All Gifts

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Office Slut Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 39)

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Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 42)

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I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 81)

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That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

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Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

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Union Jack Blue Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 05)

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Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

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Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 12)

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Save Water Drink Wine Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 19)

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Keep Calm And Suck Cock Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 20)

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Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

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It Must Be True Wallet

You Would Not Believe Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 25)

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I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 28)

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You Should The Length Of My Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 30)

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Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

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Fuck Trains (and Buses) Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 33)

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Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 35)

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Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

I Shit Rainbows Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 39)

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May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

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Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

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Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

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Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

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Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

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I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

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Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

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Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white 3D, doodling style font

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Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)

A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Please note you are a dick head

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You Are A Dick Head Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 116)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

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Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)

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You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

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You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

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I Need My Fucking Caffeine Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 14)

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Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)

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I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 40)

A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing

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Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 106)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

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Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

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Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks

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OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

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World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 129)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

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Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

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Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

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May You Live Long and Never Smell of Wee Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 145)

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You're a Massive Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 150)

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Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

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Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25

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Only My Cat Understands Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

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Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up

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Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects

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Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol

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Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.25 £3.25

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

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Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

A bright white coaster with a black outline around the edge

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Nobody Cares About Your Drama Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 115)

A yellow coaster with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman

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May This Day Be Filled With Joy Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 72)

Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 04)

Slut Of The Skies Badge

£2.00 (DMD 01)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge

£2.00 (DMD 05)

Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge

I Love My Penis Badge

£2.00 (DMD 108)

I Need My Caffeine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 11)

Go Fuck Yourself! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 112)

The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge

£2.00 (DMD 110)

You Big Twunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 114)

I'm A Big Man Whore Badge

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

I Shit Rainbows Badge

£2.00 (DMD 126)

Get Your Shit Together Badge

£2.00 (DMD 127)

A light and dark starburst pattern pink badge with bold white text outlined in black that reads Bridezilla

Bridezilla Badge

£2.00 (DMD 128)

This badge has a blue and dark blue starburst pattern with rounded yellow capitalised text in the middle that reads Bored and horny

Bored And Horny Badge

£2.00 (DMD 136)

A deep pink badge with white rounded capitalised text that reads Bum slut

Bum Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 137)

My Life Is One Big #EpicFail Badge

Fuck Me Senseless Badge

£2.00 (DMD 140)

I Hate Pigeons Badge

£2.00 (DMD 141)

I Love Helvetica Badge

£2.00 (DMD 147)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 148)

A mild pink badge with blue and yellow capitalised bold text that reads Bitch I'm fabulous

Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge

Where's My Present Badge

Where Are My Pills And Alcohol Badge

£2.00 (DMD 165)

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 166)

Ladies, Please Contain Your Orgasms Badge

£2.00 (DMD 167)

Slave Badge

£2.00 (DMD 17)

Camel Toe Alert Badge

£2.00 (DMD 171)

I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge

£2.00 (DMD 175)

Kiss My Furry Muff Badge

£2.00 (DMD 176)

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Badge

£2.00 (DMD 177)

Clowns Scare Me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 179)

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Badge

£2.00 (DMD 18)

Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 180)

Santa Isn't Real Badge

Flash Your Gusset It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 185)

Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 186)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 188)

A deep pink badge with bold white capitalised text reading Coffee and lower case light yellow text that reads Slut

Coffee Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 189)

Warning - This Badge Is Fucking Badge

£2.00 (DMD 190)

Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge

Let's Instagram This Shit! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 194)

Fuckity Arseholes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 197)

You Sir Are A Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 196)

Help! Please Send Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 199)

This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple

Cabin Crew Queen Badge

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 202)

I Need A Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 204)

Gayer Than Kylie Badge

£2.00 (DMD 205)

Let's Fuck This Shit Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 206)

Moody Emo Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 208)

A funny badge reading What the actual fuck?

What The Actual Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 209)

A funny badge reading Wake up be fabulous repeat!

