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Old floozy Card
£2.75 (DMA 456 Floozy)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.75 (DMA 520)
A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.75 (DMA 529)
A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.75 (RAN 87)
A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae
Today Is All About You Girl Card
£2.75 (DMA 409)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.75 (DMA 524)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.75 (DMA 293)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.75 (DMA 489)
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
To a Special C**t Card
£2.75 (DMA 283)
A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.75 (DMA 314)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.75 (DMA 509)
A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.75 (DMA 216)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase
Magnificent Bastard Card
£2.75 (DMA 455)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple
Hello! Yes You! Card
£2.75 (DME 09)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 337)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.75 (DMA 456)
A birthday card with a picture of a woman twirling her big skirt exposing her thighs
Go On, Flash Your Gusset Card
£2.75 (DMA 148)
I've Spotted Some Cock Card
£2.75 (DMU 180)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card
£2.75 (DMU 46)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.75 (DMU 101)
A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.75 (DMA 503)
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No Really... I Don't a Shit Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 250)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin
Up to my tits in gin Card
£2.75 (DMU 234)
A birthday card with a smartly dressed businessman looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Card
£2.75 (DMA 295)
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Top of the List Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 178)
A black greeting card featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor
The moaning Lisa Card
£2.75 (RAN 142)
A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns
Happy birthday dickhead Card
£2.75 (DMU 216)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker
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Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card
£2.75
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.75 (DMA 522)
A greeting card with a glamorous looking woman in a orange dress
Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Card
£2.75 (DMA 399)
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
Even Wankers Card
£2.75 (DMA 397)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two well dressed women sitting on a sofa. One in a blue dress says I love that we laugh at the same jokes, make fun of the same people and are both fabulous bitches
Laugh at the same jokes Card
£2.75 (DMU 217)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
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My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 333)
A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Cards
£2.75 (DMA 303)
A funny and rude text based birthday card featuring the word wankybollocks
Happy wankybollocks Card
£2.75 (POP 05)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.75 (DMA 460)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear
Whisper something sexy Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 226)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.75 (DMA 435)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit
Shit Myself With Excitement Card
£2.75 (DMA 355)
A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background
Swearing cats Card
£2.75 (DMU 241)
A funny rude birthday card featuring an ecstatic woman looking upwards at text that reads And so begins another glorious year of not giving a single fuck
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And begins another year Card
£2.75
Hope Your Birthday isn't Shit Card
£2.75 (GUM 10)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
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Old enough to know better Card
£2.75
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.75 (DMA 474)
Word search Card
£2.75 (RAN 67)
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You Old Cunt Card
£2.75
A bold pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 02)
You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards
£2.75 (DMU 121)
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
Your Gin Delivery Card
£2.75 (DMA 335)
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I Used To Have My Sanity Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 127)
A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake
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I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 379)
A birthday card with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself.
I try not to swear Card
£2.75 (RAN 122)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.75 (DMA 523)
A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.75 (DMA 450)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Card
£2.75 (DMA 163)
A birthday card with a vintage photo of a glamorous dressed woman in a pink hat and holding her coat
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.75 (DMA 498)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of two middle aged women close together looking into the distance. One is saying What age are you pretending to be this Birthday?
What age are you pretending to be Card
£2.75 (DMU 245)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£2.75 (DMA 462)
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
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Fuck You Cat Card
£1.00 £2.75
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.75 (DMA 510)
A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster
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Can It Be The 1980's Again Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 377)
A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card
£2.75 (DMA 190)
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 401)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
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Totes Masc Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 343)
<br> A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves
The older I get Card
£2.75 (DMA 565)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads This is the shittest card you'll get
Shittest card you'll get Card
£2.75 (RAN 118)
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Have a Fucking Happy Fucking Birthday You Fucker Card
£2.75
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.75 (RAN 75)
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
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You Don't Need To Remind Me Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 134)
A colourful birthday card reads You'll always be older than me
You'll always be older than me Card
£2.75 (POP 12)
Abirthday card with a photo of a 1960s camply dressed man
Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Card
£2.75 (DMA 220)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.75 (DMA 519)
A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together
Friends that drink together Card
£2.75 (DMA 487)
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
8 out of 10 Cats Card
£2.75 (DMA 402)
A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 301)
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Mum, Thanks For Putting Up With All Of Our Shit Card
£1.00 £2.75
A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords
Feline overlords Card
£2.75 (DMA 516)
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
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You Enjoy Your Avocado Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 323)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.75 (DMA 479)
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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMZ 104)
A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card
£2.75 (DMA 433)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
Rancid Old Queen Card
£2.75 (DMA 353)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name Card
£2.75 (RAN 73)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.75 (DMA 434)
A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart
Never Completely Trust A Fart Card
£2.75 (DMU 143)
You Vile Old Bitch Card
£2.75 (DMU 133)
A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.75 (DMA 469)
A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance
Socially acceptable Card
£2.75 (DMA 471)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
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Fuckface! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 420)
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
You're Also A Cunt Card
£2.75 (DMA 382)
Favourite swear word Card
£2.75 (RAN 49)
A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal
I Love Anal Card
£2.75 (DMA 278)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.75 (DMA 537)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of an excited elderly woman. Bold white and yellow rounded text above her reads Happy birthday saggy tits
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.75 (DMA 532)
A very rude birthday card featuring a smart looking couple looking directly to camera. A red banner with white text above them reads Oh look, a cunt
Oh Look! Card
£2.75 (DMA 551)
Make Birthdays Great Again Card
£2.75 (DMU 167)
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.75 (GUM 07)
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How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMU 60)
A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card
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I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card
£1.00 £2.75
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.75 (DMA 486)
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Let's get this party started Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 203)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
Born to Be Wild Card
£2.75 (DMA 394)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
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Beer I Love You! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 240)
A greeting card with a 1960s photo of a serious looking older man in deep thought
Same age as old people Card
£2.75 (DMU 239)
A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses
You're My Best Bitch Card
£2.75 (DMA 297)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.75 (DMA 490)
A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel
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I Care About Your Stupid Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 364)
A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.
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World Fuckwit Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 08)
A birthday card with a vintage style picture of a woman looking at a greetings card in a shop
Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card
£2.75 (DMU 44)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it
I've still got it Card
£2.75 (DMU 247)
You're still alive Card
£2.75 (DMA 530)
A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!
