All Gifts

Available from 1st October

Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 01)

Available from 1st October

Office Slut Fridge Magnet

Available from 1st October

Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet

Available from 1st October

I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 81)

Available from 1st October

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

Available from 1st October

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

Available from 1st October

Union Jack Blue Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 05)

Available from 1st October

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

Available from 1st October

Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 12)

Available from 1st October

Save Water Drink Wine Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 19)

Available from 1st October

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

Available from 1st October

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)

Available from 1st October

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

Available from 1st October

You Would Not Believe Wallet

Available from 1st October

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 28)

Available from 1st October

You Should The Length Of My Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 30)

Available from 1st October

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

Available from 1st October

Fuck Trains (and Buses) Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 33)

Available from 1st October

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

Available from 1st October

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

Available from 1st October

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Available from 1st October

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

Available from 1st October

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Available from 1st October

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

Available from 1st October

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

Available from 1st October

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Available from 1st October

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

Available from 1st October

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

Available from 1st October

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Available from 1st October

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white 3D, doodling style font

Available from 1st October

Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Available from 1st October

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)

Available from 1st October

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

Available from 1st October

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 14)

Available from 1st October

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)

Available from 1st October

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing

Available from 1st October

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

Available from 1st October

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Available from 1st October

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks

Available from 1st October

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

Available from 1st October

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Available from 1st October

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

Available from 1st October

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

Available from 1st October

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

Available from 1st October

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

Available from 1st October

You're a Massive Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 150)

Available from 1st October

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

Available from 1st October

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background

Available from 1st October

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

Available from 1st October

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up

Available from 1st October

Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects

Available from 1st October

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

Available from 1st October

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

Available from 1st October

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

Available from 1st October

Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 04)

Available from 1st October

Slut Of The Skies Badge

£2.00 (DMD 01)

Available from 1st October

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge

£2.00 (DMD 05)

Available from 1st October

Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 07)

Available from 1st October

Knob Jockey Badge

£2.00 (DMD 09)

Available from 1st October

Fuck Santa Badge

£2.00 (DMD 104)

Available from 1st October

I Love Geeks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 106)

Available from 1st October

I Love My Penis Badge

£2.00 (DMD 108)

Available from 1st October

I Need My Caffeine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 11)

Available from 1st October

Go Fuck Yourself! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 112)

Available from 1st October

The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge

£2.00 (DMD 110)

Available from 1st October

You Big Twunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 114)

Available from 1st October

I'm A Big Man Whore Badge

£2.00 (DMD 116)

This light pink badge has simple childish white lettering in the middle that reads Baby on board

Available from 1st October

Baby On Board Badge

£2.00 (DMD 118)

Available from 1st October

Office Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 12)

Available from 1st October

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 120)

A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes. Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits

Available from 1st October

Tinsel Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 122)

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 123)

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 124)

Available from 1st October

I Shit Rainbows Badge

£2.00 (DMD 126)

Available from 1st October

Get Your Shit Together Badge

£2.00 (DMD 127)

A light and dark starburst pattern pink badge with bold white text outlined in black that reads Bridezilla

Available from 1st October

Bridezilla Badge

£2.00 (DMD 128)

This badge has a blue and dark blue starburst pattern with rounded yellow capitalised text in the middle that reads Bored and horny

Available from 1st October

Bored And Horny Badge

£2.00 (DMD 136)

A deep pink badge with white rounded capitalised text that reads Bum slut

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 137)

Available from 1st October

My Life Is One Big #EpicFail Badge

£2.00 (DMD 138)

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 139)

Available from 1st October

I Hate My Job Badge

£2.00 (DMD 14)

This dark pink badge has a deep red band across the middle in which are white lower case text that reads Fuck me senseless

Available from 1st October

Fuck Me Senseless Badge

£2.00 (DMD 140)

Available from 1st October

I Hate Pigeons Badge

£2.00 (DMD 141)

Available from 1st October

I Love Helvetica Badge

£2.00 (DMD 147)

Available from 1st October

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 148)

A mild pink badge with blue and yellow capitalised bold text that reads Bitch I'm fabulous

