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A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.95 (DMA 293)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 509)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.95 (DMA 435)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.95 (DMX 330)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.95 (DMA 510)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling blond haired man looking to camera against a red background. Bold white text above and beside him reads Happy Birthday to a total legend. sorry, I meant bellend
Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMA 568)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.95 (DMA 523)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.95 (DMA 537)
A funny retro birthday card featuring an elderly man and woman looking away into the distance against a dark blue background. White rounded text beside them reads One minute you're young, the next you're taking your own pillows on holiday
Pillows on holiday Card
£2.95 (DMA 567)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMA 260)
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 463)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a serious looking man pointing and looking to camera
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.95 (DMA 547)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling man holding a frothy beer glass. Red, green and white text above reads Merry Christmas is beer involved?
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.95 (DMX 348)
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 464)
A black Valentines card with white and pink text that reads I fucking love you and i love fucking you
I fucking love you Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 148)
A black Valentines card with red and white text that reads My cock Your arse. Who says romance is dead?
My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 150)
A funny birthday card with a modern photo of a topless middle aged overweight and sunburnt man smiling and wearing a comedy sombrero. White text above and in front of him reads Happy birthday hot stuff
Happy birthday hot stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 574)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man lying in a hospital bed being visited by his wife
Exhausted after the washing up Card
£2.95 (DMU 267)
A funny retro birthday card with a man and woman in a close smooch. She says I always get a warm feeling when I'm around you to which he replies That's because I've just farted
Warm feeling when you're around Card
£2.95 (DMU 263)
A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 242)
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.95 (DMA 300)
A black and spotted greeting card with bold white slanted text that reads You're now in your Daddy era surrounded by multicoloured dots
Daddy era Card
£2.95 (RAN 163)
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Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.95
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Fingers in ears Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)
Sit On My Face Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 108)
A funny retro Valentine's Day card with a man and woman both looking to camera against a red background. He asks What's for Dinner? to which she replies A Blowjob
What's for dinner Card
£2.95 (DMU 264)
A red Valentines card with white and orange text that reads Four billion men on this planet and your willy is my favourite
Four billion men Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 147)
A red Valentines card with pink and white text that doesn't fit on the card that reads I love youso much it can't even fit on this card
Love you so much Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 149)
A white Valentines card with red and pink text that reads i love you even more than a really satisfying poo
Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 144)
A dark red Valentines card with white and light pink text that reads I love you lots and lots and lots and lots and then a little bit more
I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 143)
A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days
My back is stiff Card
£2.95 (DMU 257)
A black Valentines card with white, pink and red text that reads We go together like poppers and lube
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.95 (DMV 146)
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Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)
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Sexiest Hubby Ever Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 102)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 438)
A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.95 (RAN 144)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.95 (DMU 252)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro styled picture of a husband giving his excited looking wife a birthday present
It's only a new iron Card
£2.95 (DMU 269)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture a young couple looking off to the distance in contemplation against a dark blue background
Punch a ghost Card
£2.95 (DMU 276)
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I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)
A white Valentines card with red and black text that reads Love you! Even though you're always humping everyone and I have to pick your poo up in the street. I'm sorry this was meant for the dog
Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 151)
A funny Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed a fortune teller gazing at a crystal ball
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 545)
A pink Valentine's Day card featuring white and red text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic wonderful wife
Wonderful wife Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 135)
A bright red Valentine's Day card featuring white and orange text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic handsome husband
Handsome husband Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 134)
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 412)
A rainbow Valentines card with white text that reads Happy Valentine's Gay
Happy Valentine's Gay Card
£2.95 (DMV 145)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two guys with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride guys Card
£2.95 (RAN 104)
Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 128)
A funny card, perfect for Valentines featuring a smiling man and woman standing at a tennis net holding their rackets
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.95 (DMU 243)
A black Valentine's Card with multicoloured rounded text in the middle that reads Love comes in every colour
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.95 (DMV 137)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 143)
Everything gets harder Card
£2.95 (DMA 610)
A hearts pattered pink Valentine's Day card with simple rounded white and pink text that reads Happy Valentine's to the sexiest wife ever
Sexiest wife ever Card
£2.95 (DMV 157)
A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two girls with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag
Pride girls Card
£2.95 (RAN 105)
I really really etc love you Card
£2.95 (DMV 166)
A hearts pattered red Valentine's Day card with simple rounded white and orange text that reads Happy Valentine's to the sexiest hubby ever
Sexiest hubby ever Card
£2.95 (DMV 156)