Cards and Gifts Celebrating Working in an Office

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card

£2.95 (DMU 46)

Your Christmas is important Card

£2.95 (DMX 326)

Available from 24th March

Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 22)

Merry Christmas Bestie Card

£2.95 (DMX 351)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

Available from 24th March

No Cunts Today Please Pen

£3.50 (PEN 49)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!

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Off you fuck Pen

£3.50

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Office wanker Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 496)

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Available from 24th March

Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 02)

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Friends are like stars Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 133)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Available from 24th March

Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen

£3.50 (PEN 34)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

Available from 24th March

I Work With Idiots Pen

£3.50 (PEN 28)

A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

Available from 24th March

I Need A Poo! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 14)

Available from 24th March

Your new workmates (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 24)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Available from 24th March

Zero Fucks Given Pen

£3.50 (PEN 20)

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Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks

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Fresh out of fucks Pen

£3.50

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We'll Miss You (Large Card)

£4.00

Available from 24th March

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 20)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

Available from 24th March

My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 40)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Available from 24th March

Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 11)

Available from 24th March

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 45)

Available from 24th March

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 01)

Toxic arseholes Card

£2.95 (RAN 162)

Christmas jumper wanker Card

£2.95 (DMX 350)

Available from 24th March

Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 154)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Available from 24th March

Bored Of This Meeting Pen

£3.50 (PEN 21)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Available from 24th March

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen

£3.50 (PEN 06)

Goodbye poor life choices Card

£2.95 (DMU 268)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

Available from 24th March

I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen

£3.50 (PEN 29)

Call was important to us Card

£2.95 (DMU 235)

Available from 24th March

Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 15)

Available from 24th March

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 120)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Available from 24th March

Not A Morning Person Pen

£3.50 (PEN 36)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Available from 24th March

Today's Mood Pen

£3.50 (PEN 25)

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet

£2.75

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Available from 24th March

Sick of this shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 69)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Available from 24th March

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 19)

Did you bring cake Card

£2.95 (DMU 266)

No clue what they do for a job Card

£2.95 (DMU 253)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

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Today is a lovely day Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 78)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Available from 24th March

Best employee ever! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 72)

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

Available from 24th March

Fuck Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 30)

&lt;p&gt; A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

Available from 24th March

Cunt alert Pen

£3.50 (PEN 87)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Available from 24th March

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£3.50 (PEN 70)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 24th March

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 24th March

I hate people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 58)

Available from 24th March

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 (DMM 25)

Available from 24th March

A Big Thank You (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 12)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Available from 24th March

Could have been an email Pen

£3.50 (PEN 84)

Available from 24th March

Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 13)

Available from 24th March

Nosey cunt Mug

£8.75 (DMM 42)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

Available from 24th March

I always poo on work time Pen

£3.50 (PEN 88)

Available from 24th March

No idea what I'm doing Badge

£2.00 (DMD 363)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

Available from 24th March

I hate everyone Pen

£3.50 (PEN 73)

Available from 24th March

Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 23)

Available from 24th March

So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 19)

Available from 24th March

We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 23)

Available from 24th March

I always poo on work time Badge

£2.00 (DMD 361)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Available from 24th March

Best boss ever Pen

£3.50 (PEN 80)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

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Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)

Available from 24th March

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 11)

Available from 24th March

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 235)

Available from 24th March

The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 157)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

Available from 24th March

I take no shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 65)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Available from 24th March

Office Wanker Pen

£3.50 (PEN 10)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

Available from 24th March

Fuck Work Pen

£3.50 (PEN 15)

Available from 24th March

I hate everyone Mug

£8.75 (DMM 43)

Available from 24th March

I always poo on work time Mug

£8.75 (DMM 37)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Available from 24th March

Office Bitch Pen

£3.50 (PEN 63)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

Available from 24th March

I Hate My Boss Pen

£3.50 (PEN 46)

Available from 24th March

Fuck Email Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 13)

Available from 24th March

Office Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 244)

Available from 24th March

I work with idiots Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 246)

Available from 24th March

I work with idiots Badge

£2.00 (DMD 382)

Available from 24th March

Here's to another day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 369)

Available from 24th March

World's best arsehole Mug

£8.75 (DMM 44)

Available from 24th March

Graphic design is my passion Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 153)

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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£5.00 £8.75

Available from 24th March

If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card

£4.00 (DML 17)

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Available from 24th March

Today Is All About You (Large Card)

£4.00

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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 53)

Available from 24th March

Best boss ever Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 255)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Overworked and underpaid

Available from 24th March

Overworked and underpaid Pen

£3.50 (PEN 92)

Available from 24th March

Sick of this shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 381)

Available from 24th March

Today's Forecast (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 21)

Available from 24th March

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 08)

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Available from 24th March

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

Available from 24th March

Overworked and underpaid Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 256)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I hate work

Available from 24th March

I hate work Pen

£3.50 (PEN 93)

Available from 24th March

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 59)