Available from 1st October

Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 149)

This badge has a red outline to a white 50 pence piece shape. Simple black text in the middle reads 50p a snog

Available from 1st October

50p A Snog Badge

£2.00 (DMD 150)

Available from 1st October

I Love Gays Badge

£2.00 (DMD 15)

Available from 1st October

Xmas Is So Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 154)

Available from 1st October

Where's My Present Badge

£2.00 (DMD 156)

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 158)

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 16)

Available from 1st October

Suck My Dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 160)

Available from 1st October

Where Are My Pills And Alcohol Badge

£2.00 (DMD 165)

Available from 1st October

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 166)

Available from 1st October

Ladies, Please Contain Your Orgasms Badge

£2.00 (DMD 167)

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 17)

Available from 1st October

Camel Toe Alert Badge

£2.00 (DMD 171)

Available from 1st October

I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge

£2.00 (DMD 175)

Available from 1st October

Kiss My Furry Muff Badge

£2.00 (DMD 176)

Available from 1st October

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Badge

£2.00 (DMD 177)

Available from 1st October

Clowns Scare Me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 179)

Available from 1st October

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Badge

£2.00 (DMD 18)

Available from 1st October

Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 180)

Available from 1st October

Santa Isn't Real Badge

£2.00 (DMD 181)

A bright deep pink funny badge with yellow square bold text that reads #Selfie Whore

Available from 1st October

#Selfie Whore Badge

£2.00 (DMD 182)

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 183)

Available from 1st October

Flash Your Gusset It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 185)

Available from 1st October

Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 186)

Available from 1st October

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

Available from 1st October

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 188)

A deep pink badge with bold white capitalised text reading Coffee and lower case light yellow text that reads Slut

Available from 1st October

Coffee Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 189)

Available from 1st October

Warning - This Badge Is Fucking Badge

£2.00 (DMD 190)

Available from 1st October

Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 191)

Available from 1st October

Nice Package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 192)

A black badge with bold white text that blends down to yellow that reads Muscle slut

Available from 1st October

Muscle Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 193)

Available from 1st October

Let's Instagram This Shit! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 194)

Available from 1st October

Fuckity Arseholes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 197)

Available from 1st October

You Sir Are A Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 196)

Available from 1st October

Help! Please Send Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 199)

This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple

Available from 1st October

Cabin Crew Queen Badge

£2.00 (DMD 20)

Available from 1st October

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

a badge with the text Dads kick ass

Available from 1st October

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

Available from 1st October

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 202)

Available from 1st October

I Need A Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 204)

Available from 1st October

Gayer Than Kylie Badge

£2.00 (DMD 205)

Available from 1st October

Let's Fuck This Shit Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 206)

A rude badge reading Moody emo twat

Available from 1st October

Moody Emo Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 208)

A funny badge reading What the actual fuck?

Available from 1st October

What The Actual Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 209)

A funny badge reading Wake up be fabulous repeat!

Available from 1st October

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 211)

A white badge with text reading Don't blame me I voted remain

Available from 1st October

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge

£2.00 (DMD 212)

A blue badge with text reading Prosecco princess

Available from 1st October

Prosecco Princess Badge

£2.00 (DMD 213)

A funny badge about having an epic poo

Available from 1st October

I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 214)

A funny white badge reading Ginoholic

Available from 1st October

Ginoholic Badge

£2.00 (DMD 216)

A funny badge reading I'm that slut from tinder

Available from 1st October

I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge

£2.00 (DMD 218)

A yellow funny badge about splitting the bill

Available from 1st October

We're Splitting the Bill Badge

£2.00 (DMD 219)

Available from 1st October

I Love Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 22)

Available from 1st October

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

Available from 1st October

Merry Shitmas Badge

£2.00 (DMD 222)

Available from 1st October

Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 223)

Available from 1st October

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge

£2.00 (DMD 224)

Available from 1st October

Festive Fuckwit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 225)

Available from 1st October

Festive AF Badge

£2.00 (DMD 226)

Available from 1st October

Another Fucking Offensive Badge

£2.00 (DMD 227)

Available from 1st October

I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge

£2.00 (DMD 228)

Available from 1st October

Merry Cunting Badge

£2.00 (DMD 229)

A rainbow patterned badge with text in the middle reading Totally gay

Available from 1st October

Totally Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 230)

A rainbow patterned badge with bold text in the middle reading Yasss Queen

Available from 1st October

Yasss Queen Badge

£2.00 (DMD 231)

A funny badge reading Wake up alcohol repeat!

