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A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.95 (DMX 328)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas being surrounded by dancing young children
Fuck Off Santa Card
£2.95 (DMX 244)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.95 (DMU 101)
A Christmas card with a 1970s festive scene of a decorated lounge
To a Special Cunt this Card
£2.95 (DMX 01)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.95 (DMX 194)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling dog and miserable cat
Difference between dogs and cats Card
£2.95 (DMX 300)
A Christmas card with a jolly red Santa Claus against a blue background with snowflakes.
Season of Goodwill Card
£2.95 (DMX 22)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Joseph and Mary cradling baby Jesus in a stable
Shit Himself Again Card
£2.95 (DMX 280)
A Christmas card with a retro photo of Father Christmas holding a big sack of toys
Sucking Santa Card
£2.95 (DMX 20)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas partially obscured by the text Merry fucking cunty bollocks
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Card
£2.95 (DMX 12)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a female elf with a long list looking to camera
You're On The Cunt List Card
£2.95 (DMX 06)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Available from 1st October
Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 272)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Card
£2.95 (DMX 327)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting down holding a smiling baby in a mini father Christmas outfit
Shit yourself Card
£2.95 (DMX 321)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling man holding a sing that reads When people say i should enjoy Christmas i simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
I should enjoy Card
£2.95 (DMX 334)
A Christmas card with a close up picture of robin on a bough of holly. Red and green curved text above reads Here's a festive robin in the snow. What more do you want?
Robin in the snow Card
£2.95 (DMX 332)
A rude Christmas Card with a miserable looking man
Oh Look It's Card
£2.95 (DMX 269)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards
£2.95 (DMX 253)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a young girl standing a t a small blackboard on an easel
Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.95 (DMX 283)
A Christmas card with a picture of two kittens by a christmas stocking. Rounded white text above and beside reads Merry Christmas We've done a poo in your shoe
Poo in your shoe Card
£2.95 (DMX 324)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.95 (DMX 330)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Santa Claus sitting down with his arms behind his head
Santa's Coming Card
£2.95 (DMX 189)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk
Too Much Wanking Card
£2.95 (DMX 137)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing to camera
Magnificent bastard Card
£2.95 (DMX 325)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus holding his hands up and surrounded by loving disciples
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.95 (DMX 179)
A Christmas card designed to look like a vintage paperback featuring an illustration of Father Christmas sitting atop a chimney
Santa take a shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 148)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman looking into the distance dressed as a festive elf
That look you give Card
£2.95 (DMX 311)
A Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a small girl holding presents
These are mine Card
£2.95 (DMX 302)
A Christmas card with a festive picture of a miserable looking cat wearing a santa hat and red booties
Festive AF Card
£2.95 (DMX 263)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas superimposed onto a festive bauble
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Card
£2.95 (DMX 03)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph riding into Bethlehem of a donkey
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.95 (DMX 307)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a sad looking puppy in front of a 1960s Christmas tree
Same Shit Card
£2.95 (DMX 270)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge
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Available from 1st October
Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 265)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of an excited woman bursting through a ripped wall of red paper. White text above and below her reads Did someone say pigs in blankets?</
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.95 (DMX 338)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.95 (DMX 337)

Available from 1st October
Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 12)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of four young carol singers. They are collectively saying Merry Christmas dickhead
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMX 329)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas reading his list against a red background. He repeatedly says You're a cunt
You're a cunt list Card
£2.95 (DMX 345)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamorous woman in front of a green background with snowflakes
Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMX 250)

Available from 1st October
Random Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 (MUL 03)
A Christmas Card featuring a picture of Jesus wishing himself happy birthday
Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.95 (DMX 301)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 1st October
Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 01)
A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes. Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits

Available from 1st October
Tinsel Tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 122)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a smiling young woman holding Christmas presents
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Available from 1st October
Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 197)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background

