All Gifts

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge

£1.00 £2.00 (DMD 265)

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 108)

Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 121)

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 154)

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 162)

Sick Of This Shit Badge

£1.00 £2.00 (DMD 268)

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 52)

Hello! Drinks Are In Me Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 92)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 143)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend

Huge Bellend Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 13)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 22)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love wanking

I Love Wanking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 43)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat

TikTok Twat Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 47)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay

Have A Nice Gay Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 50)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I give no fucks

I give no fucks Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 66)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Love is love

Love is love Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 77)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 78)

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Alexa, Send Wine Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 32)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads I'd rather be hiking

I'd rather be hiking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 86)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I love (heart) gay

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 90)

Make drinking fabulous again Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 231)

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

Used to be a people person Coaster

Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 04)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge

£2.00 (DMD 05)

Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 07)

Knob Jockey Badge

£2.00 (DMD 09)

Fuck Santa Badge

£2.00 (DMD 104)

I Love Geeks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 106)

I Love My Penis Badge

£2.00 (DMD 108)

Go Fuck Yourself! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 112)

I'm A Big Man Whore Badge

£2.00 (DMD 116)

Baby On Board Badge

£2.00 (DMD 118)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 120)

Tinsel Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 122)

£2.00 (DMD 123)

£2.00 (DMD 124)

I Shit Rainbows Badge

£2.00 (DMD 126)

Get Your Shit Together Badge

£2.00 (DMD 127)

Bridezilla Badge

£2.00 (DMD 128)

Bored And Horny Badge

£2.00 (DMD 136)

£2.00 (DMD 137)

£2.00 (DMD 139)

Fuck Me Senseless Badge

£2.00 (DMD 140)

I Hate Pigeons Badge

£2.00 (DMD 141)

Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 149)

50p A Snog Badge

£2.00 (DMD 150)

Xmas Is So Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 154)

Where's My Present Badge

£2.00 (DMD 156)

£2.00 (DMD 158)

£2.00 (DMD 16)

Suck My Dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 160)

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 166)

Ladies, Please Contain Your Orgasms Badge

£2.00 (DMD 167)

Camel Toe Alert Badge

£2.00 (DMD 171)

I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge

£2.00 (DMD 175)

Kiss My Furry Muff Badge

£2.00 (DMD 176)

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Badge

£2.00 (DMD 177)

Clowns Scare Me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 179)

Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 180)

Santa Isn't Real Badge

£2.00 (DMD 181)

Flash Your Gusset It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 185)

Flash Your Pants, It's Your Birthday Badge

£2.00 (DMD 186)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

Warning - This Badge Is Fucking Badge

£2.00 (DMD 190)

Sun's Out! Guns Out! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 191)

Nice Package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 192)

Muscle Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 193)

You Sir Are A Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 196)

Help! Please Send Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 199)

Cabin Crew Queen Badge

£2.00 (DMD 20)

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 202)

I Need A Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 204)

Gayer Than Kylie Badge

£2.00 (DMD 205)

Let's Fuck This Shit Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 206)

Moody Emo Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 208)

What The Actual Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 209)

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 211)

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge

£2.00 (DMD 212)

Prosecco Princess Badge

£2.00 (DMD 213)

I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 214)

Ginoholic Badge

£2.00 (DMD 216)

I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge

£2.00 (DMD 218)

We're Splitting the Bill Badge

£2.00 (DMD 219)

I Love Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 22)

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

Merry Shitmas Badge

£2.00 (DMD 222)

Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge

£2.00 (DMD 223)

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge

£2.00 (DMD 224)

Festive Fuckwit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 225)

Festive AF Badge

£2.00 (DMD 226)

Another Fucking Offensive Badge

£2.00 (DMD 227)

I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge

£2.00 (DMD 228)

Merry Cunting Badge

£2.00 (DMD 229)

Totally Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 230)

Yasss Queen Badge

£2.00 (DMD 231)

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 232)

Everyone Thinks You're a Cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 234)

Creepy Weirdo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 235)

I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge

£2.00 (DMD 236)

Totes Masc Badge

£2.00 (DMD 237)

Porn Star Badge

£2.00 (DMD 238)

My Favourite Food Group is Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 240)

Jingle Bollocks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 242)

Office Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 244)

£2.00 (DMD 246)

Satisfying Fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 248)

Chin Up Dear Badge

£2.00 (DMD 247)

Smile a Day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 249)

Hello You! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 251)

Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge

£2.00 (DMD 252)

I'm Happy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 253)