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 211)

A white badge with text reading Don't blame me I voted remain

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge

£2.00 (DMD 212)

A blue badge with text reading Prosecco princess

Prosecco Princess Badge

£2.00 (DMD 213)

I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 214)

Ginoholic Badge

£2.00 (DMD 216)

A funny badge reading I'm that slut from tinder

I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge

£2.00 (DMD 218)

A yellow funny badge about splitting the bill

We're Splitting the Bill Badge

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00

Merry Shitmas Badge

£2.00 (DMD 222)

Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 223)

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge

£2.00 (DMD 224)

Festive Fuckwit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 225)

Festive AF Badge

£2.00 (DMD 226)

Another Fucking Offensive Badge

£2.00 (DMD 227)

I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 232)

A funny badge with white text reading Gin soaked lush

Gin Soaked Lush Badge

£2.00 (DMD 233)

A rude badge reading Everyone thinks you're a cunt

Everyone Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 234)

A bright light green badge with white horror dripping text with a black outline that reads Creepy weirdo

Creepy Weirdo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 235)

A yellow badge reading I'm that slut from Grindr

I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge

My Favourite Food Group is Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 240)

Jingle Bollocks Badge

Satisfying Fart Badge

Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge

£2.00 (DMD 252)

I'm Happy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 253)

A white badge reading Have you had your wank today? in black

Had You Wank Today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 254)

I Love My Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 255)

A white badge reading Today is a lovely day for you to fuck off

Today Is A Lovely Day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 256)

This badge reads Hello my name is sick of your shit

Hello My Name Is Badge

£2.00 (DMD 257)

A rainbow pattern badge reading Love is Love in white

Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge

Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 262)

An orange badge featuring white text reading Pumpkin spice wanker

Pumpkin Spice Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 264)

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Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Badge

£2.00

Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge

£2.00 (DMD 265)

Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 267)

A purple badge featuring muticoloured text reading I've run out of wine!

Run Out Of Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 270)

Make The Yuletide Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 269)

A badge reading 8 out of 10 cats think you're a cunt

8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Badge

£2.00 (DMD 274)

A yellow badge with black text reading Slide into my DMs

Slide Into My DMs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 275)

A black badge with white and yellow text reading Don't @ me

Don't @ Me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 276)

A red badge with white text reading Needy attention sponge

Needy Attention Sponge Badge

£2.00 (DMD 277)

A red badge with white text reading Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues Badge

£2.00 (DMD 278)

This badge features a picture of loo roll reading I survived the great loo roll shortage of 2020

I Survived The Loo Roll Shortage Badge

£2.00 (DMD 279)

This Season Go Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 28)

A black badge featuring white text that reads TikTok twat

TikTok Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 280)

This badge features a rainbow and black text above reading Have a nice gay

Have A Nice Gay Badge

Go Fuck Yourself In Pink Badge

£2.00 (DMD 284)

This badge has a pink background and has very tiny text in the middle reading nosey cunt

Nosey C**t Badge

£2.00 (DMD 286)

This Christmas badge features simple white text that reads Bollocks! It's that Christmas again.

Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge

£2.00 (DMD 288)

This Christmas badge features bold white text reading Santa's Little Wanker over a red background

Santa's Little Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 289)

All I Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Badge

£2.00 (DMD 29)

This badge features black text reading I don't have the energy for people today on a white hexagon surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern

I don't have the energy for people today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 290)

This badge features smart black text reading I'm craving dick on a white circle surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern

I'm craving dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 291)

This badge features bold black lower case text reading Fancy the pub?

Fancy the pub? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 292)

This badge reads Today's advice don't be a dickhead

Please don't be a dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 293)

This badge has a rainbow pattern exploding from the centre with curvy white text over the top reading Good vibes only!

Good vibes only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 294)

This badge features a white splat on a red background. Simple black text on top reads Lube me up!

Lube me up! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 295)

This badge has the pattern of the progress pride flag

Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 296)

A dark blue badge with rounded lower case text that reads The older I get the more I forget what I'm supposed to not give a fuck about

The older I get Badge

£2.00 (DMD 298)

A red badge with rounded white lower case text that reads When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

When people say I'm rude Badge

£2.00 (DMD 299)

This white badge has large blue and red capital letters spelling out World's best arsehole!

World's Best Arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 297)

A bright yellow badge with rounded pink and blue text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful Fuck You!