Available from 1st October
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 64)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamourous woman in a fur coat against a red background holding a cocktail glass
Mostly gin Card
£2.95 (DMX 317)
A rude Christmas Card featuring the words fuck off displayed over a wreath
Fuck off Card
£2.95 (DMX 296)
A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed in a santa outfit
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.95 (DMX 213)
A Christmas card with an 80s picture of an old couple smiling as they open a Christmas card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.95 (DMX 310)
Festive wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations

Available from 1st October
Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 21)
A red and green striped Christmas badge with bold white text in the middle reading I'm on Santa's cunt list

Available from 1st October
Santa's cunt list Badge
£2.00 (DMD 311)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated

Available from 1st October
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 59)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia
All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£2.95 (DMX 237)
A Christmas card featuring a historical painting of Jesus and his disciples at the last supper
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 313)

Available from 1st October
Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 26)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a precocious young girl holding a doll
All About You Card
£2.95 (DMX 291)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas sitting down writing with a quill pen
Merry Cunting Card
£2.95 (DMX 07)
A Christmas badge with a picture a of festive wreath overlaid with rounded white text that reads Christmas Wanker

Available from 1st October
Christmas Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 313)
A Christmas card asking what your elf name is
Elf Name Card
£2.95 (RAN 45)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.95 (DMX 308)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents
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Available from 1st October
Thanks I hate it Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 304)
A bold black Christmas card featuring simple white, red and green text in the middle that reads I never knew they made Christmas cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.95 (RAN 108)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling precocious ginger haired child holding a large Christmas present
You little shit Card
£2.95 (DMX 336)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMX 193)
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Available from 1st October
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00

Available from 1st October
Offensive Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 19)
A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho

Available from 1st October
Ho fucking ho Badge
£2.00 (DMD 312)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree
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Available from 1st October
Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 276)
Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels

Available from 1st October
Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 52)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with white circles that have a drawing of Santa pointing and the words ‘Santa thinks you’re a cunt’ in capitalised red font going around the edge of the circle. This repeats across the entire paper
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Available from 1st October
Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.95 (DMX 309)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a green top looking to camera. White text above her reads I bought you wine for Christmas but I drank it
I bought you wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 335)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus pointing directly to camera
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Card
£2.95 (DMX 232)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony

Available from 1st October
I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 63)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a pink blouse holding up both hands
Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 318)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Father Christmas pointing to camera
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Available from 1st October
Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 298)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£2.95 (DMX 331)

Available from 1st October
Cheeky Cards Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 02)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson surrounded by snowflakes
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Available from 1st October
Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 11)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a scroll that reads Not you dickhead. Above him white text reads Merry Christmas everyone!
Not you dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMX 312)
A dark red Christmas card with just the words Merry Christmas you Nosey Cunt written in very small white capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.95 (RAN 79)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a big truck driving up a frosty road
Gin Delivery Card
£2.95 (DMX 284)
A black Christmas card with bold slanted white text that reads Show this Christmas card up your arse surrounded by white, red and green dots
Shove this Christmas card up your arse Card
£2.95 (RAN 151)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes
Your Christmas is important Card
£2.95 (DMX 326)
A Christmas card with a picture of a teenager dressed in a white 1970s prom tuxedo
Even Wankers Deserve A Card
£2.95 (DMX 292)

Available from 1st October
Christmas full of gin Badge
£2.00 (DMD 314)
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re gayer than Kylie riding a pink unicorn through Disneyland at Christmas’ written in capitalised, bubble font in an assortment of white and all the colours of the rainbow.
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Card
£2.95 (DMR 51)
A Christmas card with a red background. White text reads I'll be walking in a winter wankerland
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Available from 1st October
Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 12)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 1st October
Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 04)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a red dress holding a huge festive turkey
Screw the diet Card
£2.95 (DMX 333)
A rude Christmas Card with a picture of a jolly Father Christmas
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Available from 1st October
Another shitty year Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 306)

Available from 1st October
Festive Fuckwit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 225)
A Christmas card with a photograph of two cute white kittens surround by various Christmas decorations. Bold white capitalised text above them reads Merry Christmas human from your feline overlords
Merry Christmas Human Card
£2.95 (DMX 349)
A black Christmas with bold rounded white, red and green text that reads Enjoy your big Christmas poo
Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card
£2.95 (RAN 152)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling young girl and Father Christmas looking into the middle distance
Hunt you down Card
£2.95 (DMX 344)
Christmas wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of Santa with three children and a speech bubble saying ‘Fuck off!’ in capitalised black font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 1st October
Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 43)
A Christmas wrapping paper with a picture of laughing Father Christmas holding up a sign saying Not you dickhead underneath the white text Merry Christmas Everyone!

