Drinking Cards and Gifts

Looking for funny drinking gifts or a wine birthday card? Here’s our original selection of funny drinking birthday cards and gifts for the wine and gin drinkers in your life. Cheers!

A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin

Up to my tits in gin Card

£2.75 (DMU 234)

A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of two men drinking alcohol

It's Christmas. Time To Get Wasted On Jagerbombs Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DXX 09)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card

£2.75 (DMA 339)

A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera

Gossip and alcohol Card

£2.75 (DMA 460)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 333)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 79)

A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front

Your Gin Delivery Card

£2.75 (DMA 335)

A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together

Friends that drink together Card

£2.75 (DMA 487)

A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine

Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card

£2.75 (DMA 301)

Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 12)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamourous woman in a fur coat against a red background holding a cocktail glass

Mostly gin Card

£2.75 (DMX 317)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge

Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 265)

A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow

Eat Drink And Be Merry Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 01)

A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree

What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card

£2.75 (DMX 193)

A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a green top looking to camera. White text above her reads I bought you wine for Christmas but I drank it

I bought you wine Card

£2.75 (DMX 335)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You! Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 240)

A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman holding a glass of alcohol and smiling to the camera

Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card

£2.75 (DMA 549)

A Christmas Card with a picture of a big truck driving up a frosty road

Gin Delivery Card

£2.75 (DMX 284)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.75 (DMU 60)

Christmas full of gin Badge

£2.00 (DMD 314)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling young woman against a bold red background

I bought you some wine Card

£2.75 (DMA 518)

Wine Appreciation Day Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 150)

You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 144)

A multipack of 12 x I need alcohol Christmas Cards

I Need Alcohol Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards

A lavender birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling man in a suit holding up alcohol

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Card

£2.75 (DME 50)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer

Is beer involved Card

£2.75 (DMA 528)

A birthday card with a retro image of a smiling female fortune teller looking into her crystal ball

I foresee wine Card

£2.75 (DMA 511)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 268)

A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a glamorous woman holding a glass of wine

Merry Prosecco Card

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background

Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card

£2.75 (DMA 468)

A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman holding a tennis racket and smiling to the camera

Anyone for Tennis Card

£2.75 (DMA 555)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman smiling wearing a winter hat and mittens

Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card

£2.75 (DMX 264)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map

Today's Forecast Card

£2.75 (DMA 459)

A bold pink Valentine’s Day card with the words I’ll fancy you even more if you bring me wine

I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.75 (DMV 58)

A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression

Available for a night on the wine Card

£2.75 (DMA 517)

A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco

Prosecco Princess Card

£2.75 (DMA 300)

A birthday card with a modern photo of two young women drinking wine and holding to the camera. One, in a pink dress says You've aged really well. The other replies Thank you, to which she replies I meant the wine

You've aged really well Card

£2.75 (DMU 244)

A red text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Card

£2.75 (DXG 12)

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing

Carol singers Card

£2.75 (DMX 314)

A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine

Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card

£2.75 (DMA 342)

A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling man holding a frothy beer glass. Red, green and white text above reads Merry Christmas is beer involved?

Merry Christmas is beer involved Card

£2.75 (DMX 348)

A Christmas card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged woman against a red background surrounded by snowflakes

Welcome to Card

£2.75 (DMX 342)

A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy woman popping her head in the corner of the card

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Card

£2.75 (DME 56)

A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a young woman in a stripy dress on the phone. She is asking Let's make our usual mistake of drinking too much prosecco

Too much prosecco Card

£2.75 (DMU 255)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

A striped card in alternating shades of pink with a vintage style drawing of an elegant woman drinking champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne Card

£2.75 (DME 52)

A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two young women talking closely to each other. One asks Whose birthday is it? to which the other replies Fuck knows I'm wasted

Whose birthday is it Card

£2.75 (DMU 256)

A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling woman holding a glass of larger surrounded by snowflakes. White rounded text above and beside her reads Merry Christmas from one drunken lush to another

Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card

£2.75 (DMX 347)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 52)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

