Fabulous Gay Birthday Cards and Gifts

Looking for a Gay Happy Birthday Card? Our Fabulous range of funny and rude greeting cards is a bright tribute to the special day. Show your friends and family you care and have fun doing it – happy browsing!

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A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Text on one side reads Wake up be fabulous repeat

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Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Pen
£3.50 (PEN 26)

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Fucking fabulous Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 131)

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I Love Cock Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 26)

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I Love Anal Badge
£2.00 (DMD 54)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I love cock

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I Love Cock Pen
£3.50 (PEN 18)

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Fuckpig Badge
£2.00 (DMD 246)

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Knob Jockey Badge
£2.00 (DMD 09)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black and pink text reads I'm craving dick
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I'm craving dick Pen
£3.50

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I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge
£2.00 (DMD 236)

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Yasss Queen Badge
£2.00 (DMD 231)

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I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 203)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Rounded bold black text reads I love anal

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I love anal Pen
£3.50 (PEN 71)

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Good vibes only Badge
£2.00 (DMD 294)

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Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 (DMD 205)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen
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Big Gay Pen Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.

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I Shit Rainbows Pen
£3.50 (PEN 08)

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Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 170)

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Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge
£2.00 (DMD 252)

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Totally Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 230)
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Big gay mug Mug
£8.75

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Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 309)

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You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 45)

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Yasss Queen Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 134)

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I Shit Rainbows Badge
£2.00 (DMD 126)

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Rug Muncher Badge
£2.00 (DMD 53)

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Hello I'm gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 336)

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ISuck Badge
£2.00 (DMD 123)

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Yasss Queen Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 90)

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Make The Yuletide Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 269)

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Gay Is The New Black Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 62)

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Sounds gay I'm in Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 217)

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Bum Chum Badge
£2.00 (DMD 98)

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Fucking Fabulous Badge
£2.00 (DMD 305)

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Xmas Is So Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 154)

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Gay Icon Badge
£2.00 (DMD 124)

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Sounds gay I'm in Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 136)

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Gay Mafia Badge
£2.00 (DMD 35)

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She / Her Pronouns Badge
£2.00 (DMD 304)

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Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 301)

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Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 296)

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Master Badge
£2.00 (DMD 16)

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Totally gay Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 156)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. White text in a red box reads Proud to be Woke

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Proud to be woke Pen
£3.50 (PEN 91)

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Rainbow Flag Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 90)

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Sounds gay I'm in Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 149)

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They / Them Pronouns LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 302)

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Have A Nice Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 281)

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Yes, I'm that gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 236)

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Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 128)

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Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 64)
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Totally Gay Coaster
£3.25

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Rainbow Flag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 99)

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Who Wants Fisting? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 95)

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Yes, I'm this gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 372)

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I am super gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 366)

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Totally gay Mug
£8.75 (DMM 40)

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I love gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 357)

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Pride Flag Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 127)

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Queer and proud Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 143)

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Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 198)

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Yasss Queen Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 163)

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I Love Anal Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 55)

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You Shit Rainbows Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 101)

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Trans pride Badge
£2.00 (DMD 325)

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Sounds gay I'm in Badge
£2.00 (DMD 317)

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Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 258)

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Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 211)

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Hot mess Badge
£2.00 (DMD 398)

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The gays are here Badge
£2.00 (DMD 393)

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Trans rights Badge
£2.00 (DMD 392)

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I'm here I'm queer Badge
£2.00 (DMD 373)

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Yasss Queen Mug
£8.75 (DMM 33)

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Trans pride flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 232)

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Happy Holigays Badge
£2.00 (DMD 347)

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This Postcard is Pretty Damn Gay
£1.15 (DPO 93)

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He him pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 138)

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Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 124)

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Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 220)

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Progress Pride Flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 196)

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Arse Bandit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 66)

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Queer AF Badge
£2.00 (DMD 321)

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He / Him Pronouns Badge
£2.00 (DMD 303)

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Team Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 158)

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Queer all year Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 258)

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Trans rights Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 165)

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I am this gay Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 164)

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Queer all year Badge
£2.00 (DMD 391)

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Gay and tired Badge
£2.00 (DMD 385)

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Am I gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 247)

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Pansexual Badge
£2.00 (DMD 384)
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Progress pride flag Mug
£8.75

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Failing at life Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 233)

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I love gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 222)

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Queer and Proud Badge
£2.00 (DMD 344)

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Queen Of Shade Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 97)

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She her pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 139)

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They them pronouns Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 137)

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Rainbow Flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 77)

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Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 204)

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Have a Nice Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 194)
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Progress Pride Flag Fridge Magnet
£2.75

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I Love Dykes Badge
£2.00 (DMD 58)
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Non Binary Badge
£2.00

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Totes Masc Badge
£2.00 (DMD 237)

Gay Birthday Greeting Cards

Dean has once again produced a brilliant range of bright, fresh cards, injecting his own unique sense of humour into the occasion. Whether you're gay or lesbian, we've got cards to cater for most tastes, from the playful to the hilarious. But we also have the out-and-out rude, which after all we're famous for - or is that infamous

All our greeting cards are produced with a sense of fun, and we hope they help you, your friends and family celebrate that birthday with a little more light-hearted humour on a special day.

There is a multipack, too, so you can get a great selection at a special price to cater for a number of birthdays! We also have our best-selling cards available in a range of gifts, which are ideal for those little birthday extras, to help make the day a bit brighter. Your friends will remember your gift each time they use that mug (and of course place it on a funny coaster!), keyring or see that hilarious fridge magnet. Remember to get your wrapping paper to go with your card, and make the day that bit more memorable and fun.

So whether they are a 'camp little sausage' an 'old queen' or you just want to tell them to 'wake up, be fabulous and repeat', we hope the cards are gay enough for you.