Cheerful fuck you Badge

£2.00 (DMD 300)

A white badge with a half rainbow and underneath bold rounded black text that reads Proud as fuck.

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 301)

A pale pink and blue badge with slanted text reading the pronouns They Them

They / Them Pronouns LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 302)

A pink and purple badge with slanted text reading the pronouns He Him

He / Him Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 303)

A dark pink and cyane badge with slanted text reading the pronouns She Her

She / Her Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 304)

A bright coloured badge with a rainbow coloured pattern from the centre. Black outlined rounded white text reads Fucking fabulous

Fucking Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 305)

A bright orange badge with capitalised pink rounded text that reads I take no shit and give no fucks

Take no shit and give no fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 306)

A white badge with rounded lower case green and red text that reads Jingle my balls

Jingle my balls Badge

£2.00 (DMD 307)

A black Christmas badge with white, red and green rounded text reading Festive jumper wanker

Festive jumper wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 308)

A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas

Camp as Christmas Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 309)

A red and green striped Christmas badge with bold white text in the middle reading I'm on Santa's cunt list

Santa's cunt list Badge

£2.00 (DMD 311)

A red, white and green Christmas badge with a black band across the middle. Rounded white text inside the band reads Merry kiss my ass

Merry kiss my ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 310)

A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho

Ho fucking ho Badge

£2.00 (DMD 312)

A Christmas badge with a picture a of festive wreath overlaid with rounded white text that reads Christmas Wanker

Christmas Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 313)

A bight red and white Christmas badge with white and green rounded text that reads Merry Christmas everyone! Except you dickhead

Except you dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 315)

Christmas full of gin Badge

£2.00 (DMD 314)

A bright red badge with a white snowflake pattern. Black outlined white text reads I've a huge festive package just for you

Festive package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 316)

A rainbow striped badge with a shite circle in the middle. Black and pink rounded text in the circle reads Sounds gay, I'm in!

Sounds gay I'm in Badge

£2.00 (DMD 317)

Leave me the fuck alone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 318)

A dark blue badge with white text in the centre that reads crypto wanker aside a downward heading red graph line

Crypto Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 319)

Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 32)

A badge displaying the non binary flag with the colour stripes from top to bottom as yellow, white, purple and black

Non Binary Badge

£2.00 (DMD 320)

A dark purple badge with rounded multicolour text that reads Bloody amazing human being

Bloody amazing human Badge

£2.00 (DMD 322)

A badge with the progress pride colours in starburst overlaid with white text that reads Queer AF

Queer AF Badge

£2.00 (DMD 321)

A bright red and blue badge with white slanted text that reads Less humans more dogs

Less humans more dogs Badge

I hate everyone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 328)

A white black and red striped badge with complimentary straight text that reads Fuck this that you off

Fuck this that you off Badge

£2.00 (DMD 329)

Why Wait... Masturbate Badge

Merry whatever arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 334)

A bright yellow badge with bold lower case red and black text that reads What shall I overthink about today

What shall I overthink about today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 335)

A rainbow patterned badge with white and black text in the middle that reads Hello I'm Gay

Hello I'm gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 336)

A dark blue badge with rounded white text in the middle that reads Please keep all the stupid people away from me today

Stupid people away from me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 337)

An orange pink and red badge with bold black outlined white text in the middle that reads Bored as fuck

Bored as fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 338)

A bright yellow badge with bold rounded deep pink and blue text that reads Never act your age

Never act your age Badge

Birthday Slapper Badge

£2.00 (DMD 38)

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 40)

Santa Says Relax Badge

£2.00 (DMD 45)

Fancy A Tit Wank? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 48)

I'm Here For The Piss Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 49)

Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Badge

I Love Muff Diving Badge

£2.00 (DMD 55)

I Love Dykes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 58)

A white badge detailing a graph heading downwards above bold black and white text that reads Bankers are wankers

Bankers And Wankers Badge

I Have A Degree In Retail Therapy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 68)

A dark blue badge with simple white lower case text in the middle that reads Chicken or beef?

