All Everyday Greeting Cards

Old floozy Card

£2.75 (DMA 456 Floozy)

A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance

Another year of dealing Card

£2.75 (DMA 520-2)

A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits

Sugar tits Card

£2.75 (DMA 529)

A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Some are born great Shakespeare Card

£2.75 (RAN 87)

A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae

Today Is All About You Card

£2.75 (DMA 409)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age female Card

£2.75 (DMA 524)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

You know you're old Card

£2.75 (DMA 489)

A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card

£2.75 (DMA 293)

A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud

To a Special C**t Card

£2.75 (DMA 283)

A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera

Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card

£2.75 (DMA 314)

A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card

£2.75 (DMA 216)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase