Cards and Gifts for a Girlfriend or Boyfriend

Want to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend what they mean to you - well our cards get straight to the point! Enjoy.

Another year of dealing Card

£2.95 (DMA 520)

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card

£2.95 (DMA 293)

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Never act your age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 509)

Happy birthday to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMA 568)

Grown Into A Great Man Card

£2.95 (DMA 435)

Never act your age Male Card

£2.95 (DMA 510)

Let's grow old together Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 464)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMA 260)

I Love your stupid face Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMA 463)

Warm feeling when you're around Card

£2.95 (DMU 263)

Amazing shit Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 242)

Merry Christmas is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMX 348)

Biggest Bellend Award Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 179)

Happy Holigays Card

£2.95 (RAN 124)

What's for dinner Card

£2.95 (DMU 264)

Big gay birthday Card

£2.95 (RAN 145)

Happy Birthday princess Card

£2.95 (DMA 546)

Four billion men Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 147)

Cute Guys Couple Gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 82)

Love you so much Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 149)

Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card

Punch a ghost Card

£2.95 (DMU 276)

Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 412)

Christmas jumper wanker Card

£2.95 (DMX 350)

Poppers and Lube Card

£2.95 (DMV 146)

You have a cute Butt Card

£2.95 (RAN 144)

A bold and irreverent Valentine’s card set on a deep black background, with oversized red and white text shouting your declaration: “I fucking love you name”

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I fucking love you Card

£3.50 (WEB 45)

A hilarious and gloriously over-the-top Valentine’s card featuring a smouldering, open-shirted hunk posing against a dramatic red sky

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Sexiest stud Card

£3.50 (WEB 43)

Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

Birthday pint down the local Card

£2.95 (DMU 252)

Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 68)

Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 151)

I really really etc love you Card

£2.95 (DMV 166)

I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 545)

Happy Valentine's Gay Card

£2.95 (DMV 145)

Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card

£2.95 (DMV 128)

A funny personalisable card featuring a bold red background with chunky white text that reads “I love you name even if you are massive bellend.”

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I love you bellend Card

£3.50 (WEB 41)

You may not be as gay as this Card

£2.95 (RAN 147)

Pride guys Card

£2.95 (RAN 104)

Get my balls out for you Card

£2.95 (DMU 243)

Love comes in every colour Card

£2.95 (DMV 137)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 143)

Love You in a gay way Card

£2.95 (DMV 153)

Pride girls Card

£2.95 (RAN 105)