Chicken Or Beef? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 69)

Keep Calm And Carry On Badge

Filthy Cum Slut Badge

Stalk Me On Facebook Badge

£2.00 (DMD 86)

Stop Staring At My Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 91)

Who Wants Fisting? Badge

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25

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Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)

Fancy A Snog This Badge

£2.00 (DMD 102)

A badge with a red, white and black horizontal stripes. Black and red rounded capitalised text in the middle white stripe reads Birthday stud

Birthday Stud Badge

£2.00 (DMD 151)

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 164)

Nobody Cares About Your Drama Badge

£2.00 (DMD 198)

Fuck Work Badge

£2.00 (DMD 23)

Sick Of This Shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 268)

A black badge with multicoloured text reading Do epic shit!

Do Epic Shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 285)

This badge features simple black text reading Stay the fuck away

Stay The Fuck Away Badge

£2.00 (DMD 287)

A bright red badge with black outlined white and yellow text that reads Fuck off! I'm reading

Fuck off I'm reading Badge

£2.00 (DMD 323)

A dark blue badge with white lower case text in the middle that reads why do people keep voting for idiots

Voting for idiots Badge

£2.00 (DMD 326)

A dark red badge with rounded white text down the middle that reads I'll have a mocha choca latte soya skinny frappe please

Mocha chocca latte Badge

£2.00 (DMD 331)

Give Me Chocolate Then Piss Off Badge

£2.00 (DMD 34)

Grumpy Cat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 178)

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Badge

£2.00 (DMD 210)

Please Give Me An Upgrade Badge

Proud To Be Woke Badge

£2.00 (DMD 342)

A plain white badge with round black text that reads When did I become the same age as old people?

Same Age as Old People Badge

£2.00 (DMD 343)

A black badge with bold multicoloured text that reads Queer and Proud surrounded by spots of the same colours.

Queer and Proud Badge

£2.00 (DMD 344)

A rude badge with a floral border surrounded a white circle with black text that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself

I try not to swear Badge

£2.00 (DMD 345)

A plain white badge with elegant black text that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them

Only give fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 346)

A rainbow patterned badge with bold rounded white text with a black shadow that reads Happy holigays

Happy Holigays Badge

£2.00 (DMD 347)

A pink badge with red, green and white spots surrounding red and green text that reads Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Jolly Festive Fuck You Badge

£2.00 (DMD 348)

A bright red and white badge with green and white rounded text that reads Merry Christmas Screw the diet.

Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge

£2.00 (DMD 349)

A bright yellow badge with bold square capital letters that read Not dead yet.

Not dead yet Badge

£2.00 (DMD 350)

A dark blue badge with smart white and multicoloured text that reads failing at live but looking fabulous while I do

Failing at life but looking fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 351)

A very rude white badge with a red border and bold black text that reads Cunt alert

Cunt alert Badge

£2.00 (DMD 352)

A dark pink badge with rounded yellow text that reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Another day of dealing Badge

£2.00 (DMD 353)

A dark blue badge with different pastel multicoloured fonts that spell out Badge junkie

Badge junkie Badge

£2.00 (DMD 354)

A badge with an illustration of a dark mountain against a sunset sky. black outlined white text reads I'd rather be hiking

I'd rather be hiking Badge

£2.00 (DMD 355)

A white badge with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion

Graphic design is my passion Badge

£2.00 (DMD 356)

A white badge with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay

I love gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 357)

A black badge with rounded white lettering that reads Fresh out of fucks

Fresh out of fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 358)

An LGBTQ+ badge with the intersex progress pride flag banner

Intersex progress pride flag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 359)

A funny salmon pink badge with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow

Seize the day tomorrow Badge

£2.00 (DMD 360)

A plain white badge with simple black and brown capitalised text that reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Badge

£2.00 (DMD 361)

A badge with a picture of planet earth from space overlaid with bold yellow text that reads We're fucked

We're fucked Badge

£2.00 (DMD 362)

A bright blue badge with bold white elegant text that reads I have no idea what I'm doing

No idea what I'm doing Badge

Here's to another day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 369)

A black badge with white and multi coloured text that reads I'm very IDGAF today

Very IDGAF today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 370)

A dark blue badge with rounded yellow text that reads The problem with some people is they're cunts

