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Cards and Gifts for a Girlfriend or Boyfriend

Want to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend what they mean to you - well our cards get straight to the point! Enjoy.
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A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
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Another year of dealing Card
£2.75
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.75 (DMA 293)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.75 (DMA 509)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 337)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear
Whisper something sexy Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 226)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.75 (DMA 435)
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Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 03)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.75 (DMA 510)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling blond haired man looking to camera against a red background. Bold white text above and beside him reads Happy Birthday to a total legend. sorry, I meant bellend
Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.75 (DMA 568)
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 463)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMA 260)
A black Valentines card with red and white text that reads My cock Your arse. Who says romance is dead?
My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 150)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.75 (RAN 124)
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 464)
A black Valentines card with white and pink text that reads I fucking love you and i love fucking you
I fucking love you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 148)
A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 242)
Sit On My Face Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 108)
A red Valentines card with white and orange text that reads Four billion men on this planet and your willy is my favourite
Four billion men Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 147)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a glamorous African American young woman in a glittery ballgown against a pink background
Happy Birthday princess Card
£2.75 (DMA 546)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.75 (DMA 300)
A funny retro birthday card with a man and woman in a close smooch. She says I always get a warm feeling when I'm around you to which he replies That's because I've just farted
Warm feeling when you're around Card
£2.75 (DMU 263)
A white Valentines card with red and pink text that reads i love you even more than a really satisfying poo
Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 144)
A dark red Valentines card with white and light pink text that reads I love you lots and lots and lots and lots and then a little bit more
I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 143)
A deep red Valentine's day card with simple rounded white text that reads I love you even more than the air fryer
Even more than the air fryer Card
£2.75 (DMV 152)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling man holding a frothy beer glass. Red, green and white text above reads Merry Christmas is beer involved?
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.75 (DMX 348)
A red Valentines card with pink and white text that doesn't fit on the card that reads I love youso much it can't even fit on this card
Love you so much Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 149)
A white birthday card with bold rainbow coloured text that reads Big gay birthday card surrounded by equally rainbow dots
Big gay birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 145)
A funny retro Valentine's Day card with a man and woman both looking to camera against a red background. He asks What's for Dinner? to which she replies A Blowjob
What's for dinner Card
£2.75 (DMU 264)
A black Valentines card with white, pink and red text that reads We go together like poppers and lube
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.75 (DMV 146)
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Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMV 105)
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Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMV 70)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.75 (DMA 438)
A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker
Christmas jumper wanker Card
£2.75 (DMX 350)
A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.75 (RAN 144)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 82)
A white Valentines card with red and black text that reads Love you! Even though you're always humping everyone and I have to pick your poo up in the street. I'm sorry this was meant for the dog
Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 151)
A funny Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed a fortune teller gazing at a crystal ball
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 545)
A cream coloured birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend
Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card
£2.75 (DSS 70)
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I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMV 66)
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 412)
A rainbow Valentines card with white text that reads Happy Valentine's Gay
Happy Valentine's Gay Card
£2.75 (DMV 145)
A pink Valentine's Day card featuring white and red text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic gorgeous girlfriend
Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 133)
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Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMV 107)
Bright rainbow coloured wrapping paper with the repeated multicoloured text that reads Make Birthdays fabulous again with a white outline over a rainbow starburst
Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 68)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.75 (DMU 252)
Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card
£2.75 (DMV 128)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man and woman with their faces stuck together
You're stuck with me Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 225)
Biggest Bellend Award Card
£2.75 (DMU 179)
A birthday card featuring a retro illustration of a smiling man riding a sledge over a rainbow in space. Multicoloured rounded text above him reads You may not be as gay as this but at least you're trying
You may not be as gay as this Card
£2.75 (RAN 147)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two guys with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride guys Card
£2.75 (RAN 104)
A black Valentine's Card with multicoloured rounded text in the middle that reads Love comes in every colour
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.75 (DMV 137)
You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 113)
I Love Your Wobbly Bits Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 104)
A funny card, perfect for Valentines featuring a smiling man and woman standing at a tennis net holding their rackets
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.75 (DMU 243)
A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my brilliant boyfriend
Happy Birthday To My Brilliant Boyfriend Card
£2.75 (DSS 69)
Roses Are Red Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 112)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 143)
A rainbow Valentine's day card with simple rounded white text that reads I love you in a gay way
Love You in a gay way Card
£2.75 (DMV 153)
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Not Sick of the Sight Of You Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMV 111)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two girls with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride girls Card
£2.75 (RAN 105)
A bright red Valentine's Day card featuring white and orange text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant boyfriend
Brilliant boyfriend Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 132)