Drinking Cards and Gifts

Looking for funny drinking gifts or a wine birthday card? Here’s our original selection of funny drinking birthday cards and gifts for the wine and gin drinkers in your life. Cheers!

Drunk by Midnight Card

£2.95 (DMA 588)

Up to my tits in gin Card

£2.95 (DMU 234)

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card

£2.95 (DMA 339)

Available from 7th August

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)

Gossip and alcohol Card

£2.95 (DMA 460)

Your Gin Delivery Card

£2.95 (DMA 335)

Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 301)

Friends that drink together Card

£2.95 (DMA 487)

Available from 7th August

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Available from 7th August

Beer I Love You! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)

Mostly gin Card

£2.95 (DMX 317)

Available from 7th August

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card

Available from 7th August

Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 12)

Available from 7th August

Eat Drink And Be Merry Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DSX 01)

Available from 7th August

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 383)

What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMX 193)

Available from 7th August

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Available from 7th August

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Available from 7th August

That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)

Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card

£2.95 (DMA 549)

Gin Delivery Card

£2.95 (DMX 284)

I bought you wine Card

£2.95 (DMX 335)

Whose birthday is it Card

£2.95 (DMU 256)

Available from 7th August

Carol singers Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 314)

Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 468)

Available from 7th August

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

Available from 7th August

Christmas full of gin Badge

£2.00 (DMD 314)

Available from 7th August

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 181)

I bought you some wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 518)

Anyone for Tennis Card

£2.95 (DMA 555)

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Card

£2.95 (DME 50)

Merry Christmas is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMX 348)

Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card

£2.95 (DMX 264)

Too much prosecco Card

£2.95 (DMU 255)

Available from 7th August

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

I foresee wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 511)

Available from 7th August

Wine Appreciation Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 150)

Is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMA 528)

Balanced diet Card

£2.95 (DMA 607)

Girl with a birthday hangover Card

£2.95 (RAN 176)

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Card

£2.95 (DME 56)

Available from 7th August

Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)

Available from 7th August

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Available for a night on the wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 517)

Enjoy a large stiff one Card

£2.95 (DMA 595)

Birthdays are like wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 621)

Let's day drink Card

£2.95 (DMA 571)

Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card

£2.95 (DMX 347)

You've aged really well Card

£2.95 (DMU 244)

Available from 7th August

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

Pronouns are more / wine Card

£2.95 (DBA 16)

Welcome to Card

£2.95 (DMX 342)

Up to my tits in festive gin Card

£2.95 (DMX 360)

Available from 7th August

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)

Keep going keep going Card

£2.95 (DMU 284)

Available from 7th August

Today's Forecast Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 459)

Hope your day is filled with joy Card

£2.95 (DMA 609)

Alexa, Send Wine Card

£2.95 (DMU 164)

Available from 7th August

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Cook with wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 561)

Available from 7th August

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 79)

Birthdays are such thirsty work Card

£2.95 (DMA 557)

Too much alcohol and too little dignity Card

£2.95 (DBA 05)

Never too early for champagne Card

£2.95 (DMU 274)

Roses are red wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 575)

Shall we go out and get drunk Card

£2.95 (DMA 527)

Birthday pint down the local Card

£2.95 (DMU 252)

You're full of birthday cheer Card

£2.95 (DMA 534)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Blue and pink text reads I need wine

Available from 7th August

I need wine Pen

£3.50 (PEN 83)

Available from 7th August

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

I'm Getting Wasted Card

£2.95 (DMU 142)

Available from 7th August

Place your drink here Coaster

Available from 7th August

Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 15)

Available from 7th August

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

Available from 7th August

Take no shit Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 238)

Available from 7th August

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

Available from 7th August

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 218)

How To Get Drunk Properly Card

£2.95 (DME 31)

Available from 7th August

Jizzed in your tea Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 240)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Available from 7th August

Alexa, Send Wine Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 32)

Available from 7th August

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Cup of wine Card

£2.95 (DMU 240)

Available from 7th August

Fancy the pub? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 292)

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 478)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.95 (DMA 346)

Available from 7th August

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

Too much prosecco Card

£2.95 (DMX 358)

Available from 7th August

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

Available from 7th August

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 29)

Available from 7th August

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

Jagerbombs Card

£2.95 (DME 24)

Just one more drink Card

£2.95 (PUL 21)

Fencing guys Card

£2.95 (DMU 262)

Available from 7th August

Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 87)

Available from 7th August

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

Available from 7th August

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

Available from 7th August

I'm Here For The Piss Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 49)

Self care with olives Card

£2.95 (DPP 05)

Available from 7th August

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired woman drinking a glass of champange with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!

