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Funny Rude Postcards

See our popular selection of funny and rude postcards you can send on holiday, or as something different for a birthday or other occasion. We even have some fantastic gay postcards in the collection. Happy posting!
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Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I'm So Excited It's Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 104)
A turquoise postcard with a pink floral pattern in the bottom left corner

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
A day with arseholes Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 125)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Let's Spend Loads of Money Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 70)
A simple orange postcard with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Take no shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 142)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 100)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 98)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Amazing human being Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 132)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Festive AF Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 99)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
New Day Same Old Shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 112)
A white postcard with rounded black and rainbow coloured text that reads Here's to another day of being fucking fabulous

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fucking fabulous Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 131)
A black postcard with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top. Below smart white text reads Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are just cunts. William Shakespeare

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Shakespeare quote Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 130)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Keep Calm And Eat A Mince Pie
£1.15 GBP (DPO 68)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
You Would Not Believe Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 35)
A Christmas postcard with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed up as Santa Claus

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 119)
A Christmas postcard asking what your elf name is

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Elf Name Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 117)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 110)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Miss You Like Fuck Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 106)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 103)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I Need A Poo Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 79)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Generic Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 77)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Get Your Shit Together Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 51)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I Love Cock Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 26)
A simple salmon pink postcard with bold rounded deep pink text that reads Seize the day and underneath in smaller white text Tomorrow

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Seize the day Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 141)
A retro postcard with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Happy whatever Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 134)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I Am Going To Shit On You Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 02)
A simple white postcard with a rounded lowercase bold black font in the middle that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Only give fucks Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 140)
A pink postcard with the words Live Laugh Lick My Balls in simple yellow and white capital letters

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 126)
A white christmas postcard with a drawing of a happy looking Santa Claus with his arms outstretched

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Sick of this shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 121)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Think Happy Things Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 88)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 86)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Meanwhile In Japan Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 76)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 56)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Robot Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 53)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 45)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hello! Bonjour! Hola! Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 31)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 27)
A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 120)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Inspirational Quote Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 116)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Total Slag Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 115)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 87)

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Complete Tosser Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 81)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Holiday Photo Vintage Effect Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 75)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Complete Wanker On Board Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 64)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Who Farted Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 54)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fancy A Curry? Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 44)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 34)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Dick Prick Pecker... Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 33)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 32)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
OMG! WTF! LOl! Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 22)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 15)
A deep red postcard with angled bold black text in white boxes that reads Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Tofu eating wokerati Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 135)
A rude bright yellow postcard with alternating deep pink and blue rounded text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 129)
A pink rude postcard with the words nosey cunt in tiny capital letters in the middle

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Nosey Cunt Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 123)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Satisfying Shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 113)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Favourite Swear word Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 111)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Live Laugh Love And Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 102)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 50)
An LGBTQ+ postcard of the pride flag

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Pride Flag Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 127)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Can't Even Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 96)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hello Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 92)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Yasss Queen Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 90)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hello You Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 84)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Silly Budgies Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 83)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
This Is A Note Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 82)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
OMFG Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 80)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I'll Have A Mocha Choca Latte Soya Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 74)
A funny postcard featuring a black menu board with the title in yellow pin on letters reading Today's menu
Sold Out

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Menu Postcard
£1.15 GBP

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hello! Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 55)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hello! Sexy Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 40)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I Love London Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 24)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Tries To Act Butch Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 20)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Oi! This Postcard Is For You Funny
£1.15 GBP (DPO 16)
A bold rainbow patterned postcard with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Sounds gay I'm in Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 136)
A postcard with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Good Vibes Only Inspirational Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 122)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Sometimes When I Close My Eyes Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 108)
A funny postcard featuring a vintage catalogue page titled Pouffe Parade and featuring a picture of a smiling woman posing with footstalls and a selection of different types

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Pouffe Parade Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 05)
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Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I'm Fucking Fabulous. End Of Postcard
£1.15 GBP

