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A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

Available from 24th March
No Cunts Today Please Pen
£3.50 (PEN 49)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!
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Available from 24th March
Off you fuck Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Available from 24th March
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Available from 24th March
Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen
£3.50 (PEN 34)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

Available from 24th March
I Work With Idiots Pen
£3.50 (PEN 28)
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink.  Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

Available from 24th March
I Need A Poo! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 14)

Available from 24th March
Your new workmates (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 24)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink.  Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Available from 24th March
Zero Fucks Given Pen
£3.50 (PEN 20)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks
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Available from 24th March
Fresh out of fucks Pen
£3.50
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Available from 24th March
We'll Miss You (Large Card)
£4.00
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

Available from 24th March
My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 40)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Available from 24th March
Bored Of This Meeting Pen
£3.50 (PEN 21)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

Available from 24th March
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen
£3.50 (PEN 29)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Available from 24th March
Not A Morning Person Pen
£3.50 (PEN 36)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Available from 24th March
Today's Mood Pen
£3.50 (PEN 25)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Available from 24th March
Sick of this shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 69)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Available from 24th March
Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 19)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Available from 24th March
Best employee ever! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 72)
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

Available from 24th March
Fuck Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 30)
<p>  A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

Available from 24th March
Cunt alert Pen
£3.50 (PEN 87)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Available from 24th March
Fuck this Fuck that Pen
£3.50 (PEN 70)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 24th March
Pen Clicking Cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 59)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 24th March
I hate people Pen
£3.50 (PEN 58)

Available from 24th March
A Big Thank You (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 12)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Available from 24th March
Could have been an email Pen
£3.50 (PEN 84)

Available from 24th March
Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 13)

Available from 24th March
Nosey cunt Mug
£8.75 (DMM 42)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

Available from 24th March
I always poo on work time Pen
£3.50 (PEN 88)

Available from 24th March
No idea what I'm doing Badge
£2.00 (DMD 363)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

Available from 24th March
I hate everyone Pen
£3.50 (PEN 73)

Available from 24th March
I always poo on work time Badge
£2.00 (DMD 361)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Available from 24th March
Best boss ever Pen
£3.50 (PEN 80)

Available from 24th March
The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 157)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

Available from 24th March
I take no shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 65)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Available from 24th March
Office Wanker Pen
£3.50 (PEN 10)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

Available from 24th March
Fuck Work Pen
£3.50 (PEN 15)

Available from 24th March
I hate everyone Mug
£8.75 (DMM 43)

Available from 24th March
I always poo on work time Mug
£8.75 (DMM 37)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Available from 24th March
Office Bitch Pen
£3.50 (PEN 63)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

Available from 24th March
I Hate My Boss Pen
£3.50 (PEN 46)

Available from 24th March
Fuck Email Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 13)

Available from 24th March
Office Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 244)

Available from 24th March
I work with idiots Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 246)

Available from 24th March
I work with idiots Badge
£2.00 (DMD 382)

Available from 24th March
Here's to another day Badge
£2.00 (DMD 369)

Available from 24th March
World's best arsehole Mug
£8.75 (DMM 44)

Available from 24th March
Best boss ever Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 255)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Overworked and underpaid

Available from 24th March
Overworked and underpaid Pen
£3.50 (PEN 92)

Available from 24th March
Sick of this shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 381)

Available from 24th March
Today's Forecast (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 21)

Available from 24th March
Overworked and underpaid Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 256)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I hate work

Available from 24th March
I hate work Pen
£3.50 (PEN 93)