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A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera
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Grumpy old git Card
£3.50 (WEB 32)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera. Rounded lowercase white text above her reads Name - You scrub up well for an old floozy
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Personalised Old Floozy Card
£3.50 (WEB 27)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat
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Personalised You're a twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 26)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1970s picture of two women, slightly drunk laughing on their knees with white text above that reads Get ready for another piss up in - town name
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Get ready for another piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 21)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of lots of healthy fruit and veg overlaid with bold white text that reads This card is one of your five a day
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One of your five a day Card
£3.50 (WEB 17)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired man holding two pints of beer with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 16)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling woman in a striped shirt with a big beehive haircut
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Avoid candles on the Birthday cake Card
£3.50 (WEB 07)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired woman drinking a glass of champange with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 15)
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Available from 1st October
You'll Do Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a smartly dressed middle aged man looking to the viewer and whispering against a red background
The secret to staying young Card
£2.95 (DMA 602)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smart middle aged woman in a red top smiling slightly sarcastically to the viewer
One day you'll go far Card
£2.95 (DMA 601)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling wholesome looking woman standing in front of and behind the following text I'm just a fucking potty mouth and this card is exactly the same
Potty mouth Card
£2.95 (DMA 600)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a parading woman in a smart cabaret outfit holding her top hat against a blue background
Drinking since breakfast Card
£2.95 (DMA 599)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s bold colour photo of four women with big hair and impeccable 1980s fashions against a bright pink background
Born in the 80's Card
£2.95 (DMA 598)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling middle aged man in a smart suit. White and purple text above him reads Happy birthday from one creaky old fart to another
Creaky old Fart Card
£2.95 (DMA 597)
A funny birthday card featuring a very busy scene featuring fabulous drag queens, rainbow unicorns and disco party boys surrounded by multicoloured balloons and streamers
The gayest card you'll receive today Card
£2.95 (DMA 596)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro of a smiling glamorous young woman holding a martini glass with a green dress and posh jewelry
Enjoy a large stiff one Card
£2.95 (DMA 595)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a stern looking Donald Trump holding a white placard that reads This birthday card is tariff free
Donald Trump Tariff Free Card
£2.95 (DMA 594)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photos of a smiling pensioner couple looking to the camera
Inside every old person Card
£2.95 (DMA 593)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smart woman smiling to camera in a stylish top against a deep red background
Happy Birthday Slut Bag Card
£2.95 (DMA 592)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a suit against a deep blue background. White text reads Happy birthday cock face
Happy Birthday Cock Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 591)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a cute dog wearing a party hat surrounded by balloons and streamers
Are there treats Card
£2.95 (DMA 590)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man with glasses and a suit standing in front of a bold colour pattern
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 589)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two smiling women in glamourous dresses holding cocktail glasses
Drunk by Midnight Card
£2.75 (DMA 588)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of smiling young boy sitting in front of a birthday cake
Today is all about you Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 587)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk holding a birthday cake with lots of candles against a deep red background. Bold white text above reads Happy birthday bestie
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 586)
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Available from 1st October
Behind Every Great Mum Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)
