PLEASE NOTE: Only full price cards are available. Gifts and sale items will be back in stock Sunday 22nd September.

All Gifts

Available from 22nd September

Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 01)

Available from 22nd September

Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 03)

Available from 22nd September

Office Slut Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 39)

Available from 22nd September

Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 42)

Available from 22nd September

When In Doubt Brew Up Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 65)

Available from 22nd September

I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 81)

Available from 22nd September

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 83)

Available from 22nd September

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 91)

Available from 22nd September

Union Jack Blue Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 05)

Available from 22nd September

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 06)

Available from 22nd September

Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 12)

Available from 22nd September

The World Is Your Oyster Blue Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 08)

Available from 22nd September

Save Water Drink Wine Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 19)

Available from 22nd September

Keep Calm And Suck Cock Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 20)

Available from 22nd September

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 22)

Available from 22nd September

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 23)

Available from 22nd September

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 24)

Available from 22nd September

You Would Not Believe Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 25)

Available from 22nd September

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 28)

Available from 22nd September

You Should The Length Of My Commute Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 30)

Available from 22nd September

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 31)

Available from 22nd September

Fuck Trains (and Buses) Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 33)

Available from 22nd September

Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 35)

Available from 22nd September

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 36)

Available from 22nd September

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 37)

Available from 22nd September

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 38)

Available from 22nd September

I Shit Rainbows Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 39)

Available from 22nd September

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 40)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Available from 22nd September

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 136)

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

Available from 22nd September

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 191)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Available from 22nd September

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 29)

Available from 22nd September

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 37)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

Available from 22nd September

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 65)

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Available from 22nd September

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 68)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

Available from 22nd September

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP

A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font

Available from 22nd September

Time For A Brew Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 80)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Available from 22nd September

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 84)

Available from 22nd September

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 98)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Available from 22nd September

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 99)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white 3D, doodling style font

Available from 22nd September

Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 101)

A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Please note you are a dick head

Available from 22nd September

You Are A Dick Head Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 116)

Available from 22nd September

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 27)

Available from 22nd September

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 28)

Available from 22nd September

This Season Go Gay Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 06)

Available from 22nd September

You Too Can Be A Wanker Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 12)

Available from 22nd September

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 14)

Available from 22nd September

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 34)

Available from 22nd September

I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 40)

Available from 22nd September

Champagne Is The Answer Keyring

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 41)

A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing

Available from 22nd September

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 106)

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Available from 22nd September

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 108)

A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks

Available from 22nd September

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 123)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Available from 22nd September

Beer I Love You Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 130)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

Available from 22nd September

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 129)

A lavender coloured coaster with a retro-style photo of a doctor wearing a head mirror

Available from 22nd September

Don't Listen To Your Doctor. Get Drunk Instead! Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 133)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Available from 22nd September

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 135)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

Available from 22nd September

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 141)

Available from 22nd September

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 153)

Available from 22nd September

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 173)

Available from 22nd September

A Smile A Day Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 177)

Available from 22nd September

Gin Snob Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 176)

Available from 22nd September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 33)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol

Available from 22nd September

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 52)

A coaster with a retro illustration of a man holding a drink

Available from 22nd September

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 70)

An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

Available from 22nd September

I Think It's Time For Champagne Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 71)

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

Available from 22nd September

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 86)

A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Queer as fuck

Available from 22nd September

Queer as fuck Pen

£1.25 GBP £2.75 GBP (PEN 82)

A bright white coaster with a black outline around the edge

Available from 22nd September

Nobody Cares About Your Drama Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 115)

Available from 22nd September

Coaster Cat Says Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP

Available from 22nd September

Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 04)

Available from 22nd September

Slut Of The Skies Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 01)

Available from 22nd September

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 05)

Available from 22nd September

Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 07)

Available from 22nd September

Knob Jockey Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 09)

Available from 22nd September

I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Badge

Available from 22nd September

Fuck Santa Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 104)