A dazzling white card with the words An apple a day is not as much fun as a gin a day

An Apple A Day Card

£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 02)

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 161)

A funny pink birthday card with a 1960s woman dressed as a chef smiling and looking to camera. White text above and beside her reads I love to cook with wine and sometimes I'll even add it to the food

Cook with wine Card

£2.75 (DMA 561)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Blue and pink text reads I need wine

I need wine Pen

£3.50 (PEN 83)

A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of two middle aged women in the kitchen with an apron on

All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Card

£2.75 (DMZ 68)

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£0.50 £2.75 (DMU 108)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone

Shall we go out and get drunk Card

£2.75 (DMA 527)

A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£2.75 (DMA 383)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a classy looking woman in a fur coat holding a martini glass looking into the distance

You're full of birthday cheer Card

£2.75 (DMA 534)

A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know

Mum, You're The Best Card

£0.50 £2.75 (DSS 20)

Gin Snob Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 176)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 129)

A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£2.75 (DMU 233)

Alexa, Send Wine Card

£2.75 (DMU 164)

Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 15)

A baby pink birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a dressed up woman looking knowingly at you

How To Get Drunk Properly Card

£2.75 (DME 31)

A lilac birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a cheery man in a suit holding up two shots of alcohol

Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card

£2.75 (DME 30)

A funny retro birthday card featuring a glamorous young smiling woman holding a bunch of red roses. Rounded white text above her reads Roses are red, it's my birthday I'll have a wine

Roses are red wine Card

£2.75 (DMA 575)

A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman looking to camera and holding a cocktail glass. Rounded white text above and beside her reads Let's day drink, but in a classy way

Let's day drink Card

£2.75 (DMA 571)

A simple orange coaster with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks

Take no shit Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 238)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Alexa, Send Wine Pen

£3.50 (PEN 32)

Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 87)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth

Cup of wine Card

£2.75 (DMU 240)

A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern. Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 218)

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

An alternating dark and light pink greeting card with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 09)

This badge features bold black lower case text reading Fancy the pub?

Fancy the pub? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 292)

A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.75 (DMA 478)

A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads I've just jizzed in your tea

Jizzed in your tea Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 240)

A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife

Birthday pint down the local Card

£2.75 (DMU 252)

Wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of two tipsy men drinking alcohol repeated across the entire paper

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 29)

I'm Getting Wasted Card

£2.75 (DMU 142)

Why Couldn't You Be a Bottle Of Gin Card

£2.75 (DMU 125)

A lavender coloured coaster with a retro-style photo of a doctor wearing a head mirror

Don't Listen To Your Doctor. Get Drunk Instead! Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 133)

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

A fridge magnet with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera

Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 143)

I'm Here For The Piss Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 49)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

A yellow coaster with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 72)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling middle aged man looking lovingly at a glass of beer

Birthdays are such thirsty work Card

£2.75 (DMA 557)

A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads Place your fucking drink here

Place your drink here Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 242)

A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a young girl playing at a piano while her mother looks on and the father sits in the background

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.75 (DMU 248)

40% Gin 60% Sass 100% Unicorn Card

£2.75 (GUM 29)

When Life Hands You Lemons Card

£2.75 (GUM 27)

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£2.75 (DMU 181)

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 99)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 148)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card

£2.75 (DMA 309)

A funny retro birthday card featuring two men in fencing costumes drawing their swords at each other. One says You could just offer to pay for a round instead of resorting to this

Fencing guys Card

£2.75 (DMU 262)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer. Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

A bold rainbow patterned coaster. Multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make drinking fabulous again

Make drinking fabulous again Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 231)

A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£2.75 (RAN 51)

A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send wine

Alexa send wine Card

£2.75 (POP 07)

Prosecco Tequila Vodka Card

£2.75 (GUM 34)

Alexa, Send Wine Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 105)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Postcard

£0.50 £1.15 (DPO 10)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 180)

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman holding up a glass of alcohol

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 146)

Hands up! if you're drunk Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 140)

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse I need Gin Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 124)

Soup of the Day Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 123)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 188)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.75 (DMA 346)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 194)