A greeting card with a picture of Trump and reads Birthday Kisses from Donald
Birthday Kisses From Donald Card
£2.95 (DMA 327)
A funny birthday card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged man in a suit pointing to himself
Another amazing human Card
£2.95 (DMA 585)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of two glamourous women, one of whom is whispering into the others ear
Unpaid therapist Card
£2.95 (DMA 584)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a majorette outfit in front of a rainbow starburst pattern
Let's party Card
£2.95 (DMA 583)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling middle aged woman excitedly looking up against a dark pink background
Excited about air fryers Card
£2.95 (DMA 582)
A funny birthday card with a photo of a smiling bearded old man in a blue and purple tracksuit pointing upwards to white and purple text that reads Happy birthday fuck nugget
Happy birthday fuck nugget Card
£2.95 (DMA 581)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of a wise bearded old man with his hands over a crystal ball in front of a rainbow background
I predict cock Card
£2.95 (DMA 580)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited businessman jumping for joy holding a briefcase
Happy Dad day Card
£2.95 (DMA 579)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited housewife jumping for joy
Happy Mum day Card
£2.95 (DMA 578)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
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Available from 1st October
You're A Twat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 352)
A funny and rude greeting card with a close up of a smiling ginger haired woman with a bright pink top and bold blue eyeliner looking to camera. White slanted text next to her reads The problem with some people is they're cunts
The problem with some people Card
£2.95 (DMA 577)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged smart woman smiling to camera in a white jumper. White and multicoloured text above and beside her reads Having a friend as fabulous as me is enough of a gift
A friend as fabulous as me Card
£2.95 (DMA 576)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a glamorous young smiling woman holding a bunch of red roses. Rounded white text above her reads Roses are red, it's my birthday I'll have a wine
Roses are red wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 575)
A funny birthday card with a modern photo of a topless middle aged overweight and sunburnt man smiling and wearing a comedy sombrero. White text above and in front of him reads Happy birthday hot stuff
Happy birthday hot stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 574)
A funny birthday with an elderly smiling couple looking away into the middle distance. In a slanted white box above them dark red and blue text teads Don't grow up, It's a trap
Don't grow up Card
£2.95 (DMA 573)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1950's excited woman holding her hands up to her face in front of rainbow starburst pattern. Rounded curving text above her reads Well tickle my tits, it's your birthday
Tickle my tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 572)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman looking to camera and holding a cocktail glass. Rounded white text above and beside her reads Let's day drink, but in a classy way
Let's day drink Card
£2.95 (DMA 571)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a serious looking man in a grey blue suit pointing to the side. White rounded text above him reads People say this birthday card is rude. He's pointing to text that reads I say shit bollocks fuck wank arse
People say this card is rude Card
£2.95 (DMA 570)
A funny and rude birthday card with a picture of a puffin in mid flight looking to camera. Rounded bold yellow text above and below reads Happy birthday wank puffin
Happy birthday wank puffin Card
£2.95 (DMA 569)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling blond haired man looking to camera against a red background. Bold white text above and beside him reads Happy Birthday to a total legend. sorry, I meant bellend
Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMA 568)
A funny retro birthday card featuring an elderly man and woman looking away into the distance against a dark blue background. White rounded text beside them reads One minute you're young, the next you're taking your own pillows on holiday
Pillows on holiday Card
£2.95 (DMA 567)
A funny birthday card with vintage photo of a glamorous woman walking towards the camera. Text in front of her reads Queen of the fucking universe
Queen of the fucking universe Card
£2.95 (DMA 566)
<br> A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves
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The older I get Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card with a modern picture of two smiling pensions looking to camera on a bus. White and yellow text above reads Congratulations You're one year closer to a free bus pass
Free bus pass Card
£2.95 (DMA 564)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling male magician holding a deck of cards. White and yellow text above and behind reads As if by magic you're now old!
