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I'm not saying you're old Card

£3.50
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Is your on friend getting a bit old, better sniff them first - if they were milk that is.

A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I'm not saying you're old but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.

Delivery Note
Personalised and exclusive cards are currently only available for orders delivered to a UK address.

SKU: WEB 19

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

Shipping & Delivery

Worldwide shipping available - Free Royal Mail 2nd Class delivery on all UK orders £10 or over

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International orders are sent Royal Mail International Tracked, and for EU orders duty paid using the IOSS scheme.