Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half-price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)

Fuck You Cat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)

Can It Be The 1980's Again Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 02)

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

Let's get this party started Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)

You Don't Need To Remind Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)

Totes Masc Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)

Clueless Boris Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 119)

You Enjoy Your Avocado Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)

Beer I Love You! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 48)

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

Look Who's All Grown Up! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 77)

A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.

World Fuckwit Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 08)

Birthday On Fleek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

Cats done a poo in your shoe Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 500)

I'm Not Insulting You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 12)

Happy Birthday Geek Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 72)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 60)

Your birthday is important to us Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 504)

Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 28)

A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.

I'd Bake You A Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 06)

How many can you see Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 91)

Massive Bellend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 211)

Blow harder! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 202)

Mums Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 473)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

OMG! I'm So excited Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 465)

A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font

Think Happy Thoughts Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 09)

Let's grow old together Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 464)

Nothing Says I Love You Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 114)

Wanna Bang? Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 183)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font

Happy Whatever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 01)

Happy Birthday Bae Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 272)

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 411)

Play On My Big Organ Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 160)

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

You're a Massive Bellend Card

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)

You Sir Are a Knob Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)

I know it's your birthday Card

Boris Johnson Level Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 421)

Not going to give another fuck Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 533)

Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 342)

Mother Knows Best Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)

Prosecco Princess Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 300)

Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMR 02)

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

Office wanker Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 496)

You're doing great Card

To you and your Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 76)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 52)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

You're my Queen Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 477)

I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 111)

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)

You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 78)

Friends are like stars Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 133)

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring

£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 461)

I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (Break 02)

Union Jack Pink Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

I've lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 99)

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 105)

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 107)

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 241)

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 69)

Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 123)

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

No hugging Please Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

We Go Together Like My Penis and Your Vagina Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 87)

Booty Call Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

It Must Be True Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

Poking around in my bush Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 213)

Just a Fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 212)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

Inspirational Quote Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 69)

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend

Huge Bellend Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 13)

Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)

Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 13)

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 181)

Biggest Bellend Award Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 179)

Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 412)

Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 79)

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

Look Who's 21 Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 49)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 40)

Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card

Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)

Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 30)

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 192)

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 30)

Wanna Netflix and Chill Card

£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 121)

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

We Can't Celebrate Your Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 21)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

You're An Amazeballs Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 78)

Face Book Reminded Me Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DME 32)

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)

OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 113)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 32)

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Happy valentine's day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 160)

I love you Card

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)

Congrats On The New Job! Congratulations Card

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 181)

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

Less of an arsehole than most people Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 131)

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

I'm so proud of you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 100)

Pretty Fucking Gay Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 05)

All I Want Is A New President Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)

The Gays Got Married Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 23)

For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 01)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)

Wine Appreciation Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 150)

I Think It's Time For Champagne Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 52)

I Want To Spoon You So Hard Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 97)

Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 115)

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Unnecessarily Offensive Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 197)

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 153)

To my valentine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 161)

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

You Give Me The Feels Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 121)

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

Cheers Ears! Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DRO 21)

Miss You Like Fuck Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 17)

We're Pretty Special Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 177)

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 154)

Happy Birthday Wanker Cards

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 376)

I Love You More Than Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 78)

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

Mum you made me fabulous Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 54)

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text reads I'd rather be hiking

I'd rather be hiking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 86)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 22)

Top of the List Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 178)

Absolutely amazing Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 101)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Love is love

Love is love Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 77)

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 70)

Only My Dog Understands Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 198)

Happy ducking Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 458)

Extra Extra You've got old Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 457)

It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 373)

Thank You For Being Older Than Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 315)

To The Best Mum In The World Card

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 53)

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)

Do epic shit Card

£1.00 £2.95 (POP 16)

Farty Bottom Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 106)

You Are Very Very Gay Card

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads I love (heart) gay

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 90)

Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 52)

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 162)

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Today's Forecast Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 459)

Lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 63)

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 30)

Wild for you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 159)

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 03)

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Christmas Half Price Sale

You may also want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.