All Gifts

Available from 10th September

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

Available from 10th September

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

Available from 10th September

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

Available from 10th September

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

Available from 10th September

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

Available from 10th September

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

Available from 10th September

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

Available from 10th September

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

Available from 10th September

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

Available from 10th September

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

Available from 10th September

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

Available from 10th September

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

Available from 10th September

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

Available from 10th September

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

Available from 10th September

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

Available from 10th September

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

Available from 10th September

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Available from 10th September

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Available from 10th September

Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)

Available from 10th September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

Available from 10th September

Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge

£1.00 £2.00 (DMD 265)

Available from 10th September

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 108)

Available from 10th September

Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 121)

Available from 10th September

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

Available from 10th September

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 154)

Available from 10th September

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 162)

Available from 10th September

Sick Of This Shit Badge

£1.00 £2.00 (DMD 268)

Available from 10th September

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

Available from 10th September

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)

Available from 10th September

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 52)

Available from 10th September

Hello! Drinks Are In Me Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 92)

Available from 10th September

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

Available from 10th September

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

Available from 10th September

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

Available from 10th September

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 143)

Available from 10th September

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

Available from 10th September

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Available from 10th September

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Available from 10th September

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

Available from 10th September

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

Available from 10th September

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend

Available from 10th September

Huge Bellend Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 13)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

Available from 10th September

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 22)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Available from 10th September

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love wanking

Available from 10th September

I Love Wanking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 43)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat

Available from 10th September

TikTok Twat Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 47)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay

Available from 10th September

Have A Nice Gay Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 50)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I give no fucks

Available from 10th September

I give no fucks Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 66)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Love is love

Available from 10th September

Love is love Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 77)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Available from 10th September

Today is a lovely day Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 78)

Available from 10th September

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Available from 10th September

Alexa, Send Wine Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 32)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads I'd rather be hiking

Available from 10th September

I'd rather be hiking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 86)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I love (heart) gay

Available from 10th September

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 90)

Available from 10th September

Make drinking fabulous again Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 231)

Available from 10th September

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Available from 10th September

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

Available from 10th September

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

Available from 10th September

Used to be a people person Coaster

Available from 10th September

Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 04)

Available from 10th September

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge

£2.00 (DMD 05)

Available from 10th September

Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 07)

Available from 10th September

Knob Jockey Badge

£2.00 (DMD 09)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Santa Badge

£2.00 (DMD 104)

Available from 10th September

I Love Geeks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 106)

Available from 10th September

I Love My Penis Badge

£2.00 (DMD 108)

Available from 10th September

Go Fuck Yourself! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 112)

Available from 10th September

I'm A Big Man Whore Badge

£2.00 (DMD 116)

Available from 10th September

Baby On Board Badge

£2.00 (DMD 118)

Available from 10th September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 120)

Available from 10th September

Tinsel Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 122)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 123)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 124)

Available from 10th September

I Shit Rainbows Badge

£2.00 (DMD 126)

Available from 10th September

Get Your Shit Together Badge

£2.00 (DMD 127)

Available from 10th September

Bridezilla Badge

£2.00 (DMD 128)

Available from 10th September

Bored And Horny Badge

£2.00 (DMD 136)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 137)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 139)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Me Senseless Badge

£2.00 (DMD 140)

Available from 10th September

I Hate Pigeons Badge

£2.00 (DMD 141)

Available from 10th September

Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 149)

Available from 10th September

50p A Snog Badge

£2.00 (DMD 150)

Available from 10th September

Xmas Is So Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 154)

Available from 10th September

Where's My Present Badge

£2.00 (DMD 156)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 158)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 16)

Available from 10th September

Suck My Dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 160)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 166)

Available from 10th September

Ladies, Please Contain Your Orgasms Badge

£2.00 (DMD 167)

Available from 10th September

Camel Toe Alert Badge

£2.00 (DMD 171)

Available from 10th September

I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge

£2.00 (DMD 175)

Available from 10th September

Kiss My Furry Muff Badge

£2.00 (DMD 176)

Available from 10th September

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Badge

£2.00 (DMD 177)

Available from 10th September

Clowns Scare Me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 179)

Available from 10th September

Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 180)

Available from 10th September

Santa Isn't Real Badge

£2.00 (DMD 181)

Available from 10th September

Flash Your Gusset It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 185)

Available from 10th September

Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 186)

Available from 10th September

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

Available from 10th September

Warning - This Badge Is Fucking Badge

£2.00 (DMD 190)