Available from 1st October

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 232)

A funny badge with white text reading Gin soaked lush

Available from 1st October

Gin Soaked Lush Badge

£2.00 (DMD 233)

A rude badge reading Everyone thinks you're a cunt

Available from 1st October

Everyone Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 234)

A bright light green badge with white horror dripping text with a black outline that reads Creepy weirdo

Available from 1st October

Creepy Weirdo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 235)

A yellow badge reading I'm that slut from Grindr

Available from 1st October

I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge

£2.00 (DMD 236)

A lgbt badge with multicoloured text reading #totes masc

Available from 1st October

Totes Masc Badge

£2.00 (DMD 237)

A funny rude badge with white text reading porn star

Available from 1st October

Porn Star Badge

£2.00 (DMD 238)

A funny badge reading My favourite food group is wine

Available from 1st October

My Favourite Food Group is Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 240)

Available from 1st October

Jingle Bollocks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 242)

A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker

Available from 1st October

Office Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 244)

A rude badge with the text fuckpig

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 246)

A funny badge about satisfying farts

Available from 1st October

Satisfying Fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 248)

A funny badge reading Chin up dear! All of them

Available from 1st October

Chin Up Dear Badge

£2.00 (DMD 247)

A white badge reading A smile a day keeps the wankers away

Available from 1st October

Smile a Day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 249)

A black badge with multicolour text reading Hello You!

Available from 1st October

Hello You! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 251)

A badge reading Trust me I'm a unicorn

Available from 1st October

Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge

£2.00 (DMD 252)

A badge featuring text I'm happy

Available from 1st October

I'm Happy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 253)

A white badge reading Have you had your wank today? in black

Available from 1st October

Had You Wank Today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 254)

I white badge reading I love cats

Available from 1st October

I Love My Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 255)

A white badge reading Today is a lovely day for you to fuck off

Available from 1st October

Today Is A Lovely Day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 256)

This badge reads Hello my name is sick of your shit

Available from 1st October

Hello My Name Is Badge

£2.00 (DMD 257)

A rainbow pattern badge reading Love is Love in white

Available from 1st October

Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 258)

A blue badge featuring pink text reading OMG

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 260)

A badge reading Send nudes

Available from 1st October

Send Nudes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 261)

This badge features text reading Too fabulous to give a fuck

Available from 1st October

Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 262)

An orange badge featuring white text reading Pumpkin spice wanker

Available from 1st October

Pumpkin Spice Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 264)

Available from 1st October

Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Badge

Available from 1st October

Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge

£2.00 (DMD 265)

Available from 1st October

Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 267)

A purple badge featuring muticoloured text reading I've run out of wine!

Available from 1st October

Run Out Of Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 270)

Available from 1st October

Make The Yuletide Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 269)

A badge reading 8 out of 10 cats think you're a cunt

Available from 1st October

8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 271)

A leopard print pattered badge covered with text reading Total Slag

Available from 1st October

Total Slag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 272)

This badge features a blue background with text reading Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see

Available from 1st October

I Can't See Badge

£2.00 (DMD 273)

A green badge with white text reading Did I tell you I was vegan?