The problem with some people Badge

£2.00 (DMD 371)

funny badge with the picture of a rainbow unicorn on. White text reads Yes, I'm this gay

Yes, I'm this gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 372)

A black badge with white and rainbow text that reads I'm here I'm Queer and my back aches

I'm here I'm queer Badge

£2.00 (DMD 373)

A red badge with a black band in the middle with white text that reads Free hugs

Free hugs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 374)

A dark blue badge with white, pink and yellow text that reads You're never too old to enjoy a good fart

Enjoy a good fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 380)

A deep yellow badge with bold black lettering that reads Sick of this shit

Sick of this shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 381)

A white badge with bold black text that reads I work with idiots

I work with idiots Badge

£2.00 (DMD 382)

A badge with the pansexual pride colours of pink, yellow and blue

Pansexual Badge

£2.00 (DMD 384)

You Shit Rainbows Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 101)

Sold Out

There It Goes The Last Fuck I Give Fridge Magnet

£2.75

Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 105)

Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 107)

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 108)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 110)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 112)

Smell Of Wee Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 113)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Fridge Magnet Rude

£2.75 (DMG 114)

Sophisticated Elegant Classy Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 115)

You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 117)

You Sir are a Knob Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 119)

Help! Please Send Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 120)

Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 121)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 122)

Soup of the Day Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 123)

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse I need Gin Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 124)

Fuck You Arsehole Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 126)

I Spy With My Little Eye Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 130)

Sold Out

See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet

£2.75

Sold Out

8 Out Of 10 Cats Fridge Magnet

£2.75

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 133)

Yasss Queen Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 134)

Alexa Send Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 135)

Progress Pride Flag Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 136)

Live Laugh Fuck Off Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 137)

I used to be a people person Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 138)

Fuck Off Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 139)

Hands up! if you're drunk Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 140)

Let's celebrate Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 141)

A black fridge magnet with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Some are born great Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 142)

A fridge magnet with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera

Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 143)

A fridge magnet with two pictures on the front, a happy looking dog and an aloof looking cat

Dogs and cats Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 144)

A fridge magnet with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera

World's best arsehole Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 145)

A fridge magnet with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 146)

A fridge magnet with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera. Bold white text beside him reads Cunt alert

Cunt alert Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 147)

A fridge magnet with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 148)

A fridge magnet with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre. Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Sounds gay I'm in Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 149)

A fridge magnet with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background

Please keep all the stupid people away Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 150)

A fridge magnet featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background

Today is a lovely day Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 151)

A fridge magnet with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

I foresee wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 152)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 41)

I Love Anal Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 55)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 59)

You May Not Be As Gay As This Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 68)

You Would Not Believe Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 75)

It Must Be True Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 79)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 80)

Menu Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 85)

A rectangular fridge magnet with the classic six colour rainbow flag pattern

Rainbow Flag Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 90)

Hello! Drinks Are In Me Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 92)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 96)

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 99)

<p> A fridge magnet with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion

Graphic design is my passion Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 153)

A fridge magnet with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 154)

A fridge magnet with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 155)

A fridge magnet with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Totally gay Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 156)

A black fridge magnet featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 157)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling, brunette woman in front of a green background

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 05)

A blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman looking up

The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 112)

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling teacher sitting at his desk in front of a blackboard

You Sir Are A Knob Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 121)

A coaster with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman holding up a glass of alcohol

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 146)

Prosecco Princess Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 149)

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 154)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 157)

Wine Appreciation Day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 158)

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 160)

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 162)

Yasss Queen Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 163)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 165)

100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 167)

Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 170)

I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 179)

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 180)

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 181)

Did Someone Say Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 182)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 183)

A coaster with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font

Fuck Off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 185)

A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 186)

A coaster with a glamorous looking woman in a big red hat

Sold Out

Used to be a people person Coaster

£3.25

A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please

No Cunts Today Please Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 189)

A coaster with a picture of a woman surrounded by balloons and party streamers

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 190)

A coaster with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man in a smart suit against a red background

Old Bastard Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 192)

A white coaster with the words Have a nice gay curved over a bright rainbow

Have a Nice Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 194)

A coaster with a retro photo of a 1950's woman holding a beer glass

I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 193)

A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Totally Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 195)

A coaster with the pattern of the progress pride flag

Progress Pride Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 196)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 197)

