Funny & Rude Secret Santa Gifts Under £5 & £10 Gift Ideas

Tonnes of funny, rude Secret Santa gifts & present ideas with a twist, with choices under £5, £10 and even below £3. Have fun being everyone's favourite Santa this year, without breaking the bank!

Available from 24th March

Ho fucking ho Badge

£2.00 (DMD 312)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Pink and blue and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

Available from 24th March

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen

£3.50 (PEN 12)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!

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Off you fuck Pen

£3.50

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum

Available from 24th March

Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen

£3.50 (PEN 16)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny

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Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen

£3.50 (PEN 61)

A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!

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Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 02)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady

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Crazy Cat Lady Pen

£3.50 (PEN 04)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots

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I Work With Idiots Pen

£3.50 (PEN 28)

A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!

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I Need A Poo! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 14)

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You Big Man Whore Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)

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I Love Cock Mug

£8.75 (DMM 05)

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Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

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Don't Steal My Fucking Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

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Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 45)

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Mug

£8.75 (DMM 14)

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Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

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Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted

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Hands up who farted Pen

£3.50 (PEN 60)

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Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

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OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 24th March

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

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I hate people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 58)

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How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 (DMM 25)

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I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

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I Need A Poo Mug

£8.75 (DMM 27)

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Fuck Work Badge

£2.00 (DMD 23)

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Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 153)

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I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

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I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug

£8.75 (DMM 02)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

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Office Wanker Pen

£3.50 (PEN 10)

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I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

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I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

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I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

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It Must Be True Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 79)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate my boss

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I Hate My Boss Pen

£3.50 (PEN 46)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

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Office Bitch Pen

£3.50 (PEN 63)

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I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug

£8.75 (DMM 30)

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Let's Drink Jagerbombs Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 80)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text reads Penny McPenface

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Penny Mcpenface Pen

£3.50 (PEN 94)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

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Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen

£3.50 (PEN 56)

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I work with idiots Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 246)

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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Mug

£5.00 £8.75

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Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 52)

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Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

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Best boss ever Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 255)

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Who invited you Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 248)

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100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 167)

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I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 146)

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Bankers And Wankers Badge

£2.00 (DMD 62)

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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

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Overworked and underpaid Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 256)

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May this day Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 167)

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Balanced diet Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 161)

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I Love My Pussy Mug

£8.75 (DMM 21)

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You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Mug

£8.75

Available from 24th March

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 59)

Secret Santa Work Ideas

While you obviously have to use your own judgement as to whether some of the ruder Secret Santa ideas are suitable for your office use, we have a great range of items that are suitable for work, like coffee mugs, pens and coasters, both funny and rude. Other items like keyrings and also make some awesome secret Santa alternatives. Remember, we’ve picked some of our gift ideas from around the site, but you can also browse the categories for an even wider range many under £3, £5 and £10 ranges. They make a great fun addition to your secret Santa wish list ideas and will help spice up your selection with some great novelty and joke items to make people laugh.

Almost all our items are well under ten Pounds – with our mugs being fantastic value for money. Moving through the ‘under five Pounds’ range, use our pens, coasters, fridge magnets and badges for those little extra touches.

While you’re here, you can pick up some great deals on funny and rude cards, with multipacks too – and you can even match your card to the gift for many of the items, as the best of the gifts often came from popular cards we do!