Available from 1st October

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Badge

£2.00 (DMD 274)

A yellow badge with black text reading Slide into my DMs

Available from 1st October

Slide Into My DMs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 275)

A black badge with white and yellow text reading Don't @ me

Available from 1st October

Don't @ Me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 276)

A red badge with white text reading Needy attention sponge

Available from 1st October

Needy Attention Sponge Badge

£2.00 (DMD 277)

A red badge with white text reading Daddy Issues

Available from 1st October

Daddy Issues Badge

£2.00 (DMD 278)

This badge features a picture of loo roll reading I survived the great loo roll shortage of 2020

Available from 1st October

I Survived The Loo Roll Shortage Badge

£2.00 (DMD 279)

Available from 1st October

This Season Go Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 28)

A black badge featuring white text that reads TikTok twat

Available from 1st October

TikTok Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 280)

This badge features a rainbow and black text above reading Have a nice gay

Available from 1st October

Have A Nice Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 281)

This badge features text that reads Shit happens It mostly comes out of your mouth

Available from 1st October

Shit Happens Badge

£2.00 (DMD 282)

This black badge features white capital text reading I hate my boss

Available from 1st October

I Hate My Boss Badge

£2.00 (DMD 283)

A pink badge with the text Go Fuck Yourself (in pink)

Available from 1st October

Go Fuck Yourself In Pink Badge

£2.00 (DMD 284)

This badge has a pink background and has very tiny text in the middle reading nosey cunt

Available from 1st October

Nosey C**t Badge

£2.00 (DMD 286)

This Christmas badge features simple white text that reads Bollocks! It's that Christmas again.

Available from 1st October

Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge

£2.00 (DMD 288)

This Christmas badge features bold white text reading Santa's Little Wanker over a red background

Available from 1st October

Santa's Little Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 289)

Available from 1st October

All I Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Badge

£2.00 (DMD 29)

This badge features black text reading I don't have the energy for people today on a white hexagon surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern

Available from 1st October

I don't have the energy for people today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 290)

This badge features smart black text reading I'm craving dick on a white circle surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern

Available from 1st October

I'm craving dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 291)

This badge features bold black lower case text reading Fancy the pub?

Available from 1st October

Fancy the pub? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 292)

This badge reads Today's advice don't be a dickhead

Available from 1st October

Please don't be a dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 293)

This badge has a rainbow pattern exploding from the centre with curvy white text over the top reading Good vibes only!

Available from 1st October

Good vibes only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 294)

This badge features a white splat on a red background. Simple black text on top reads Lube me up!

Available from 1st October

Lube me up! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 295)

This badge has the pattern of the progress pride flag

Available from 1st October

Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 296)

A dark blue badge with rounded lower case text that reads The older I get the more I forget what I'm supposed to not give a fuck about

Available from 1st October

The older I get Badge

£2.00 (DMD 298)

A red badge with rounded white lower case text that reads When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

Available from 1st October

When people say I'm rude Badge

£2.00 (DMD 299)

This white badge has large blue and red capital letters spelling out World's best arsehole!

Available from 1st October

World's Best Arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 297)

A bright yellow badge with rounded pink and blue text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful Fuck You!

Available from 1st October

Cheerful fuck you Badge

£2.00 (DMD 300)

A white badge with a half rainbow and underneath bold rounded black text that reads Proud as fuck.

Available from 1st October

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 301)

A pale pink and blue badge with slanted text reading the pronouns They Them

Available from 1st October

They / Them Pronouns LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 302)

A pink and purple badge with slanted text reading the pronouns He Him

Available from 1st October

He / Him Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 303)

A dark pink and cyane badge with slanted text reading the pronouns She Her

Available from 1st October

She / Her Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 304)

A bright coloured badge with a rainbow coloured pattern from the centre. Black outlined rounded white text reads Fucking fabulous

Available from 1st October

Fucking Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 305)

A bright orange badge with capitalised pink rounded text that reads I take no shit and give no fucks

Available from 1st October

Take no shit and give no fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 306)

A white badge with rounded lower case green and red text that reads Jingle my balls

Available from 1st October

Jingle my balls Badge

£2.00 (DMD 307)

A black Christmas badge with white, red and green rounded text reading Festive jumper wanker

Available from 1st October

Festive jumper wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 308)

A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas

Available from 1st October

Camp as Christmas Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 309)

A red and green striped Christmas badge with bold white text in the middle reading I'm on Santa's cunt list

Available from 1st October

Santa's cunt list Badge

£2.00 (DMD 311)

A red, white and green Christmas badge with a black band across the middle. Rounded white text inside the band reads Merry kiss my ass

