Funny Rude Postcards

See our popular selection of funny and rude postcards you can send on holiday, or as something different for a birthday or other occasion. We even have some fantastic gay postcards in the collection. Happy posting!
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A turquoise postcard with a pink floral pattern in the bottom left corner

Available from 1st October
A day with arseholes Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 125)
A simple orange postcard with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks

Available from 1st October
Take no shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 142)

Available from 1st October
I'm So Excited It's Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 104)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being

Available from 1st October
Amazing human being Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 132)

Available from 1st October
Festive AF Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 99)
A white postcard with rounded black and rainbow coloured text that reads Here's to another day of being fucking fabulous

Available from 1st October
Fucking fabulous Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 131)
A black postcard with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top. Below smart white text reads Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are just cunts. William Shakespeare

Available from 1st October
Shakespeare quote Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 130)

Available from 1st October
I Need A Poo Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 79)

Available from 1st October
I Love Cock Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 26)
A white christmas postcard with a drawing of a happy looking Santa Claus with his arms outstretched

Available from 1st October
Sick of this shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 121)
A Christmas postcard asking what your elf name is

Available from 1st October
Elf Name Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 117)

Available from 1st October
I Am Going To Shit On You Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 02)

Available from 1st October
Think Happy Things Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 88)

Available from 1st October
You Would Not Believe Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 35)

Available from 1st October
Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 27)

Available from 1st October
New Day Same Old Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 112)
A simple white postcard with a rounded lowercase bold black font in the middle that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them

Available from 1st October
Only give fucks Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 140)
A pink postcard with the words Live Laugh Lick My Balls in simple yellow and white capital letters

Available from 1st October
Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 126)
A Christmas postcard with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed up as Santa Claus

Available from 1st October
It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 119)

Available from 1st October
Favourite Swear word Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 111)

Available from 1st October
Miss You Like Fuck Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 106)

Available from 1st October
Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 110)

Available from 1st October
Hello You Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 84)
A simple salmon pink postcard with bold rounded deep pink text that reads Seize the day and underneath in smaller white text Tomorrow

Available from 1st October
Seize the day Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 141)

Available from 1st October
Inspirational Quote Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 116)
Sold Out

Available from 1st October
You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard
£1.15

Available from 1st October
Generic Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 77)

Available from 1st October
Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 32)
A retro postcard with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background

Available from 1st October
Happy whatever Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 134)
A pink rude postcard with the words nosey cunt in tiny capital letters in the middle

Available from 1st October
Nosey Cunt Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 123)

Available from 1st October
Hello! Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 55)

Available from 1st October
Who Farted Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 54)

Available from 1st October
Satisfying Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 113)

Available from 1st October
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 86)

Available from 1st October
Meanwhile In Japan Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 76)

Available from 1st October
You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 45)

Available from 1st October
Post Me Somewhere Nice Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 85)

Available from 1st October
Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 56)

Available from 1st October
Robot Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 53)

Available from 1st October
Get Your Shit Together Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 51)

Available from 1st October
This Is Your Minimalist Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 48)

Available from 1st October
Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 34)

Available from 1st October
Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 15)

Available from 1st October
Total Slag Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 115)

Available from 1st October
Are You A Knob Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 89)

Available from 1st October
Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 87)

Available from 1st October
Silly Budgies Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 83)

Available from 1st October
Bitch Please Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 49)
A black postcard dotted with multicoloured pastel spots.  Bold white angled text in the middle reads Shove this postcard up your arse

Available from 1st October
Shove this up your arse Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 133)
A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background

Available from 1st October
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 120)

Available from 1st October
OMG Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 107)

Available from 1st October
Bitch I'm Fabulous Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 07)

Available from 1st October
You Big Man Whore Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 06)

Available from 1st October
Can't Even Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 96)

Available from 1st October
Hello Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 92)

Available from 1st October
Yasss Queen Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 90)

Available from 1st October
OMG! WTF! LOl! Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 22)

Available from 1st October
Complete Tosser Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 81)

Available from 1st October
Gay Is The New Black Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 62)

