Cards and Gifts for a Brother or Sister

Brothers and sisters need a card on their birthday that will tell them how you really feel about them, so whether you're looking for funny brother birthday cards or something for your sister, we're here for you!

Another year of dealing Card

£2.95 (DMA 520)

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card

£2.95 (DMA 293)

Available from 24th March

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Never act your age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 509)

Happy birthday to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMA 568)

Grown Into A Great Man Card

£2.95 (DMA 435)

Never act your age Male Card

£2.95 (DMA 510)

I Love your stupid face Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMA 463)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMA 260)

Available from 24th March

Let's grow old together Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 464)

I fucking love you Valentine's Day Card

Amazing shit Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 242)

Merry Christmas is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMX 348)

Warm feeling when you're around Card

£2.95 (DMU 263)

My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card

Sit On My Face Valentines Card

Happy Holigays Card

£2.95 (RAN 124)

What's for dinner Card

£2.95 (DMU 264)

Big gay birthday Card

£2.95 (RAN 145)

Happy Birthday princess Card

£2.95 (DMA 546)

Four billion men Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 147)

Cute Guys Couple Gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 82)

Love you so much Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 149)

Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card

Available from 24th March

Biggest Bellend Award Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 179)

I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 143)

Christmas jumper wanker Card

£2.95 (DMX 350)

Poppers and Lube Card

£2.95 (DMV 146)

Punch a ghost Card

£2.95 (DMU 276)

Available from 24th March

Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 412)

A bold and irreverent Valentine’s card set on a deep black background, with oversized red and white text shouting your declaration: “I fucking love you name”

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I fucking love you Card

£3.50 (WEB 45)

A hilarious and gloriously over-the-top Valentine’s card featuring a smouldering, open-shirted hunk posing against a dramatic red sky

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Sexiest stud Card

£3.50 (WEB 43)

Daddy Cool Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 438)

You have a cute Butt Card

£2.95 (RAN 144)

Birthday pint down the local Card

£2.95 (DMU 252)

Available from 24th March

Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 68)

Available from 24th March

Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)

Available from 24th March

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 151)

Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 133)

Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card

£2.95 (DSS 70)

I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 545)

Happy Valentine's Gay Card

£2.95 (DMV 145)

Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card

£2.95 (DMV 128)

You may not be as gay as this Card

£2.95 (RAN 147)

Pride guys Card

£2.95 (RAN 104)

A funny personalisable card featuring a bold red background with chunky white text that reads “I love you name even if you are massive bellend.”

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I love you bellend Card

£3.50 (WEB 41)

I really really etc love you Card

£2.95 (DMV 166)

Available from 24th March

It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 373)

Get my balls out for you Card

£2.95 (DMU 243)

Love comes in every colour Card

£2.95 (DMV 137)

Available from 24th March

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

Love You in a gay way Card

£2.95 (DMV 153)

Happy Birthday To My Brilliant Boyfriend Card

£2.95 (DSS 69)

Brilliant boyfriend Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 132)

Pride girls Card

£2.95 (RAN 105)