Better Than Half Price Cheap Christmas Cards

Here is a selection of our reduced Christmas UK greetings cards updated for 2025 in our Xmas sale, and they are all half price or better - so that's great quality, cheap Christmas cards!

To view our Better than Half Price Sale for Everyday cards Click HERE.

Available from 10th September

Just Off Down The Pub Cards

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 272)

Available from 10th September

I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 253)

Available from 10th September

All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 237)

Available from 10th September

Insufferable festive excitement Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 316)

Available from 10th September

Thanks I hate it Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 304)

Available from 10th September

Eat Drink And Be Merry Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 01)

Available from 10th September

Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 298)

Available from 10th September

Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 276)

Available from 10th September

Carol singers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 314)

Available from 10th September

Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 12)

Available from 10th September

Clueless Boris Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 11)

Available from 10th September

You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 247)

Available from 10th September

Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 05)

A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese

Available from 10th September

98% Cheese Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DBX 07)

Available from 10th September

I'm dreaming of shite Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 295)

Available from 10th September

Naughty Donald Trump Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 09)

Available from 10th September

Smell of reindeer poo Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 85)

Available from 10th September

Fingers in ears Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)

Available from 10th September

Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card

Available from 10th September

Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 11)

Available from 10th September

Boris Johnson Level Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 14)

Available from 10th September

Miss You Like Fuck Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 17)

Available from 10th September

Merry Fucking Brexit Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 235)

Available from 10th September

Lost money on crypto Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)

Available from 10th September

Can't Even Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)

Available from 10th September

We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 234)

Available from 10th September

Happy new normal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)

Available from 10th September

Nosey Cunt Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 79)

Available from 10th September

Everything Is Shit Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 287)

Available from 10th September

Merry Prosecco Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 249)

Available from 10th September

Another shitty year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 306)

Available from 10th September

Biggest sassy bitch I know Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 305)

Available from 10th September

Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 197)

Available from 10th September

Merry Fuckmas Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 89)

Available from 10th September

Nothing For You! I've Seen Your Snapchat Nudes Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 241)

Available from 10th September

'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card

Grab your 50% off UK Christmas Cards

So grab yourself a cheap Christmas card or cards - we won't object - and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

If you fancy some everyday bargains You may want to look at our Half Price Everyday Cards and Gifts selection and we have a great range of Secret Santa gifts for under £5 and £10, too.