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Fabulous Birthday Greeting Cards

Looking for a fabulous birthday card for him or her? Our 'Fabulous' range of greetings cards are just the ticket whether you're looking for something Funny or a little rude - okay well some are 'a lot' rude. Enjoy!
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Available from 24th March
Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 205)
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I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 484)
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Today's Forecast Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 459)
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Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)
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Happy Birthday Wanker Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 376)
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It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 373)
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Thank You For Being Older Than Me Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 315)
Birthdays drive me up the wall Card
£2.95 (DMA 611)
Everything gets harder Card
£2.95 (DMA 610)
Hope your day is filled with joy Card
£2.95 (DMA 609)
Old age doesn't last long Card
£2.95 (DMA 608)
Balanced diet Card
£2.95 (DMA 607)
Dad - You were right about everything Card
£2.95 (DMA 606)
Mum - You were right about everything Card
£2.95 (DMA 605)
Words cannot express Card
£2.95 (DMA 604)
A wise man once said Card
£2.95 (DMA 603)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
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Best bitch in town name Card
£3.50 (WEB 20)
A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera
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Grumpy old git Card
£3.50 (WEB 32)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera. Rounded lowercase white text above her reads Name - You scrub up well for an old floozy
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Personalised Old Floozy Card
£3.50 (WEB 27)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat
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Personalised You're a twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 26)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1970s picture of two women, slightly drunk laughing on their knees with white text above that reads Get ready for another piss up in - town name
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Get ready for another piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 21)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of lots of healthy fruit and veg overlaid with bold white text that reads This card is one of your five a day
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One of your five a day Card
£3.50 (WEB 17)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired man holding two pints of beer with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 16)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling woman in a striped shirt with a big beehive haircut
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Avoid candles on the Birthday cake Card
£3.50 (WEB 07)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired woman drinking a glass of champange with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 15)
The secret to staying young Card
£2.95 (DMA 602)
One day you'll go far Card
£2.95 (DMA 601)
Potty mouth Card
£2.95 (DMA 600)
Drinking since breakfast Card
£2.95 (DMA 599)
Born in the 80's Card
£2.95 (DMA 598)
Creaky old Fart Card
£2.95 (DMA 597)
The gayest card you'll receive today Card
£2.95 (DMA 596)
Enjoy a large stiff one Card
£2.95 (DMA 595)
Donald Trump Tariff Free Card
£2.95 (DMA 594)
Inside every old person Card
£2.95 (DMA 593)
Happy Birthday Slut Bag Card
£2.95 (DMA 592)
Happy Birthday Cock Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 591)
Are there treats Card
£2.95 (DMA 590)
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 589)
Drunk by Midnight Card
£2.95 (DMA 588)
Today is all about you Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 587)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 586)
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Behind Every Great Mum Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)
Birthday Kisses From Donald Card
£2.95 (DMA 327)
Another amazing human Card
£2.95 (DMA 585)
Unpaid therapist Card
£2.95 (DMA 584)
Let's party Card
£2.95 (DMA 583)
Excited about air fryers Card
£2.95 (DMA 582)
Happy birthday fuck nugget Card
£2.95 (DMA 581)
I predict cock Card
£2.95 (DMA 580)
Happy Dad day Card
£2.95 (DMA 579)
Happy Mum day Card
£2.95 (DMA 578)
The problem with some people Card
£2.95 (DMA 577)
A friend as fabulous as me Card
£2.95 (DMA 576)
Roses are red wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 575)
Happy birthday hot stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 574)
Don't grow up Card
£2.95 (DMA 573)
Tickle my tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 572)
Let's day drink Card
£2.95 (DMA 571)
People say this card is rude Card
£2.95 (DMA 570)
Happy birthday wank puffin Card
£2.95 (DMA 569)
Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMA 568)
Pillows on holiday Card
£2.95 (DMA 567)
Queen of the fucking universe Card
£2.95 (DMA 566)
The older I get Card
£2.95 (DMA 565)
Free bus pass Card
£2.95 (DMA 564)
As if by magic you're now old Card
£2.95 (DMA 563)
Let's skip the Birthday meal Card
£2.95 (DMA 562)
Cook with wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 561)
I have your diagnosis Card
£2.95 (DMA 560)
More hair in your nose Card
£2.95 (DMA 559)
Happy birthday bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 558)
Birthdays are such thirsty work Card
£2.95 (DMA 557)
I'm so excited it's your Card
£2.95 (DMA 556)
Anyone for Tennis Card
£2.95 (DMA 555)
Happy Birthday Wank Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 554)
He who is old and wise Card
£2.95 (DMA 553)
And begins another year Card
£2.95 (DMA 552)
Oh Look! Card
£2.95 (DMA 551)
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Age is Just a Number Card
£2.95
Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card
£2.95 (DMA 549)
Happy Birthday your big tart Card
£2.95 (DMA 548)
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.95 (DMA 547)
Happy Birthday princess Card
£2.95 (DMA 546)
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 545)
Like father like son Card
£2.95 (DMA 544)
Dad you're the boss Card
£2.95 (DMA 543)
What's for tea Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 542)
Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 541)
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Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)
Failing at life Card
£2.95 (DMA 538)
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.95 (DMA 537)
First class honours Card
£2.95 (DMA 536)
Oh look it's your birthday Card
£2.95 (DMA 535)
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.95 (DMA 534)
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.95 (DMA 531)
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.95 (DMA 532)
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Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)
Calories don't count Card
£2.95 (DMA 493)
Wordle Freak Card
£2.95 (RAN 95)
Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.95 (RAN 87)
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.95 (RAN 75)
Good Vibes Only Card
£2.95 (RAN 74)
Birthday name Card
£2.95 (RAN 73)
Birthday name really old Card
£2.95 (RAN 72)
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Card
£2.95 (RAN 42)
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Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)
You're still alive Card
£2.95 (DMA 530)
Sugar tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 529)
Is beer involved Card
£2.95 (DMA 528)
Shall we go out and get drunk Card
£2.95 (DMA 527)
Huge twat Card
£2.95 (DMA 526)
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 524)
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.95 (DMA 523)
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Have a fall female Card
£2.95
Bum Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 521)
Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
Cunt alert Card
£2.95 (DMA 519)
I bought you some wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 518)
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 517)
Feline overlords Card
£2.95 (DMA 516)
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 515)
OMG You're how old Card
£2.95 (DMA 513)
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 514)
Screw the diet Card
£2.95 (DMA 512)
I foresee wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 511)
