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Welcome to middle age male Card

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£2.75

The predictions of this birthday card are true. Everyone will annoy you and you will need to we a lot, usually about twice a night if personal experience is to go by. Okay...tmi.

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot.

SKU: DMA 523

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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