Available from 1st October
Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 58)
A light pink Christmas card with random red, pink, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Have a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.95 (RAN 125)

Available from 1st October
I'm So Excited It's Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 104)

Available from 1st October
And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 100)
A blue Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Father Christmas looking at the camera and holding a big read sack
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Huge package Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a retro picture of two snowmen models walking against a backdrop of snow and candy canes
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Available from 1st October
Insufferable festive excitement Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 316)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of sacred heart Jesus
Totally Rock The Beard Card
£2.95 (DMX 271)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus looking intense with his hands clasped
Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Card
£2.95 (DMX 257)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling vintage snowmen illustrations against a festive red background

Available from 1st October
Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 51)
A white text based Christmas card with black, green and red text
Hope Your Xmas Isn't Shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 38)
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Available from 1st October
Festive AF Card
£0.50 £2.95

Available from 1st October
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge
£2.00 (DMD 223)
A bight red and white Christmas badge with white and green rounded text that reads Merry Christmas everyone! Except you dickhead

Available from 1st October
Except you dickhead Badge
£2.00 (DMD 315)
This Christmas badge features bold white text reading Santa's Little Wanker over a red background

Available from 1st October
Santa's Little Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 289)

Available from 1st October
Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge
£2.00 (DMD 265)
A text based Christmas card with a green background and snow
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Available from 1st October
Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 05)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of Santa Claus looking exasperated against a blue background. Bold white text above reads Merry whatever arsehole
Merry whatever arsehole Card
£2.95 (DMX 339)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man holding a mini Christmas tree and presents
Jingle Bollocks Card
£2.95 (DMX 277)

Available from 1st October
Festive AF Badge
£2.00 (DMD 226)

Available from 1st October
Sick Of This Shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 268)
Festive fuckwit December Card
£2.95 (RAN 66)
A Christmas card with a vintage photo of two young women both sitting looking forward with their hair in commercial hair dryers. White rounded text above reads Merry Christmas Bestie
Merry Christmas Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMX 351)
A black Christmas card with white and rainbow slanted capital letters reading Have a merry LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ Christmas
Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£2.95 (RAN 80)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.95 (RAN 124)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red blouse against a green background
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.95 (DMX 279)
Christmas wrapping paper with the repeating image of white circles with black, green and red text inside that reads Santa knows you've been a knob

Available from 1st October
Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 56)
Christmas wrapping paper with a grey, snowflake background and a picture of a very grumpy looking man with the words ‘Oh look it’s Christmas excuse me while I shit myself with excitement’

Available from 1st October
Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 46)
A red, white and green Christmas badge with a black band across the middle. Rounded white text inside the band reads Merry kiss my ass

Available from 1st October
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 310)

Available from 1st October
Jingle Bollocks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 242)

Available from 1st October
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge
£2.00 (DMD 228)
A light pink Christmas wrapping paper with the red and green text repeated that says Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Available from 1st October
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 57)
A white badge with rounded lower case green and red text that reads Jingle my balls

Available from 1st October
Jingle my balls Badge
£2.00 (DMD 307)

Available from 1st October
Festive AF Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 99)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling family looking at camera through a festive wreath
Merry Christmas Wanker Rude
£2.95 (DMX 04)
Wrapping paper with a picture of a very grumpy looking cat that has been dressed up in a Santa outfit next to some gifts

Available from 1st October
See This Cat - Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 34)

Available from 1st October
Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 267)
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
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Available from 1st October
98% Cheese Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DBX 07)
Black Christmas wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove Christmas up your arse surrounded by pastel red, green and white multicoloured dots