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Queen Of Shade Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 97)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
We Are Splitting The Bill Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 95)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
This Postcard is Pretty Damn Gay
£1.15 GBP (DPO 93)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Clowns Scare Me Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 91)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Are You A Knob Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 89)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Post Me Somewhere Nice Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 85)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Have a Totes Amazeballs Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 67)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Have A Totes Amezeballs Day Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 65)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Gay Is The New Black Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 62)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Hello You Big Knob Head Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 63)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Shut Up And Deal With It Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 61)
Sold Out

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When Life Hands You Lemons Postcard
£1.15 GBP

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
That's Right I'm Pissed Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 52)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Bitch Please Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 49)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
This Is Your Minimalist Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 48)
Sold Out

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Does My Bum Look Big In This Postcard
£1.15 GBP
Sold Out

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You're Weird Postcard
£1.15 GBP

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fancy A Kebab? Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 43)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Greetings From... Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 42)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fuck You Very Much Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 39)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
My Frequent Flyer Status Is Better Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 38)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 37)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Wish You Were Here Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 36)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
I'm So Rich I Shit Diamonds Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 30)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
My Life Is One Big #Epic #Fail Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 28)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Big Gay Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 23)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fuck You All Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 19)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Postcards Are So Retro Funny
£1.15 GBP (DPO 17)
A black postcard with bold text in the middle in shades of blue, pink, yellow and white that read Queer and proud

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Queer and proud Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 143)
Sold Out

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Keep Calm And Send A Postcard
£1.15 GBP
A dark pink and cyan postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are She Her

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
She her pronouns Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 139)
A pink and purple postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are He Him

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
He him pronouns Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 138)
A pale pink and blue postcard with slanted text reading the my pronouns are They Them

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
They them pronouns Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 137)
A black postcard dotted with multicoloured pastel spots.  Bold white angled text in the middle reads Shove this postcard up your arse

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Shove this up your arse Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 133)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Fuck Email Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 13)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 128)
A rainbow postcard with the words Proud as Fuck repeated in the colours of the progress pride flag

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 124)
A black Christmas postcard with the words We wish you a merry fuckmas

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Wish you a Merry Fuckmas Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 118)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Goonies names Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 109)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
OMG Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 107)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Alexa, Send Wine Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 105)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Shit Just Got Real Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 101)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 10)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
Bitch I'm Fabulous Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 07)

Available from Sat 20th April 2024
You Big Man Whore Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 06)

A different type of postcard!

At Dean Morris Cards, we like to be original and now you can choose from our fabulous range of funny and rude holiday postcards. Whether you’re looking to send something amusing home from holiday, or send a birthday postcard, we can help, with a selection of designs taken from our most popular birthday cards.

Holiday Postcards

It’s rather a tradition to send family and friends a postcard from holiday and rude and saucy postcards are a mainstay of UK seaside holiday tradition. Who hasn’t had a chuckle at the racks of holiday postcards available in the beach parade? Maximise your beach time this year and save yourself the scramble of finding postcards while you’re on your trip by taking them with you! Our cards can compete with the best when you want something a little rude - although some people find a few of them offensive so be careful who you send them to! Now you can relax, and get writing those funny cards from the shelter of your windbreak, or sat on the beach towel relaxing in the sun.

Birthday postcards – something a little different

We have a wide selection of birthday cards for all tastes, and we’ve taken a handful of popular ones and made them into postcards, too. So, if you want to stand out from the crowd, or maybe you’re overseas or away on holiday when it’s their birthday; so send your friend or loved one a postcard this year instead!

Gay postcards

Yes! Of course, we have some gay postcards just waiting to be sent.

Something novel at Christmas?

Want to send a Christmas postcard? Well, although we mostly cater for holidays in this section, some can still be sent at Xmas, if you see something that grabs you.

Happy hunting and we hope you love our postcards as much as we did designing them!