Funny Rude Postcards

See our popular selection of funny and rude postcards you can send on holiday, or as something different for a birthday or other occasion. We even have some fantastic gay postcards in the collection. Happy posting!

Available from 24th March

A day with arseholes Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 125)

Available from 24th March

And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 100)

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Take no shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 142)

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I'm So Excited It's Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 104)

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Amazing human being Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 132)

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Fucking fabulous Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 131)

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Festive AF Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 99)

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I Love Cock Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 26)

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Shakespeare quote Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 130)

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I Need A Poo Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 79)

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Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 98)

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I Am Going To Shit On You Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 02)

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Think Happy Things Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 88)

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Elf Name Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 117)

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You Would Not Believe Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 35)

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Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 27)

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Sick of this shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 121)

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 01)

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New Day Same Old Shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 112)

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Hello You Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 84)

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Only give fucks Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 140)

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It's that Christmas again Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 119)

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Begins Housework. Thinks About Cock Instead Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 21)

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Seize the day Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 141)

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Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 126)

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Good Vibes Only Inspirational Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 122)

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Favourite Swear word Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 111)

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Fuck Off Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 110)

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Miss You Like Fuck Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 106)

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Happy whatever Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 134)

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Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 86)

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Who Farted Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 54)

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Nosey Cunt Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 123)

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Inspirational Quote Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 116)

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Satisfying Shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 113)

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Live Laugh Love And Fuck Off Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 102)

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Meanwhile In Japan Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 76)

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Sometimes When I Close My Eyes Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 108)

Sold Out

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You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard

£1.15

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Total Slag Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 115)

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Silly Budgies Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 83)

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Generic Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 77)

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Hello! Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 55)

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Robot Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 53)

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Get Your Shit Together Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 51)

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Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 32)

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Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 15)

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You Big Man Whore Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 06)

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Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 56)

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You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 45)

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Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 120)

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Bitch I'm Fabulous Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 07)

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Can't Even Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 96)

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Bitch Please Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 49)

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Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 34)

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Shove this up your arse Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 133)

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Couldn't give a fuck about your drama Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 114)

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Yasss Queen Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 90)

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Are You A Knob Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 89)

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Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 87)

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Post Me Somewhere Nice Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 85)

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This Is Your Minimalist Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 48)

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OMG Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 107)

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Gay Is The New Black Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 62)

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Alexa, Send Wine Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 105)

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Hello Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 92)

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Clowns Scare Me Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 91)

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Complete Tosser Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 81)

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Fancy A Kebab? Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 43)

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Dick Prick Pecker... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 33)

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OMG! WTF! LOl! Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 22)

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Tries To Act Butch Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 20)

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Sounds gay I'm in Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 136)

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I'll Have A Mocha Choca Latte Soya Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 74)

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Hello You Big Knob Head Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 63)

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Greetings From... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 42)

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Fuck You Very Much Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 39)

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Tofu eating wokerati Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 135)

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Fuck Email Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 13)

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Nice bright cheerful fuck you Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 129)

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Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 128)

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Goonies names Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 109)

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Pride Flag Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 127)

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This Is A Note Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 82)

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OMFG Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 80)

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Holiday Photo Vintage Effect Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 75)

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Have A Totes Amezeballs Day Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 65)

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Shut Up And Deal With It Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 61)

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Fancy A Curry? Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 44)

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Hello! Sexy Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 40)

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My Frequent Flyer Status Is Better Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 38)

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All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 37)

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I'm So Rich I Shit Diamonds Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 30)

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I Love London Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 24)

Sold Out

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Big Gay Postcard

£1.15

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Queer and proud Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 143)

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Shit Just Got Real Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 101)

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Think Happy Thoughts Bugger Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 94)

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Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 50)

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We Are Splitting The Bill Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 95)

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This Postcard is Pretty Damn Gay

£1.15 (DPO 93)

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That's Right I'm Pissed Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 52)

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My Life Is One Big #Epic #Fail Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 28)

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I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 18)

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He him pronouns Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 138)

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Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 124)

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Wish you a Merry Fuckmas Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 118)

Sold Out

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I'm Fucking Fabulous. End Of Postcard

£1.15

Available from 24th March

Queen Of Shade Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 97)

Sold Out

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When Life Hands You Lemons Postcard

£1.15

Sold Out

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Does My Bum Look Big In This Postcard

£1.15

Sold Out

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You're Weird Postcard

£1.15

Available from 24th March

Fuck You All Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 19)

Sold Out

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Keep Calm And Send A Postcard

£1.15

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She her pronouns Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 139)

Available from 24th March

They them pronouns Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 137)

A different type of postcard!

At Dean Morris Cards, we like to be original and now you can choose from our fabulous range of funny and rude holiday postcards. Whether you’re looking to send something amusing home from holiday, or send a birthday postcard, we can help, with a selection of designs taken from our most popular birthday cards.

Holiday Postcards

It’s rather a tradition to send family and friends a postcard from holiday and rude and saucy postcards are a mainstay of UK seaside holiday tradition. Who hasn’t had a chuckle at the racks of holiday postcards available in the beach parade? Maximise your beach time this year and save yourself the scramble of finding postcards while you’re on your trip by taking them with you! Our cards can compete with the best when you want something a little rude - although some people find a few of them offensive so be careful who you send them to! Now you can relax, and get writing those funny cards from the shelter of your windbreak, or sat on the beach towel relaxing in the sun.

Birthday postcards – something a little different

We have a wide selection of birthday cards for all tastes, and we’ve taken a handful of popular ones and made them into postcards, too. So, if you want to stand out from the crowd, or maybe you’re overseas or away on holiday when it’s their birthday; so send your friend or loved one a postcard this year instead!

Gay postcards

Yes! Of course, we have some gay postcards just waiting to be sent.

Something novel at Christmas?

Want to send a Christmas postcard? Well, although we mostly cater for holidays in this section, some can still be sent at Xmas, if you see something that grabs you.

Happy hunting and we hope you love our postcards as much as we did designing them!