All Gifts

Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 01)

If It Came With Vodka Maureen Loved It Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 09)

Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 03)

Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP

Office Slut Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 39)

Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 42)

Let's Get Twatted Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 58)

Nice Pants Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP

When In Doubt Brew Up Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 65)

I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 81)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP

Keep Calm And Carry On Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP

I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 03)

I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 04)

Union Jack Blue Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 05)

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 06)

Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 12)

The World Is Your Oyster Blue Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 08)

Fuck Bollocks Wank Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 16)

Save Water Drink Wine Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 19)

Keep Calm And Suck Cock Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 20)

Follow Me On Twitter Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 22)

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 23)

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 24)

You Would Not Believe Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 25)

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 28)

You Should The Length Of My Commute Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 30)

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 31)

Fuck Trains (and Buses) Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 33)

Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 35)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Travel Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 34)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 36)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 37)

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 38)

I Shit Rainbows Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 39)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 40)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 136)

Think Happy Thoughts Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 191)

A bright pink coaster with the words Keep calm and have a cuppa

Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 28)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 29)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 37)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling man, against a blue background

There's Only One Thing To Do Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 68)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 69)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?

Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 98)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 99)

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 05)

This Season Go Gay Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 06)

You Big Rug Muncher Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP

This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP

You Too Can Be A Wanker Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 12)

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 14)

Slut Of The Skies Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP

I Love Gays Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 16)

My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 34)

I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 40)

Champagne Is The Answer Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 41)

A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 106)

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 108)

A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’

I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP

A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Polite notice this is not a pub use a coaster

This Is Not A Pub. Use A Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 114)

A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 123)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 129)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 135)

There's No Problem Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP

Prosecco Made Me Do It Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 155)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 33)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 52)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

I'm So Rich Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 65)

A coaster with a retro illustration of a man holding a drink

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 70)

An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 71)

A yellow coaster with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 72)

A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font

Time For A Brew Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 80)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 84)

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 86)

Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 04)

Slut Of The Skies Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 01)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 05)

Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 07)

Fuck The Diet Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 08)

Knob Jockey Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 09)

It Won't Suck Itself Badge

I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 101)

Christmas Is A Load Of Old Shit Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 103)

Fuck Santa Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 104)

Star Fucker Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 105)

I Love Geeks Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 106)

I Love My Penis Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 108)

Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 109)

I Need My Caffeine Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 11)

Go Fuck Yourself! Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 112)

The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 110)

You Big Twunt Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 114)

£1.50 GBP (DMD 115)

I'm A Big Man Whore Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 116)

Well Done For Completely Mediocre Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 119)

This light pink badge has simple childish white lettering in the middle that reads Baby on board

Baby On Board Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 118)

Office Slut Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 12)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 120)

A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes. Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits

Tinsel Tits Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 122)

£1.50 GBP (DMD 123)

£1.50 GBP (DMD 124)

People Will Always Need Badges Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 125)

I Shit Rainbows Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 126)

Get Your Shit Together Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 127)

A light and dark starburst pattern pink badge with bold white text outlined in black that reads Bridezilla

Bridezilla Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 128)

Keep Calm And Suck Cock Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 130)

This badge has a blue and dark blue starburst pattern with rounded yellow capitalised text in the middle that reads Bored and horny

Bored And Horny Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 136)

A deep pink badge with white rounded capitalised text that reads Bum slut

£1.50 GBP (DMD 137)

My Life Is One Big #EpicFail Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 138)

£1.50 GBP (DMD 139)

I Hate My Job Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 14)

This dark pink badge has a deep red band across the middle in which are white lower case text that reads Fuck me senseless

Fuck Me Senseless Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 140)

I Hate Pigeons Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 141)

with a rounded red star in the middle with white slanted text in the middle that reads Fuck me

£1.50 GBP (DMD 142)

You Would Not Believe Badge

I Love Helvetica Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 147)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 148)

A mild pink badge with blue and yellow capitalised bold text that reads Bitch I'm fabulous

Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 149)

This badge has a red outline to a white 50 pence piece shape. Simple black text in the middle reads 50p a snog

50p A Snog Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 150)

I Love Gays Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 15)

Ho Ho Homo Badge

Xmas Is So Gay Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 154)

Where's My Present Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 156)

£1.50 GBP (DMD 158)

£1.50 GBP (DMD 16)

Suck My Dick Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 160)

Does My Bum Look Big In This Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 163)

Where Are My Pills And Alcohol Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 165)

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 166)

Ladies, Please Contain Your Orgasms Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 167)

A funny dark purple badge with bold square white text that reads Tiny penis above a white arrow pointing downwards

Tiny Penis Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 169)

£1.50 GBP (DMD 17)

I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 170)

Camel Toe Alert Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 171)

I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 175)

Kiss My Furry Muff Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 176)

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 177)

Clowns Scare Me Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 179)

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 18)

Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 180)

Santa Isn't Real Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 181)

A bright deep pink funny badge with yellow square bold text that reads #Selfie Whore

#Selfie Whore Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 182)

£1.50 GBP (DMD 183)

A bright red badge with tall white capitalised text that reads Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Badge

Flash Your Gusset It's Your Birthday Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 185)

Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 186)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 187)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 188)

A deep pink badge with bold white capitalised text reading Coffee and lower case light yellow text that reads Slut

Coffee Slut Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 189)

Warning - This Badge Is Fucking Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 190)

Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 191)

Nice Package Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 192)

A black badge with bold white text that blends down to yellow that reads Muscle slut

Muscle Slut Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 193)

Let's Instagram This Shit! Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 194)

Fuckity Arseholes Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 197)

You Sir Are A Knob Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 196)

Help! Please Send Wine Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 199)

This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple

Cabin Crew Queen Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 20)

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 200)

a badge with the text Dads kick ass

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 201)

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 202)

I Need A Poo Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 204)

Gayer Than Kylie Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 205)

Let's Fuck This Shit Up Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 206)

A rude badge reading Moody emo twat

Moody Emo Twat Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 208)

A funny badge reading What the actual fuck?

What The Actual Fuck Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 209)

A funny badge reading Wake up be fabulous repeat!

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 211)

A white badge with text reading Don't blame me I voted remain

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 212)

A blue badge with text reading Prosecco princess

Prosecco Princess Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 213)

A funny badge about having an epic poo

I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 214)

A funny red badge with white text reading Gym wanker

Gym Wanker Badge

A funny white badge reading Ginoholic

Ginoholic Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 216)

Fuck You Cunt Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 217)

A funny badge reading I'm that slut from tinder

I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 218)

A yellow funny badge about splitting the bill

We're Splitting the Bill Badge