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A funny birthday card featuring a 1950s picture of a smiling woman in a circus costume holding a blank white placard
All the fucks I give Card
£2.95 (DMU 275)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a cute dog wearing a party hat surrounded by balloons and streamers
Are there treats Card
£2.95 (DMA 590)
Biggest Bellend Award Card
£2.95 (DMU 179)
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.95 (DMA 362)
A greeting card with a picture of Trump and reads Birthday Kisses from Donald
Birthday Kisses From Donald Card
£2.95 (DMA 327)
Bitchy And Judgmental Card
£2.95 (DMU 159)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s bold colour photo of four women with big hair and impeccable 1980s fashions against a bright pink background
Born in the 80's Card
£2.95 (DMA 598)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling middle aged man in a smart suit. White and purple text above him reads Happy birthday from one creaky old fart to another
Creaky old Fart Card
£2.95 (DMA 597)
A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat
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Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two smiling women in glamourous dresses holding cocktail glasses
Drunk by Midnight Card
£2.75 (DMA 588)
A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 247)
A funny birthday card featuring an illustration of Girl with a pearl earing but it has been manipulated to make her look like she has a massive hangover
Girl with a birthday hangover Card
£2.95 (RAN 176)
A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.95 (DMA 445)
A birthday card with a picture of a woman twirling her big skirt exposing her thighs
Go On, Flash Your Gusset Card
£2.95 (DMA 148)
Goodbye Youth Card
£2.95 (DMU 139)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.95 (DMA 460)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.95 (DMA 435)
A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.95 (DMA 450)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 468)
Happy Bday Knob Head Card
£2.95 (GUM 08)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk holding a birthday cake with lots of candles against a deep red background. Bold white text above reads Happy birthday bestie
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 586)
A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns
Happy birthday dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMU 216)
A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 314)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 470)
A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.95 (DMA 469)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.95 (DMA 293)
A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne
Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Card
£2.95 (DMA 01)
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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card
£2.95
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple
Hello! Yes You! Card
£2.95 (DME 09)
Abirthday card with a photo of a 1960s camply dressed man
Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Card
£2.95 (DMA 220)
I've Spotted Some Cock Card
£2.95 (DMU 180)
I've Wanked Off In This Card Card
£2.95 (GUM 33)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photos of a smiling pensioner couple looking to the camera
Inside every old person Card
£2.95 (DMA 593)
A light blue birthday card with a vintage style drawing of two jovial men drinking alcohol
Jagerbombs Card
£2.95 (DME 24)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.95 (DMU 101)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
Massive Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMU 211)
A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card
£2.95 (DMA 190)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy woman popping her head in the corner of the card
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Card
£2.95 (DME 56)
A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart
Never Completely Trust A Fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 143)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 163)
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.95 (RAN 75)
A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 301)
Old floozy Card
£2.95 (DMA 456 Floozy)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.95 (DMA 456)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a man in a dinner jacket standing up looking at camera
One Year Older and Still a Dick Card
£2.95 (DMA 273)
Pissed yourself yet Card
£2.95 (DMU 207)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling wholesome looking woman standing in front of and behind the following text I'm just a fucking potty mouth and this card is exactly the same
Potty mouth Card
£2.95 (DMA 600)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.95 (DMA 300)
A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.95 (DMA 216)
Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Card
£2.95 (DMU 62)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit
Shit Myself With Excitement Card
£2.95 (DMA 355)
A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.95 (RAN 87)
A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 529)
A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 342)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMA 260)
A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae
Today Is All About You Girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 409)
A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Cards
£2.95 (DMA 303)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 524)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.95 (DMA 523)
A birthday card with the layout of wordle. Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
Wordle Freak Card
£2.95 (RAN 95)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man sat at desk in front of blackboard
You Sir Are A Knob Card
£2.95 (DMA 232)
You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards
£2.95 (DMU 121)
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
You're A Twat Card
£2.95 (DMA 325)
A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses
You're My Best Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 297)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.95 (DMA 434)
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
Your Gin Delivery Card
£2.95 (DMA 335)
A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle
Your Pet Unicorn Card
£2.95 (DMA 180)