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Available from 22nd September
Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 04)

Available from 22nd September
Slut Of The Skies Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 01)

Available from 22nd September
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 05)

Available from 22nd September
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 07)

Available from 22nd September
Knob Jockey Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 09)
Sold Out

Available from 22nd September
I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Badge
£2.00 GBP

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Santa Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 104)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Geeks Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 106)

Available from 22nd September
I Love My Penis Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 108)

Available from 22nd September
I Need My Caffeine Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 11)

Available from 22nd September
Go Fuck Yourself! Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 112)

Available from 22nd September
The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 110)

Available from 22nd September
You Big Twunt Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 114)

Available from 22nd September
I'm A Big Man Whore Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 116)
This light pink badge has simple childish white lettering in the middle that reads Baby on board

Available from 22nd September
Baby On Board Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 118)

Available from 22nd September
Office Slut Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 12)
A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes.  Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits

Available from 22nd September
Tinsel Tits Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 122)

Available from 22nd September
ISuck Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 123)

Available from 22nd September
Gay Icon Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 124)

Available from 22nd September
I Shit Rainbows Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 126)

Available from 22nd September
Get Your Shit Together Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 127)
A light and dark starburst pattern pink badge with bold white text outlined in black that reads Bridezilla

Available from 22nd September
Bridezilla Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 128)

Available from 22nd September
Keep Calm And Suck Cock Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 130)
This badge has a blue and dark blue starburst pattern with rounded yellow capitalised text in the middle that reads Bored and horny

Available from 22nd September
Bored And Horny Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 136)
A deep pink badge with white rounded capitalised text that reads Bum slut

Available from 22nd September
Bum Slut Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 137)

Available from 22nd September
My Life Is One Big #EpicFail Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 138)

Available from 22nd September
Man Slag Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 139)

Available from 22nd September
I Hate My Job Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 14)
This dark pink badge has a deep red band across the middle in which are white lower case text that reads Fuck me senseless

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Me Senseless Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 140)

Available from 22nd September
I Hate Pigeons Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 141)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Helvetica Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 147)

Available from 22nd September
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 148)
A mild pink badge with blue and yellow capitalised bold text that reads Bitch I'm fabulous

Available from 22nd September
Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 149)
This badge has a red outline to a white 50 pence piece shape.  Simple black text in the middle reads 50p a snog

Available from 22nd September
50p A Snog Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 150)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Gays Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 15)

Available from 22nd September
Xmas Is So Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 154)

Available from 22nd September
Where's My Present Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 156)

Available from 22nd September
Team Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 158)

Available from 22nd September
Master Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 16)

Available from 22nd September
Suck My Dick Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 160)

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 166)
A funny dark purple badge with bold square white text that reads Tiny penis above a white arrow pointing downwards
Sold Out

Available from 22nd September
Tiny Penis Badge
£2.00 GBP

Available from 22nd September
Slave Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 17)

Available from 22nd September
Camel Toe Alert Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 171)

Available from 22nd September
Kiss My Furry Muff Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 176)

Available from 22nd September
Clowns Scare Me Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 179)

Available from 22nd September
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 18)

Available from 22nd September
Santa Isn't Real Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 181)
A bright deep pink funny badge with yellow square bold text that reads #Selfie Whore

Available from 22nd September
#Selfie Whore Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 182)

Available from 22nd September
Big Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 183)

Available from 22nd September
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 187)
A deep pink badge with bold white capitalised text reading Coffee and lower case light yellow text that reads Slut

Available from 22nd September
Coffee Slut Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 189)

Available from 22nd September
Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 191)

Available from 22nd September
Nice Package Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 192)
A black badge with bold white text that blends down to yellow that reads Muscle slut

Available from 22nd September
Muscle Slut Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 193)

Available from 22nd September
Let's Instagram This Shit! Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 194)

Available from 22nd September
Fuckity Arseholes Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 197)

Available from 22nd September
You Sir Are A Knob Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 196)

Available from 22nd September
Help! Please Send Wine Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 199)
This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple

Available from 22nd September
Cabin Crew Queen Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 20)

Available from 22nd September
Mums Kick Ass Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 200)
a badge with the text Dads kick ass

Available from 22nd September
Dads Kick Ass Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 201)

Available from 22nd September
I Need A Poo Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 204)

Available from 22nd September
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 205)

Available from 22nd September
Let's Fuck This Shit Up Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 206)
A rude badge reading Moody emo twat

Available from 22nd September
Moody Emo Twat Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 208)
A funny badge reading What the actual fuck?

Available from 22nd September
What The Actual Fuck Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 209)
A funny badge reading Wake up be fabulous repeat!

Available from 22nd September
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 211)
A blue badge with text reading Prosecco princess

Available from 22nd September
Prosecco Princess Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 213)
A funny badge about having an epic poo

Available from 22nd September
I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 214)
A funny white badge reading Ginoholic

Available from 22nd September
Ginoholic Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 216)
A funny badge reading I'm that slut from tinder

Available from 22nd September
I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 218)
A yellow funny badge about splitting the bill

Available from 22nd September
We're Splitting the Bill Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 219)

Available from 22nd September
I Love Tits Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 22)

Available from 22nd September
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 220)

Available from 22nd September
Merry Shitmas Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 222)

Available from 22nd September
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 224)

Available from 22nd September
Festive Fuckwit Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 225)

Available from 22nd September
Festive AF Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 226)

Available from 22nd September
Another Fucking Offensive Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 227)

Available from 22nd September
Merry Cunting Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 229)
A rainbow patterned badge with text in the middle reading Totally gay

Available from 22nd September
Totally Gay Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 230)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold text in the middle reading Yasss Queen

Available from 22nd September
Yasss Queen Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 231)
A funny badge reading Wake up alcohol repeat!

Available from 22nd September
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 232)
A funny badge with white text reading Gin soaked lush

Available from 22nd September
Gin Soaked Lush Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 233)
A bright light green badge with white horror dripping text with a black outline that reads Creepy weirdo

Available from 22nd September
Creepy Weirdo Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 235)
A yellow badge reading I'm that slut from Grindr

Available from 22nd September
I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 236)
A lgbt badge with multicoloured text reading #totes masc

Available from 22nd September
Totes Masc Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 237)
A funny rude badge with white text reading porn star

Available from 22nd September
Porn Star Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 238)

Available from 22nd September
Jingle Bollocks Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 242)
A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker

Available from 22nd September
Office Wanker Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 244)
A rude badge with the text fuckpig

Available from 22nd September
Fuckpig Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 246)
A funny badge about satisfying farts

Available from 22nd September
Satisfying Fart Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 248)
A funny badge reading Chin up dear! All of them

Available from 22nd September
Chin Up Dear Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 247)
A white badge reading A smile a day keeps the wankers away

Available from 22nd September
Smile a Day Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 249)
A black badge with multicolour text reading Hello You!

Available from 22nd September
Hello You! Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 251)
A badge reading Trust me I'm a unicorn

Available from 22nd September
Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 252)
A badge featuring text I'm happy

Available from 22nd September
I'm Happy Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 253)
A white badge reading Have you had your wank today? in black

Available from 22nd September
Had You Wank Today Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 254)
I white badge reading I love cats

Available from 22nd September
I Love My Cats Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 255)