Available from 22nd September

I Love Geeks Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 106)

Available from 22nd September

I Love My Penis Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 108)

Available from 22nd September

I Need My Caffeine Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 11)

Available from 22nd September

Go Fuck Yourself! Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 112)

Available from 22nd September

The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 110)

Available from 22nd September

You Big Twunt Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 114)

Available from 22nd September

I'm A Big Man Whore Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 116)

This light pink badge has simple childish white lettering in the middle that reads Baby on board

Available from 22nd September

Baby On Board Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 118)

Available from 22nd September

Office Slut Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 12)

Available from 22nd September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 120)

A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes. Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits

Available from 22nd September

Tinsel Tits Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 122)

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 123)

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 124)

Available from 22nd September

I Shit Rainbows Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 126)

Available from 22nd September

Get Your Shit Together Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 127)

A light and dark starburst pattern pink badge with bold white text outlined in black that reads Bridezilla

Available from 22nd September

Bridezilla Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 128)

Available from 22nd September

Keep Calm And Suck Cock Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 130)

This badge has a blue and dark blue starburst pattern with rounded yellow capitalised text in the middle that reads Bored and horny

Available from 22nd September

Bored And Horny Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 136)

A deep pink badge with white rounded capitalised text that reads Bum slut

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 137)

Available from 22nd September

My Life Is One Big #EpicFail Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 138)

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 139)

Available from 22nd September

I Hate My Job Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 14)

This dark pink badge has a deep red band across the middle in which are white lower case text that reads Fuck me senseless

Available from 22nd September

Fuck Me Senseless Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 140)

Available from 22nd September

I Hate Pigeons Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 141)

Available from 22nd September

I Love Helvetica Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 147)

Available from 22nd September

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 148)

A mild pink badge with blue and yellow capitalised bold text that reads Bitch I'm fabulous

Available from 22nd September

Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 149)

This badge has a red outline to a white 50 pence piece shape. Simple black text in the middle reads 50p a snog

Available from 22nd September

50p A Snog Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 150)

Available from 22nd September

I Love Gays Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 15)

Available from 22nd September

Xmas Is So Gay Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 154)

Available from 22nd September

Where's My Present Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 156)

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 158)

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 16)

Available from 22nd September

Suck My Dick Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 160)

Available from 22nd September

Where Are My Pills And Alcohol Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 165)

Available from 22nd September

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 166)

Available from 22nd September

Ladies, Please Contain Your Orgasms Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 167)

A funny dark purple badge with bold square white text that reads Tiny penis above a white arrow pointing downwards

Available from 22nd September

Tiny Penis Badge

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 17)

Available from 22nd September

Camel Toe Alert Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 171)

Available from 22nd September

I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 175)

Available from 22nd September

Kiss My Furry Muff Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 176)

Available from 22nd September

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 177)

Available from 22nd September

Clowns Scare Me Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 179)

Available from 22nd September

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 18)

Available from 22nd September

Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 180)

Available from 22nd September

Santa Isn't Real Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 181)

A bright deep pink funny badge with yellow square bold text that reads #Selfie Whore

Available from 22nd September

#Selfie Whore Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 182)

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 183)

Available from 22nd September

Flash Your Gusset It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 185)

Available from 22nd September

Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 186)

Available from 22nd September

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 187)

Available from 22nd September

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 188)

A deep pink badge with bold white capitalised text reading Coffee and lower case light yellow text that reads Slut

Available from 22nd September

Coffee Slut Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 189)

Available from 22nd September

Warning - This Badge Is Fucking Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 190)

Available from 22nd September

Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 191)

Available from 22nd September

Nice Package Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 192)

A black badge with bold white text that blends down to yellow that reads Muscle slut

Available from 22nd September

Muscle Slut Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 193)

Available from 22nd September

Let's Instagram This Shit! Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 194)

Available from 22nd September

Fuckity Arseholes Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 197)

Available from 22nd September

You Sir Are A Knob Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 196)

Available from 22nd September

Help! Please Send Wine Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 199)

This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple

Available from 22nd September

Cabin Crew Queen Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 20)

Available from 22nd September

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 200)

a badge with the text Dads kick ass

Available from 22nd September

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 201)

Available from 22nd September

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 202)

Available from 22nd September

I Need A Poo Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 204)

Available from 22nd September

Gayer Than Kylie Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 205)

Available from 22nd September

Let's Fuck This Shit Up Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 206)

A rude badge reading Moody emo twat

Available from 22nd September

Moody Emo Twat Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 208)

A funny badge reading What the actual fuck?