Available from 1st October
Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 67)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman smiling wearing a winter hat and mittens
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
£2.95 (DMX 264)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 1st October
I Bought This Card In The January Sales Card
£1.00 £2.95
A Plain red Christmas card with a black, green and red text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm far too much of a Scrooge to give a fuck about Christmas but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Too much a Scrooge Card
£2.95 (RAN 149)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 127)
A red text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border
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Available from 1st October
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 12)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing
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Available from 1st October
Carol singers Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 314)

Available from 1st October
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge
£2.00 (DMD 224)
A pink badge with red, green and white spots surrounding red and green text that reads Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Available from 1st October
Jolly Festive Fuck You Badge
£2.00 (DMD 348)

Available from 1st October
Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 98)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a miserable baby sat amongst presents in a little Santa outfit. He says Merry Christmas! Now where's my fucking present?
Where's my Christmas present Card
£2.95 (DMX 343)
A white christmas postcard with a drawing of a happy looking Santa Claus with his arms outstretched

Available from 1st October
Sick of this shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 121)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background
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Available from 1st October
Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 14)

Available from 1st October
Merry Cunting Badge
£2.00 (DMD 229)
A simple white Christmas card featuring bold black, red and green text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this Christmas card
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.95 (RAN 109)
A Christmas postcard asking what your elf name is

Available from 1st October
Elf Name Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 117)
Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 1st October
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 39)
Sold Out

Available from 1st October
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Badge
£2.00
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling man holding a frothy beer glass. Red, green and white text above reads Merry Christmas is beer involved?
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.95 (DMX 348)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young boy in a winter coat with a warm hat holding presents in front of a snowy background
Merry Christmas from your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMX 340)
A multipack for 6 Christmas cards in the shout! range.

Available from 1st October
Shout! Card Pack of 6 Multipack
£3.49 (MUL 50)
A rainbow explosion Christmas card with curvy white text with a black outline
Very Camp Card
£2.95 (RAN 81)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Santa looking shocked reading a christmas list
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Available from 1st October
Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 09)
A black Christmas badge with white, red and green rounded text reading Festive jumper wanker

Available from 1st October
Festive jumper wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 308)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and snow
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Available from 1st October
Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 11)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a big sack of toys
You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMX 247)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of two model snowmen and candy canes
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Available from 1st October
Merry Fucking Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 235)
Festive red wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a jolly Santa and the words Merry fucking Christmas

Available from 1st October
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 37)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged woman against a red background surrounded by snowflakes
Welcome to Card
£2.95 (DMX 342)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young girl in a winter coat with a short blonde hair holding presents in front of a blue background
Merry Christmas from your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMX 341)

Available from 1st October
Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 21)
A Christmas postcard with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed up as Santa Claus

Available from 1st October
It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 119)

Available from 1st October
Santa Isn't Real Badge
£2.00 (DMD 181)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with a repeated image of a holly Christmas wreath overlaid with white rounded text that reads Christmas Wanker

Available from 1st October
Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 69)

Available from 1st October
Santa Says Relax Badge
£2.00 (DMD 45)

Available from 1st October
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 (DMD 205)

Available from 1st October
Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge
£2.00 (DMD 180)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling woman holding a glass of larger surrounded by snowflakes. White rounded text above and beside her reads Merry Christmas from one drunken lush to another
Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card
£2.95 (DMX 347)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 126)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads Merry whatever arsehole

Available from 1st October
Merry whatever arsehole Badge
£2.00 (DMD 334)
Christmas wrapping paper with a round picture of a robin surrounded by snow. Red and green text surrounding the repeated images reads Here's a festive Robin in the snow. What more do you want?