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Look Who's All Grown Up! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 77)
A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne
Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Card
£2.75 (DMA 01)
A funny rude birthday card with a flowery patter on a yellow background. Black formal text in a white circle at the front reads Here's your annual reminder that you're fucking ancient
Your annual reminder Card
£2.75 (RAN 158)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling blond haired man looking to camera against a red background. Bold white text above and beside him reads Happy Birthday to a total legend. sorry, I meant bellend
Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.75 (DMA 568)
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Bro Do You Even Lift Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 113)
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Turning Into My Mother Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 344)
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
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Dad You're Out Of This World Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 280)
A funny and rude greeting card with a close up of a smiling ginger haired woman with a bright pink top and bold blue eyeliner looking to camera. White slanted text next to her reads The problem with some people is they're cunts
The problem with some people Card
£2.75 (DMA 577)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
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Birthday On Fleek Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 329)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1950's excited woman holding her hands up to her face in front of rainbow starburst pattern. Rounded curving text above her reads Well tickle my tits, it's your birthday
Tickle my tits Card
£2.75 (DMA 572)
A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of two men sat awkwardly on a bench wearing very similar clothing
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The Blind Date Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMZ 34)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a man in a dinner jacket standing up looking at camera
One Year Older and Still a Dick Card
£2.75 (DMA 273)
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.75 (DMA 374)
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Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 119)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.75 (DMA 502)
A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Card
£2.75 (DMA 247)
A simple orange birthday card with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 103)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of smiling work colleagues all in a row
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Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 340)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
Shit The Bed! Card
£2.75 (DMA 384)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling middle aged woman excitedly looking up against a dark pink background
Excited about air fryers Card
£2.75 (DMA 582)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman holding a glass of alcohol and smiling to the camera
Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card
£2.75 (DMA 549)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.75 (DMA 470)
A bold pink greeting card, with the words Good luck! And don’t fuck it up
Good Luck And Don't Fuck It Up Card
£2.75 (DSS 80)
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.75 (DMA 362)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling young male doctor with white text above and beside him that reads I have your diagnosis you're a twat
I have your diagnosis Card
£2.75 (DMA 560)
A funny rude birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man looking to camera against an orange background. Big white text above him reads Happy birthday wank face
Happy Birthday Wank Face Card
£2.75 (DMA 554)
A plain black birthday card with simple capitalised white and brown text in the middle that reads Happy birthday to poo
Happy birthday to poo Card
£2.75 (RAN 135)
A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle
Stay Classy Stay Sassy Card
£2.75 (DMA 418)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman posing in red and blue spandex gear. White slanted text which sits in front and behind her reads Happy Birthday bitch
Happy birthday bitch Card
£2.75 (DMA 558)
A birthday card featuring a 1950s illustration of an excited man arms raised in just his vest and pants. Standing in front of a rainbow starburst he is overlaid with rounded white text that reads Holy fuck! Woke up extra gay today!
Woke up extra gay today Card
£2.75 (RAN 146)
Pissed yourself yet Card
£2.75 (DMU 207)
A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday geek
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Happy Birthday Geek Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DSS 72)
A birthday card with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background. Rounded blue, pink and purple text above reads Happy Whatever
Happy whatever Card
£2.75 (RAN 134)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Card
£2.75 (DMA 393)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two businessmen looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Massive Cockwomble Card
£2.75 (DMA 274)
A funny retro birthday card featuring an elderly man and woman looking away into the distance against a dark blue background. White rounded text beside them reads One minute you're young, the next you're taking your own pillows on holiday
Pillows on holiday Card
£2.75 (DMA 567)
A funny birthday card with a modern picture of two smiling pensions looking to camera on a bus. White and yellow text above reads Congratulations You're one year closer to a free bus pass
Free bus pass Card
£2.75 (DMA 564)
A plain red birthday card with black text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm too busy to give a fuck about your birthday but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Sorry I'm too busy Card
£2.75 (RAN 143)
A bold white birthday card with dark red and black text that reads The three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. My back aches 3. Death
Stages of Life Card
£2.75 (RAN 97)
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You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 144)
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.75 (DMA 500)
Bitchy And Judgmental Card
£2.75 (DMU 159)
A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font
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Hello You Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 12)
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 463)
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
You're A Twat Card
£2.75 (DMA 325)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
Calories don't count Card
£2.75 (DMA 493)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling old lady in yellow blouse. Pink and yellow rounded text reads Happy Birthday
From one old tart Card
£2.75 (DMA 495)
A black birthday card with pastel multicoloured spots surrounding bold slanted white text that reads Shove this card up your arse
Shove this card up your arse Card
£2.75 (RAN 140)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a doctor and nurse chatting to a middle aged lady in her hospital bed
Doctor my back aches Card
£2.75 (DMU 229)
A funny birthday card with vintage photo of a glamorous woman walking towards the camera. Text in front of her reads Queen of the fucking universe
Queen of the fucking universe Card
£2.75 (DMA 566)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a blue sweater talking on the phone. She is saying Hello, yes... I couldn't give a fuck. Bye!
I couldn't give a fuck Card
£2.75 (DMU 246)
Happy Birthday You Old Fucker Card
£2.75 (DMU 61)
I've Wanked Off In This Card Card
£2.75 (GUM 33)
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I'm Not Insulting You Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 151)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a wise old man in shaman robes looking wise infront of a rainbow starburst
He who is old and wise Card
£2.75 (DMA 553)
A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.
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I'd Bake You A Cake Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 06)
Love you almost as much as the dog funny Valentines card
£2.75 (DMV 126)
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re gayer than Kylie riding a pink unicorn through Disneyland at Christmas’ written in capitalised, bubble font in an assortment of white and all the colours of the rainbow.
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Card
£2.75 (DMR 51)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMA 260)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame. Blue, yellow and white text in front reads Hip hip replacement Happy Birthday Dad
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Hip Hip Replacement Dad Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 393 DAD)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a serious looking man pointing and looking to camera
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.75 (DMA 547)
A white birthday card edged by multicoloured circles
Like a piece of folded card Card
£2.75 (POP 18)
A mothers day card with a 1990s picture of a daughter hugging her mother on a park bench
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Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a serious looking man sitting at a desk next to a World globe. Text above reads Age is just a number. In your case a very big number
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.75 (DMA 550)
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big cake
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Thats Right Fatty Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 151)
A birthday card with a 1980s style colour photograph of a smiling young lady
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Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 60)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking over the rim of his glasses against a dark red background. Slanted bold white text above reads I've just spotted a huge twat
Huge twat Card
£2.75 (DMA 526)
We're An Awesome Couple Valentine's Card
£2.75 (DMA 416)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling young woman against a bold red background
I bought you some wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 518)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 468)
A blue birthday card with repeated text saying I really couldn't give a fuck it's your birthday of various different sizes
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How many can you see Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 91)
Random Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 (MUL 06)
A birthday card with a photo of a 1970s smiling woman in a yellow dress
Young and Fancy Free Card
£2.75 (DMA 453)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a serious looking Donald Trump
Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Card Card
£2.75 (DMA 294)
A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font
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Think Happy Thoughts Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 09)
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.75 (DMA 424)
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Mums Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 191)
A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.75 (DMA 531)
That Cake Is Mine Card
£2.75 (DMU 131)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
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Today's Forecast Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 459)
A simple funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, blue and pink text that reads No one tells you that once you reach this age you'll ache all the fucking time
Ache all the time Card
£2.75 (RAN 161)
A birthday card featuring a retro photo of a young girl with her hands to her mouth shouting. Bold pastel coloured rounded text above reads Birthday bum face
Bum Face Card
£2.75 (DMA 521)
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Mum, It's Time For Wine Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 268)
A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump
Donald Trump Hates You Card
£2.75 (DMA 256)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a serious looking man in a grey blue suit pointing to the side. White rounded text above him reads People say this birthday card is rude. He's pointing to text that reads I say shit bollocks fuck wank arse
People say this card is rude Card
£2.75 (DMA 570)
A plain dark blue birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads I bet out of all the bastard birthday cards you get today you big tosser that this one is the fucking rudest
Fucking rudest birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 157)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a sarcastic but excited young woman against a blue background. Text above and beside her reads Oh look it's your Birthday. I'm so excited I might just wet myself
Oh look it's your birthday Card
£2.75 (DMA 535)
Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 22)
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Wanna Bang? Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 183)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers
From your little shit girl Card
£2.75 (DMA 491)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
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Happy Birthday Bae Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 272)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged smart woman smiling to camera in a white jumper. White and multicoloured text above and beside her reads Having a friend as fabulous as me is enough of a gift
A friend as fabulous as me Card
£2.75 (DMA 576)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
Massive Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMU 211)
A lavender birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling man in a suit holding up alcohol
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Card
£2.75 (DME 50)
A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 421)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two young women talking closely to each other. One asks Whose birthday is it? to which the other replies Fuck knows I'm wasted
Whose birthday is it Card
£2.75 (DMU 256)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman holding a tennis racket and smiling to the camera
Anyone for Tennis Card
£2.75 (DMA 555)
A black Christmas card with white and rainbow slanted capital letters reading Have a merry LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ Christmas
Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£2.75 (RAN 80)
A birthday card featuring a glamourous african american woman in a swimsuit holding up a pair of sunglasses against a dark pink background
Almost as fabulous as me Card
£2.75 (DMA 488)
A yellow birthday card with a vintage illustration of two smiling children's faces. Above and below multi coloured text reads Happy birthday you old fossil
Happy birthday you old fossil Card
£2.75 (RAN 170)
Satisfying shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 70)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads You're lucky you got a card
Lucky you got a card Card
£2.75 (RAN 117)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other. One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?
