95 (RAN 195)
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 83)
Mahoosive twatwaffle May Card
£2.95 (RAN 59)
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 126)
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Lost money on crypto Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)
Way to Gogh Card
£2.95 (RAN 194)
It's enough to make you scream Card
£2.95 (RAN 192)
You're how old male Card
£2.95 (RAN 186)
Massive dickheads January Card
£2.95 (RAN 55)
Annoying brother Card
£2.95 (RAN 128)
Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card
£2.95 (RAN 111)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I'm not sayhing you're old but if you werew milk I'd sniff you firs
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I'm not saying you're old Card
£3.50 (WEB 19)
Hail Satan Card
£2.95 (RAN 175)
The man in the shop Card
£2.95 (RAN 156)
Enormous wankers February Card
£2.95 (RAN 56)
Happy LGBTQI+ Card
£2.95 (RAN 06)
A funny greeting card with a kitsch 1950s illustration of a cowboy riding a horse overlaid with bold white western text that reads Save a horse ride a cowboy
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Save a horse Card
£3.50 (WEB 13)
Difference between you and a cockerel Card
£2.95 (RAN 183)
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Dad, fancy the pub? Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)
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Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 131)
A funny red birthday card with bold yellowm and white text that reads Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person, that's £200 off for a family of four. Oh, and happy birthday
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Jet2 Holiday Card
£3.50 (WEB 06)
Cute Couple Card
£2.95 (RAN 84)
Biggest bellend June Card
£2.95 (RAN 60)
Fabulous Gayness Card
£2.95 (RAN 04)
Too old for this shit Card
£2.95 (DBA 03)
A funny personalisable simple white birthday card with black text that reads Name - This is the shittest birthday card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 30)
You're the fucker who's 40 Card
£2.95 (RAN 189)
You may not be as gay as this Card
£2.95 (RAN 147)
Pride guys Card
£2.95 (RAN 104)
You're how old female Card
£2.95 (RAN 185)
Not your first rodeo Card
£2.95 (RAN 184)
Naughty nice tired Card
£2.95 (RAN 173)
How will you spend your birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 181)
Happy Birthday from the lesbians Card
£2.95 (RAN 179)
The gays do love a birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 166)
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card
£2.95 (RAN 94)
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Card
£2.95 (RAN 90)
Good Vibes Only Card
£2.95 (RAN 74)
You're Here Your Queer Card
£2.95 (RAN 36)
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.95 (DMV 137)
A rude dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I could have got you a nice birthday card you big twat but who needs that fake bullshit friendship?
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Fake bullshit Card
£3.50 (WEB 09)
Dead inside but still fabulous Card
£2.95 (RAN 199)
Happy birthday from Card
£2.95 (RAN 169)
Happy birthday super gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 165)
Happy Pride LGBTQ+ Card
£2.95 (RAN 96)
Huge knobhead April Card
£2.95 (RAN 58)
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Nosey Cunt Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 79)
My favourite C-words Card
£2.95 (RAN 201)
A funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I was going to buy you a birthday present but I spent the money on booze and porn instead
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Booze and porn Card
£3.50 (WEB 10)
You're the fucker who's 30 Card
£2.95 (RAN 188)
Trans rights are human rights Card
£2.95 (RAN 182)
Huge knobhead October Card
£2.95 (RAN 64)
Stupid twats March Card
£2.95 (RAN 57)
Sounds gay I'm in Card
£2.95 (RAN 130)
Love is Love Card
£2.95 (RAN 03)
Are you Happy Is it your birthday Card
£2.95 (RAN 187)
Santa Goes to Andy's Man Club
£2.95 (RAN 202)
Infinite gayness Card
£2.95 (RAN 180)
New Name New You Transition Card
£2.95 (RAN 35)
Pride girls Card
£2.95 (RAN 105)
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Merry Fuckmas Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 89)
Merry Christmas fuck face Card
£2.95 (RAN 200)
A funny red birthday card with bold red ands black text in white boxes that reads Happy birthday to a fully paid up member of the Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati club!
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Tofu eating wokerati Card
£3.50 (WEB 01)
A funny birthday card with a red, blue and purple pattern overlaid with bold white text that reads Ask me about my superpowers
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Ask me about my super powers Card
£3.50 (WEB 04)
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I'll never trade you in Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 142)
I love Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 154)
Queer and proud Card
£2.95 (RAN 137)

Random Designs from Dean Morris Cards

There's something for everyone here with this random collection of designs from Dean Morris Cards. Birthdays and lots of occasions are catered for.