As if by magic you're now old Card
£2.95 (DMA 563)
A retro birthday birthday featuring a smiling woman in a black dress holding a martini glass. White, yellow and pink text above her reads Let's skip the Birthday meal and go straight for the cheap drinks
Let's skip the Birthday meal Card
£2.95 (DMA 562)
A funny pink birthday card with a 1960s woman dressed as a chef smiling and looking to camera. White text above and beside her reads I love to cook with wine and sometimes I'll even add it to the food
Cook with wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 561)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling young male doctor with white text above and beside him that reads I have your diagnosis you're a twat
I have your diagnosis Card
£2.95 (DMA 560)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo a frowning older male looking at the camera with very little hair. White text above him reads There's now more hair in your nose and ears than on the top of your head
More hair in your nose Card
£2.95 (DMA 559)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman posing in red and blue spandex gear. White slanted text which sits in front and behind her reads Happy Birthday bitch
Happy birthday bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 558)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling middle aged man looking lovingly at a glass of beer
Birthdays are such thirsty work Card
£2.95 (DMA 557)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an excited woman holding her hands to her head against a blue background
I'm so excited it's your Card
£2.95 (DMA 556)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman holding a tennis racket and smiling to the camera
Anyone for Tennis Card
£2.95 (DMA 555)
A funny rude birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man looking to camera against an orange background. Big white text above him reads Happy birthday wank face
Happy Birthday Wank Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 554)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a wise old man in shaman robes looking wise infront of a rainbow starburst
He who is old and wise Card
£2.95 (DMA 553)
A funny rude birthday card featuring an ecstatic woman looking upwards at text that reads And so begins another glorious year of not giving a single fuck
And begins another year Card
£2.95 (DMA 552)
A very rude birthday card featuring a smart looking couple looking directly to camera. A red banner with white text above them reads Oh look, a cunt
Oh Look! Card
£2.95 (DMA 551)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a serious looking man sitting at a desk next to a World globe. Text above reads Age is just a number. In your case a very big number
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.95 (DMA 550)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman holding a glass of alcohol and smiling to the camera
Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card
£2.95 (DMA 549)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman pointing up to multicoloured and white text that reads Happy birthday you big tart
Happy Birthday your big tart Card
£2.95 (DMA 548)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a serious looking man pointing and looking to camera
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.95 (DMA 547)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a glamorous African American young woman in a glittery ballgown against a pink background
Happy Birthday princess Card
£2.95 (DMA 546)
A funny Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed a fortune teller gazing at a crystal ball
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 545)
A funny Father's Day card with a retro picture of a smiling father and son both looking to camera. White and dark blue rounded text above and next to them reads Like father like son. That's right, I'm a dick too
Like father like son Card
£2.95 (DMA 544)
A funny Father's Day card with a picture of a 1970s serious looking blonde haired man looking to camera
Dad you're the boss Card
£2.95 (DMA 543)
A funny Mother's Day card with an vintage image of a smiling mum looking to camera and holding open the lid of a casserole pot
What's for tea Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 542)
A Mother's Day card with an excited young 1950's girl looking to camera and shouting. Large pastel multicoloured text above her reads Best Mum ever!
Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 541)
A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare
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Available from 1st October
Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)
A greeting card with a smiling autumnal looking woman looking to camera and eating an apple. White rounded text above her reads An apple a day is very satisfying when thrown at stupid people
An apple a day Card
£2.95 (DMA 539)
A birthday card with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do
Failing at life Card
£2.95 (DMA 538)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.95 (DMA 537)
A greeting card featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick
First class honours Card
£2.95 (DMA 536)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a sarcastic but excited young woman against a blue background. Text above and beside her reads Oh look it's your Birthday. I'm so excited I might just wet myself
Oh look it's your birthday Card
£2.95 (DMA 535)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a classy looking woman in a fur coat holding a martini glass looking into the distance
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.95 (DMA 534)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a sickly sweet girl lying down in a field of flowers looking up and smiling
Not going to give another fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 533)
A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.95 (DMA 531)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of an excited elderly woman. Bold white and yellow rounded text above her reads Happy birthday saggy tits
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.95 (DMA 532)
A Mother's Day card with a 1970s picture of a exhausted mother sitting down with her feet up on a sofa
Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 476)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
Calories don't count Card
£2.95 (DMA 493)
A birthday card with a 1980s style colour photograph of a smiling young lady
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Available from 1st October
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)
You're still alive Card
£2.95 (DMA 530)
A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 529)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer
Is beer involved Card
£2.95 (DMA 528)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone
Shall we go out and get drunk Card
£2.95 (DMA 527)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking over the rim of his glasses against a dark red background. Slanted bold white text above reads I've just spotted a huge twat
Huge twat Card
£2.95 (DMA 526)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young dark haired girl wearing a party hat and sitting in front of a birthday cake. White and pink, blue and yellow text reads When life gives you birthday eat cake
Eat cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 525)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 524)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.95 (DMA 523)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.95 (DMA 522)
A birthday card featuring a retro photo of a young girl with her hands to her mouth shouting. Bold pastel coloured rounded text above reads Birthday bum face
Bum Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 521)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.95 (DMA 519)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling young woman against a bold red background
I bought you some wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 518)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 517)
A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords
Feline overlords Card
£2.95 (DMA 516)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 515)
A birthday card with a 1960s of an shocked elderly man looking to camera. Above him blue and red capitalised text reads OMG! You're how old
OMG You're how old Card
£2.95 (DMA 513)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman surrounded by birthday colourful balloons
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 514)
A birthday card with a retro image of two women presenting another excited one with a big birthday cake
Screw the diet Card
£2.95 (DMA 512)
A birthday card with a retro image of a smiling female fortune teller looking into her crystal ball
I foresee wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 511)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.95 (DMA 510)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 509)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.95 (DMA 508)
A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!
