Cards and Gifts from Pets

A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling dog and miserable cat

Difference between dogs and cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 300)

A Christmas card with a picture of two kittens by a christmas stocking. Rounded white text above and beside reads Merry Christmas We've done a poo in your shoe

Poo in your shoe Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 324)

A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background

Swearing cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 241)

A Christmas card with a festive picture of a miserable looking cat wearing a santa hat and red booties

Festive AF Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 263)

A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other

8 out of 10 Cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 402)

A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 216)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia

All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 237)

A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles

Happy Birthday from the Dog Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 469)

A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed in a santa outfit

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 213)

A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords

Feline overlords Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 516)

A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop

Merry Christmas from the dog Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 308)

A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle

Happy Birthday from the Cat Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 470)

A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop

Merry Christmas from the cat Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 309)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a miserable looking cat with a big green bow

Merry Fucking Card

A birthday card with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background. Rounded blue, pink and purple text above reads Happy Whatever

Happy whatever Card

£2.75 GBP (RAN 134)

A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking white cat against a red background

Christmas Cat Says Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 267)

A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe

Cats done a poo in your shoe Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 500)

Only My Dog Understands Me Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 198)

A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat

Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 433)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady

Crazy Cat Lady Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 04)

I love my cat Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 205)

Grumpy Cat Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 178)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on the side reads I love my cats

I Love My Cats Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 23)

There's No Problem Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP

A card with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair

See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Leaving (LARGE CARD)

£4.00 GBP (DML 18)

A badge reading 8 out of 10 cats think you're a cunt

8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 271)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black text on one side reads I love (heart symbol) my dog

I love my dog Pen

£2.75 GBP (PEN 64)

Wrapping paper with a picture of a very grumpy looking cat that has been dressed up in a Santa outfit next to some gifts

See This Cat - Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 GBP (DMW 34)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young woman holding a pair of collie dogs

Less humans more dogs Card

8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 157)

See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 131)

A bright red and blue badge with white slanted text that reads Less humans more dogs

Less humans more dogs Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 324)

A greeting card with a camp picture of a poodle outside a pink kennel

Fuck The Haters Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 398)

A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background

Birthday Cat Says Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 362)

A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front

Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 313)

A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background

Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 481)

Crazy Cat Lady Card

£2.75 GBP (GUM 18)

Wrapping paper with a repeated picture of a cat sitting up in an old fashioned arm chair

See This Cat - Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 GBP (DMW 36)

I Love You More Than Valentines Card

£2.75 GBP (DMV 78)

Love you almost as much as the dog funny Valentines card

£2.75 GBP (DMV 126)

Love you almost as much as the cat Valentines card

£2.75 GBP (DMV 125)

Only My Cat Understands Me Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 184)

Coaster Cat Says Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 169)

A coaster with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 131)

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Mug

£8.75 GBP (DMM 28)

A fridge magnet with two pictures on the front, a happy looking dog and an aloof looking cat

Dogs and cats Fridge Magnet

8 Out Of 10 Cats Fridge Magnet

There's No Problem a Play With My Pussy Won't Fix Fridge Manget

£2.75 GBP (DMG 127)

I Love My Pussy Fridge Magnet

£2.75 GBP (DMG 103)

I white badge reading I love cats

I Love My Cats Badge

£1.50 GBP (DMD 255)

A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background

Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 482)

A greeting card announcing you can never have enough cats

You Can Never Have Enough Cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 432)

Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids

£2.75 GBP (DMA 424)

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 388)

You'll Do Valentines Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 372)

A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background

Fuck You Cat Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 319)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 308)

A Fathers Day card calling him the dogs bollocks

You're The Dogs Bollocks Dad Card

£2.75 GBP (DAD 31)