Personalise This Card

Happy birthday you big lush Card

£3.50 (WEB 15)

Drinking since breakfast Card

£2.95 (DMA 599)

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 248)

Available from 7th August

Alexa, Send Wine Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 105)

Available from 7th August

I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 193)

Available from 7th August

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 14)

Available from 7th August

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 99)

Available from 7th August

Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 143)

Available from 7th August

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 112)

Available from 7th August

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

Party monsters from outer space Card

£2.95 (PUL 11)

Another night of too much beer Card

£2.95 (PUL 02)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired man holding two pints of beer with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!

Personalise This Card

Happy birthday you big lush Card

£3.50 (WEB 16)

Let's skip the Birthday meal Card

£2.95 (DMA 562)

Available from 7th August

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 80)

Available from 7th August

Hands up! if you're drunk Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 140)

Available from 7th August

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse I need Gin Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 124)

Available from 7th August

Soup of the Day Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 123)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card

£2.95 (DMA 309)

Birthday drinks gone wild Card

£2.95 (PUL 03)

Available from 7th August

Make drinking fabulous again Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 231)

Prosecco Tequila Vodka Card

£2.95 (GUM 34)

Roses Are Red Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 112)

Available from 7th August

Prosecco Princess Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 149)

Available from 7th August

I'd Rather Be Drinking Gin Mug

£8.75 (DMM 30)

Available from 7th August

Alexa Send Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 135)

Available from 7th August

Prosecco Princess Badge

£2.00 (DMD 213)

Best friends forever Card

£2.95 (DMA 444)

Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad

Available from 7th August

Merry Prosecco Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 249)

Available from 7th August

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 52)

Available from 7th August

Shove this drink up your arse Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 228)

Alexa send wine Card

£2.95 (POP 07)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat

Available from 7th August

Wake up Alcohol Repeat Pen

£3.50 (PEN 56)

Available from 7th August

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Available from 7th August

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 29)

Available from 7th August

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

Available from 7th August

Who fancies a wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 212)

Available from 7th August

Friends that drink together Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 209)

Available from 7th August

Did Someone Say Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 182)

Available from 7th August

100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 167)

Available from 7th August

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Available from 7th August

Balanced diet Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 161)

Available from 7th August

Pour me a large wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 383)

Available from 7th August

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

100% Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 58)

Available from 7th August

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMU 191)

Available from 7th August

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 180)

Available from 7th August

Wine Appreciation Day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 158)

Available from 7th August

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 146)

Available from 7th August

Today's Forecast (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 21)

Available from 7th August

Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 08)

Available from 7th August

Run Out Of Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 270)

Available from 7th August

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 232)

Available from 7th August

Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 321)

Available from 7th August

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)

Available from 7th August

Hello! Drinks Are In Me Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 92)

Available from 7th August

Girl with a banging hangover Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 261)

Available from 7th August

When life gives you wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 260)

Available from 7th August

May this day be filled with joy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 252)

Available from 7th August

Balanced diet Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 251)

Available from 7th August

Drunk by midnight Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 250)

Available from 7th August

May this day Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 167)

Available from 7th August

Drunk by midnight Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 159)

Blah Wine Blah Card

£2.95 (POP 21)

You don't need wine Card

£2.95 (POP 15)

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 231)

Available from 7th August

I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 179)

Available from 7th August

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 165)

Available from 7th August

I foresee wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 152)

Available from 7th August

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 108)

Available from 7th August

My Favourite Food Group is Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 240)

Available from 7th August

Ginoholic Badge

£2.00 (DMD 216)

Available from 7th August

Help! Please Send Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 199)

Bottoms Up

If you're stuck for those little extra wine drinker gifts, or funny alcohol gifts, we've got you covered with our handy coaster presents, with wine and other related drinking pictures and quips to keep them smiling. Top it all off with our drinking related cards and you've got something to make their birthday that much more special. Bottoms up!