Available from 22nd September

What The Actual Fuck Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 209)

A funny badge reading Wake up be fabulous repeat!

Available from 22nd September

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 211)

A white badge with text reading Don't blame me I voted remain

Available from 22nd September

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 212)

A blue badge with text reading Prosecco princess

Available from 22nd September

Prosecco Princess Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 213)

A funny badge about having an epic poo

Available from 22nd September

I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 214)

A funny white badge reading Ginoholic

Available from 22nd September

Ginoholic Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 216)

A funny badge reading I'm that slut from tinder

Available from 22nd September

I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 218)

A yellow funny badge about splitting the bill

Available from 22nd September

We're Splitting the Bill Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 219)

Available from 22nd September

I Love Tits Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 22)

Available from 22nd September

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 220)

Available from 22nd September

Merry Shitmas Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 222)

Available from 22nd September

Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 223)

Available from 22nd September

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 224)

Available from 22nd September

Festive Fuckwit Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 225)

Available from 22nd September

Festive AF Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 226)

Available from 22nd September

Another Fucking Offensive Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 227)

Available from 22nd September

I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 228)

Available from 22nd September

Merry Cunting Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 229)

A rainbow patterned badge with text in the middle reading Totally gay

Available from 22nd September

Totally Gay Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 230)

A rainbow patterned badge with bold text in the middle reading Yasss Queen

Available from 22nd September

Yasss Queen Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 231)

A funny badge reading Wake up alcohol repeat!

Available from 22nd September

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 232)

A funny badge with white text reading Gin soaked lush

Available from 22nd September

Gin Soaked Lush Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 233)

A rude badge reading Everyone thinks you're a cunt

Available from 22nd September

Everyone Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 234)

A bright light green badge with white horror dripping text with a black outline that reads Creepy weirdo

Available from 22nd September

Creepy Weirdo Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 235)

A yellow badge reading I'm that slut from Grindr

Available from 22nd September

I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 236)

A lgbt badge with multicoloured text reading #totes masc

Available from 22nd September

Totes Masc Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 237)

A funny rude badge with white text reading porn star

Available from 22nd September

Porn Star Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 238)

Available from 22nd September

You Know Your Old When All Your Friends Stink Of Piss Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 24)

A funny badge reading My favourite food group is wine

Available from 22nd September

My Favourite Food Group is Wine Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 240)

Available from 22nd September

Jingle Bollocks Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 242)

A white funny badge with black text reading office wanker

Available from 22nd September

Office Wanker Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 244)

A rude badge with the text fuckpig

Available from 22nd September

£2.00 GBP (DMD 246)

A funny badge about satisfying farts

Available from 22nd September

Satisfying Fart Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 248)

A funny badge reading Chin up dear! All of them

Available from 22nd September

Chin Up Dear Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 247)

A white badge reading A smile a day keeps the wankers away

Available from 22nd September

Smile a Day Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 249)

A black badge with multicolour text reading Hello You!

Available from 22nd September

Hello You! Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 251)

A badge reading Trust me I'm a unicorn

Available from 22nd September

Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 252)

A badge featuring text I'm happy

Available from 22nd September

I'm Happy Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 253)

A white badge reading Have you had your wank today? in black

Available from 22nd September

Had You Wank Today Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 254)

I white badge reading I love cats

Available from 22nd September

I Love My Cats Badge

£2.00 GBP (DMD 255)