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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card
£2.95 (DMU 46)
I've Spotted Some Cock Card
£2.95 (DMU 180)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.95 (DMU 101)
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Available from 1st October
Top of the List Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 178)
A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns
Happy birthday dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMU 216)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin
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Up to my tits in gin Card
£2.95
A birthday card with a retro picture of two well dressed women sitting on a sofa. One in a blue dress says I love that we laugh at the same jokes, make fun of the same people and are both fabulous bitches
Laugh at the same jokes Card
£2.95 (DMU 217)
A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background
Swearing cats Card
£2.95 (DMU 241)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear
Whisper something sexy Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 226)
You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards
£2.95 (DMU 121)
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Available from 1st October
I Used To Have My Sanity Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of two middle aged women close together looking into the distance. One is saying What age are you pretending to be this Birthday?
What age are you pretending to be Card
£2.95 (DMU 245)
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
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Available from 1st October
You Don't Need To Remind Me Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)
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Available from 1st October
Let's get this party started Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)
A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart
Never Completely Trust A Fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 143)
You Vile Old Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMU 133)
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Available from 1st October
How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)
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Available from 1st October
Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 119)
Make Birthdays Great Again Card
£2.95 (DMU 167)
A greeting card with a 1960s photo of a serious looking older man in deep thought
Same age as old people Card
£2.95 (DMU 239)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it
I've still got it Card
£2.95 (DMU 247)
A birthday card with a vintage style picture of a woman looking at a greetings card in a shop
Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card
£2.95 (DMU 44)
Pissed yourself yet Card
£2.95 (DMU 207)
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Available from 1st October
You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card
£1.00 £2.95
Bitchy And Judgmental Card
£2.95 (DMU 159)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a doctor and nurse chatting to a middle aged lady in her hospital bed
Doctor my back aches Card
£2.95 (DMU 229)
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Available from 1st October
I'm Not Insulting You Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a blue sweater talking on the phone. She is saying Hello, yes... I couldn't give a fuck. Bye!
I couldn't give a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMU 246)
Happy Birthday You Old Fucker Card
£2.95 (DMU 61)
That Cake Is Mine Card
£2.95 (DMU 131)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two young women talking closely to each other. One asks Whose birthday is it? to which the other replies Fuck knows I'm wasted
Whose birthday is it Card
£2.95 (DMU 256)
A mothers day card with a 1990s picture of a daughter hugging her mother on a park bench
Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 220)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock
Bladder wakes you up Card
£2.95 (DMU 259)
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Available from 1st October
Blow harder! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 202)
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Wanna Bang? Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 183)
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Available from 1st October
Miserable Screaming Children Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling Dad holding his smiling son by the jaw. The child says Dad, when i grow up i want to be as funny as you think you are
As funny as you think you are Card
£2.95 (DMU 250)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
Massive Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMU 211)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling
Some commoner Card
£2.95 (DMU 223)
I love my cat Card
£2.95 (DMU 205)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other. One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?
Can we be friends Card
£2.95 (DMU 224)
Play On My Big Organ Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 160)
A funny Birthday card featuring a care nurse smiling and talking to an older man using a walking frame. She says Happy Birthday you decrepit old fossil
Decrepit old fossil Card
£2.95 (DMU 261)
A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of four young women walking along a beach in swimsuits. One of them asks Which one of us is the bad influence?
Bad influence Card
£2.95 (DMU 254)
A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 242)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a young woman in a stripy dress on the phone. She is asking Let's make our usual mistake of drinking too much prosecco
Too much prosecco Card
£2.95 (DMU 255)
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Available from 1st October
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 78)
Only My Dog Understands Me Card
£2.95 (DMU 198)
A funny retro birthday card with a man and woman in a close smooch. She says I always get a warm feeling when I'm around you to which he replies That's because I've just farted
Warm feeling when you're around Card
£2.95 (DMU 263)
Goodbye Youth Card
£2.95 (DMU 139)
A birthday card featuring a 1960's picture of two men in yellow and brown sweaters looking into the distance
Please don't be a twat Card
£2.95 (DMU 237)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling older lady sitting in a chair and talking on the phone
Turned into your mother Card
£2.95 (DMU 236)
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Available from 1st October
Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)
A funny retro Valentine's Day card with a man and woman both looking to camera against a red background. He asks What's for Dinner? to which she replies A Blowjob
What's for dinner Card
£2.95 (DMU 264)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a mum whisking and holding a bowl.
Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card
£2.95 (DMU 249)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man lying in a hospital bed being visited by his wife
Exhausted after the washing up Card
£2.95 (DMU 267)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a stern looking woman in a pink blouse holding one hand up to camera
The whole 29 again routine Card
£2.95 (DMU 222)
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Available from 1st October
Mum's on the Wine! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)
Massive slutbag Card
£2.95 (DMU 206)
Blow Job You Promised Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 184)
Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card
£2.95 (DMU 128)
A birthday card with a modern photo of two young women drinking wine and holding to the camera. One, in a pink dress says You've aged really well. The other replies Thank you, to which she replies I meant the wine
You've aged really well Card
£2.95 (DMU 244)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy
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Available from 1st October
No hugging Please Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)
We think you smell Card
£2.95 (DMU 204)
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Available from 1st October
Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)