Available from 10th September

Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 191)

Available from 10th September

Nice Package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 192)

Available from 10th September

Muscle Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 193)

Available from 10th September

You Sir Are A Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 196)

Available from 10th September

Help! Please Send Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 199)

Available from 10th September

Cabin Crew Queen Badge

£2.00 (DMD 20)

Available from 10th September

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

Available from 10th September

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

Available from 10th September

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 202)

Available from 10th September

I Need A Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 204)

Available from 10th September

Gayer Than Kylie Badge

£2.00 (DMD 205)

Available from 10th September

Let's Fuck This Shit Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 206)

Available from 10th September

Moody Emo Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 208)

Available from 10th September

What The Actual Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 209)

Available from 10th September

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 211)

Available from 10th September

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge

£2.00 (DMD 212)

Available from 10th September

Prosecco Princess Badge

£2.00 (DMD 213)

Available from 10th September

I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 214)

Available from 10th September

Ginoholic Badge

£2.00 (DMD 216)

Available from 10th September

I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge

£2.00 (DMD 218)

Available from 10th September

We're Splitting the Bill Badge

£2.00 (DMD 219)

Available from 10th September

I Love Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 22)

Available from 10th September

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

Available from 10th September

Merry Shitmas Badge

£2.00 (DMD 222)

Available from 10th September

Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 223)

Available from 10th September

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge

£2.00 (DMD 224)

Available from 10th September

Festive Fuckwit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 225)

Available from 10th September

Festive AF Badge

£2.00 (DMD 226)

Available from 10th September

Another Fucking Offensive Badge

£2.00 (DMD 227)

Available from 10th September

I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge

£2.00 (DMD 228)

Available from 10th September

Merry Cunting Badge

£2.00 (DMD 229)

Available from 10th September

Totally Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 230)

Available from 10th September

Yasss Queen Badge

£2.00 (DMD 231)

Available from 10th September

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 232)

Available from 10th September

Everyone Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 234)

Available from 10th September

Creepy Weirdo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 235)

Available from 10th September

I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge

£2.00 (DMD 236)

Available from 10th September

Totes Masc Badge

£2.00 (DMD 237)

Available from 10th September

Porn Star Badge

£2.00 (DMD 238)

Available from 10th September

My Favourite Food Group is Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 240)

Available from 10th September

Jingle Bollocks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 242)

Available from 10th September

Office Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 244)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 246)

Available from 10th September

Satisfying Fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 248)

Available from 10th September

Chin Up Dear Badge

£2.00 (DMD 247)

Available from 10th September

Smile a Day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 249)

Available from 10th September

Hello You! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 251)

Available from 10th September

Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge

£2.00 (DMD 252)

Available from 10th September

I'm Happy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 253)

Available from 10th September

Had You Wank Today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 254)

Available from 10th September

I Love My Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 255)

Available from 10th September

Today Is A Lovely Day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 256)

Available from 10th September

Hello My Name Is Badge

£2.00 (DMD 257)

Available from 10th September

Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 258)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 260)

Available from 10th September

Send Nudes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 261)

Available from 10th September

Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 262)

Available from 10th September

Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 267)

Available from 10th September

Run Out Of Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 270)

Available from 10th September

Make The Yuletide Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 269)

Available from 10th September

8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 271)

Available from 10th September

Total Slag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 272)

Available from 10th September

I Can't See Badge

£2.00 (DMD 273)

Available from 10th September

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Badge

£2.00 (DMD 274)

Available from 10th September

Needy Attention Sponge Badge

£2.00 (DMD 277)

Available from 10th September

Daddy Issues Badge

£2.00 (DMD 278)

Available from 10th September

I Survived The Loo Roll Shortage Badge

£2.00 (DMD 279)

Available from 10th September

TikTok Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 280)

Available from 10th September

Have A Nice Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 281)

Available from 10th September

Shit Happens Badge

£2.00 (DMD 282)

Available from 10th September

I Hate My Boss Badge

£2.00 (DMD 283)

Available from 10th September

Go Fuck Yourself In Pink Badge

£2.00 (DMD 284)

Available from 10th September

Nosey C**t Badge

£2.00 (DMD 286)

Available from 10th September

Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge

£2.00 (DMD 288)

Available from 10th September

Santa's Little Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 289)

Available from 10th September

I don't have the energy for people today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 290)

Available from 10th September

I'm craving dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 291)

Available from 10th September

Fancy the pub? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 292)

Available from 10th September

Please don't be a dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 293)