Can we be friends Card
£2.75 (DMU 224)
A birthday card with a retro image of a smiling female fortune teller looking into her crystal ball
I foresee wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 511)
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 464)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock
Bladder wakes you up Card
£2.75 (DMU 259)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an excited woman holding her hands to her head against a blue background
I'm so excited it's your Card
£2.75 (DMA 556)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling Dad holding his smiling son by the jaw. The child says Dad, when i grow up i want to be as funny as you think you are
As funny as you think you are Card
£2.75 (DMU 250)
I love my cat Card
£2.75 (DMU 205)
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Blow harder! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 202)
Play On My Big Organ Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 160)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer
Is beer involved Card
£2.75 (DMA 528)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
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Dad You're A Legend! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 239)
A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font
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Happy Whatever Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 01)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a sickly sweet girl lying down in a field of flowers looking up and smiling
Not going to give another fuck Card
£2.75 (DMA 533)
A bold pink Valentine’s Day card with the words I’ll fancy you even more if you bring me wine
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I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMV 58-2)
Not Bored Of You Yet Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 117)
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Miserable Screaming Children Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMU 145)
A card for mums with a pink union jack on and the words ‘Put your feet up mum’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
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Put Your Feet Up Mum Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMS 52)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling teenager dressed a bright red prom dress
You Big Queen Card
£2.75 (DMA 497)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone
From your little shit boy Card
£2.75 (DMA 492)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
You little shit Card
£2.75 (DMA 454)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
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You're A Twat Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 352)
A funny and rude birthday card with a picture of a puffin in mid flight looking to camera. Rounded bold yellow text above and below reads Happy birthday wank puffin
Happy birthday wank puffin Card
£2.75 (DMA 569)
A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 242)
A circular pink patterned birthday card with 70's style blue font that reads Oh my fuck you're so old
You're so old Card
£2.75 (RAN 116)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sensational woman lying on the floor next to a leopard
Most Amazing Person Card
£2.75 (DMA 354)
A greeting card with a picture of Trump and reads Birthday Kisses from Donald
Birthday Kisses From Donald Card
£2.75 (DMA 327)
A funny Birthday card featuring a care nurse smiling and talking to an older man using a walking frame. She says Happy Birthday you decrepit old fossil
Decrepit old fossil Card
£2.75 (DMU 261)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a young woman in a stripy dress on the phone. She is asking Let's make our usual mistake of drinking too much prosecco
Too much prosecco Card
£2.75 (DMU 255)
A funny Father's Day card with a retro picture of a smiling father and son both looking to camera. White and dark blue rounded text above and next to them reads Like father like son. That's right, I'm a dick too
Like father like son Card
£2.75 (DMA 544)
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
To you and your Card
£2.75 (RAN 76)
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Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 78)
A jet black card with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser’ in capitalised rainbow font.
Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card
£2.75 (DMR 01)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
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This is a phone Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 494)
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Mums, It's How We Roll Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 193)
A funny Mother's Day card with an vintage image of a smiling mum looking to camera and holding open the lid of a casserole pot
What's for tea Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 542)
A light purple birthday card with bold red text at the top that reads Congrats! You're. Below are tick boxes next to the following stages of life
Congrats you're Card
£2.75 (RAN 132)
A light blue birthday card with plain black text and tickboxes that reads The sender / recipient of this card has a / is a massive dick
Massive dick Card
£2.75 (RAN 120)
A sunny yellow birthday card with the words Happy birthday wanker in capitalised purple, blue and white chunky font
Happy Birthday Wanker Card
£2.75 (DSS 28)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling
Some commoner Card
£2.75 (DMU 223)
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Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 161)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young dark haired girl wearing a party hat and sitting in front of a birthday cake. White and pink, blue and yellow text reads When life gives you birthday eat cake
Eat cake Card
£2.75 (DMA 525)
A dark yellow birthday card with bold capitalised black and red text that reads Not dead yet.
Not dead yet Card
£2.75 (RAN 172)
A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of four young women walking along a beach in swimsuits. One of them asks Which one of us is the bad influence?
Bad influence Card
£2.75 (DMU 254)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A black card with multicoloured whimsical text that reads Your new workmates won't be as amazing as us
Your new workmates (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 24)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a glamorous African American young woman in a glittery ballgown against a pink background
Happy Birthday princess Card
£2.75 (DMA 546)
A plain pale orange greeting card with bold pink text in the middle that reads Seize the day! Underneath smaller white text reads Tomorrow
Seize the day tomorrow Card
£2.75 (RAN 141)
A simple white birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this card
Fuck all inside Card
£2.75 (RAN 102)
A birthday card featuring a 1960's picture of two men in yellow and brown sweaters looking into the distance
Please don't be a twat Card
£2.75 (DMU 237)
A very light pink birthday card with a retro style drawing of a young man in a white vest top and shorts
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You Shit Rainbows Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DME 57)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 517)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.75 (DMA 485)
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
The older I get Card
£2.75 (DMA 472)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.75 (DMA 300)
A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads Remember when you could easily knock out four wanks in a day?
Kock out four wanks Card
£2.75 (RAN 171)
A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I'm not saying you're old.. .. but if you were a banana you'd be bread
Banana you'd be bread Card
£2.75 (RAN 164)
A funny birthday with smart black text that reads Happy birthday to someone who is just as fabulous and awesome as me in a white circle surrounded by pretty pink flowers
Fabulous and awesome as me Card
£2.75 (RAN 160)
A funny retro birthday card with a man and woman in a close smooch. She says I always get a warm feeling when I'm around you to which he replies That's because I've just farted
Warm feeling when you're around Card
£2.75 (DMU 263)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman pointing up to multicoloured and white text that reads Happy birthday you big tart
Happy Birthday your big tart Card
£2.75 (DMA 548)
A Mother's Day card with an excited young 1950's girl looking to camera and shouting. Large pastel multicoloured text above her reads Best Mum ever!
Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 541)
An LGBT birthday card reads Happy birthgay to you
Happy birthgay to you Card
£2.75 (POP 06)
You Are The Best Bellend Card
£2.75 (GUM 13)
I could shit rainbows funny Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 127)
Love you almost as much as the cat Valentines card
£2.75 (DMV 125)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling older lady sitting in a chair and talking on the phone
Turned into your mother Card
£2.75 (DMU 236)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a stern looking woman in a pink blouse holding one hand up to camera
The whole 29 again routine Card
£2.75 (DMU 222)
Only My Dog Understands Me Card
£2.75 (DMU 198)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy woman popping her head in the corner of the card
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Card
£2.75 (DME 56)
A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson standing at a conference lectern which reads live laugh love
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Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 461)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
You old bastard Card
£2.75 (DMA 446)
A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl
Little Shit Girl Card
£2.75 (DMA 390)
A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 342)
A deep red Valentine's day card with simple rounded white text that reads I love you even more than the air fryer
Even more than the air fryer Card
£2.75 (DMV 152)
A funny text based birthday card about doing a big poo
I've done a big poo Card
£2.75 (POP 14)
A funny birthday card with white text in a black box at the top that reads How many times do you have to get up to wee in the night? Below against a yellow background are tick boxes which are detailed
Get up to wee in the night Card
£2.75 (RAN 138)
Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Girls
£12.50 (MUL 17)
Blow Job You Promised Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 184)
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Mum's on the Wine! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 108)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!
We'll Miss You (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 22)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk
Office wanker Card
£2.75 (DMA 496)
A Galentine's Day card with a picture of a glamourous woman looking to camera stroking her hair. Red and white rounded text above reads Happy Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another
Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.75 (DMA 483)
A greeting card with a picture of a 1960s woman blowing a streamer surrounded by balloons
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Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 411)
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Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 349)
A funny retro Valentine's Day card with a man and woman both looking to camera against a red background. He asks What's for Dinner? to which she replies A Blowjob
What's for dinner Card
£2.75 (DMU 264)
A white birthday card with bold rainbow coloured text that reads Big gay birthday card surrounded by equally rainbow dots
Big gay birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 145)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a mum whisking and holding a bowl.
Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card
£2.75 (DMU 249)
A birthday card with a modern photo of two young women drinking wine and holding to the camera. One, in a pink dress says You've aged really well. The other replies Thank you, to which she replies I meant the wine
You've aged really well Card
£2.75 (DMU 244)
A birthday card with the layout of wordle. Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
Wordle Freak Card
£2.75 (RAN 95)
Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 46)
Goodbye Youth Card
£2.75 (DMU 139)
A card with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair
See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Leaving (LARGE CARD)
£4.00 (DML 18)
A birthday card with a 1960s of an shocked elderly man looking to camera. Above him blue and red capitalised text reads OMG! You're how old
OMG You're how old Card
£2.75 (DMA 513)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 506)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
You're my Queen Card
£2.75 (DMA 477)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad
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Good News It's Father's Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 282)
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The Mum The Myth The Legend Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 263)
A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone
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I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 241)
A funny birthday card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged man in a suit pointing to himself
Another amazing human Card
£2.75 (DMA 585)
A black birthday card with a very old painting of thirteen serious looking men all looking towards the viewer surrounded by a white border. White formal text above them reads Who farted?
Who farted Card
£2.75 (RAN 155)
A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses
Friends are like stars Card
£2.75 (RAN 133)
Massive slutbag Card
£2.75 (DMU 206)
Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card
£2.75 (DMU 128)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman surrounded by birthday colourful balloons
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.75 (DMA 514)
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses. Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
Fuck Off Card
£2.75 (DMA 428)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man smoking a pipe
You're Now An Old Fart Card
£2.75 (DMA 189)
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I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Card
£1.00 £2.75 (Break 02)
A funny pink birthday card with a 1960s woman dressed as a chef smiling and looking to camera. White text above and beside her reads I love to cook with wine and sometimes I'll even add it to the food
Cook with wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 561)
A dark blue birthday card featuring rounded white, blue and yellow text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
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I've lost loads on crypto Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 99)
We think you smell Card
£2.75 (DMU 204)
A Valentine's Day card with a dramatic posed photo of an old lady fallen down some stairs. Funky text above the image reads I've fallen for you
I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 484)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.75 (DMA 482)
A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday
Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£2.75 (DMA 473)
A gay birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man looking to camera
Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card
£2.75 (DMA 28)
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Behind Every Great Mum Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 227)
A funny birthday card with a photo of a smiling bearded old man in a blue and purple tracksuit pointing upwards to white and purple text that reads Happy birthday fuck nugget
Happy birthday fuck nugget Card
£2.75 (DMA 581)
A black and spotted greeting card with bold white slanted text that reads You're now in your Daddy era surrounded by multicoloured dots
Daddy era Card
£2.75 (RAN 163)
A funny birthday card with a modern photo of a topless middle aged overweight and sunburnt man smiling and wearing a comedy sombrero. White text above and in front of him reads Happy birthday hot stuff
Happy birthday hot stuff Card
£2.75 (DMA 574)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman looking to camera and holding a cocktail glass. Rounded white text above and beside her reads Let's day drink, but in a classy way
Let's day drink Card
£2.75 (DMA 571)
A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days
My back is stiff Card
£2.75 (DMU 257)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy
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No hugging Please Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 208)
A card with a retro-style photo of a man and woman at an office computer
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 20)
A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 (DMA 445)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat
I used to be a people person Card
£2.75 (DMA 443)
A gay greeting card with a man with glasses pointing to camera
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You Are Very Very Gay Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 290)
A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit
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Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 36)
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Happy Fucking Card
£1.00 £2.75
A bright rainbow coloured birthday card with bold white shadowed text that reads Here's to another year ofbeing fucking fabulous!
Another year of being fabulous Card
£2.75 (RAN 168)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of a wise bearded old man with his hands over a crystal ball in front of a rainbow background
I predict cock Card
£2.75 (DMA 580)
A gay birthday card featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, you're this gay
Yes, you're this gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 153)
A black Valentines card with white, pink and red text that reads We go together like poppers and lube
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.75 (DMV 146)
A Fathers Day card about farting a lot
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Dad you could make farting a national sport Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 50)
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I'm such a dick Card for Mum
£1.00 £2.75
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
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Mum, You're The Best Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DSS 20)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a smiling middle ages couple looking to camera
Arsehole with a Card
£2.75 (DMU 215)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a woman looking down at a man digging in her garden borders
Poking around in my bush Card
£2.75 (DMU 213)
I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card
£2.75 (DMU 111)
A large lilac card with the words Sorry your're leaving Piss off then
Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 15)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a female call centre operator looking direct to the camera
Your birthday is important to us Card
£2.75 (DMA 504)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.75 (DMA 438)
A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card
£2.75 (DMA 383)
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Mother's Ruined Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 306)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
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Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 205)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a glamorous young smiling woman holding a bunch of red roses. Rounded white text above her reads Roses are red, it's my birthday I'll have a wine
Roses are red wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 575)
A funny birthday with an elderly smiling couple looking away into the middle distance. In a slanted white box above them dark red and blue text teads Don't grow up, It's a trap
Don't grow up Card
£2.75 (DMA 573)
A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.75 (RAN 144)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s picture of a smiling middle aged woman at an office desk talking on the phone. She says Happy birthday to someone else who has no clue what they actually do for a job
No clue what they do for a job Card
£2.75 (DMU 253)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name really old Card
£2.75 (RAN 72)
A white greeting card with a pattern of watercolour flowers at the bottom
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Card
£2.75 (RAN 42)
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You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card
£0.50 £2.75
If This Card Offends You Card
£2.75 (GUM 28)
Good Luck - Not That You Need It You're Awesome! Card
£2.75 (DRO 20)
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of two middle aged women in the kitchen with an apron on
All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Card
£2.75 (DMZ 68)
A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk
Let Me Put You On Hold Card
£2.75 (DMU 38)
A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen
Call was important to us Card
£2.75 (DMU 235)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen
Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMU 230)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 505)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.75 (DMA 481)
A funny retro birthday card featuring two young women both sitting in a hair parlour with their heads under dryers. One says It's my birthday to which the other replies I don't care
I Don't care Card
£2.75 (DMU 260)
A funny rude birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads The man in the shop told me that this card would make even the most miserable bugger laugh
The man in the shop Card
£2.75 (RAN 156)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling male magician holding a deck of cards. White and yellow text above and behind reads As if by magic you're now old!
