Bubbles Greeting Cards

Looking for a birthday card with a speech bubble? Then you're at the right place. Enjoy!

I've Spotted Some Cock Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 180)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 46)

Top of the List Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 178)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin

Up to my tits in gin Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 234)

A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns

Happy birthday dickhead Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 216)

Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 101)

A birthday card with a retro picture of two well dressed women sitting on a sofa. One in a blue dress says I love that we laugh at the same jokes, make fun of the same people and are both fabulous bitches

Laugh at the same jokes Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 217)

You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 93)

A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background

Swearing cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 241)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 79)

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 127)

You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards

£2.75 GBP (DMU 121)

A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear

Whisper something sexy Valentines Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 226)

A birthday card with a 1950s picture of two middle aged women close together looking into the distance. One is saying What age are you pretending to be this Birthday?

What age are you pretending to be Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 245)

You're On My To Do List Valentines Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 186)

A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around

You Don't Need To Remind Me Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 134)

A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart

Never Completely Trust A Fart Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 143)

You Vile Old Bitch Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 133)

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Card

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 70)

Make Birthdays Great Again Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 167)

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 88)

A greeting card with a 1960s photo of a serious looking older man in deep thought

Same age as old people Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 239)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it

I've still got it Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 247)

A birthday card with a vintage style picture of a woman looking at a greetings card in a shop

Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 44)

Bro Do You Even Lift Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 113)

Just Let Me File This Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 165)

Happy Birthday You Old Fucker Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 61)

We're Pretty Special Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 177)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a blue sweater talking on the phone. She is saying Hello, yes... I couldn't give a fuck. Bye!

I couldn't give a fuck Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 246)

Pissed yourself yet Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 207)

Bitchy And Judgmental Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 159)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a doctor and nurse chatting to a middle aged lady in her hospital bed

Doctor my back aches Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 229)

Be There In Person Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 187)

A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling Dad holding his smiling son by the jaw. The child says Dad, when i grow up i want to be as funny as you think you are

As funny as you think you are Card

A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other. One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?

Can we be friends Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 224)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera

Massive Bellend Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 211)

Let's get this party started Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 203)

I love my cat Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 205)

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 144)

A mothers day card with a 1990s picture of a daughter hugging her mother on a park bench

Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 220)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 60)

Play On My Big Organ Valentines Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 160)

A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling

Some commoner Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 223)

A birthday card with a modern photo of two young women drinking wine and holding to the camera. One, in a pink dress says You've aged really well. The other replies Thank you, to which she replies I meant the wine

You've aged really well Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 244)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 78)

A birthday card with a photo of an old man and woman playing a jigsaw puzzle

Life after lockdown Card

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 209)

Only My Dog Understands Me Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 198)

Wanna Bang? Valentines Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 183)

That Cake Is Mine Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 131)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young woman holding a pair of collie dogs

Less humans more dogs Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 228)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling older lady sitting in a chair and talking on the phone

Turned into your mother Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 236)

A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a stern looking woman in a pink blouse holding one hand up to camera

The whole 29 again routine Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 222)

We think you smell Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 204)

I'm Not Insulting You Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 151)

Goodbye Youth Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 139)

A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a mum whisking and holding a bowl.

Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 249)

A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!

Amazing shit Valentines Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 242)

A birthday card featuring a 1960's picture of two men in yellow and brown sweaters looking into the distance

Please don't be a twat Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 237)

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 161)

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 128)

A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days

My back is stiff Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 257)

A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a young woman in a stripy dress on the phone. She is asking Let's make our usual mistake of drinking too much prosecco

Too much prosecco Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 255)

A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of four young women walking along a beach in swimsuits. One of them asks Which one of us is the bad influence?