Available from 10th September

Good vibes only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 294)

Available from 10th September

Lube me up! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 295)

Available from 10th September

Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 296)

Available from 10th September

The older I get Badge

£2.00 (DMD 298)

Available from 10th September

When people say I'm rude Badge

£2.00 (DMD 299)

Available from 10th September

World's Best Arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 297)

Available from 10th September

Cheerful fuck you Badge

£2.00 (DMD 300)

Available from 10th September

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 301)

Available from 10th September

They / Them Pronouns LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 302)

Available from 10th September

He / Him Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 303)

Available from 10th September

She / Her Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 304)

Available from 10th September

Fucking Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 305)

Available from 10th September

Take no shit and give no fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 306)

Available from 10th September

Jingle my balls Badge

£2.00 (DMD 307)

Available from 10th September

Festive jumper wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 308)

Available from 10th September

Camp as Christmas Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 309)

Available from 10th September

Santa's cunt list Badge

£2.00 (DMD 311)

Available from 10th September

Merry kiss my ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 310)

Available from 10th September

Ho fucking ho Badge

£2.00 (DMD 312)

Available from 10th September

Christmas Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 313)

Available from 10th September

Except you dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 315)

Available from 10th September

Christmas full of gin Badge

£2.00 (DMD 314)

Available from 10th September

Festive package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 316)

Available from 10th September

Sounds gay I'm in Badge

£2.00 (DMD 317)

Available from 10th September

Leave me the fuck alone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 318)

Available from 10th September

Non Binary Badge

Available from 10th September

Bloody amazing human Badge

£2.00 (DMD 322)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 321)

Available from 10th September

Less humans more dogs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 324)

Available from 10th September

Trans pride Badge

£2.00 (DMD 325)

Available from 10th September

Full time cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 327)

Available from 10th September

I hate everyone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 328)

Available from 10th September

Fuck this that you off Badge

£2.00 (DMD 329)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 330)

Available from 10th September

12th day of Badge

£2.00 (DMD 333)

Available from 10th September

Merry whatever arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 334)

Available from 10th September

What shall I overthink about today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 335)

Available from 10th September

Hello I'm gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 336)

Available from 10th September

Stupid people away from me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 337)

Available from 10th September

Bored as fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 338)

Available from 10th September

Never act your age Badge

£2.00 (DMD 339)

Available from 10th September

Gay Mafia Badge

£2.00 (DMD 35)

Available from 10th September

Fancy A Shag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 37)

Available from 10th September

Birthday Slapper Badge

£2.00 (DMD 38)

Available from 10th September

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Badge

Available from 10th September

Santa Says Relax Badge

£2.00 (DMD 45)

Available from 10th September

I'm Here For The Piss Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 49)

Available from 10th September

Rug Muncher Badge

£2.00 (DMD 53)

Available from 10th September

I Love Anal Badge

£2.00 (DMD 54)

Available from 10th September

I Love Muff Diving Badge

£2.00 (DMD 55)

Available from 10th September

I Love Dykes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 58)

Available from 10th September

Bankers And Wankers Badge

£2.00 (DMD 62)

Available from 10th September

Arse Bandit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 66)

Available from 10th September

Keep Calm And Carry On Badge

£2.00 (DMD 70)

Available from 10th September

Trolley Dolly Badge

£2.00 (DMD 71)

Available from 10th September

Filthy Cum Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 74)

Available from 10th September

Stalk Me On Facebook Badge

£2.00 (DMD 86)

Available from 10th September

Stop Staring At My Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 91)

Available from 10th September

Who Wants Fisting? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 95)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 98)

Available from 10th September

Rainbow Flag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 99)

Available from 10th September

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)

Available from 10th September

Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)

Available from 10th September

World's best arsehole Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 54)

Available from 10th September

Fancy A Snog This Badge

£2.00 (DMD 102)

Available from 10th September

Birthday Stud Badge

£2.00 (DMD 151)

Available from 10th September

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 164)

Available from 10th September

Nobody Cares About Your Drama Badge

£2.00 (DMD 198)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Work Badge

£2.00 (DMD 23)

Available from 10th September

Do Epic Shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 285)

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Fun, Rude Gifts and Wrapping Paper

Looking for those little extras for Christmas & birthday gifts or other occasions throughout the year? We’ve got you covered, from rude and funny coasters, to travel gifts like luggage tags and keyrings. Remember the wrapping paper too, with a selection of Christmas and birthday wrap with an original twist!