PLEASE NOTE: Only full price cards are available. Gifts and sale items will be back in stock Sunday 22nd September.

Fabulous Gay Birthday Cards and Gifts

Looking for a Gay Happy Birthday Card? Our Fabulous range of funny and rude greeting cards is a bright tribute to the special day. Show your friends and family you care and have fun doing it – happy browsing!

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A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Text on one side reads Wake up be fabulous repeat
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Available from 22nd September
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Pen
£2.75 GBP
A white postcard with rounded black and rainbow coloured text that reads Here's to another day of being fucking fabulous

Available from 22nd September
Fucking fabulous Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 131)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I love cock

Available from 22nd September
I Love Cock Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 18)
A rude badge with the text fuckpig

Available from 22nd September
Fuckpig Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 246)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Cock Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 26)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Anal Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 54)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold text in the middle reading Yasss Queen

Available from 22nd September
Yasss Queen Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 231)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black and pink text reads I'm craving dick

Available from 22nd September
I'm craving dick Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 75)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Rounded bold black text reads I love anal

Available from 22nd September
I love anal Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 71)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre.  Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off

Available from 22nd September
I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 203)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted rainbow text reads Yasss Queen

Available from 22nd September
Yasss Queen LGBTQ+ Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 55)
A badge reading Trust me I'm a unicorn

Available from 22nd September
Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 252)
This badge features text reading Too fabulous to give a fuck

Available from 22nd September
Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 262)

Available from 22nd September
Knob Jockey Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 09)

Available from 22nd September
Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 170)

Available from 22nd September
Rug Muncher Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 53)
A rainbow patterned badge with white and black text in the middle that reads Hello I'm Gay

Available from 22nd September
Hello I'm gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 336)
This badge has the pattern of the progress pride flag

Available from 22nd September
Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 296)
A rainbow patterned badge with text in the middle reading Totally gay

Available from 22nd September
Totally Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 230)

Available from 22nd September
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 205)

Available from 22nd September
ISuck Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 123)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.

Available from 22nd September
I Shit Rainbows Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 08)

Available from 22nd September
Yasss Queen Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 90)

Available from 22nd September
You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 45)

Available from 22nd September
Gay Mafia Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 35)
A dark pink and cyane badge with slanted text reading the pronouns She Her

Available from 22nd September
She / Her Pronouns Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 304)
A yellow badge reading I'm that slut from Grindr

Available from 22nd September
I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 236)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen

Available from 22nd September
Big Gay Pen Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 45)
A bold rainbow patterned postcard with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from 22nd September
Sounds gay I'm in Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 136)

Available from 22nd September
Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 128)
A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font

Available from 22nd September
Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 64)

Available from 22nd September
Yasss Queen Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 134)

Available from 22nd September
Rainbow Flag Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 99)
A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas

Available from 22nd September
Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 309)
A bright coloured badge with a rainbow coloured pattern from the centre.  Black outlined rounded white text reads Fucking fabulous

Available from 22nd September
Fucking Fabulous Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 305)
This badge has a rainbow pattern exploding from the centre with curvy white text over the top reading Good vibes only!

Available from 22nd September
Good vibes only Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 294)
This badge features a rainbow and black text above reading Have a nice gay

Available from 22nd September
Have A Nice Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 281)

Available from 22nd September
Make The Yuletide Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 269)

Available from 22nd September
Slave Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 17)

Available from 22nd September
I Shit Rainbows Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 126)

Available from 22nd September
Gay Icon Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 124)
A white novelty mug with bold rainbow coloured text on both sides that reads Big gay mug

Available from 22nd September
Big gay mug Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 35)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I love (heart) gay

Available from 22nd September
I love gay Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 90)
An LGBTQ+ badge with the intersex progress pride flag banner

Available from 22nd September
Intersex progress pride flag Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 359)
A white badge with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay

Available from 22nd September
I love gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 357)
An LGBTQ+ postcard of the pride flag

Available from 22nd September
Pride Flag Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 127)

Available from 22nd September
Big Gay Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 14)

Available from 22nd September
Big Gay Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 23)
A black postcard with bold text in the middle in shades of blue, pink, yellow and white that read Queer and proud

Available from 22nd September
Queer and proud Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 143)
A rainbow postcard with the words Proud as Fuck repeated in the colours of the progress pride flag

Available from 22nd September
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 124)
A coaster with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre.  Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from 22nd September
Sounds gay I'm in Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 217)
A rectangular fridge magnet with the classic six colour rainbow flag pattern

Available from 22nd September
Rainbow Flag Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 90)
A rainbow striped badge with a shite circle in the middle. Black and pink rounded text in the circle reads Sounds gay, I'm in!

