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Fabulous Birthday Greeting Cards

Looking for a fabulous birthday card for him or her? Our 'Fabulous' range of greetings cards are just the ticket whether you're looking for something Funny or a little rude - okay well some are 'a lot' rude. Enjoy!
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A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare
Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 540)
A greeting card with a smiling autumnal looking woman looking to camera and eating an apple. White rounded text above her reads An apple a day is very satisfying when thrown at stupid people
An apple a day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 539)
A birthday card with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do
Failing at life Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 538)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 537)
A greeting card featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick
First class honours Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 536)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a sarcastic but excited young woman against a blue background. Text above and beside her reads Oh look it's your Birthday. I'm so excited I might just wet myself
Oh look it's your birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 535)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a classy looking woman in a fur coat holding a martini glass looking into the distance
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 534)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a sickly sweet girl lying down in a field of flowers looking up and smiling
Not going to give another fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 533)
A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 531)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of an excited elderly woman. Bold white and yellow rounded text above her reads Happy birthday saggy tits
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.75 GBP (DMA 532)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
Calories don't count Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 493)
A birthday card with a 1980s style colour photograph of a smiling young lady
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 60)
You're still alive Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 530)
A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 529)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer
Is beer involved Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 528)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone
Shall we go out and get drunk Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 527)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking over the rim of his glasses against a dark red background. Slanted bold white text above reads I've just spotted a huge twat
Huge twat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 526)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young dark haired girl wearing a party hat and sitting in front of a birthday cake. White and pink, blue and yellow text reads When life gives you birthday eat cake
Eat cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 525)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 524)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 523)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 522)
A birthday card featuring a retro photo of a young girl with her hands to her mouth shouting. Bold pastel coloured rounded text above reads Birthday bum face
Bum Face Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 521)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 520)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 519)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling young woman against a bold red background
I bought you some wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 518)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 517)
A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords
Feline overlords Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 516)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 515)
A birthday card with a 1960s of an shocked elderly man looking to camera. Above him blue and red capitalised text reads OMG! You're how old
OMG You're how old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 513)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman surrounded by birthday colourful balloons
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 514)
A birthday card with a retro image of two women presenting another excited one with a big birthday cake
Screw the diet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 512)
A birthday card with a retro image of a smiling female fortune teller looking into her crystal ball
I foresee wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 511)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 510)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 509)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 508)
A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!
Dad's are the best Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 507)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 506)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 505)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a female call centre operator looking direct to the camera
Your birthday is important to us Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 504)
A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 503)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 502)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
Old enough to know better Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 501)
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 500)
A birthday card with a 1960's photo of three men sideways looking to the camera against a red background
Old fart club Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 499)
A birthday card with a vintage photo of a glamorous dressed woman in a pink hat and holding her coat
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 498)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling teenager dressed a bright red prom dress
You Big Queen Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 497)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk
Office wanker Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 496)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling old lady in yellow blouse. Pink and yellow rounded text reads Happy Birthday
From one old tart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 495)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
This is a phone Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 494)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone
From your little shit boy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 492)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers
From your little shit girl Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 491)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 490)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 489)
A birthday card featuring a glamourous african american woman in a swimsuit holding up a pair of sunglasses against a dark pink background
Almost as fabulous as me Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 488)
A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together
Friends that drink together Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 487)
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 486)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 485)
A Valentine's Day card with a dramatic posed photo of an old lady fallen down some stairs. Funky text above the image reads I've fallen for you
I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 484)
A Galentine's Day card with a picture of a glamourous woman looking to camera stroking her hair. Red and white rounded text above reads Happy Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another
Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 483)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 482)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 481)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a toilet seat with the lid up in a red tiled bathroom
Loo seat down Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 480)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 479)
A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 478)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
You're my Queen Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 477)
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
Best Mum award Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 475)
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 474)
A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday
Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 473)
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
The older I get Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 472)
A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance
Socially acceptable Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 471)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 470)
A birthday card featuring a recumbent man with a smirk on his face
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I Love Gays Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 47)
A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 469)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 468)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera. Above him in an angled white bar red and blue text reads World's best arsehole
World's Best Arsehole Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 467)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young smiling woman playing a guitar
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You love a good screw Card
£2.75 GBP
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 464)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a cheerleader dressed all in white jumping excitedly into the air
OMG! I'm So excited Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 465)
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 463)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 462)
A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson standing at a conference lectern which reads live laugh love
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Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 461)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 460)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
Today's Forecast Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 459)
A blue birthday card with a photo of a pair of young bright yellow ducklings
Happy ducking Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 458)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young paperboy holding a paper
Extra Extra You've got old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 457)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 456)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase
Magnificent Bastard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 455)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
You little shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 454)
A birthday card with a photo of a 1970s smiling woman in a yellow dress
Young and Fancy Free Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 453)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying sister
Most annoying Sister Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 452)
A funny Birthday card with a picture of thew retro woman mixing salad
Happy birthday tosser Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 451)
A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 450)
A birthday card with a retro photo of an exasperated woman
I know it's your birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 449)
A birthday card with a picture of Donald Trump and text reads Happy Birthday loser!
