Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card

£2.75 GBP
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Finally a totally innocent card... hold on a second, oh bollocks. Maybe next year!

A birthday card with a vintage style picture of a woman looking at a greetings card in a shop and a speech bubble that reads ‘Finally a card that doesn’t have fuck, wank, bollocks, cock or tosser on’ in capitalised black font.

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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