Cards and Gifts Celebrating Working in an Office

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card

£2.95 (DMU 46)

Your Christmas is important Card

£2.95 (DMX 326)

Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 22)

Merry Christmas Bestie Card

£2.95 (DMX 351)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

No Cunts Today Please Pen

£3.50 (PEN 49)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!

Off you fuck Pen

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 02)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen

£3.50 (PEN 34)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

I Work With Idiots Pen

£3.50 (PEN 28)

Office wanker Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 496)

A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

I Need A Poo! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 14)

Your new workmates (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 24)

Friends are like stars Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 133)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Zero Fucks Given Pen

£3.50 (PEN 20)

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks

Fresh out of fucks Pen

We'll Miss You (Large Card)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 40)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 11)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 20)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 01)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 45)

Christmas jumper wanker Card

£2.95 (DMX 350)

Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 154)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Bored Of This Meeting Pen

£3.50 (PEN 21)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen

£3.50 (PEN 06)

Goodbye poor life choices Card

£2.95 (DMU 268)

Toxic arseholes Card

£2.95 (RAN 162)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen

£3.50 (PEN 29)

Call was important to us Card

£2.95 (DMU 235)

Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 15)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 120)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Not A Morning Person Pen

£3.50 (PEN 36)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Today's Mood Pen

£3.50 (PEN 25)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Sick of this shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 69)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 19)

Did you bring cake Card

£2.95 (DMU 266)

No clue what they do for a job Card

£2.95 (DMU 253)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Best employee ever! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 72)

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

£3.50 (PEN 30)

&lt;p&gt; A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

£3.50 (PEN 87)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 78)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£3.50 (PEN 70)

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 (DMM 25)

A Big Thank You (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 12)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Could have been an email Pen

£3.50 (PEN 84)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

I hate people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 58)

£8.75 (DMM 42)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

I hate everyone Pen

£3.50 (PEN 73)

So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 19)

Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 13)

We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 23)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Pen

£3.50 (PEN 88)

No idea what I'm doing Badge

£2.00 (DMD 363)

I always poo on work time Badge

£2.00 (DMD 361)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Best boss ever Pen

£3.50 (PEN 80)

Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 23)

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 235)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

I take no shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 65)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Office Wanker Pen

£3.50 (PEN 10)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 11)

The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 157)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

£3.50 (PEN 15)

I hate everyone Mug

£8.75 (DMM 43)

I always poo on work time Mug

£8.75 (DMM 37)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Office Bitch Pen

£3.50 (PEN 63)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

I Hate My Boss Pen

£3.50 (PEN 46)

Fuck Email Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 13)

I work with idiots Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 246)

I work with idiots Badge

£2.00 (DMD 382)

Here's to another day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 369)

World's best arsehole Mug

£8.75 (DMM 44)

Graphic design is my passion Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 153)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card

£4.00 (DML 17)

Today Is All About You (Large Card)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 53)

Office Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 244)

Best boss ever Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 255)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads Overworked and underpaid

Overworked and underpaid Pen

£3.50 (PEN 92)

Sick of this shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 381)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 08)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

Overworked and underpaid Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 256)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I hate work

I hate work Pen

£3.50 (PEN 93)

Today's Forecast (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 21)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 59)