Bad influence Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 254)

A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen

Call was important to us Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 235)

I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 111)

A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 233)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy

No hugging Please Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 208)

Massive slutbag Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 206)

Blow harder! Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 202)

Blow Job You Promised Valentines Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 184)

Alexa, Send Wine Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 164)

Booty Call Valentines Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 162)

Wine Appreciation Day Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 150)

A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts

Big an idiot as your dad Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 232)

A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a smiling middle ages couple looking to camera

Arsehole with a Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 215)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a woman looking down at a man digging in her garden borders

Poking around in my bush Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 213)

A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son

Dad... Ask Your Mum Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 148)

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 145)

A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two young women talking closely to each other. One asks Whose birthday is it? to which the other replies Fuck knows I'm wasted

Whose birthday is it Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 256)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s picture of a smiling middle aged woman at an office desk talking on the phone. She says Happy birthday to someone else who has no clue what they actually do for a job

No clue what they do for a job Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 253)

A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk

Let Me Put You On Hold Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 38)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth

Cup of wine Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 240)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young man and woman staring off into the distance

What are we looking at Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 238)

A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen

Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 230)

A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man and woman with their faces stuck together

You're stuck with me Valentines Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 225)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture of woman in a dressing gown and hair rollers standing next to a taller man in denim work gear with a bright yellow hard hat and holding a toolbox

Helmet and Toolbox Valentines Card

A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse

Just a Fart Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 212)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 194)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family

Piss Of Kids Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 175)

A funny Fathers Day card about playing golf

I Hate Golf Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 174)

Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 119)

A funny Birthday card featuring a care nurse smiling and talking to an older man using a walking frame. She says Happy Birthday you decrepit old fossil

Decrepit old fossil Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 261)

A funny retro birthday card featuring two young women both sitting in a hair parlour with their heads under dryers. One says It's my birthday to which the other replies I don't care

I Don't care Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 260)

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum

£2.75 GBP (DMU 192)

Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 185)

Biggest Bellend Award Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 179)

I'm Getting Wasted Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 142)

A funny retro birthday card with a man and woman in a close smooch. She says I always get a warm feeling when I'm around you to which he replies That's because I've just farted

Warm feeling when you're around Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 263)

A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock

Bladder wakes you up Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 259)

A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife

Birthday pint down the local Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 252)

A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a young girl playing at a piano while her mother looks on and the father sits in the background

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 248)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture of a woman smiling using an exercising bike

I hate exercising Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 214)

Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 62)

A birthday card with 1960s photo of a middle aged man with his finger to his mouth making a shh noise

Really really old Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 227)

A birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man and woman and the woman looking happy and content

That thing with your wallet Valentines Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 219)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a family sitting down to dinner

Smelt that fart Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 201)

All I Want Is A New President Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 182)

Why Couldn't You Be a Bottle Of Gin Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 125)

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 108)

A funny retro Valentine's Day card with a man and woman both looking to camera against a red background. He asks What's for Dinner? to which she replies A Blowjob

What's for dinner Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 264)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of worried looking man answering the phone

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£2.75 GBP (DMU 199)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 193)

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 181)

A funny retro birthday card featuring two men in fencing costumes drawing their swords at each other. One says You could just offer to pay for a round instead of resorting to this

Fencing guys Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 262)

A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two men men leaning against a big tree looking away from each other. One says Dickhead and the other says Bellend

Dickhead Bellend Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 258)

A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling man in a smart suit looking to camera. He's saying Who's the Daddy

Who's the Daddy Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 251)

A funny card, perfect for Valentines featuring a smiling man and woman standing at a tennis net holding their rackets

Get my balls out for you Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 243)

A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a smiling mother whispering into her daughter's ear saying Be a sweetie and fix Mummy a gin

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 231)

A mothers day card with a retro picture of a mother and her young daughter listening to shells on the beach

What can you hear Mummy Card for Mum

£2.75 GBP (DMU 221)

A funny Fathers Day card with a picture of a dad reading a book to his son

Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad

£2.75 GBP (DMU 200)

Unnecessarily Offensive Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 197)

Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 196)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.75 GBP (DMU 191)

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 171)

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 170)

Little People Mothers Day Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 169)

Whatsapp Group Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 168)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 146)

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 107)

Funny, Rude and Cheeky Birthday Cards

Named after the speech bubbles on the cards, these cards have people saying what you are probably thinking but afraid to say!

New designs are always launching in this range, so always pop back to see the new designs. One of the popular cards is the Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again design, which will resonate with anyone who works in an office and had to call IT Support. This is the answer you really want to give them! Available as a mug too for the boys and girls in the IT department.