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Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card

Rude
Occasion
£2.75

Just in case you’re searching for an alternative for that favourite part of yours (or his), then here’s a quick list, just for you... A brilliant white birthday card with the words ‘Dick, Prick, Pecker, Cock, Schlong, Knob, Boner’ written on separate lines in bold capitals of various shades of blue, black, green and purple.

SKU: DMR 02

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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