Happy Birthday Loser Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 448)
A funny greeting card with a smiling retro woman
Live Laugh and Fuck off Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 447)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
You old bastard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 446)
A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 445)
A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits
Best friends forever Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 444)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat
I used to be a people person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 443)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad
£2.75 GBP (DMA 442)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the best dad award Card for Dad
£2.75 GBP (DMA 441)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s photo of a man scratching his head
You've still got it Dad Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 440)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.75 GBP (DMA 438)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.75 GBP (DMA 439)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 435)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 434)
A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 433)
A greeting card announcing you can never have enough cats
You Can Never Have Enough Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 432)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk
You're Not TikTok Famous Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 431)
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 430)
Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 429)
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses. Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
Fuck Off Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 428)
A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head
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Happy Birthday Like This Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 425)
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.75 GBP (DMA 424)
Mother Knows Best Card for Mum
£2.75 GBP (DMA 423)
A birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying brother
Most Annoying Brother Award Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 422)
A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 421)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
Fuckface! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 420)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sultry looking woman
Biggest Sassy Bitch I Know Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 419)
A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle
Stay Classy Stay Sassy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 418)
We're An Awesome Couple Valentine's Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 416)
Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 415)
Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 414)
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I Love You You Sexy Beast Valentines Cards
£2.75 GBP
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 412)
A greeting card with a picture of a 1960s woman blowing a streamer surrounded by balloons
Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 411)
A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae
Today Is All About You Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 409)
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling man on a retro telephone
Just Called To Call You A C**t Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 408)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a bored looking young girl with hear head in her hand
Can't Be Fucked Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 407)
A birthday card with an 80s image of four people with their hands up
Hands Up! If You're Drunk Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 406)
A birthday card from one dickhead to another
One Huge Dickhead To Another Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 405)
A funny birthday card with a retro image of a man looking shocked at being old
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 404)
A birthday card featuring a retro woman who's run out of wine
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I've Ran Out Of Wine Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 403)
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
8 out of 10 Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 402)
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 401)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a family smiling to the camera at the dinner table
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Fake Smiles Everyone
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A greeting card with a glamorous looking woman in a orange dress
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Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Card
£2.75 GBP
A greeting card with a camp picture of a poodle outside a pink kennel
Fuck The Haters Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 398)
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
Even Wankers Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 397)
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
As Amazing As Me Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 396)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
Born to Be Wild Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 394)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 393)
A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air
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All About Me Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 392)
A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad
Little Shit Boy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 391)
A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl
Little Shit Girl Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 390)
Order a Take Away Card For Mum
£2.75 GBP (DMA 389)
Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 388)
Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 387)
Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 386)
A greeting card with with a cute picture of smiling naked mole rat
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Naked Mole Rat Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
Shit The Bed! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 384)
A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 383)
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
You're Also A Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 382)
A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake
I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 379)
A greeting card with a retro styled businessman looking down his glasses
Being a Useless Tosser Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 378)
A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster
Can It Be The 1980's Again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 377)
A birthday card with a fun picture of lots of young millennials sitting on a sofa with party hats
Happy Birthday Wanker Cards
£2.75 GBP (DMA 376)
A funny birthday card with a woman jumping in the air
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Did Somebody Mention Wine Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.75 GBP (DMA 374)
It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 373)
You'll Do Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 372)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a sassy woman
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We'll Always Be Friends Card
£2.75 GBP
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair
Chin Up Dear Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 367)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 366)
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Best Cure For a Hangover Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 365)
A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel
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I Care About Your Stupid Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 364)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man holding his jacket looking satisfied with himself
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Satisfying Fart Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 362)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman holding a spotty umbrella
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You're My Best Friend Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 361)
A birthday card with a photo of a proud cockerel standing on a post box
Appreciate This Amazing Cock Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 360)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red shirt and beehive hair
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Today Is A Lovely Day Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 357)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit
Shit Myself With Excitement Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 355)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sensational woman lying on the floor next to a leopard
Most Amazing Person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 354)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
Rancid Old Queen Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 353)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
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You're A Twat Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 352)
A birthday card with a picture of a naked old man on a beach holding a big yellow sign
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 351)