Never act your age Male Card
£2.95 (DMA 510)
Never act your age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 509)
Dad shed Card
£2.95 (DMA 508)
Dad's are the best Card
£2.95 (DMA 507)
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 506)
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 505)
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Your birthday is important to us Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 504)
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.95 (DMA 503)
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.95 (DMA 502)
Old enough to know better Card
£2.95 (DMA 501)
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Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 500)
Old fart club Card
£2.95 (DMA 499)
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.95 (DMA 498)
You Big Queen Card
£2.95 (DMA 497)
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Office wanker Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 496)
From one old tart Card
£2.95 (DMA 495)
From your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 492)
From your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 491)
Have a fall Card
£2.95 (DMA 490)
You know you're old Card
£2.95 (DMA 489)
Almost as fabulous as me Card
£2.95 (DMA 488)
Friends that drink together Card
£2.95 (DMA 487)
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.95 (DMA 486)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 485)
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Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.95
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 482)
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.95 (DMA 481)
Loo seat down Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 480)
Lying about your age Card
£2.95 (DMA 479)
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 478)
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You're my Queen Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 477)
Best Mum award Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 475)
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.95 (DMA 474)
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Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 473)
The older I get Card
£2.95 (DMA 472)
Socially acceptable Card
£2.95 (DMA 471)
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 470)
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.95 (DMA 469)
Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 468)
World's Best Arsehole Card
£2.95 (DMA 467)
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Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 464)
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OMG! I'm So excited Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 465)
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 463)
Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£2.95 (DMA 462)
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Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 461)
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.95 (DMA 460)
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Extra Extra You've got old Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 457)
Old floozy Card
£2.95 (DMA 456 Floozy)
Old Slapper Card
£2.95 (DMA 456)
Magnificent Bastard Card
£2.95 (DMA 455)
You little shit Card
£2.95 (DMA 454)
Young and Fancy Free Card
£2.95 (DMA 453)
Most annoying Sister Card
£2.95 (DMA 452)
Happy birthday tosser Card
£2.95 (DMA 451)
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.95 (DMA 450)
You old bastard Card
£2.95 (DMA 446)
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.95 (DMA 445)
Best friends forever Card
£2.95 (DMA 444)
I used to be a people person Card
£2.95 (DMA 443)
You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 442)
You've won the best dad award Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 441)
You've still got it Dad Card
£2.95 (DMA 440)
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 438)
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 439)
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.95 (DMA 435)
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.95 (DMA 434)
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 433)
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 430)
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Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)
Fuck Off Card
£2.95 (DMA 428)
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.95 (DMA 424)
Mother Knows Best Card for Mum
£2.95 (DMA 423)
Most Annoying Brother Award Card
£2.95 (DMA 422)
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)
We're An Awesome Couple Valentine's Card
£2.95 (DMA 416)
Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 414)
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Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 412)
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Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 411)
Today Is All About You Girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 409)
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.95 (DMA 404)
8 out of 10 Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 402)
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)
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Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Card
£2.95
Even Wankers Card
£2.95 (DMA 397)
As Amazing As Me Card
£2.95 (DMA 396)
Born to Be Wild Card
£2.95 (DMA 394)
Hip Hip Replacement Card
£2.95 (DMA 393)
Little Shit Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 391)
Little Shit Girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 390)
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Order a Take Away Card For Mum
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)
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Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)
Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 387)
Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 386)
Shit The Bed! Card
£2.95 (DMA 384)
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My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card
£1.00 £2.95
You're Also A Cunt Card
£2.95 (DMA 382)
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Can It Be The 1980's Again Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.95 (DMA 374)
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card
£2.95 (DMA 366)
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.95 (DMA 362)
Appreciate This Amazing Cock Card
£2.95 (DMA 360)
Shit Myself With Excitement Card
£2.95 (DMA 355)
Most Amazing Person Card
£2.95 (DMA 354)
Rancid Old Queen Card
£2.95 (DMA 353)
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.95 (DMA 351)
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Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)
Mum Is On The Gin Again Card
£2.95 (DMA 346)
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Turning Into My Mother Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)
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Totes Masc Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)
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Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 342)
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Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card
£2.95
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)
Your Gin Delivery Card
£2.95 (DMA 335)
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My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)
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Birthday On Fleek Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)
You're A Twat Card
£2.95 (DMA 325)
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You Enjoy Your Avocado Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Card
£2.95 (DMA 321)
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Fuck You Cat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 314)
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 313)
Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card
£2.95 (DMA 309)
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 308)
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Mother's Ruined Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)
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Fabulous Greetings Cards for Fabulous People

There are plenty of rude birthday cards in the Fabulous range, but you don't need a birthday to send someone a funny card.

Celebrating a holiday, promotion, new baby, or just being an awesome person - there is a greeting card here for each and every occasion. Gay birthday cards are particularly popular, as are rude cards.