PLEASE NOTE: Only full price cards are available. Gifts and sale items will be back in stock Sunday 22nd September.

Cards and Gifts Celebrating Working in an Office

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 46)

Available from 22nd September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMZ 104)

Available from 22nd September

Office Slut Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 39)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes

Your Christmas is important Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 326)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

Available from 22nd September

No Cunts Today Please Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 49)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!

Available from 22nd September

Off you fuck Pen

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Available from 22nd September

Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 34)

A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

Available from 22nd September

I Need A Poo! Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 14)

Available from 22nd September

Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 GBP (MUL 22)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk

Office wanker Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 496)

A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses

Friends are like stars Card

£2.75 GBP (RAN 133)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

Available from 22nd September

I Work With Idiots Pen

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Available from 22nd September

Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 02)

Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A black card with multicoloured whimsical text that reads Your new workmates won't be as amazing as us

Your new workmates (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 24)

Available from 22nd September

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 GBP £8.75 GBP (DMM 32)

A large lilac card with the words Sorry your're leaving Piss off then

Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 15)

A greeting card with a 1970s picture of smiling work colleagues all in a row

Available from 22nd September

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 340)

Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!

We'll Miss You (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 22)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

Available from 22nd September

My Fucking Pen Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 40)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Available from 22nd September

Bored Of This Meeting Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 21)

Available from 22nd September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 33)

Available from 22nd September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 96)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Available from 22nd September

Sick of this shit Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 69)

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

Available from 22nd September

£2.75 GBP (PEN 30)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Available from 22nd September

Zero Fucks Given Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 20)

A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen

Call was important to us Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 235)

Available from 22nd September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 120)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

Available from 22nd September

I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 29)

Available from 22nd September

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 GBP (DMM 25)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

Available from 22nd September

I hate everyone Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 73)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Available from 22nd September

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 19)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Available from 22nd September

Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 11)

A card with a retro-style photo of a man and woman at an office computer

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 20)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Available from 22nd September

Best employee ever! Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 72)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Available from 22nd September

Not A Morning Person Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 36)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Available from 22nd September

Today's Mood Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 25)

Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you

A Big Thank You (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 12)

An alternating dark and light pink greeting card with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 09)

A fridge magnet with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Available from 22nd September

Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 154)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks

Available from 22nd September

Fresh out of fucks Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 89)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Available from 22nd September

Could have been an email Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 84)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 22nd September

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 22nd September

I hate people Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 58)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Available from 22nd September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 06)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer

Available from 22nd September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 45)

A Christmas card with a vintage photo of two young women both sitting looking forward with their hair in commercial hair dryers. White rounded text above reads Merry Christmas Bestie

Merry Christmas Bestie Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 351)

A plain white coaster with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 235)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s picture of a smiling middle aged woman at an office desk talking on the phone. She says Happy birthday to someone else who has no clue what they actually do for a job

No clue what they do for a job Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 253)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Available from 22nd September

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 70)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

Available from 22nd September

I take no shit Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 65)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Available from 22nd September

Office Bitch Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 63)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Available from 22nd September

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

Available from 22nd September

£2.75 GBP (PEN 15)

A dark pink card with the words So long farewell auf wiedersehen piss off!

So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 19)

A large bright pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday!

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 11)

A large bright blue card with a retro-style photo of a woman at a typewriter

Sorry You're Leaving - Fuck Your Job (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 02)

A bright yellow novelty mug with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

Available from 22nd September

I hate everyone Mug

£8.75 GBP (DMM 43)

A deep pink novelty mug with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt

Available from 22nd September

£8.75 GBP (DMM 42)

A white novelty mug with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September

I always poo on work time Mug

£8.75 GBP (DMM 37)

<p> A fridge magnet with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion

Available from 22nd September

Graphic design is my passion Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 153)

A plain white badge with simple black and brown capitalised text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September

I always poo on work time Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 361)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Available from 22nd September

Best boss ever Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 80)

Available from 22nd September

Fuck Email Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 13)

A large light blue card with the words If you must leave please do it without any big drama

If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card

£4.00 GBP (DML 17)

A large dark blue card with the words Sorry you’re leaving

Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 13)

Available from 22nd September

Office Slut Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 12)

Available from 22nd September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 01)

A deep pink greeting card with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life

Toxic arseholes Card

£2.75 GBP (RAN 162)

A white novelty mug with dark blue and red text that reads World's nest arsehole

Available from 22nd September

World's best arsehole Mug

£8.75 GBP (DMM 44)

A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker

Christmas jumper wanker Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 350)

Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A 1960s picture of a group of office workers raising their hands in excitement. Angled white text on a red background above them reads We'll miss you Honest...

We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 23)

A black fridge magnet featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

Available from 22nd September

The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 157)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September

I always poo on work time Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 88)

<p> A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

Available from 22nd September

£2.75 GBP (PEN 87)

A bright blue badge with bold white elegant text that reads I have no idea what I'm doing

Available from 22nd September

No idea what I'm doing Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 363)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Available from 22nd September

Today is a lovely day Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 78)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

Available from 22nd September

I Hate My Boss Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 46)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Available from 22nd September

Office Wanker Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 10)

Available from 22nd September

Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 GBP (MUL 23)

Available from 22nd September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£8.75 GBP (DMM 12)

A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast

Today's Forecast (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 21)

A large dark pink card with the words Today is all about you

Today Is All About You (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 16)

A large light blue card with a retro-style drawing of two men drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 08)

Available from 22nd September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 59)

A dark pink card with a vintage style photo of a smiling woman on the phone

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£2.75 GBP (DME 53)

A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker

Available from 22nd September

Office Wanker Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 244)

Available from 22nd September

I Hate My Job Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 14)