As if by magic you're now old Card
£2.75 (DMA 563)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling middle aged man looking lovingly at a glass of beer
Birthdays are such thirsty work Card
£2.75 (DMA 557)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, dark blue and pale blue rounded text that reads Dad You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Dad You Deserve the recognition Card
£2.75 (DAD 67)
A funny birthday card suitable for an annoying sister
Even annoying sisters deserve a Birthday card
£2.75 (POP 02)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a classy looking woman in a fur coat holding a martini glass looking into the distance
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.75 (DMA 534)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Card
£2.75 (RAN 98)
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.75 (RAN 40)
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Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 32)
A vibrant pink card with the words We’ll miss you! For about 5 minutes…
We'll Miss You! Card
£2.75 (DSS 58)
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You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMV 75)
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
Just a Fart Card
£2.75 (DMU 212)
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Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 185)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son
Dad... Ask Your Mum Card
£2.75 (DMU 148)
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
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Put Your Feet Up Dad Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMS 65)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone
Shall we go out and get drunk Card
£2.75 (DMA 527)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.75 (DMA 515)
A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 478)
A birthday card with a retro photo of an exasperated woman
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I know it's your birthday Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 449)
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 430)
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Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 429)
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
As Amazing As Me Card
£2.75 (DMA 396)
A rich blue Father's Day card with rounded dark blue, white and light blue text in the middle that reads Dad you're one of my favourite parents
One of my favourite parents Card
£2.75 (DAD 60)
A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad
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You're An Amazeballs Dad Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 33)
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of five men with absolutely no dress sense in clashing patterns
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Proof That Men Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMZ 13)
A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of two young women in swimsuits standing on the beach, with one waving into the distance
Goodbye poor life choices Card
£2.75 (DMU 268)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of two glamourous women, one of whom is whispering into the others ear
Unpaid therapist Card
£2.75 (DMA 584)
A deep pink greeting card with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life
Toxic arseholes Card
£2.75 (RAN 162)
A funny birthday card with a cute whimsical illustration of two kittens against a blue background. Rounded yellow text above them reads Meh birthday
Meh Card
£2.75 (RAN 159)
A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare
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Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 540)
Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend Card
£2.75 (DSS 32)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mr & Mr
Mr and Mr Card
£2.75 (RAN 112)
A bold pink Mother's Day card with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Mum
Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 59)
A random pack of ten badges
Random Badge Multipack x 10 Badges
£5.00 (MUL 41)
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 25)
Silly Insults Card
£2.75 (GUM 36)
A light blue new home card with the words Congratulations on the new home and all the junk you’ll fill it with
Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card
£2.75 (DRO 13)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock
Being a Dad is so exhausting Card
£2.75 (DMU 233)
Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum
£2.75 (DMU 192)
Alexa, Send Wine Card
£2.75 (DMU 164)
A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad
Little Shit Boy Card
£2.75 (DMA 391)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling chef looking at the camera
I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Card
£2.75 (DMA 287)
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You're doing great Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 68)
A funny birthday card with a 1980s picture of a smiling group of office employees all looking to camera
Did you bring cake Card
£2.75 (DMU 266)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two men men leaning against a big tree looking away from each other. One says Dickhead and the other says Bellend
Dickhead Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMU 258)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo a frowning older male looking at the camera with very little hair. White text above him reads There's now more hair in your nose and ears than on the top of your head
More hair in your nose Card
£2.75 (DMA 559)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make birthdays fabulous again
Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£2.75 (RAN 131)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.75 (DMU 252)
A funny Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed a fortune teller gazing at a crystal ball
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 545)
A greeting card with a smiling autumnal looking woman looking to camera and eating an apple. White rounded text above her reads An apple a day is very satisfying when thrown at stupid people
An apple a day Card
£2.75 (DMA 539)
A greeting card featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick
First class honours Card
£2.75 (DMA 536)
Happy LGBTQI+ Card
£2.75 (RAN 06)
Cards With Fuck On Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 11)
National Dickhead Awareness Day Card
£2.75 (GUM 11)
Happy Bday Knob Head Card
£2.75 (GUM 08)
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Wanna Netflix and Chill Card
£1.00 £2.75 (GUM 01)
A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy birthday you complete arse
Happy Birthday You Complete Arse Card
£2.75 (DSS 87)
A cream coloured birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend
Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card
£2.75 (DSS 70)
A Fathers Day comparing Dad to Chuck Norris
Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card
£2.75 (DSS 27)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young man and woman staring off into the distance
What are we looking at Card
£2.75 (DMU 238)
A funny Fathers Day card about playing golf
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I Hate Golf Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 174)
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Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMR 02)
A dark pink card with the words So long farewell auf wiedersehen piss off!
So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 19)
An alternating dark and light pink greeting card with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne
I Think It's Time For Champagne (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 09)
A lilac birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a cheery man in a suit holding up two shots of alcohol
Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card
£2.75 (DME 30)
A funny Birthday card with a picture of thew retro woman mixing salad
Happy birthday tosser Card
£2.75 (DMA 451)
Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 414)
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 412)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card
£2.75 (DMA 366)
A birthday card with a photo of a proud cockerel standing on a post box
Appreciate This Amazing Cock Card
£2.75 (DMA 360)
A birthday card with a picture of a naked old man on a beach holding a big yellow sign
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.75 (DMA 351)
A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card
£2.75 (DMA 313)
A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down
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Less Of A Let Down Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 42)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro styled picture of a husband giving his excited looking wife a birthday present
It's only a new iron Card
£2.75 (DMU 269)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man lying in a hospital bed being visited by his wife
Exhausted after the washing up Card
£2.75 (DMU 267)
A red Valentines card with white and orange rounded lowercase text reading Live laugh Lick my balls
Live Laugh Lick my Balls Valentines Card
£2.75 (RAN 93)
Fabulous Gayness Card
£2.75 (RAN 04)
Yasss Queen Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 01)
Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Guys
£12.50 (MUL 09)
Happy Entitled Millennial Snowflake Birthday birthday Card
£2.75 (GUM 30)
A purple birthday card with the words Oi dick head! Now I’ve got your attention happy birthday
Oi Dickhead! Card
£2.75 (DSS 14)
A bright turquoise birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Epic icon 80
Epic icon 80 Card
£2.75 (DMY 11)
A bright red Valentine's Day card featuring white and orange text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic handsome husband
Handsome husband Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 134)
A pink Valentine's Day card featuring white and red text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic gorgeous girlfriend
Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 133)
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Sexiest Hubby Ever Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMV 102)
Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Card
£2.75 (DMU 62)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts
Big an idiot as your dad Card
£2.75 (DMU 232)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man and woman and the woman looking happy and content
That thing with your wallet Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 219)
My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (DMU 194)
Biggest Bellend Award Card
£2.75 (DMU 179)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a loving family
Piss Of Kids Card
£2.75 (DMU 175)
A large dark blue card with the words Sorry you’re leaving
Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 13)
Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you
A Big Thank You (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 12)
A baby pink birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a dressed up woman looking knowingly at you
How To Get Drunk Properly Card
£2.75 (DME 31)
A light and darker pink striped greeting card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling woman pointing towards a box that says Multitasking formula
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Wonder Mum Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DME 19)
A birthday card with a retro image of two women presenting another excited one with a big birthday cake
Screw the diet Card
£2.75 (DMA 512)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.75 (DMA 508)
A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!