Available from 1st October
Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 70)

Available from 1st October
Merry Shitmas Badge
£2.00 (DMD 222)
A Christmas card titled How much do you love Christmas? with the answers next to tick boxes below
How much to you love Card
£2.95 (RAN 150)
A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker
Christmas jumper wanker Card
£2.95 (DMX 350)
A Christmas card with a photograph of Mary and Joseph cradling baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph says You know, I'm sure I left the gas on...
Left the gas on Card
£2.95 (DMX 346)
A simple red Christmas card with lower case white text aligned to one side
Smell of reindeer poo Card
£2.95 (RAN 85)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 83)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 82)
A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas

Available from 1st October
Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 309)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat

Available from 1st October
12th day of Badge
£2.00 (DMD 333)

Available from 1st October
Where's My Present Badge
£2.00 (DMD 156)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
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Available from 1st October
Lost money on crypto Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a woman with her fingers in her ears. She is surrounded by rounded pastel coloured text that reads Christmas, Shopping, Parties, Snow, Family, Decs etc
Fingers in ears Card
£2.95 (DMX 323)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a group of young carol singers
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We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 234)
Festive red wrapping paper with the words ‘Merry Christmas turkey tits’ in capitalised white font and is continuously repeated across the entire wrapping paper
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Available from 1st October
Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
This Christmas badge features simple white text that reads Bollocks! It's that Christmas again.

Available from 1st October
Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge
£2.00 (DMD 288)
A blue Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a festive floral scene featuring baubels, pine leaves and poinsettias
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Available from 1st October
Merry Christmas arsehole Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 320)
A Christmas card with a cute picture of a model elf sitting on a sleigh within a snowy scene
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Another Fucking Offensive Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 255)

Available from 1st October
Fancy A Snog This Badge
£2.00 (DMD 102)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Couple Card
£2.95 (RAN 84)
A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border
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Available from 1st October
Can't Even Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)
A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background

Available from 1st October
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 120)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Santa Claus at his desk
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Happy new normal Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)
A funny Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a woman dressed as an elf
I'm dreaming of shite Card
£2.95 (DMX 295)

Available from 1st October
Make The Yuletide Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 269)

Available from 1st October
Fuck Santa Badge
£2.00 (DMD 104)
Jesus Christmas Multipack of 10 cards

Available from 1st October
Jesus Cards Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 57)
A bright red and white badge with green and white rounded text that reads Merry Christmas Screw the diet.

Available from 1st October
Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 349)

Available from 1st October
Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 45)

Available from 1st October
Another Fucking Offensive Badge
£2.00 (DMD 227)

Available from 1st October
Xmas Is So Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 154)
A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man surrounded by white and green text that reads Merry Christmas wank face
Merry Christmas wank face Card
£2.95 (DMX 354)
A text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border
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Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 01)
A black Christmas card with alternating red, white and green rounded text reading We wish you a merry fuckmas
Merry Fuckmas Card
£2.95 (RAN 89)

Available from 1st October
Wanking in a Winter Wonderland Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 42)
A bright red badge with a white snowflake pattern. Black outlined white text reads I've a huge festive package just for you

Available from 1st October
Festive package Badge
£2.00 (DMD 316)
A funny Christmas card featuring a picture of Jesus and Father Christmas engaged in a healthy discussion pointing at each other
It's all about me Card
£2.95 (DMX 367)
A funny Christmas card featuring a vintage illustration of a snowman against a bright red background
Merry whatever Card
£2.95 (RAN 174)
A funny retro Christmas card with a 1960s photo of Father Christmas pointing to bold white text that reads Christmas is my second favourite c-word
Second favourite C-word Card
£2.95 (DMX 361)

Available from 1st October
Christmas Twat in a Santa Hat Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 43)
A black badge with red, green and white spots surrounding white text that reads Merry kiss my ass

Available from 1st October
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 379)
A red badge with curly white text that reads Merry fuck you

Available from 1st October
Merry fuck you Badge
£2.00 (DMD 375)
A funny Christmas card featuring a vintage picture of a sarcastic smiling woman in a white coat and festive dress with white text around her reads Jingle all the way over that cliff
Jingle all the way Card
£2.95 (DMX 366)
Merry Christmas to my rotten ungrateful family multipack

