My favourite C-words Card

Some Christmas cards go for cosy and wholesome. This one goes straight for chaos, cocktails, and the kind of language that would kill your nan on sight. Perfect for friends who treat the “C-word” like a whole seasonal genre.

A funny Christmas card with a solid bright red background and bold rounded white text. At the top, inside a white cloud shape with dark purple lettering, it reads “My favourite C-words.” Underneath, a vertical list of words appears in large white text: “Christmas, Cocktails, Crackers, Cards, Candlelight, Cock, Cocksucker, Cunt.” There are no images or illustrations, just the text arranged in a clear, centered layout.