Available from 1st October

Merry kiss my ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 310)

A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho

Available from 1st October

Ho fucking ho Badge

£2.00 (DMD 312)

A Christmas badge with a picture a of festive wreath overlaid with rounded white text that reads Christmas Wanker

Available from 1st October

Christmas Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 313)

A bight red and white Christmas badge with white and green rounded text that reads Merry Christmas everyone! Except you dickhead

Available from 1st October

Except you dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 315)

Available from 1st October

Christmas full of gin Badge

£2.00 (DMD 314)

A bright red badge with a white snowflake pattern. Black outlined white text reads I've a huge festive package just for you

Available from 1st October

Festive package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 316)

A rainbow striped badge with a shite circle in the middle. Black and pink rounded text in the circle reads Sounds gay, I'm in!

Available from 1st October

Sounds gay I'm in Badge

£2.00 (DMD 317)

Available from 1st October

Leave me the fuck alone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 318)

A dark blue badge with white text in the centre that reads crypto wanker aside a downward heading red graph line

Available from 1st October

Crypto Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 319)

Available from 1st October

Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 32)

A badge displaying the non binary flag with the colour stripes from top to bottom as yellow, white, purple and black

Available from 1st October

Non Binary Badge

£2.00 (DMD 320)

A dark purple badge with rounded multicolour text that reads Bloody amazing human being

Available from 1st October

Bloody amazing human Badge

£2.00 (DMD 322)

A badge with the progress pride colours in starburst overlaid with white text that reads Queer AF

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 321)

A bright red and blue badge with white slanted text that reads Less humans more dogs

Available from 1st October

Less humans more dogs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 324)

A badge displaying the trans flag with the colour stripes from top to bottom as blue, pink, white, pink, blue

Available from 1st October

Trans pride Badge

£2.00 (DMD 325)

A white badge with bold black rounded text in the middle the reads Full time cunt

Available from 1st October

Full time cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 327)

A yellow badge with bold rounded text that reads I hate everyone

Available from 1st October

I hate everyone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 328)

A white black and red striped badge with complimentary straight text that reads Fuck this that you off

Available from 1st October

Fuck this that you off Badge

£2.00 (DMD 329)

Available from 1st October

Why Wait... Masturbate Badge

£2.00 (DMD 33)

A badge with a close up pattern of pink flowers overlayered with fancy rounded text that reads Fuck off

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 330)

A badge with the progress pride rainbow flag stripes with a black box. Rainbow coloured text inside the box reads LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+

Available from 1st October

£2.00 (DMD 332)

A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat

Available from 1st October

12th day of Badge

£2.00 (DMD 333)

A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads Merry whatever arsehole

Available from 1st October

Merry whatever arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 334)

A bright yellow badge with bold lower case red and black text that reads What shall I overthink about today

Available from 1st October

What shall I overthink about today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 335)

A rainbow patterned badge with white and black text in the middle that reads Hello I'm Gay

Available from 1st October

Hello I'm gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 336)

A dark blue badge with rounded white text in the middle that reads Please keep all the stupid people away from me today

Available from 1st October

Stupid people away from me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 337)

An orange pink and red badge with bold black outlined white text in the middle that reads Bored as fuck

Available from 1st October

Bored as fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 338)

A bright yellow badge with bold rounded deep pink and blue text that reads Never act your age

Available from 1st October

Never act your age Badge

£2.00 (DMD 339)

Available from 1st October

Gay Mafia Badge

£2.00 (DMD 35)

<br> This deep pink badge has rounded white text outlined in black that reads Fancy a shag

Available from 1st October

Fancy A Shag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 37)

A bright blue badge with lowercase pink text with a white outline that reads Birthday slapper

Available from 1st October

Birthday Slapper Badge

£2.00 (DMD 38)

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Fun, Rude Gifts and Wrapping Paper

Looking for those little extras for Christmas & birthday gifts or other occasions throughout the year? We’ve got you covered, from rude and funny coasters, to travel gifts like luggage tags and keyrings. Remember the wrapping paper too, with a selection of Christmas and birthday wrap with an original twist!