Rude Cards & Offensive Birthday Cards
Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, we think we have many of the best birthday cards you’ll find. Also don't forget that other C word, we have plenty of festive filth over in our rude Christmas card selection!
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Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card
£1.00
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£2.95
(DMA 60)
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Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£0.75
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£2.95
(DSX 12)
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Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card
£1.00
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(DMA 411)
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Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card
£1.00
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(DMR 02)
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I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card
£1.00
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(DMU 111)
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Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card
£1.00
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(DAD 12)
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Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£0.75
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Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit
£1.00
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(DAD 36)
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See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Leaving (LARGE CARD)
£4.00
(DML 18)
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Less of an arsehole than most people Card
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Rude Birthday cards from Dean Morris
If you‘re looking for something a little ruder from your cards then Dean, our in-house master of greeting card design, has catered for a range of tastes. He’s become a well-known name in the greeting card industry over the years, with an off-beat, naughty sense of humour.
We hope you enjoy our cards from the funny ones to the rudest, and we’d love to get your feedback, so remember to leave your comments next to the cards you buy and tell people what you think of them!