I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card
£2.95 (DMU 111)
A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days
My back is stiff Card
£2.95 (DMU 257)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a smiling middle ages couple looking to camera
Arsehole with a Card
£2.95 (DMU 215)
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Available from 1st October
Booty Call Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a woman looking down at a man digging in her garden borders
Poking around in my bush Card
£2.95 (DMU 213)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son
Dad... Ask Your Mum Card
£2.95 (DMU 148)
A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of two young women in swimsuits standing on the beach, with one waving into the distance
Goodbye poor life choices Card
£2.95 (DMU 268)
A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk
Let Me Put You On Hold Card
£2.95 (DMU 38)
A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen
Call was important to us Card
£2.95 (DMU 235)
A funny retro birthday card featuring two young women both sitting in a hair parlour with their heads under dryers. One says It's my birthday to which the other replies I don't care
I Don't care Card
£2.95 (DMU 260)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s picture of a smiling middle aged woman at an office desk talking on the phone. She says Happy birthday to someone else who has no clue what they actually do for a job
No clue what they do for a job Card
£2.95 (DMU 253)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen
Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 230)
Alexa, Send Wine Card
£2.95 (DMU 164)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.95 (DMU 252)
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
Just a Fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 212)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family
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Available from 1st October
Piss Of Kids Card
£1.00 £2.95
A funny birthday card with a 1980s picture of a smiling group of office employees all looking to camera
Did you bring cake Card
£2.95 (DMU 266)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock
Being a Dad is so exhausting Card
£2.95 (DMU 233)
Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum
£2.95 (DMU 192)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro styled picture of a husband giving his excited looking wife a birthday present
It's only a new iron Card
£2.95 (DMU 269)
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Available from 1st October
Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 62)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth
Cup of wine Card
£2.95 (DMU 240)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts
Big an idiot as your dad Card
£2.95 (DMU 232)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two men men leaning against a big tree looking away from each other. One says Dickhead and the other says Bellend
Dickhead Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMU 258)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young man and woman staring off into the distance
What are we looking at Card
£2.95 (DMU 238)
Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card
£2.95 (DMU 181)
Biggest Bellend Award Card
£2.95 (DMU 179)
I'm Getting Wasted Card
£2.95 (DMU 142)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a young glamourous woman in a nightdress waking up against a pink background
Never too early for champagne Card
£2.95 (DMU 274)
A funny retro birthday card featuring two men in fencing costumes drawing their swords at each other. One says You could just offer to pay for a round instead of resorting to this
Fencing guys Card
£2.95 (DMU 262)
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of a woman smiling using an exercising bike
I hate exercising Card
£2.95 (DMU 214)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man and woman and the woman looking happy and content
That thing with your wallet Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 219)
My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 194)
A funny birthday card with a 1960s picture of two young women closely whispering to each other in front of a purple background
No idea how this adult thing works Card
£2.95 (DMU 271)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man and woman with their faces stuck together
You're stuck with me Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 225)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of worried looking man answering the phone
Bank of Dad Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMU 199)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1950s picture of a smiling woman in a circus costume holding a blank white placard
All the fucks I give Card
£2.95 (DMU 275)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a young girl playing at a piano while her mother looks on and the father sits in the background
How is my recital Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMU 248)
A birthday card with 1960s photo of a middle aged man with his finger to his mouth making a shh noise
Really really old Card
£2.95 (DMU 227)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a family sitting down to dinner
Smelt that fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 201)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture a young couple looking off to the distance in contemplation against a dark blue background
Punch a ghost Card
£2.95 (DMU 276)
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Available from 1st October
All I Want Is A New President Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1970s smiling man laughing and pointing to the camera saying I wouldn't be celebrating a birthday at your age
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two middle aged men sat at at a cafe counter with cups of tea
What did you get up to last night Card
£2.95 (DMU 272)
A funny card, perfect for Valentines featuring a smiling man and woman standing at a tennis net holding their rackets
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.95 (DMU 243)
Little People Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 169)
You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card
£2.95 (DMU 146)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling man in a smart suit looking to camera. He's saying Who's the Daddy
Who's the Daddy Card
£2.95 (DMU 251)
A funny Fathers Day card with a picture of a dad reading a book to his son
Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMU 200)
Unnecessarily Offensive Card
£2.95 (DMU 197)
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Available from 1st October
A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)
Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 171)
Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMU 107)
A funny birthday card featuring a disturbing and unrealistic AI generated image of three women with odd heads and all manner of random craziness going on
Hang of this AI thing yet Card
£2.95 (DMU 270)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a father lifting up his daughter in their garden. She wishes him Happy father's day to which he replies Oh shit, my back
Oh shit my back Card
£2.95 (DMU 265)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a smiling mother whispering into her daughter's ear saying Be a sweetie and fix Mummy a gin
Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 231)
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Available from 1st October
Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 196)
Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum
£2.95 (DMU 191)
Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 170)
Whatsapp Group Card
£2.95 (DMU 168)

Funny, Rude and Cheeky Birthday Cards

Named after the speech bubbles on the cards, these cards have people saying what you are probably thinking but afraid to say!

New designs are always launching in this range, so always pop back to see the new designs. One of the popular cards is the Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again design, which will resonate with anyone who works in an office and had to call IT Support. This is the answer you really want to give them! Available as a mug too for the boys and girls in the IT department.