Cards and Gifts Celebrating Working in an Office

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 46)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMZ 104)

Office Slut Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 39)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes

Your Christmas is important Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 326)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!

Off you fuck Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 62)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

I Work With Idiots Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 28)

A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

I Need A Poo! Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 14)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 33)

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 GBP £8.75 GBP (DMM 32)

A large lilac card with the words Sorry your're leaving Piss off then

Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 15)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

No Cunts Today Please Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 49)

A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses

Friends are like stars Card

£2.75 GBP (RAN 133)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Sick of this shit Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 69)

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

£2.75 GBP (PEN 30)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 96)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 120)

A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen

Call was important to us Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 235)

Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!

We'll Miss You (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 22)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

I hate everyone Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 73)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 70)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

I take no shit Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 65)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Bored Of This Meeting Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 21)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Zero Fucks Given Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 20)

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 GBP (MUL 22)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Could have been an email Pen

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 06)

An alternating dark and light pink greeting card with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 09)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Best boss ever Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 80)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 78)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Best employee ever! Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 72)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Office Bitch Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 63)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

I hate people Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 58)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

I Hate My Boss Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 46)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

My Fucking Pen Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 40)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Today needs a stronger drink than coffee and a ruder word than fuck

Today Needs A Stronger Drink Than Coffee Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 37)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Not A Morning Person Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 36)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Today's Mood Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 25)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 19)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

£2.75 GBP (PEN 15)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 11)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Office Wanker Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 10)

Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 GBP (MUL 23)

Fuck Email Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 13)

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 GBP (DMM 25)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£8.75 GBP (DMM 12)

A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast

Today's Forecast (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 21)

A card with a retro-style photo of a man and woman at an office computer

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 20)

A dark pink card with the words So long farewell auf wiedersehen piss off!

So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 19)

A large light blue card with the words If you must leave please do it without any big drama

If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card

£4.00 GBP (DML 17)

A large dark pink card with the words Today is all about you

Today Is All About You (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 16)

A large dark blue card with the words Sorry you’re leaving

Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)

Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you

A Big Thank You (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 12)

A large bright pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday!

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 11)

A large light blue card with a retro-style drawing of two men drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 08)

A large bright blue card with a retro-style photo of a woman at a typewriter

Sorry You're Leaving - Fuck Your Job (Large Card)

£4.00 GBP (DML 02)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 59)

A yellow card with a retro style picture of a smiling woman sat at a typewriter

I Tried Work But It Gave Me A Rash Card

£2.75 GBP (DME 61)

A dark pink card with a vintage style photo of a smiling woman on the phone

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£2.75 GBP (DME 53)

I Only Work Here For The Bitch Gossip Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 97)

The Office Gossip Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 96)

A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker

Office Wanker Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 244)

I Hate My Job Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 14)

Office Slut Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 12)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk

Office wanker Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 496)

A greeting card with a 1970s picture of smiling work colleagues all in a row

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 340)