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Smutty Birthday Cards

Lots of smutty cards to keep your friends and family laughing if the usual run of the mill birthday card isn't going to cut it.
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Minge Fanny? Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMR 03)
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re gayer than Kylie riding a pink unicorn through Disneyland at Christmas’ written in capitalised, bubble font in an assortment of white and all the colours of the rainbow.
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Card
£2.75 (DMR 51)
A jet black card with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser’ in capitalised rainbow font.
Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card
£2.75 (DMR 01)
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Happy Fucking Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMR 05)
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Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMR 02)