Available from 1st October
Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 58)
A funny Christmas card with a photo of a snowman sitting on a sledge holding a carrot sticking out of his crotch
It's not what it looks like Card
£2.95 (DMX 363)
A funny Christmas card with a 1970s image of a young girl rolling her eyes and looking very nonchalant surrounded by snowflakes
Here's to another season Card
£2.95 (DMX 359)
A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a festive jumper surrounded by white text that reads Merry Christmas to a total legend, sorry I meant bellend
Merry Christmas to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMX 357)
A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling young woman with a white hat and furry gloves underneath text that reads Merry Christmas tinsel tits
Merry Christmas tinsel tits Card
£2.95 (DMX 356)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s of a young smiling woman with a scarf arms full of wrapped Christmas presents
Merry fuck you Card
£2.95 (DMX 353)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of Father Christmas and two smiling young children
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Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 248)
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Keep Calm And Eat A Mince Pie
£0.50 £1.15
Can't even this xmas multipack

Available from 1st October
Can't Even This Xmas Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 49)

Available from 1st October
Shit Just Got Real Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 101)
A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas

Available from 1st October
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 220)
A funny personalisable simple white Christmas card with black, green and red text that reads Name - This is the shittest Christmas card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 29)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a picture of an exhuasted looking Father Christmas looking to camera. White text above him reads Santa says - Name - Go fuck yourself!
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Santa says go fuck yourself Card
£3.50 (WEB 28)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing upwards to jolly white text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the biggest dickhead Card
£3.50 (WEB 25)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents with white text above them that reads Merry Christmas to the best couple in - town name
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Merry Christmas to the best couple Card
£3.50 (WEB 24)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!
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Merry Christmas you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 23)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a 1960s picture of two smiling women laughing and pointing at each other
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Merry Christmas to the best bitch Card
£3.50 (WEB 22)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a picture of jolly Santa Claus in his workshop pointing to camera with white text above that reads Nothing for you - name - you're a cunt!
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Nothing your you Card
£3.50 (WEB 18)
A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...
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Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 12)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
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Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)
A funny Christmas card featuring a picture of Joseph and Mary arriving into Bethlehem at night with a Trump hotel lit up in the distance
Let's take the stable Card
£2.95 (DMX 369)
A funny Christmas card featuring a picture of Donald Trump wearing a Santa hat and kissing to the viewer
Christmas kisses from Donald Card
£2.95 (DMX 368)
Christmas wrapping paper with repeated green and red stripes overlaid with repeated bold white text that reads You're on Santa's Cunt List

Available from 1st October
Santa's Cunt List Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 74)
A white badge with black, red and green text that reads This Christmas treat yourself to some anal

Available from 1st October
Treat yourself to some anal Badge
£2.00 (DMD 378)
A black badge with red, green and white spots surrounding white text that reads Shove Christmas up your arse

Available from 1st October
Shove Badge
£2.00 (DMD 377)
A light pink badge with red, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Meh Christmas

Available from 1st October
Meh Badge
£2.00 (DMD 376)
A funny Christmas card featuring a picture of Father Christmas smiling over a big sack of presents surround by his elves and he's saying These little shits will not shut up about a pay rise
Elves pay rise Card
£2.95 (DMX 365)
A funny Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling excited woman in a Christmas jumper against a deep red background
Christmas air fryer Card
£2.95 (DMX 364)
A funny red Christmas card with three tick boxes for the options Naughty, nice and tired
Naughty nice tired Card
£2.95 (RAN 173)
A funny Christmas card featuring the 1960s photo of a smiling couple holding a big bunch of wrapped Christmas presents
Beginning to cost a lot like Card
£2.95 (DMX 362)
A funny Christmas card with a vintage photo of a glamorous looking woman against a red background holding a cocktail glass to her mouth
Up to my tits in festive gin Card
£2.95 (DMX 360)
A funny Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman talking on the telephone saying Let's continue our festive tradition of drinking too much prosecco
Too much prosecco Card
£2.95 (DMX 358)
A funny Christmas card featuring a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph in the stable surrounded by shepherds
Booked a hotel Card
£2.95 (DMX 355)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a glamorous sarcastic older woman in a red sequined Christmas outfit
Merry Christmas you old floozy Card
£2.95 (DMX 352)
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