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Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 349)
Mum Is On The Gin Again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 346)
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It's Not Easy Being A Mum Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
Turning Into My Mother Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 344)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
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Totes Masc Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 343)
A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 342)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of smiling work colleagues all in a row
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 340)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 339)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
Your Gin Delivery Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 335)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
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My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 333)
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You're Simply Magical Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 332)
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Kisses From Donald Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 331)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
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Birthday On Fleek Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 329)
A greeting card with a picture of Trump and reads Birthday Kisses from Donald
Birthday Kisses From Donald Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 327)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a blank faced smiling man
Smile, If You're A Knob Cards
£2.75 GBP (DMA 326)
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
You're A Twat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 325)
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
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You Enjoy Your Avocado Card
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A birthday card with a retro picture of a young woman in a pink nightdress lying on a chaise lounge
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 321)
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
Fuck You Cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 319)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard
You're a Massive Bellend Card
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A funny birthday card about prosecco with a picture of a retro smiling woman
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Time to Rescue Some Prosecco Card
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A greeting card with a sweet photo of an affection old couple smiling at the camera
Thank You For Being Older Than Me Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 315)
A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 314)
A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 313)
Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 309)
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 308)
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Mum You're Amazing Card
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Mother's Ruined Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 306)
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of three people exercising in a park
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Do You Work Out Card
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A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Cards
£2.75 GBP (DMA 303)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man in a suit
Happy Birthday Bum Face Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 302)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 300)
A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 301)
A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses
You're My Best Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 297)
A birthday card with a smartly dressed businessman looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 295)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a serious looking Donald Trump
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Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Card Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 294)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 293)
A gay greeting card with a man with glasses pointing to camera
You Are Very Very Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 290)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling chef looking at the camera
I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 287)
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
To a Special C**t Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 283)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad
Good News It's Father's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 282)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
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Dad, You've Got This Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 281)
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
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Dad You're Out Of This World Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 280)
A gay birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man looking to camera
Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 28)
A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal
I Love Anal Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 278)
A birthday card with a woman holding a glass of gin
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I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse. I need Gin Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 277)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two businessmen looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Massive Cockwomble Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 274)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a man in a dinner jacket standing up looking at camera
One Year Older and Still a Dick Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 273)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
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Happy Birthday Bae Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 272)
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Mum, It's Time For Wine Card
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I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 266)
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The Mum The Myth The Legend Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 263)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 260)
A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump
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Donald Trump Hates You Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 256)
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No Really... I Don't a Shit Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 250)
A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 247)
A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone
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I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 241)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
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Beer I Love You! Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 240)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
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Dad You're A Legend! Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 239)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of dad holding a baby
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My Dad Is Awesome! Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 238)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man sat at desk in front of blackboard
You Sir Are A Knob Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 232)
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Behind Every Great Mum Card
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Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 225)
Abirthday card with a photo of a 1960s camply dressed man
Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 220)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young woman winking and holding a martini glass
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Card
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A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 216)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an intensely looking businessman in a smart suit and tie
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You! The Dick With The Card
£2.75 GBP
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
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Dads Kick Ass Card
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Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 194)
A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face
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Happy Birthday To You Man Card
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Mums, It's How We Roll Card
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Mums Kick Ass Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 191)
A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 190)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man smoking a pipe
You're Now An Old Fart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 189)
A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle
Your Pet Unicorn Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 180)
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