Dad's are the best Card
£2.75 (DMA 507)
A birthday card with a 1960's photo of three men sideways looking to the camera against a red background
Old fart club Card
£2.75 (DMA 499)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a cheerleader dressed all in white jumping excitedly into the air
OMG! I'm So excited Card
£2.75 (DMA 465)
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Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 415)
Mum Is On The Gin Again Card
£2.75 (DMA 346)
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card
£2.75 (DMA 308)
A funny Fathers Day card thanking Dad
Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card
£2.75 (DAD 53)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A 1960s picture of a group of office workers raising their hands in excitement. Angled white text on a red background above them reads We'll miss you Honest...
We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 23)
A birthday card with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do
Failing at life Card
£2.75 (DMA 538)
Hip Hip Hooray Card
£2.75 (GUM 32)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mrs & Mrs
Mrs and Mrs Card
£2.75 (RAN 113)
Pretty Fucking Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 05)
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Mums good looks funny Mother's day card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 52)
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Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 40)
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Best Mum Ever Card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 36)
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Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.75
A brilliant white birthday card with the words I hope this birthday card is gay enough for you
Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You Card
£2.75 (DSS 76)
A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it
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You're A Total Lush Mum Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DSS 19)
A pink Valentine's Day card featuring white and red text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic wonderful wife
Wonderful wife Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 135)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth
Cup of wine Card
£2.75 (DMU 240)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man and woman with their faces stuck together
You're stuck with me Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 225)
I'm Getting Wasted Card
£2.75 (DMU 142)
A yellow card with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman in the corner of the card
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 14)
A large bright pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday!
Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 11)
A striped card in alternating shades of blue with a vintage style photo of a middle aged man
Happy Birthday You Old Bugger Card
£2.75 (DME 54)
Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 388)
Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card
£2.75 (DMA 309)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man sat at desk in front of blackboard
You Sir Are A Knob Card
£2.75 (DMA 232)
A Funny Fathers Day for a great step dad
Happy awesome Step Dad day Card
£2.75 (DAD 57)
A text based Fathers Day card about the best mum
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Dad You're The Best Mum Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 43)
A funny white birthday card with a pie chart split into pink and a picture of a rainbow unicorn. The card asks Are you gay? with the options being Yes and Yes, and a magical fucking unicorn.
Are you gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 167)
A birthday card featuring a retro illustration of a smiling man riding a sledge over a rainbow in space. Multicoloured rounded text above him reads You may not be as gay as this but at least you're trying
You may not be as gay as this Card
£2.75 (RAN 147)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a young girl playing at a piano while her mother looks on and the father sits in the background
How is my recital Mummy Card
£2.75 (DMU 248)
A Mother's Day card with a 1970s picture of a exhausted mother sitting down with her feet up on a sofa
Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 476)
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of a woman smiling using an exercising bike
I hate exercising Card
£2.75 (DMU 214)
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Inspirational Quote Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 69)
Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card
£2.75 (MUM 35)
Birthdays Are A Load Of Old Shit Card
£2.75 (GUM 26)
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem You Stupid Card
£2.75 (GUM 24)
Eye Spy With My Little Eye Card
£2.75 (GUM 14)
A dark pink birthday card with the words OMG! You’re 16
OMG! You're 16 Card
£2.75 (DSS 47)
The Gays Got Married Card
£2.75 (DRO 23)
A deep pink congratulations card with the words Well done you passed
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Well Done You Passed Congratulations Card
£2.75
A birthday card with 1960s photo of a middle aged man with his finger to his mouth making a shh noise
Really really old Card
£2.75 (DMU 227)
Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card
£2.75 (DMU 181)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying sister
Most annoying Sister Card
£2.75 (DMA 452)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk
You're Not TikTok Famous Card
£2.75 (DMA 431)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard
You're a Massive Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMA 317)
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Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 194)
A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle
Your Pet Unicorn Card
£2.75 (DMA 180)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white and pastel purple text that reads 50% farts, 40% beer, 10% bad jokes 100% Dad
100% Dad Card
£2.75 (DAD 59)
A funny Fathers Day Card asking for Dad to lend some cash
Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad
£2.75 (DAD 58)
A Fathers Day card with text reading Dad I'm such a dick and yet you still love me
Dad I'm such a dick Card
£2.75 (DAD 52)
A Fathers Day card about father and son
Like Father Like Son Card
£2.75 (DAD 48)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in
Sounds gay I'm in Card
£2.75 (RAN 130)
A funny birthday card with a rainbow pattern emanating out from a white circle in the middle with back and multi-coloured text inside that reads Happy birthday super gay
Happy birthday super gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 165)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited housewife jumping for joy
Happy Mum day Card
£2.75 (DMA 578)
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Look Who's 21 Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 49)
A funny retro birthday card featuring two men in fencing costumes drawing their swords at each other. One says You could just offer to pay for a round instead of resorting to this
Fencing guys Card
£2.75 (DMU 262)
A bright pink greeting card with the words Mum you’re bloody amazing sorry for swearing
Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card
£2.75 (DSS 18)
A funny birthday card suitable for a stupid brother
Even stupid brothers deserve a Birthday card
£2.75 (POP 01)
40% Gin 60% Sass 100% Unicorn Card
£2.75 (GUM 29)
A bold white greeting card with a a bold colourful rainbow with bold rounded text underneath that reads Happy Pride
Happy Pride LGBTQ+ Card
£2.75 (RAN 96)
A white birthday card with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck
Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Card
£2.75 (RAN 90)
Your Here Your Queer Card
£2.75 (RAN 36)
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send beer
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Alexa send beer Card
£1.00 £2.75 (POP 08)
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Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 47)
Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 29)
Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 23)
Prosecco Tequila Vodka Card
£2.75 (GUM 34)
A dark purple card with the words May your birthday be filled with epic awesomeness
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Epic Awesomeness Card
£2.75 (DSS 68)
A bright yellow card with the words A big thank you. It's so big it won't even fit on this card
A BIG Thank You Card
£2.75 (DSS 59)
A bold pink birthday card with the words ‘Fantastic 30’ in capitalised blue and white chunky font
Fantastic 30 Card
£2.75 (DSS 50)
Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 115)
Little People Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMU 169)
You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card
£2.75 (DMU 146)
A large light blue card with the words If you must leave please do it without any big drama
If You Must Leave (LARGE CARD) Card
£4.00 (DML 17)
A large dark pink card with the words Today is all about you
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Today Is All About You (Large Card)
£4.00
A light blue birthday card with a vintage style drawing of two jovial men drinking alcohol
Jagerbombs Card
£2.75 (DME 24)
A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head
