Cards and Gifts Celebrating Working in an Office

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card

£2.95 (DMU 46)

Office Slut Fridge Magnet

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes

Your Christmas is important Card

£2.95 (DMX 326)

Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 22)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

No Cunts Today Please Pen

£3.50 (PEN 49)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!

Off you fuck Pen

£3.50 (PEN 62)

A Christmas card with a vintage photo of two young women both sitting looking forward with their hair in commercial hair dryers. White rounded text above reads Merry Christmas Bestie

Merry Christmas Bestie Card

£2.95 (DMX 351)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 02)

Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A black card with multicoloured whimsical text that reads Your new workmates won't be as amazing as us

Your new workmates (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 24)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

I Work With Idiots Pen

A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

I Need A Poo! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 14)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk

Office wanker Card

£2.95 (DMA 496)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Zero Fucks Given Pen

£3.50 (PEN 20)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks

Fresh out of fucks Pen

£3.50 (PEN 89)

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!

We'll Miss You (Large Card)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 40)

A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses

Friends are like stars Card

£2.95 (RAN 133)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 11)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen

£3.50 (PEN 29)

A card with a retro-style photo of a man and woman at an office computer

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 20)

A fridge magnet with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 154)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Bored Of This Meeting Pen

£3.50 (PEN 21)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen

£3.50 (PEN 06)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 01)

A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker

Christmas jumper wanker Card

£2.95 (DMX 350)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Today's Mood Pen

A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen

Call was important to us Card

£2.95 (DMU 235)

A large lilac card with the words Sorry your're leaving Piss off then

Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 15)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 120)

A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of two young women in swimsuits standing on the beach, with one waving into the distance

Goodbye poor life choices Card

£2.95 (DMU 268)

A deep pink greeting card with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life

Toxic arseholes Card

£2.95 (RAN 162)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Not A Morning Person Pen

£3.50 (PEN 36)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s picture of a smiling middle aged woman at an office desk talking on the phone. She says Happy birthday to someone else who has no clue what they actually do for a job

No clue what they do for a job Card

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 19)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Best employee ever! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 72)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£3.50 (PEN 70)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Sick of this shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 69)

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

£3.50 (PEN 30)

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 (DMM 25)

A funny birthday card with a 1980s picture of a smiling group of office employees all looking to camera

Did you bring cake Card

£2.95 (DMU 266)

&lt;p&gt; A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

£3.50 (PEN 87)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

I hate people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 58)

Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you

A Big Thank You (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 12)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Could have been an email Pen

£3.50 (PEN 84)

Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A 1960s picture of a group of office workers raising their hands in excitement. Angled white text on a red background above them reads We'll miss you Honest...

We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 23)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Pen

£3.50 (PEN 88)

A dark pink card with the words So long farewell auf wiedersehen piss off!

So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 19)

A large dark blue card with the words Sorry you’re leaving

Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 13)

A deep pink novelty mug with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt

£8.75 (DMM 42)

A plain white badge with simple black and brown capitalised text that reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Badge

£2.00 (DMD 361)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Best boss ever Pen

£3.50 (PEN 80)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Pen

£3.50 (PEN 78)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

I hate everyone Pen

£3.50 (PEN 73)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

I take no shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 65)

Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 23)

A large bright pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday!

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 11)

I Hate My Job Badge

£2.00 (DMD 14)

A plain white coaster with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 235)

A black fridge magnet featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 157)

Office Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 12)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Office Bitch Pen

£3.50 (PEN 63)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£3.50 (PEN 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

£3.50 (PEN 15)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Office Wanker Pen

£3.50 (PEN 10)

A white badge with bold black text that reads I work with idiots

I work with idiots Badge

£2.00 (DMD 382)

A white novelty mug with dark blue and red text that reads World's nest arsehole

World's best arsehole Mug

£8.75 (DMM 44)

A bright blue badge with bold white elegant text that reads I have no idea what I'm doing

No idea what I'm doing Badge

£2.00 (DMD 363)

A large light blue card with the words If you must leave please do it without any big drama

If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card

£4.00 (DML 17)

A large dark pink card with the words Today is all about you

Today Is All About You (Large Card)

A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker

Office Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 244)

A deep yellow badge with bold black lettering that reads Sick of this shit

Sick of this shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 381)

A dark purple badge with rounded white text that reads Here's to another day of not giving a single fuck

Here's to another day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 369)

A white novelty mug with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Mug

£8.75 (DMM 37)

<p> A fridge magnet with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion

Graphic design is my passion Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 153)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

I Hate My Boss Pen

£3.50 (PEN 46)

Fuck Email Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 13)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 12)

A large light blue card with a retro-style drawing of two men drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 08)

A white coaster with plain black capitalised text which reads I work with idiots

I work with idiots Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 246)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I hate work

I hate work Pen

£3.50 (PEN 93)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Overworked and underpaid

Overworked and underpaid Pen

£3.50 (PEN 92)

A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast

Today's Forecast (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 21)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 59)

A dark pink card with a vintage style photo of a smiling woman on the phone

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£2.95 (DME 53)