Bubbles Greeting Cards

Looking for a birthday card with a speech bubble? Then you're at the right place. Enjoy!

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card

£2.95 (DMU 46)

I've Spotted Some Cock Card

£2.95 (DMU 180)

Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card

£2.95 (DMU 101)

Happy birthday dickhead Card

£2.95 (DMU 216)

Up to my tits in gin Card

£2.95 (DMU 234)

Laugh at the same jokes Card

£2.95 (DMU 217)

Whisper something sexy Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 226)

Swearing cats Card

£2.95 (DMU 241)

You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards

£2.95 (DMU 121)

Available from 24th March

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)

Available from 24th March

Let's get this party started Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)

What age are you pretending to be Card

£2.95 (DMU 245)

Available from 24th March

You Don't Need To Remind Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)

Available from 24th March

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Available from 24th March

Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 119)

Never Completely Trust A Fart Card

£2.95 (DMU 143)

You Vile Old Bitch Card

£2.95 (DMU 133)

Same age as old people Card

£2.95 (DMU 239)

Make Birthdays Great Again Card

£2.95 (DMU 167)

Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card

£2.95 (DMU 44)

I've still got it Card

£2.95 (DMU 247)

Pissed yourself yet Card

£2.95 (DMU 207)

Available from 24th March

I'm Not Insulting You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)

Doctor my back aches Card

£2.95 (DMU 229)

Bitchy And Judgmental Card

£2.95 (DMU 159)

Available from 24th March

Massive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 211)

I couldn't give a fuck Card

£2.95 (DMU 246)

Happy Birthday You Old Fucker Card

£2.95 (DMU 61)

Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 220)

Whose birthday is it Card

£2.95 (DMU 256)

Available from 24th March

Blow harder! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 202)

Available from 24th March

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

That Cake Is Mine Card

£2.95 (DMU 131)

Available from 24th March

Wanna Bang? Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 183)

Bladder wakes you up Card

£2.95 (DMU 259)

Amazing shit Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 242)

Available from 24th March

Play On My Big Organ Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 160)

Warm feeling when you're around Card

£2.95 (DMU 263)

Decrepit old fossil Card

£2.95 (DMU 261)

As funny as you think you are Card

£2.95 (DMU 250)

Exhausted after the washing up Card

£2.95 (DMU 267)

Some commoner Card

£2.95 (DMU 223)

Too much prosecco Card

£2.95 (DMU 255)

Goodbye Youth Card

£2.95 (DMU 139)

Bad influence Card

£2.95 (DMU 254)

Available from 24th March

I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 111)

Available from 24th March

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 78)

Can we be friends Card

£2.95 (DMU 224)

I love my cat Card

£2.95 (DMU 205)

Available from 24th March

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)

What's for dinner Card

£2.95 (DMU 264)

Available from 24th March

Just a Fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 212)

Available from 24th March

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Turned into your mother Card

£2.95 (DMU 236)

Available from 24th March

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 181)

Please don't be a twat Card

£2.95 (DMU 237)

Blow Job You Promised Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 184)

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card

£2.95 (DMU 128)

Available from 24th March

Biggest Bellend Award Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 179)

Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card

£2.95 (DMU 249)

The whole 29 again routine Card

£2.95 (DMU 222)

Available from 24th March

No hugging Please Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)

You've aged really well Card

£2.95 (DMU 244)

Massive slutbag Card

£2.95 (DMU 206)

Available from 24th March

Booty Call Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)

Arsehole with a Card

£2.95 (DMU 215)

We think you smell Card

£2.95 (DMU 204)

Shit in my hands and clap Card

£2.95 (DMU 279)

I Don't care Card

£2.95 (DMU 260)

Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 230)

Alexa, Send Wine Card

£2.95 (DMU 164)

Goodbye poor life choices Card

£2.95 (DMU 268)

Dad... Ask Your Mum Card

£2.95 (DMU 148)

Punch a ghost Card

£2.95 (DMU 276)

My back is stiff Card

£2.95 (DMU 257)

Let Me Put You On Hold Card

£2.95 (DMU 38)

Call was important to us Card

£2.95 (DMU 235)

What did you get up to last night Card

£2.95 (DMU 272)

It's only a new iron Card

£2.95 (DMU 269)

Available from 24th March

Wine Appreciation Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 150)

Birthday pint down the local Card

£2.95 (DMU 252)

12 inches of pleasure Card

£2.95 (DMU 278)

Did you bring cake Card

£2.95 (DMU 266)

No clue what they do for a job Card

£2.95 (DMU 253)

Available from 24th March

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

I'm Getting Wasted Card

£2.95 (DMU 142)

Available from 24th March

We're Pretty Special Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 177)

Never too early for champagne Card

£2.95 (DMU 274)

No idea how this adult thing works Card

£2.95 (DMU 271)

Dickhead Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMU 258)

That thing with your wallet Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 219)

Available from 24th March

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 70)

Available from 24th March

All I Want Is A New President Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)

Cup of wine Card

£2.95 (DMU 240)

Big an idiot as your dad Card

£2.95 (DMU 232)

All the fucks I give Card

£2.95 (DMU 275)

What are we looking at Card

£2.95 (DMU 238)

Available from 24th March

Unnecessarily Offensive Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 197)

Available from 24th March

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Available from 24th March

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

Little People Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 169)

Available from 24th March

Only My Dog Understands Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 198)

Fencing guys Card

£2.95 (DMU 262)

Available from 24th March

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)

Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card

£2.95 (DMU 273)

I hate exercising Card

£2.95 (DMU 214)

You're stuck with me Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 225)

I go wild swimming Card

£2.95 (DMU 280)

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 248)

Available from 24th March

Top of the List Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 178)

Get my balls out for you Card

£2.95 (DMU 243)

Really really old Card

£2.95 (DMU 227)

Smelt that fart Card

£2.95 (DMU 201)

Available from 24th March

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 79)

Romantic night in with the air fryer Card

£2.95 (DMU 277)

Hang of this AI thing yet Card

£2.95 (DMU 270)

Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMU 200)

Available from 24th March

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card

£2.95 (DMU 146)

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 107)

Available from 24th March

Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)

Blah blah birthday something Card

£2.95 (DMU 281)

Who's the Daddy Card

£2.95 (DMU 251)

Available from 24th March

Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 196)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMU 191)

Available from 24th March

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

Whatsapp Group Card

£2.95 (DMU 168)

Just Let Me File This Card

£2.95 (DMU 165)

Available from 24th March

Bro Do You Even Lift Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 113)

Oh shit my back Card

£2.95 (DMU 265)

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 231)

Funny, Rude and Cheeky Birthday Cards

Named after the speech bubbles on the cards, these cards have people saying what you are probably thinking but afraid to say!

New designs are always launching in this range, so always pop back to see the new designs. One of the popular cards is the Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again design, which will resonate with anyone who works in an office and had to call IT Support. This is the answer you really want to give them! Available as a mug too for the boys and girls in the IT department.