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Here you will find a range of cards that are exclusive to the Dean Morris Cards website!

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If your order contains both Exclusive cards and other cards or gifts you will receive your order in two separate shipments that may arrive on different days. Tracked delivery is not currently available for orders with exclusive cards.

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A leopard print birthday card with bold white text that reads Happy birthday to a total slag
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Total Slag Card
£3.50 (WEB 08)
A funny personalisable deep yellow birthday card with pink and blue text that reads Happy birthday - name - Here's to another year of not giving a single fuck
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Another year of not giving a single fuck Card
£3.50 (WEB 14)
A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera
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Grumpy old git Card
£3.50 (WEB 32)
A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time
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Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card
£3.50 (WEB 31)
A funny personalisable simple white birthday card with black text that reads Name - This is the shittest birthday card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 30)
A funny personalisable simple white Christmas card with black, green and red text that reads Name - This is the shittest Christmas card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 29)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a picture of an exhuasted looking Father Christmas looking to camera. White text above him reads Santa says - Name - Go fuck yourself!
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Santa says go fuck yourself Card
£3.50 (WEB 28)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera. Rounded lowercase white text above her reads Name - You scrub up well for an old floozy
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Personalised Old Floozy Card
£3.50 (WEB 27)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat
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Personalised You're a twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 26)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing upwards to jolly white text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead Card
£3.50 (WEB 25)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents with white text above them that reads Merry Christmas to the best couple in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the best couple Card
£3.50 (WEB 24)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!
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Merry Christmas you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 23)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
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Merry Christmas to the best bitch Card
£3.50 (WEB 22)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1970s picture of two women, slightly drunk laughing on their knees with white text above that reads Get ready for another piss up in - town name
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Get ready for another piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 21)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
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Best bitch in town name Card
£3.50 (WEB 20)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I'm not sayhing you're old but if you werew milk I'd sniff you firs
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I'm not saying you're old Card
£3.50 (WEB 19)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of jolly Santa Claus in his workshop pointing to camera with white text above that reads Nothing for you - name - you're a cunt!
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Nothing your you Card
£3.50 (WEB 18)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of lots of healthy fruit and veg overlaid with bold white text that reads This card is one of your five a day
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One of your five a day Card
£3.50 (WEB 17)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired man holding two pints of beer with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 16)
A funny greeting card with a kitsch 1950s illustration of a cowboy riding a horse overlaid with bold white western text that reads Save a horse ride a cowboy
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Save a horse Card
£3.50 (WEB 13)
A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...
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Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 12)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, blue and yellow text that reads Happy birthday to the biggest twat in...
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Happy birthday to the biggest twat in Card
£3.50 (WEB 11)
A funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I was going to buy you a birthday present but I spent the money on booze and porn instead
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Booze and porn Card
£3.50 (WEB 10)
A rude dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I could have got you a nice birthday card you big twat but who needs that fake bullshit friendship?
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Fake bullshit Card
£3.50 (WEB 09)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling woman in a striped shirt with a big beehive haircut
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Avoid candles on the Birthday cake Card
£3.50 (WEB 07)
A funny red birthday card with bold yellowm and white text that reads Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person, that's £200 off for a family of four. Oh, and happy birthday
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Jet2 Holiday Card
£3.50 (WEB 06)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage kitsch illustration of two kittens
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Cats are cunts Card
£3.50 (WEB 05)
A funny birthday card with a red, blue and purple pattern overlaid with bold white text that reads Ask me about my superpowers
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Ask me about my super powers Card
£3.50 (WEB 04)
A funny birthday card featuring a victorian sepia photo of a smiling middle aged woman against a brown background
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Mabel suck cock Card
£3.50 (WEB 03)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro 1980s yearbook photo of a young man with a thin moustache and classic mullet
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Wayne was a wanker card
£3.50 (WEB 02)
A funny red birthday card with bold red ands black text in white boxes that reads Happy birthday to a fully paid up member of the Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati club!
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Tofu eating wokerati Card
£3.50 (WEB 01)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired woman drinking a glass of champange with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!
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Happy birthday you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 15)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
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Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)