Available from 1st October
Hello You Big Knob Head Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 63)

Available from 1st October
Dick Prick Pecker... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 33)

Available from 1st October
Tries To Act Butch Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 20)
A bold rainbow patterned postcard with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from 1st October
Sounds gay I'm in Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 136)
A deep red postcard with angled bold black text in white boxes that reads Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati

Available from 1st October
Tofu eating wokerati Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 135)

Available from 1st October
Alexa, Send Wine Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 105)

Available from 1st October
Clowns Scare Me Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 91)

Available from 1st October
This Is A Note Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 82)

Available from 1st October
OMFG Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 80)

Available from 1st October
Shut Up And Deal With It Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 61)

Available from 1st October
Fancy A Curry? Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 44)

Available from 1st October
Fancy A Kebab? Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 43)

Available from 1st October
Greetings From... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 42)

Available from 1st October
Hello! Sexy Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 40)

Available from 1st October
Fuck You Very Much Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 39)

Available from 1st October
I Love London Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 24)

Available from 1st October
Big Gay Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 23)

Available from 1st October
Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 128)

Available from 1st October
Goonies names Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 109)
An LGBTQ+ postcard of the pride flag

Available from 1st October
Pride Flag Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 127)
A black postcard with bold text in the middle in shades of blue, pink, yellow and white that read Queer and proud

Available from 1st October
Queer and proud Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 143)
A pink and purple postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are He Him

Available from 1st October
He him pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 138)

Available from 1st October
Fuck Email Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 13)
A rainbow postcard with the words Proud as Fuck repeated in the colours of the progress pride flag

Available from 1st October
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 124)

Available from 1st October
Shit Just Got Real Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 101)

Available from 1st October
Queen Of Shade Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 97)

Available from 1st October
We Are Splitting The Bill Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 95)

Available from 1st October
This Postcard is Pretty Damn Gay
£1.15 (DPO 93)
Sold Out

Available from 1st October
When Life Hands You Lemons Postcard
£1.15

Available from 1st October
That's Right I'm Pissed Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 52)
Sold Out

Available from 1st October
You're Weird Postcard
£1.15

Available from 1st October
Fuck You All Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 19)
Sold Out

Available from 1st October
Keep Calm And Send A Postcard
£1.15
A dark pink and cyan postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are She Her

Available from 1st October
She her pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 139)
A pale pink and blue postcard with slanted text reading the my pronouns are They Them

Available from 1st October
They them pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 137)
A black Christmas postcard with the words We wish you a merry fuckmas

Available from 1st October
Wish you a Merry Fuckmas Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 118)

A different type of postcard!

At Dean Morris Cards, we like to be original and now you can choose from our fabulous range of funny and rude holiday postcards. Whether you’re looking to send something amusing home from holiday, or send a birthday postcard, we can help, with a selection of designs taken from our most popular birthday cards.

Holiday Postcards

It’s rather a tradition to send family and friends a postcard from holiday and rude and saucy postcards are a mainstay of UK seaside holiday tradition. Who hasn’t had a chuckle at the racks of holiday postcards available in the beach parade? Maximise your beach time this year and save yourself the scramble of finding postcards while you’re on your trip by taking them with you! Our cards can compete with the best when you want something a little rude - although some people find a few of them offensive so be careful who you send them to! Now you can relax, and get writing those funny cards from the shelter of your windbreak, or sat on the beach towel relaxing in the sun.

Birthday postcards – something a little different

We have a wide selection of birthday cards for all tastes, and we’ve taken a handful of popular ones and made them into postcards, too. So, if you want to stand out from the crowd, or maybe you’re overseas or away on holiday when it’s their birthday; so send your friend or loved one a postcard this year instead!

Gay postcards

Yes! Of course, we have some gay postcards just waiting to be sent.

Something novel at Christmas?

Want to send a Christmas postcard? Well, although we mostly cater for holidays in this section, some can still be sent at Xmas, if you see something that grabs you.

Happy hunting and we hope you love our postcards as much as we did designing them!