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I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards

SKU: DMX 253
£2.75 GBP
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A bottle of whisky, a nice new jumper, maybe even a Netflix subscription. All acceptable Christmas presents. Then there's jizzing in the mince pies. Not acceptable. But we've all got a friend we can be as totally unacceptable as we can with so this card might just be perfect for them.

A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat. Red text reads I've jizzed in your mince pies.

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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