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The older I get Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

Here's a birthday card with a good bit of advice for getting older. Birthday greeting and public service annoucement.

A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves.

SKU: DMA 565

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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