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Happy Birthday Like This Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 425)
Mother Knows Best Card for Mum
£2.75 (DMA 423)
A funny birthday card with a retro image of a man looking shocked at being old
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.75 (DMA 404)
A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass
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Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DAD 25)
A hearts pattered pink Valentine's Day card with simple rounded white and pink text that reads Happy Valentine's to the sexiest wife ever
Sexiest wife ever Card
£2.75 (DMV 157)
A retro birthday birthday featuring a smiling woman in a black dress holding a martini glass. White, yellow and pink text above her reads Let's skip the Birthday meal and go straight for the cheap drinks
Let's skip the Birthday meal Card
£2.75 (DMA 562)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling man in a smart suit looking to camera. He's saying Who's the Daddy
Who's the Daddy Card
£2.75 (DMU 251)
A funny card, perfect for Valentines featuring a smiling man and woman standing at a tennis net holding their rackets
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.75 (DMU 243)
A bight yellow birthday card with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card
£2.75 (RAN 94)
A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
Good Vibes Only Card
£2.75 (RAN 74)
A birthday card featuring a bright rainbow pattern exploding from behind white text that reads I'm so proud of you
I'm so proud of you Card
£2.75 (RAN 100)
Love is Love Card
£2.75 (RAN 03)
A white birthday card with black capital text reading Best friends forever
Best friends forever Card
£2.75 (POP 20)
A LGBT greeting card with a big rainbow reading have a nice gay
Have a nice gay Card
£2.75 (POP 13)
A funny text based birthday card about farts
Open this card massive fart Card
£2.75 (POP 11)
A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send wine
Alexa send wine Card
£2.75 (POP 07)
A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and blue text in the middle that reads 50% hero, 40% wine, 10% taxi, 100% Mum
100% Mum Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 58)
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Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 55)
All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 45)
Mum, Thanks For Being Card
£2.75 (MUM 44)
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Mum Goals Card
£0.50 £2.75 (MUM 39)
Big Gay Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 14)
Less Messy That The EU's Exit From the EU Card
£2.75 (GUM 23)
A bold pink birthday card with the words Get off Facebook! It’s your birthday
Get Off Facebook Card
£2.75 (DSS 79)
A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my brilliant boyfriend
Happy Birthday To My Brilliant Boyfriend Card
£2.75 (DSS 69)
A baby blue greeting card, with the words Beautiful bonny bouncing baby boy
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Beautiful Bonny Bouncing Baby Boy Baby Card
£2.75
A Fathers Day card about dad dancing
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Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 24)
A light blue card with the words Mum thanks for being excited about lots of new places to drink when I came out
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Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 22)
A light blue congratulations card with the words Congrats on the new job
Congrats On The New Job! Congratulations Card
£2.75 (DRO 09)
A bright red birthday card with blue, yellow and white rounded letters that read Fantastic 30
Fantastic 30 Card
£2.75 (DMY 05)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of worried looking man answering the phone
Bank of Dad Card for Dad
£2.75 (DMU 199)
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A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 193)
Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card
£2.75 (DMU 107)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera. Above him in an angled white bar red and blue text reads World's best arsehole
World's Best Arsehole Card
£2.75 (DMA 467)
A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits
Best friends forever Card
£2.75 (DMA 444)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad
£2.75 (DMA 442)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s photo of a man scratching his head
You've still got it Dad Card
£2.75 (DMA 440)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque
Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad
£2.75 (DMA 439)
A birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying brother
Most Annoying Brother Award Card
£2.75 (DMA 422)
Order a Take Away Card For Mum
£2.75 (DMA 389)
A dark purple Father's Day with rounded white, blue and purple text in the middle that reads Dad I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
Lost loads on crypto Card
£2.75 (DAD 63)
A Fathers Day card reads I love you Dad almost as much as beer
Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad
£2.75 (DAD 55)
A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.75 (DAD 35)
A funny birthday card with text against a white, pink and purple background that reads How will you spend your birthday?
How will you spend your birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 181)
A funny LGBTQ+ birthday card with a bold rainbow starburst pattern overlaid with white dramatic text that reads One year older zero shame infinite gayness
Infinite gayness Card
£2.75 (RAN 180)
A funny LGBTQ+ birthday cards with rainbow coloured text in white blocks against a rainbow background that reads Happy birthday from the lesbians
Happy Birthday from the lesbians Card
£2.75 (RAN 179)
A funny LGBTQ+ birthday cards with rainbow coloured text in white blocks against a rainbow background that reads Happy birthday from the gays
Happy Birthday from the gays Card
£2.75 (RAN 178)
A funny illustrated birthday card based on spot the difference
Let's play spot the difference Card
£2.75 (RAN 177)
A funny birthday card featuring an illustration of Girl with a pearl earing but it has been manipulated to make her look like she has a massive hangover
Girl with a birthday hangover Card
£2.75 (RAN 176)
A funny birthday card with a large full frame illustration of Satan laughing with the words Hail Satan at the top in gothic font
Hail Satan Card
£2.75 (RAN 175)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1950s picture of a smiling woman in a circus costume holding a blank white placard
All the fucks I give Card
£2.75 (DMU 275)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a young glamourous woman in a nightdress waking up against a pink background
Never too early for champagne Card
£2.75 (DMU 274)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1970s smiling man laughing and pointing to the camera saying I wouldn't be celebrating a birthday at your age
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.75 (DMU 273)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two middle aged men sat at at a cafe counter with cups of tea
What did you get up to last night Card
£2.75 (DMU 272)
A funny birthday card with a 1960s picture of two young women closely whispering to each other in front of a purple background
No idea how this adult thing works Card
£2.75 (DMU 271)
A funny birthday card featuring a disturbing and unrealistic AI generated image of three women with odd heads and all manner of random craziness going on
Hang of this AI thing yet Card
£2.75 (DMU 270)
A vibrant pink birthday card with a retro style drawing of a grinning woman holding up a cup of coffee
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Coffee Slut Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DME 58)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling middle aged man in a smart suit. White and purple text above him reads Happy birthday from one creaky old fart to another
Creaky old Fart Card
£2.75 (DMA 597)
A funny birthday card featuring a very busy scene featuring fabulous drag queens, rainbow unicorns and disco party boys surrounded by multicoloured balloons and streamers
The gayest card you'll receive today Card
£2.75 (DMA 596)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro of a smiling glamorous young woman holding a martini glass with a green dress and posh jewelry
Enjoy a large stiff one Card
£2.75 (DMA 595)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a stern looking Donald Trump holding a white placard that reads This birthday card is tariff free
Donald Trump Tariff Free Card
£2.75 (DMA 594)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photos of a smiling pensioner couple looking to the camera
Inside every old person Card
£2.75 (DMA 593)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smart woman smiling to camera in a stylish top against a deep red background
Happy Birthday Slut Bag Card
£2.75 (DMA 592)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a suit against a deep blue background. White text reads Happy birthday cock face
Happy Birthday Cock Face Card
£2.75 (DMA 591)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a cute dog wearing a party hat surrounded by balloons and streamers
Are there treats Card
£2.75 (DMA 590)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man with glasses and a suit standing in front of a bold colour pattern
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card