A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks

Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 199)

A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love

Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 198)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera

World's best arsehole Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 201)

A coaster with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Shakespeare Quote Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 202)

A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre. Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off

I'm fabulous Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 203)

A coaster with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck

Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 204)

A deep pink coaster with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt

Nosey cunt Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 205)

A bright yellow coaster with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Nice bright cheerful Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 206)

A coaster with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Pissed in the pool Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 207)

A coaster with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

When people say Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 208)

A coaster with a picture of two glamourous facing each other holding up a cocktail glass

Friends that drink together Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 209)

A coaster with a picture of a smiling elderly standing on a surfboard on the beach

Old enough to know better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 210)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera

Cunt alert Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 211)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background

Who fancies a wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 212)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background

Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 213)

A dark red coaster with rounded white text down the middle that reads I'll have a mocha choca latte soya skinny frappe please

Mocha choca latte Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 214)

A bright yellow coaster with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

I hate everyone Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 215)

A coaster featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background. White rounded text to her right reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 216)

A coaster with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre. Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Sounds gay I'm in Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 217)

A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern. Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 218)

A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas

Gayer than Kylie Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 220)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 45)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling lady, against a dark pink ombre background

You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 61)

Big Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 64)

A lilac coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a bikini holding a beach ball and looking up into the sky

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 76)

A plain rainbow coloured coaster in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple vertical stripes

Rainbow Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 77)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a fashionable woman with a cigarette holder next to the Eiffel Tower

Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 105)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

I Love Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 138)

A white coaster with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion

Graphic design is my passion Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 221)

A plain white coaster with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay

I love gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 222)

A coaster with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself

I try not to swear Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 223)

An LGBTQ+ coaster with the intersex progress pride flag banner

Intersex progress pride flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 224)

A coaster with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Here's to another day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 225)

A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above and beside her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age female Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 226)

A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a deep blue background. White and light blue text above and beside him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

A black coaster with bold white angled white text that reads Shove this drink up your arse surrounded by pastel coloured spots

Shove this drink up your arse Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 228)

A black coaster featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

The moaning Lisa Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 229)

A coaster with a smiling male and female couple looking to camera sitting in front of a red banner with white text that reads Oh look, a cunt

Oh look, a cunt Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 230)

A bold rainbow patterned coaster. Multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make drinking fabulous again

Make drinking fabulous again Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 231)

A coaster with the pattern of the trans pride flag

Trans pride flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 232)

A coaster with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do

Failing at life Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 233)

A coaster featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick

First class honours Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 234)

A plain white coaster with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 235)

A coaster featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, I'm this gay

Yes, I'm that gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 236)

A funny salmon pink coaster with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow

Seize the day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 237)

A simple orange coaster with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks

Take no shit Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 238)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer. Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads I've just jizzed in your tea

Jizzed in your tea Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 240)

A white coaster with text in a black circle at the top reads Can't work out what my favourite swear is today. A list below reads Bitchtits, Shitnubbin, Arsebadger, Thundercunt, Pigeon Dick, Fuckadoodle, Cuntpuddle, Cum Dumpster, Fuck Trumpet, Cocky

Favourite swear word Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 241)

A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads Place your fucking drink here

Place your drink here Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 242)

A rude coaster with a close up of a smiling ginger haired woman with a bright pink top and bold blue eyeliner looking to camera

The problem with some people Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 243)

A funny coaster with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves

The older I get Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 244)

A deep pink coaster with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life

Things are so much better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 245)

A white coaster with plain black capitalised text which reads I work with idiots

I work with idiots Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 246)

A funny white coaster with a pie chart split into pink and a picture of a rainbow unicorn

Am I gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 247)

A rainbow patterned coaster with big curvy white text that reads Who invited you?

Who invited you Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 248)

A vibrant coaster with a retro-style drawing of two men in pyjamas, sliding down a rainbow on a sled

Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 124)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Pen

£3.50 (PEN 01)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Pink text on one side reads Prosecco princess

Prosecco Princess Pen

£3.50 (PEN 03)

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 02)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady

Crazy Cat Lady Pen

£3.50 (PEN 04)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen

£3.50 (PEN 06)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 07)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.

