PLEASE NOTE: Only full price cards are available. Gifts and sale items will be back in stock Sunday 22nd September.

Mugs

At Dean Morris Cards, we simply love rude mugs. So, if you’re looking for a funny rude coffee mug, whether it’s something for the office, as a Christmas stocking filler or as a rude novelty mug for friends or family, we’ve got them all!

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Available from 22nd September
I Love Cock Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 05)
A novelty mug with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Available from 22nd September
Another day of dealing Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 41)

Available from 22nd September
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 04)

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 01)

Available from 22nd September
I Love My Pussy Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 21)

Available from 22nd September
Fuck Bollocks Wank Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 03)
A bright yellow novelty mug with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

Available from 22nd September
I hate everyone Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 43)
A deep pink novelty mug with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt

Available from 22nd September
Nosey cunt Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 42)
A white novelty mug with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

Available from 22nd September
I always poo on work time Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 37)
A white novelty mug with bold rainbow coloured text on both sides that reads Big gay mug

Available from 22nd September
Big gay mug Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 35)
A white novelty mug with dark blue and red text that reads World's nest arsehole

Available from 22nd September
World's best arsehole Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 44)
A novelty mug with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 22nd September
Totally gay Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 40)
A novelty mug with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font

Available from 22nd September
Fuck off Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 39)
A yellow novelty mug with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Available from 22nd September
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 38)
A novelty mug with the pattern of the progress pride flag on two sides of the handle

Available from 22nd September
Progress pride flag Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 36)
A white novelty mug with bold black text that reads Full time cunt

Available from 22nd September
Full time cunt Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 34)
A mug with a background sunburst of ‘pride’ rainbow colours, centring on the caption ‘Yasss queen’ written in chunky bold white 3D style letters in black relief

Available from 22nd September
Yasss Queen Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 33)

Available from 22nd September
I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 30)

Available from 22nd September
I Need A Poo Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 27)

Available from 22nd September
Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 16)

Available from 22nd September
You Big Knob Jockey Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 06)

Available from 22nd September
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 02)

Novelty Mugs for Work

A mug can be a great fun statement for the office. We have plenty of funny mugs for work and people will know it’s yours – no more hunting around for that old skanky mug sitting in the sink that who knows who last used and when. Although we’d urge caution for the office environment with some of our ruder mugs - if it’s for work use your own judgement, as some of these might be ruder than your workmates / boss would like!

Make a statement with an apt message telling them in no uncertain terms who should make the coffee, or how much you care about their little dramas. Brighten up your daily cuppa with a thought on a long life or how you would so like some peace and quiet. Express yourself about how much you enjoy your job or perhaps how you appreciate the fantastic technical advice on your PC from the local office know-it-all.

Christmas Novelty Mugs

Mugs make great stocking fillers at Christmas, and a colourful and welcome gift for a birthday – your friend or family member will always remember who got them that mug.

If it’s for Christmas – how about a secret Santa mug? They’re relatively inexpensive and who doesn’t like getting a mug – it’s useful and will remind them of you each time they drink from it. Choose your message carefully!

As a Great Everyday Present Idea

A mug can be the perfect gift, at a surprisingly affordable price, that is just enough to spend on a colleague’s birthday or as a great extra to a main present. Or maybe indulge yourself and splash out to cheer up each day for yourself.

Gay Mugs

We have a popular range of gay cards and our funny gay coffee mugs are taken from some of the best of these – perfect to complement to that card you just bought!

So, take a good look at our range, and we’re sure you’ll find something that’s right for the occasion. And remember, we have coasters to go with the mugs and you can even buy wrapping paper! Brilliant! A one-stop shop for a birthday right here at Dean Morris Cards! Remember to join our newsletter to get a discount voucher and for special offers throughout the year, too. Cheers!