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A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

Available from 22nd September
No Cunts Today Please Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 49)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!
Sold Out

Available from 22nd September
Off you fuck Pen
£2.75 GBP
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Available from 22nd September
Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 34)
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink.  Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

Available from 22nd September
I Need A Poo! Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 14)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads I work with idiots
Sold Out

Available from 22nd September
I Work With Idiots Pen
£2.75 GBP
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Available from 22nd September
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

Available from 22nd September
My Fucking Pen Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 40)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Available from 22nd September
Bored Of This Meeting Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 21)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Available from 22nd September
Sick of this shit Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 69)
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Off Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 30)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink.  Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Available from 22nd September
Zero Fucks Given Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 20)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

Available from 22nd September
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 29)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

Available from 22nd September
I hate everyone Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 73)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Available from 22nd September
Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 19)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Available from 22nd September
Best employee ever! Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 72)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Available from 22nd September
Not A Morning Person Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 36)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Available from 22nd September
Today's Mood Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 25)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks

Available from 22nd September
Fresh out of fucks Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 89)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Available from 22nd September
Could have been an email Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 84)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 22nd September
Pen Clicking Cunt Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 59)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 22nd September
I hate people Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 58)
A plain white coaster with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September
I always poo on work time Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 235)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Available from 22nd September
Fuck this Fuck that Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 70)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

Available from 22nd September
I take no shit Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 65)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Available from 22nd September
Office Bitch Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 63)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Available from 22nd September
Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 33)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Work Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 15)
A bright yellow novelty mug with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

Available from 22nd September
I hate everyone Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 43)
A deep pink novelty mug with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt

Available from 22nd September
Nosey cunt Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 42)
A white novelty mug with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September
I always poo on work time Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 37)
A plain white badge with simple black and brown capitalised text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September
I always poo on work time Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 361)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Available from 22nd September
Best boss ever Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 80)

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Email Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 13)

Available from 22nd September
Office Slut Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 12)
A white novelty mug with dark blue and red text that reads World's nest arsehole

Available from 22nd September
World's best arsehole Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 44)
A black fridge magnet featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa.  She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor.  Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

Available from 22nd September
The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 157)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September
I always poo on work time Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 88)
<p>  A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

Available from 22nd September
Cunt alert Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 87)
A bright blue badge with bold white elegant text that reads I have no idea what I'm doing

Available from 22nd September
No idea what I'm doing Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 363)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Available from 22nd September
Today is a lovely day Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 78)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

Available from 22nd September
I Hate My Boss Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 46)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Available from 22nd September
Office Wanker Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 10)
A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker

Available from 22nd September
Office Wanker Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 244)

Available from 22nd September
I Hate My Job Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 14)