Dad's are the best Card
£2.95 (DMA 507)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 506)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 505)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a female call centre operator looking direct to the camera
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Available from 1st October
Your birthday is important to us Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 504)
A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.95 (DMA 503)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.95 (DMA 502)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
Old enough to know better Card
£2.95 (DMA 501)
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.95 (DMA 500)
A birthday card with a 1960's photo of three men sideways looking to the camera against a red background
Old fart club Card
£2.95 (DMA 499)
A birthday card with a vintage photo of a glamorous dressed woman in a pink hat and holding her coat
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.95 (DMA 498)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling teenager dressed a bright red prom dress
You Big Queen Card
£2.95 (DMA 497)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk
Office wanker Card
£2.95 (DMA 496)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling old lady in yellow blouse. Pink and yellow rounded text reads Happy Birthday
From one old tart Card
£2.95 (DMA 495)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
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This is a phone Card
£1.00 £2.95
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone
From your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 492)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers
From your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 491)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.95 (DMA 490)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.95 (DMA 489)
A birthday card featuring a glamourous african american woman in a swimsuit holding up a pair of sunglasses against a dark pink background
Almost as fabulous as me Card
£2.95 (DMA 488)
A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together
Friends that drink together Card
£2.95 (DMA 487)
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.95 (DMA 486)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 485)
A Galentine's Day card with a picture of a glamourous woman looking to camera stroking her hair. Red and white rounded text above reads Happy Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another
Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.95 (DMA 483)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 482)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.95 (DMA 481)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a toilet seat with the lid up in a red tiled bathroom
Loo seat down Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 480)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.95 (DMA 479)
A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 478)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
You're my Queen Card
£2.95 (DMA 477)
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
Best Mum award Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 475)
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.95 (DMA 474)
A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday
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Available from 1st October
Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 473)
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
The older I get Card
£2.95 (DMA 472)
A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance
Socially acceptable Card
£2.95 (DMA 471)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 470)
A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.95 (DMA 469)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
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Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.95
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera. Above him in an angled white bar red and blue text reads World's best arsehole
World's Best Arsehole Card
£2.95 (DMA 467)
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 464)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a cheerleader dressed all in white jumping excitedly into the air
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Available from 1st October
OMG! I'm So excited Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 465)
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 463)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£2.95 (DMA 462)
A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson standing at a conference lectern which reads live laugh love
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Available from 1st October
Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 461)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.95 (DMA 460)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young paperboy holding a paper
Extra Extra You've got old Card
£2.95 (DMA 457)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.95 (DMA 456)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase
Magnificent Bastard Card
£2.95 (DMA 455)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
You little shit Card
£2.95 (DMA 454)
A birthday card with a photo of a 1970s smiling woman in a yellow dress
Young and Fancy Free Card
£2.95 (DMA 453)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying sister
Most annoying Sister Card
£2.95 (DMA 452)
A funny Birthday card with a picture of thew retro woman mixing salad
Happy birthday tosser Card
£2.95 (DMA 451)
A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.95 (DMA 450)
A birthday card with a retro photo of an exasperated woman
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Available from 1st October
I know it's your birthday Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 449)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
You old bastard Card
£2.95 (DMA 446)
A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.95 (DMA 445)
A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (DMA 444)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat
I used to be a people person Card
£2.95 (DMA 443)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 442)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the best dad award Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 441)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s photo of a man scratching his head
You've still got it Dad Card
£2.95 (DMA 440)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 438)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 439)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.95 (DMA 435)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.95 (DMA 434)
A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 433)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk
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You're Not TikTok Famous Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 431)
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 430)
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Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses. Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
Fuck Off Card
£2.95 (DMA 428)
A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head
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Happy Birthday Like This Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 425)
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.95 (DMA 424)
