Too much alcohol and too little dignity Card

Some years are about growth and self-improvement. Others are about leaning into who you already are and raising a glass to it. This birthday card celebrates another year of questionable decisions, great stories, and dignity quietly slipping out the side door.

A birthday card featuring bold typographic text. The background is a bright pink color. Large uppercase text in yellow and white reads “Here’s to another year of too much alcohol and too little dignity.”