Had You Wank Today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 254)

I Love My Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 255)

Today Is A Lovely Day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 256)

Hello My Name Is Badge

£2.00 (DMD 257)

Love Is Love LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 258)

£2.00 (DMD 260)

Send Nudes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 261)

Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 262)

Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 267)

Run Out Of Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 270)

Make The Yuletide Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 269)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 271)

Total Slag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 272)

I Can't See Badge

£2.00 (DMD 273)

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Badge

£2.00 (DMD 274)

Needy Attention Sponge Badge

£2.00 (DMD 277)

Daddy Issues Badge

£2.00 (DMD 278)

I Survived The Loo Roll Shortage Badge

£2.00 (DMD 279)

TikTok Twat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 280)

Have A Nice Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 281)

Shit Happens Badge

£2.00 (DMD 282)

I Hate My Boss Badge

£2.00 (DMD 283)

Go Fuck Yourself In Pink Badge

£2.00 (DMD 284)

Nosey C**t Badge

£2.00 (DMD 286)

Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge

£2.00 (DMD 288)

Santa's Little Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 289)

I don't have the energy for people today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 290)

I'm craving dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 291)

Fancy the pub? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 292)

Please don't be a dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 293)

Good vibes only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 294)

Lube me up! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 295)

Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 296)

The older I get Badge

£2.00 (DMD 298)

When people say I'm rude Badge

£2.00 (DMD 299)

World's Best Arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 297)

Cheerful fuck you Badge

£2.00 (DMD 300)

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 301)

They / Them Pronouns LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 302)

He / Him Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 303)

She / Her Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 304)

Fucking Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 305)

Take no shit and give no fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 306)

Jingle my balls Badge

£2.00 (DMD 307)

Festive jumper wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 308)

Camp as Christmas Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 309)

Santa's cunt list Badge

£2.00 (DMD 311)

Merry kiss my ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 310)

Ho fucking ho Badge

£2.00 (DMD 312)

Christmas Wanker Badge

£2.00 (DMD 313)

Except you dickhead Badge

£2.00 (DMD 315)

Christmas full of gin Badge

£2.00 (DMD 314)

Festive package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 316)

Sounds gay I'm in Badge

£2.00 (DMD 317)

Leave me the fuck alone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 318)

Non Binary Badge

Bloody amazing human Badge

£2.00 (DMD 322)

£2.00 (DMD 321)

Less humans more dogs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 324)

Trans pride Badge

£2.00 (DMD 325)

Full time cunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 327)

I hate everyone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 328)

Fuck this that you off Badge

£2.00 (DMD 329)

£2.00 (DMD 330)

12th day of Badge

£2.00 (DMD 333)

Merry whatever arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 334)

What shall I overthink about today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 335)

Hello I'm gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 336)

Stupid people away from me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 337)

Bored as fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 338)

Never act your age Badge

£2.00 (DMD 339)

Gay Mafia Badge

£2.00 (DMD 35)

Fancy A Shag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 37)

Birthday Slapper Badge

£2.00 (DMD 38)

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Badge

Santa Says Relax Badge

£2.00 (DMD 45)

I'm Here For The Piss Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 49)

Rug Muncher Badge

£2.00 (DMD 53)

I Love Anal Badge

£2.00 (DMD 54)

I Love Muff Diving Badge

£2.00 (DMD 55)

I Love Dykes Badge

£2.00 (DMD 58)

Bankers And Wankers Badge

£2.00 (DMD 62)

Arse Bandit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 66)

Keep Calm And Carry On Badge

£2.00 (DMD 70)

Trolley Dolly Badge

£2.00 (DMD 71)

Filthy Cum Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 74)

Stalk Me On Facebook Badge

£2.00 (DMD 86)

Stop Staring At My Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 91)

Who Wants Fisting? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 95)

£2.00 (DMD 98)

Rainbow Flag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 99)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)

Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)

World's best arsehole Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 54)

Fancy A Snog This Badge

£2.00 (DMD 102)

Birthday Stud Badge

£2.00 (DMD 151)

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 164)

Nobody Cares About Your Drama Badge

£2.00 (DMD 198)

Fuck Work Badge

£2.00 (DMD 23)

Do Epic Shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 285)

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Fun, Rude Gifts and Wrapping Paper

Looking for those little extras for Christmas & birthday gifts or other occasions throughout the year? We’ve got you covered, from rude and funny coasters, to travel gifts like luggage tags and keyrings. Remember the wrapping paper too, with a selection of Christmas and birthday wrap with an original twist!