£2.75 (DMA 589)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two smiling women in glamourous dresses holding cocktail glasses
Drunk by Midnight Card
£2.75 (DMA 588)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of smiling young boy sitting in front of a birthday cake
Today is all about you Boy Card
£2.75 (DMA 587)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk holding a birthday cake with lots of candles against a deep red background. Bold white text above reads Happy birthday bestie
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.75 (DMA 586)
A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt
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Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 92)
A cute Valentine's card with a deep red border and inside is an illustration of a cutecrocodile wearing heart shaped shades and holding a rose
To my valentine Card
£2.75 (DMV 161)
A cute Valentine's card with a deep red border and inside is an illustration of a cute dalmatian dog wearing heart shaped shades. Simple text above reads Happy valentine's day
Happy valentine's day Card
£2.75 (DMV 160)
A cute Valentine's card with a deep red border and inside is an illustration of a cute tiger wearing heart shaped shades. Simple text above reads Wild for you
Wild for you Card
£2.75 (DMV 159)
A cute Valentine's card with a deep red border and inside is an illustration of a cute bear wearing heart shaped shades and holding a present
I love you Card
£2.75 (DMV 158)
A hearts pattered red Valentine's Day card with simple rounded white and orange text that reads Happy Valentine's to the sexiest hubby ever
Sexiest hubby ever Card
£2.75 (DMV 156)
A deep red Valentine's Day card with simple rounded white and pink text that reads You suck really good
You suck Card
£2.75 (DMV 155)
A plain white Valentine's Day card with simple rounded red and pink text that reads I love you like a squirrel loves nuts
Like a squirrel loves nuts Card
£2.75 (DMV 154)
A rainbow Valentine's day card with simple rounded white text that reads I love you in a gay way
Love You in a gay way Card
£2.75 (DMV 153)
A light blue birthday card with red and black text in a white box at the top that reads Happy birthday from. Options listed below are as follows
Happy birthday from Card
£2.75 (RAN 169)
A black birthday card covered with multicoloured spots. Bold white text in the middle reads The gays do love a birthday
The gays do love a birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 166)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a father lifting up his daughter in their garden. She wishes him Happy father's day to which he replies Oh shit, my back
Oh shit my back Card
£2.75 (DMU 265)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a majorette outfit in front of a rainbow starburst pattern
Let's party Card
£2.75 (DMA 583)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited businessman jumping for joy holding a briefcase
Happy Dad day Card
£2.75 (DMA 579)
A plain white birthday card with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay
I love Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 154)
A funny Father's Day card with a picture of a 1970s serious looking blonde haired man looking to camera
Dad you're the boss Card
£2.75 (DMA 543)
A multipack of 6 x everyday Bocadillo cards
Bocadillo Everyday Multipack x 6 Cards
£3.99 (MUL 56)
A white birthday card with alternating blue and pink corners. Black, pink and blue in the middle reads Blah wine Happy Birthday wine blah
Blah Wine Blah Card
£2.75 (POP 21)
A text based funny birthday card for Dad
Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?
£2.75 (POP 03)
A baby pink greeting card, with the words Beautiful bonny bouncing baby girl
Beautiful Bonny Bouncing Baby Girl Baby Card
£2.75 (DSS 46)
New Name New You Transition Card
£2.75 (RAN 35)
A funny text based greeting card about drinking wine
You don't need wine Card
£2.75 (POP 15)
A funny text based birthday card suitable for Mum
Less perfect version of Mum Card
£2.75 (POP 04)
A light blue Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and yellow text in the middle that reads Mum I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
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Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 60)
Happy awesome step mum day mother's day card
£2.75 (MUM 57)
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Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 56)
You're Second To Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 42)
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Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 38)
You Are The Gayest Person I Know Card
£2.75 (GUM 25)
Old is the New Young Card
£2.75 (GUM 21)
Crazy Cat Lady Card
£2.75 (GUM 18)
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No Wine Inside This Card Card
£1.00 £2.75 (GUM 17)
A dark purple birthday card with the words Happy birthday but first let me take a selfie
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Happy Birthday, But First Let Me Take A Selfie Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 83)
Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card
£2.75 (DRO 04)
Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card
£2.75 (DRO 03)
Sister Get Out Of The Bathroom So I Can Wish You Happy Card
£2.75 (DRO 02)
For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card
£2.75 (DRO 01)
A bright red Valentine's Day card featuring white and orange text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant boyfriend
Brilliant boyfriend Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 132)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a smiling mother whispering into her daughter's ear saying Be a sweetie and fix Mummy a gin
Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMU 231)
Unnecessarily Offensive Card
£2.75 (DMU 197)
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Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 196)
Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum
£2.75 (DMU 191)
Whatsapp Group Card
£2.75 (DMU 168)
A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast
Today's Forecast (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 21)
A large light blue card with a retro-style drawing of two men drinking alcohol
Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 08)
A dark pink card with a vintage style photo of a smiling woman on the phone
I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card
£2.75 (DME 53)
A striped card in alternating shades of light pink with a vintage style drawing of a surprised woman pointing
Face Book Reminded Me Card
£2.75 (DME 32)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a toilet seat with the lid up in a red tiled bathroom
Loo seat down Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 480)
A Mother's Day card featuring an 80s styled smiling woman wearing fluorescent gym gear and holding an award
Best Mum award Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 475)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young paperboy holding a paper
Extra Extra You've got old Card
£2.75 (DMA 457)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the best dad award Card for Dad
£2.75 (DMA 441)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a young woman in a pink nightdress lying on a chaise lounge
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Card
£2.75 (DMA 321)
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
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Dad, You've Got This Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 281)
A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white, blue and yellow text in the middle that reads Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead
Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card
£2.75 (DAD 62)
A funny Fathers Day card calling Dad the best mum
Dad you're the best Mum Card
£2.75 (DAD 56)
A funny Fathers Day Card thanking Dad for the daddy issues
Thanks for the daddy issues Card
£2.75 (DAD 54)
A funny Fathers Day card with text reading Thanks Dad for being a legend
Thanks Dad for being a legend Card
£2.75 (DAD 51)
A Fathers Day card about turning out amazing
Cheers Dad Card
£2.75 (DAD 49)
A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome
All Kinds of Awesome Card
£2.75 (DAD 40)
A Fathers Day card with the text you've got this dad thing sorted
You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card
£2.75 (DAD 30)

Greetings Cards for All Occasions

Birthday cards, anniversary cards, new baby cards, father’s day, mother’s day, knobhead cards - whatever the occasion you want to celebrate we have them all at Dean Morris Cards! What says I love you more than a rude greeting card?

If you are looking for a funny retro photo card then check out the Twisted Vintage or Fabulous ranges, lots of birthday cards to be found. If the gay in your life is getting married then you may want to mince along to the fabulous gay cards aisle, which is right next to the Civil Partnership celebration range. If you want something to make you smile and laugh but without the rude words or abuse the Keep Calm and Carry On and Twisted Vintage ranges will be the best place to look, if you can avoid the rude card then Shout also has some great sister and brother cards along with wedding and anniversary cards.

Remember, if you want a Greetings Card that leading UK tabloid newspapers hate then you have come to the right place, our cards are so offensive to some people even thought it was the end of days coming.