Mother Knows Best Card for Mum
£2.95 (DMA 423)
A birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying brother
Most Annoying Brother Award Card
£2.95 (DMA 422)
A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
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Fuckface! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 420)
We're An Awesome Couple Valentine's Card
£2.95 (DMA 416)
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Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)
Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 414)
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 412)
A greeting card with a picture of a 1960s woman blowing a streamer surrounded by balloons
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Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 411)
A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae
Today Is All About You Girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 409)
A funny birthday card with a retro image of a man looking shocked at being old
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.95 (DMA 404)
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
8 out of 10 Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 402)
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)
A greeting card with a glamorous looking woman in a orange dress
Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 399)
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
Even Wankers Card
£2.95 (DMA 397)
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
As Amazing As Me Card
£2.95 (DMA 396)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
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Born to Be Wild Card
£2.95
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Card
£2.95 (DMA 393)
A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad
Little Shit Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 391)
A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl
Little Shit Girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 390)
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Order a Take Away Card For Mum
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)
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Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)
Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 387)
Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 386)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
Shit The Bed! Card
£2.95 (DMA 384)
A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman
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My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
You're Also A Cunt Card
£2.95 (DMA 382)
A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake
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I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 379)
A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster
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Can It Be The 1980's Again Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.95 (DMA 374)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card
£2.95 (DMA 366)
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.95 (DMA 362)
A birthday card with a photo of a proud cockerel standing on a post box
Appreciate This Amazing Cock Card
£2.95 (DMA 360)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit
Shit Myself With Excitement Card
£2.95 (DMA 355)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sensational woman lying on the floor next to a leopard
Most Amazing Person Card
£2.95 (DMA 354)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
Rancid Old Queen Card
£2.95 (DMA 353)
A birthday card with a picture of a naked old man on a beach holding a big yellow sign
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.95 (DMA 351)
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Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)
Mum Is On The Gin Again Card
£2.95 (DMA 346)
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Turning Into My Mother Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
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Totes Masc Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)
A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 342)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card
£2.95 (DMA 339)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
Your Gin Delivery Card
£2.95 (DMA 335)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
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My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
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Birthday On Fleek Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
You're A Twat Card
£2.95 (DMA 325)
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
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You Enjoy Your Avocado Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a young woman in a pink nightdress lying on a chaise lounge
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Card
£2.95 (DMA 321)
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
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Fuck You Cat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard
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You're a Massive Bellend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 317)
A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 314)
A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 313)
Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card
£2.95 (DMA 309)
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 308)
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Mother's Ruined Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)
A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Cards
£2.95 (DMA 303-2)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.95 (DMA 300)
A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 301)
A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses
You're My Best Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 297)
A birthday card with a smartly dressed businessman looking at the camera
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Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a serious looking Donald Trump
Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Card Card
£2.95 (DMA 294)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.95 (DMA 293)
A gay greeting card with a man with glasses pointing to camera
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You Are Very Very Gay Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 290)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling chef looking at the camera
I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 287)
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
To a Special C**t Card
£2.95 (DMA 283)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad
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Good News It's Father's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
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Dad, You've Got This Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)
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Fabulous Greetings Cards for Fabulous People

There are plenty of rude birthday cards in the Fabulous range, but you don't need a birthday to send someone a funny card.

Celebrating a holiday, promotion, new baby, or just being an awesome person - there is a greeting card here for each and every occasion. Gay birthday cards are particularly popular, as are rude cards.