A Fathers Day card reads I love you Dad almost as much as beer

Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad

£2.75 (DAD 55)

A pink badge with capitalised white and yellow text that reads Pour me a large wine

Pour me a large wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 383)

A retro birthday birthday featuring a smiling woman in a black dress holding a martini glass. White, yellow and pink text above her reads Let's skip the Birthday meal and go straight for the cheap drinks

Let's skip the Birthday meal Card

£2.75 (DMA 562)

A black coaster with bold white angled white text that reads Shove this drink up your arse surrounded by pastel coloured spots

Shove this drink up your arse Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 228)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

I Love Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 138)

A white birthday card with alternating blue and pink corners. Black, pink and blue in the middle reads Blah wine Happy Birthday wine blah

Blah Wine Blah Card

£2.75 (POP 21)

A funny text based greeting card about drinking wine

You don't need wine Card

£2.75 (POP 15)

A funny text based birthday card reads Alexa send beer

Alexa send beer Card

£2.75 (POP 08)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen

£3.50 (PEN 56)

A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and blue text in the middle that reads 50% hero, 40% wine, 10% taxi, 100% Mum

100% Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.75 (MUM 58)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£2.75 (MUM 55)

£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 39)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.75 (MUM 29)

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£2.75 (GUM 17)

A light blue card with the words Mum thanks for being excited about lots of new places to drink when I came out

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 22)

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£2.75 (DRO 04)

Roses Are Red Valentines Card

£2.75 (DMV 112)

A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a smiling mother whispering into her daughter's ear saying Be a sweetie and fix Mummy a gin

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.75 (DMU 231)

A mothers day card with a retro picture of a mother and her young daughter listening to shells on the beach

What can you hear Mummy Card for Mum

£2.75 (DMU 221)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.75 (DMU 191)

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.75 (DMU 171)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background

Who fancies a wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 212)

A coaster with a picture of two glamourous facing each other holding up a cocktail glass

Friends that drink together Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 209)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 197)

A coaster with a retro photo of a 1950's woman holding a beer glass

I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 193)

Did Someone Say Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 182)

I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 179)

100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 167)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 165)

Wine Appreciation Day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 158)

Prosecco Princess Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 149)

A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

I Love Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 139)

A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

I Love Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 137)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug

£8.75 (DMM 30)

A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast

Today's Forecast (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 21)

A yellow card with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman in the corner of the card

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 14)

A large light blue card with a retro-style drawing of two men drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 08)

Hello! Drinks Are In Me Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 92)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 80)

A fridge magnet with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

I foresee wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 152)

Alexa Send Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 135)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 112)

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 108)

A purple birthday card with a retro style photo of a very happy man holding up a beer

Staying Sober Is Not An Option Card

£2.75 (DME 63)

A light blue birthday card with a vintage style drawing of two jovial men drinking alcohol

Jagerbombs Card

£2.75 (DME 24)

Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 50)

All I Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Badge

£2.00 (DMD 29)

A purple badge featuring muticoloured text reading I've run out of wine!

Run Out Of Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 270)

A funny badge reading My favourite food group is wine

My Favourite Food Group is Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 240)

A funny badge with white text reading Gin soaked lush

Gin Soaked Lush Badge

£2.00 (DMD 233)

A funny badge reading Wake up alcohol repeat!

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 232)

A funny white badge reading Ginoholic

Ginoholic Badge

£2.00 (DMD 216)

A blue badge with text reading Prosecco princess

Prosecco Princess Badge

£2.00 (DMD 213)

Help! Please Send Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 199)

Where Are My Pills And Alcohol Badge

£2.00 (DMD 165)

A birthday cards with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits

Best friends forever Card

£2.75 (DMA 444)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a young woman in a pink nightdress lying on a chaise lounge

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Card

£2.75 (DMA 321)

Bottoms Up

If you're stuck for those little extra wine drinker gifts, or funny alcohol gifts, we've got you covered with our handy coaster presents, with wine and other related drinking pictures and quips to keep them smiling. Top it all off with our drinking related cards and you've got something to make their birthday that much more special. Bottoms up!