PLEASE NOTE: Orders now placed, including Tracked 24 and First Class will be shipped Monday 26th January

Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half-price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Top of the List Card

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)

Fuck You Cat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)

Can It Be The 1980's Again Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 02)

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)

Totes Masc Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)

Let's get this party started Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)

You Don't Need To Remind Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)

Clueless Boris Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)

You Enjoy Your Avocado Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Beer I Love You! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)

Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 119)

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 48)

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

Look Who's All Grown Up! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 77)

A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.

World Fuckwit Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 08)

Birthday On Fleek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

I'm Not Insulting You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 12)

Happy Birthday Geek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 72)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)

How many can you see Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 91)

A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.

I'd Bake You A Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 06)

Your birthday is important to us Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 504)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 28)

Blow harder! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 202)

Mums Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font

Think Happy Thoughts Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 09)

Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 473)

OMG! I'm So excited Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 465)

Let's grow old together Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 464)

A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font

Happy Whatever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 01)

Happy Birthday Bae Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 272)

Massive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 211)

Nothing Says I Love You Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 114)

Wanna Bang? Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 183)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

You Sir Are a Knob Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 411)

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

I know it's your birthday Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 449)

You're a Massive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 317)

Boris Johnson Level Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)

Play On My Big Organ Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 160)

Mother Knows Best Coaster

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

Not going to give another fuck Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 533)

To you and your Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 76)

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 525)

Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMR 02)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 52)

You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

Office wanker Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 496)

Prosecco Princess Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 300)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 78)

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

You're doing great Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 68)

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 461)

Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 342)

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (Break 02)

I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card

I've lost loads on crypto Card

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

You're my Queen Card

Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 105)

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 241)

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

No hugging Please Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 81)

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 69)

Save Water Drink Wine Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 19)

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)

Friends are like stars Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 133)

Booty Call Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)

You're a Massive Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 150)

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card

Inspirational Quote Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 69)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)

Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 12)

Poking around in my bush Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 213)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 123)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

We Go Together Like My Penis and Your Vagina Valentines Card

Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 107)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 32)

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

An apple a day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 539)

Look Who's 21 Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 49)

Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 79)

Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

Biggest Bellend Award Card

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

Sexiest Hubby Ever Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 102)

Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

Just a Fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 212)

Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)

We Can't Celebrate Your Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 21)

Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 53)

Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 13)

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 192)

Wanna Netflix and Chill Card

£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

You're An Amazeballs Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 33)

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)

Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 40)

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

Huge Stiffy Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 52)

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 32)

Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 30)

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 412)

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

The Gays Got Married Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 23)

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Pretty Fucking Gay Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 05)

All I Want Is A New President Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)

Face Book Reminded Me Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DME 32)

For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 01)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 181)

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

I'm so proud of you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 100)

Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 115)

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

You Give Me The Feels Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 121)

Congrats On The New Job! Congratulations Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 09)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

I Want To Spoon You So Hard Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 97)

You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 113)

Happy valentine's day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 160)

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

I Love Your Wobbly Bits Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 104)

I love you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 158)

Happy New Normal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 31)

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)

Lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 63)

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

I've Got a Huge Hardon For You Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 91)

To my valentine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 161)

Wild for you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 159)

To The Best Mum In The World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 53)

Mum you made me fabulous Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 54)

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 53)

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

Make Your Own Fucking Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 16)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 196)

I'll never trade you in Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 142)

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

I'm Completely Amazing Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 37)

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 30)

Be My Big Gay Valentine Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 99)

I Love You More Than Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 78)

Help! Please Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 118)

I've Decided Never To Move Out Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 37)

Happy Birthday, But First Let Me Take A Selfie Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 83)

Sister Get Out Of The Bathroom So I Can Wish You Happy Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 02)

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 03)

Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

Dad, You've Got This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)

Christmas Half Price Sale

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.