Available from 22nd September
Sounds gay I'm in Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 317)
A pink and purple badge with slanted text reading the pronouns He Him

Available from 22nd September
He / Him Pronouns Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 303)
A pale pink and blue badge with slanted text reading the pronouns They Them

Available from 22nd September
They / Them Pronouns LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 302)

Available from 22nd September
Team Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 158)

Available from 22nd September
The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 110)
A novelty mug with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 22nd September
Totally gay Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 40)
A novelty mug with the pattern of the progress pride flag on two sides of the handle

Available from 22nd September
Progress pride flag Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 36)
A mug with a background sunburst of ‘pride’ rainbow colours, centring on the caption ‘Yasss queen’ written in chunky bold white 3D style letters in black relief

Available from 22nd September
Yasss Queen Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 33)
A coaster featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space.  Bold white text above reads Yes, I'm this gay

Available from 22nd September
Yes, I'm that gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 236)
A coaster with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away.  Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do

Available from 22nd September
Failing at life Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 233)
A coaster with the pattern of the trans pride flag

Available from 22nd September
Trans pride flag Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 232)
A plain white coaster with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay

Available from 22nd September
I love gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 222)
A fridge magnet with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre.  Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 22nd September
Totally gay Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 156)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. White text in a red box reads Proud to be Woke

Available from 22nd September
Proud to be woke Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 91)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold rounded white text with a black shadow that reads Happy holigays

Available from 22nd September
Happy Holigays Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 347)
A black badge with bold multicoloured text that reads Queer and Proud surrounded by spots of the same colours.

Available from 22nd September
Queer and Proud Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 344)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Love is love

Available from 22nd September
Love is love Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 77)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay

Available from 22nd September
Have A Nice Gay Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 50)

Available from 22nd September
Queen Of Shade Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 97)

Available from 22nd September
This Postcard is Pretty Damn Gay
£1.15 GBP (DPO 93)

Available from 22nd September
Gay Is The New Black Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 62)
A dark pink and cyan postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are She Her

Available from 22nd September
She her pronouns Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 139)
A pink and purple postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are He Him

Available from 22nd September
He him pronouns Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 138)
A pale pink and blue postcard with slanted text reading the my pronouns are They Them

Available from 22nd September
They them pronouns Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 137)
A plain rainbow coloured coaster in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple vertical stripes

Available from 22nd September
Rainbow Flag Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 77)
A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas

Available from 22nd September
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 220)
A coaster with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck

Available from 22nd September
Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 204)
A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love

Available from 22nd September
Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 198)
A coaster with the pattern of the progress pride flag

Available from 22nd September
Progress Pride Flag Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 196)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 22nd September
Totally Gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 195)
A white coaster with the words Have a nice gay curved over a bright rainbow

Available from 22nd September
Have a Nice Gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 194)

Available from 22nd September
Yasss Queen Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 163)

Available from 22nd September
You Big Knob Jockey Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 06)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Anal Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 55)
A fridge magnet with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre.  Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from 22nd September
Sounds gay I'm in Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 149)

Available from 22nd September
Progress Pride Flag Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 136)

Available from 22nd September
You Shit Rainbows Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 101)
A bold deep pink badge with has capitalised white text outlined in black that reads Bum chum

Available from 22nd September
Bum Chum Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 98)

Available from 22nd September
Who Wants Fisting? Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 95)

Available from 22nd September
Homo Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 84)
A black badge with a rainbow coloured cowboy font that reads Arse bandit

Available from 22nd September
Arse Bandit Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 66)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Dykes Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 58)
A badge with the progress pride rainbow flag stripes with a black box.  Rainbow coloured text inside the box reads LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+

Available from 22nd September
LGBTQIA+ Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 332)
A badge displaying the trans flag with the colour stripes from top to bottom as blue, pink, white, pink, blue

Available from 22nd September
Trans pride Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 325)
A badge with the progress pride colours in starburst overlaid with white text that reads Queer AF

Available from 22nd September
Queer AF Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 321)
A badge displaying the non binary flag with the colour stripes from top to bottom as yellow, white, purple and black

Available from 22nd September
Non Binary Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 320)
A white badge with a half rainbow and underneath bold rounded black text that reads Proud as fuck.

Available from 22nd September
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 301)

Available from 22nd September
This Season Go Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 28)
A rainbow pattern badge reading Love is Love in white

Available from 22nd September
Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 258)
A lgbt badge with multicoloured text reading #totes masc

Available from 22nd September
Totes Masc Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 237)
A funny badge reading Wake up be fabulous repeat!

Available from 22nd September
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 211)

Available from 22nd September
Big Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 183)

Available from 22nd September
Master Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 16)

Available from 22nd September
Xmas Is So Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 154)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Gays Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 15)

Gay Birthday Greeting Cards

Dean has once again produced a brilliant range of bright, fresh cards, injecting his own unique sense of humour into the occasion. Whether you're gay or lesbian, we've got cards to cater for most tastes, from the playful to the hilarious. But we also have the out-and-out rude, which after all we're famous for - or is that infamous

All our greeting cards are produced with a sense of fun, and we hope they help you, your friends and family celebrate that birthday with a little more light-hearted humour on a special day.

There is a multipack, too, so you can get a great selection at a special price to cater for a number of birthdays! We also have our best-selling cards available in a range of gifts, which are ideal for those little birthday extras, to help make the day a bit brighter. Your friends will remember your gift each time they use that mug (and of course place it on a funny coaster!), keyring or see that hilarious fridge magnet. Remember to get your wrapping paper to go with your card, and make the day that bit more memorable and fun.

So whether they are a 'camp little sausage' an 'old queen' or you just want to tell them to 'wake up, be fabulous and repeat', we hope the cards are gay enough for you.