I Shit Rainbows Pen

£3.50 (PEN 08)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Pen

£3.50 (PEN 09)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Office Wanker Pen

£3.50 (PEN 10)

Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 11)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend

Huge Bellend Pen

£3.50 (PEN 13)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Pink and blue and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen

Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 19)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given

Zero Fucks Given Pen

£3.50 (PEN 20)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Bored Of This Meeting Pen

£3.50 (PEN 21)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Pen

£3.50 (PEN 26)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Text on one side reads What can I fuck up today?

What Can I Fuck Up Today? Pen

£3.50 (PEN 27)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

I Work With Idiots Pen

£3.50 (PEN 28)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen

£3.50 (PEN 29)

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

Fuck Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 30)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red and black text on one side reads Being a useless tosser is all part of my charm

Being A Useless Tosser Pen

£3.50 (PEN 31)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£3.50 (PEN 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!

Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen

£3.50 (PEN 34)

A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate everyone

I Hate Everyone Pen

£3.50 (PEN 35)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Not A Morning Person Pen

£3.50 (PEN 36)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I'm weird, deal with it!

I'm Weird Deal With It Pen

Needy Attention Sponge Pen

Stay The Fuck Away Pen

Yasss Queen LGBTQ+ Pen

£3.50

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen

£3.50 (PEN 56)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Lower case text reads Have you had your wank today?

Have you had your wank today Pen

£3.50 (PEN 57)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

I hate people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 58)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted

Hands up who farted Pen

£3.50 (PEN 60)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny

Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen

World's best arsehole Pen

£3.50 (PEN 67)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Sick of this shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 69)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£3.50 (PEN 70)

A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Rounded bold black text reads I love anal

I love anal Pen

£3.50 (PEN 71)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Best employee ever! Pen

Today is a lovely day Pen

£3.50 (PEN 78)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads I try not to swear but I cunt

I try not to swear Pen

£3.50 (PEN 79)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Best boss ever Pen

£3.50 (PEN 80)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Fuck off back to economy

Fuck off back to economy Pen

£3.50 (PEN 81)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Could have been an email Pen

£3.50 (PEN 84)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Alexa, Send Wine Pen

£3.50 (PEN 32)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please

No Cunts Today Please Pen

I'd rather be hiking Pen

£3.50 (PEN 86)

&lt;p&gt; A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

Cunt alert Pen

£3.50 (PEN 87)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Pen

£3.50 (PEN 88)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks

Fresh out of fucks Pen

Overworked and underpaid Pen

The problem with some people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 95)

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Happy Birthday Cocksucker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25

Festive retro, vintage Christmas wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations

Sold Out

Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25

Birthday Wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 25)

Bright white wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday you big gay in capitalised angular rainbow font

Sold Out

Happy Birthday You Big Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25

Pale yellow wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a smiling, well-dressed man and a woman repeated across the entire paper

Hello Yes You The Old One! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 28)

Wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of two tipsy men drinking alcohol repeated across the entire paper

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 29)

White wrapping paper with a repeated vintage style photo of a woman doing the Flamenco dance and flashing her underwear

Flash Your Gusset Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 30)

Festive red wrapping paper with the words ‘Merry Christmas turkey tits’ in capitalised white font and is continuously repeated across the entire wrapping paper

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Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25

Wrapping paper with a picture of a very grumpy looking cat that has been dressed up in a Santa outfit next to some gifts

See This Cat - Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 34)

Wrapping paper with a repeated picture of a cat sitting up in an old fashioned arm chair

See This Cat - Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 36)

Festive red wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a jolly Santa and the words Merry fucking Christmas

Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 37)

Red Christmas wrapping paper with white circles that have a drawing of Santa pointing and the words ‘Santa thinks you’re a cunt’ in capitalised red font going around the edge of the circle. This repeats across the entire paper

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Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25

Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 39)

Jet black wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday cunt continuously written over and over again

Happy Birthday Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 40)

Dark yellow wrapping paper with the words ‘Hope your birthday isn’t shit’ in capitalised black and red font repeating across the entire paper

Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 41)

Bright wrapping paper with a spiral of rainbow colours and the words ‘Love is love’, ‘Yasss queen’ and ‘Totally gay’ in capitalised white, 3D bubble font

Totally Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 42)

Christmas wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of Santa with three children and a speech bubble saying ‘Fuck off!’ in capitalised black font. This repeats across the entire paper

Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 43)

Indigo wrapping paper with a picture of a man dressed extremely brightly from head to toe doing a silly pose and across him are the words ‘You’re a twat’ in capitalised, simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper

You're A Twat Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 44)

Christmas wrapping paper with a grey, snowflake background and a picture of a very grumpy looking man with the words ‘Oh look it’s Christmas excuse me while I shit myself with excitement’

Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 46)

Bright red wrapping paper with a picture of a smiling man in a suit with the words ‘You old bastard’ above him in simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper

You old bastard Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 47)

Funny wrapping paper with a picture of a pink rose and above it are the words ‘To a special cunt’ in cursive white font, all in a repeating pattern across the paper

To a special cunt Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 48)

Alexa send wine Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 49)

A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling vintage snowmen illustrations against a festive red background

Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 51)

Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels

Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 52)

A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling elderly lady outside using a walking frame

Hip Hip Replacement Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 53)

A birthday wrapping paper with the tiled repeated patter of a smiling middle aged man and above each picture red and blue text reads World's best arsehole

World's best arsehole Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 54)

Deep pink wrapping paper with very small capitalised text repeated across and down reading Nosey cunt

Nosey cunt Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 55)

Christmas wrapping paper with the repeating image of white circles with black, green and red text inside that reads Santa knows you've been a knob

Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 56)

A bright yellow wrapping paper with with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 60)

LGBTQ+ wrapping paper with the progress pride flag repeated top to bottom and side to side

Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 61)

A black gift wrap with a repeated picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Shakespeare Quote Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 62)

A light pink Christmas wrapping paper with the red and green text repeated that says Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 57)

A Christmas wrapping paper with a picture of laughing Father Christmas holding up a sign saying Not you dickhead underneath the white text Merry Christmas Everyone!

Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 58)

A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated

Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 59)

A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony

I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 63)

A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background

Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 64)

A Birthday wrapping paper with Happy Birthday written in a simple font placed randomly over the wrapping paper and surrounded but lots of multicoloured random doodles

Happy Birthday Doodles Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 65)

Black birthday wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove this gift up your arse surrounded by pastel multicoloured dots

Shove this gift up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 66)

Black Christmas wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove Christmas up your arse surrounded by pastel red, green and white multicoloured dots

Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 67)

Bright rainbow coloured wrapping paper with the repeated multicoloured text that reads Make Birthdays fabulous again with a white outline over a rainbow starburst

Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 68)

Red Christmas wrapping paper with a repeated image of a holly Christmas wreath overlaid with white rounded text that reads Christmas Wanker

Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 69)

Christmas wrapping paper with a round picture of a robin surrounded by snow. Red and green text surrounding the repeated images reads Here's a festive Robin in the snow. What more do you want?

Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 70)

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You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

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Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 12)

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OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

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You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

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Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 16)

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Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

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You Sir Are a Knob Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)

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Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug

£8.75 (DMM 01)

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug

£8.75 (DMM 02)

Fuck Bollocks Wank Mug

£8.75 (DMM 03)

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Mug

£8.75 (DMM 04)

I Love Cock Mug

£8.75 (DMM 05)

A mug with a retro style photo of a man pointing to a computer with a speech bubble saying ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ and a woman saying ‘Have you tried shoving it up your arse?’

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Mug

£8.75 (DMM 14)

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You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Mug

£8.75

You're Fucking Awesome - Keep It Up! Mug

£8.75 (DMM 22)

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 (DMM 25)

I Need A Poo Mug

£8.75 (DMM 27)

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Mug

£8.75 (DMM 28)

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Mug

£8.75 (DMM 29)

I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug

Progress pride flag Mug

£8.75 (DMM 36)

A white novelty mug with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Mug

£8.75 (DMM 37)

A yellow novelty mug with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Mug

Another day of dealing Mug

World's best arsehole Mug

£8.75 (DMM 44)

I Love My Pussy Mug

£8.75 (DMM 21)

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