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Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.95 (DMA 293)
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Available from 11th June
Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)
Never act your age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 509)
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Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.95
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.95 (DMA 435)
Most amazing person Card
£2.95 (DMX 330)
Never act your age Male Card
£2.95 (DMA 510)
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.95 (DMA 523)
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Pillows on holiday Card
£2.95
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.95 (DMA 537)
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMA 260)
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 463)
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.95 (DMA 547)
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Available from 11th June
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 464)
Happy birthday hot stuff Card
£2.95 (DMA 574)
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I fucking love you Valentine's Day Card
£2.95
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 242)
Warm feeling when you're around Card
£2.95 (DMU 263)
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Exhausted after the washing up Card
£2.95
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.95 (DMX 348)
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My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card
£2.95
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Sit On My Face Valentines Card
£2.95
Daddy era Card
£2.95 (RAN 163)
What's for dinner Card
£2.95 (DMU 264)
Just a fart Card
£2.95 (PUL 08)
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Available from 11th June
Fingers in ears Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)
Four billion men Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 147)
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 82)
Love you so much Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 149)
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Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card
£2.95
The man the myth the legend Card
£2.95 (PUL 05)
I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 143)
Punch a ghost Card
£2.95 (DMU 276)
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.95 (DMV 146)
It's only a new iron Card
£2.95 (DMU 269)
My back is stiff Card
£2.95 (DMU 257)
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.95 (RAN 144)
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 438)
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Available from 11th June
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 412)
A bold and irreverent Valentine’s card set on a deep black background, with oversized red and white text shouting your declaration: “I fucking love you name”
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I fucking love you Card
£3.50 (WEB 45)
A hilarious and gloriously over-the-top Valentine’s card featuring a smouldering, open-shirted hunk posing against a dramatic red sky
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Sexiest stud Card
£3.50 (WEB 43)
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.95 (DMU 252)
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Available from 11th June
Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)
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Available from 11th June
I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)
Older not wiser Card
£2.95 (PUL 13)
Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 151)
Handsome husband Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 134)
Wonderful wife Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 135)
The new air fryer Card
£2.95 (PUL 04)
I really really etc love you Card
£2.95 (DMV 166)
Happy Valentine's Gay Card
£2.95 (DMV 145)
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 545)
Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 128)
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Available from 11th June
It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 373)
Pride guys Card
£2.95 (RAN 104)
A funny personalisable card featuring a bold red background with chunky white text that reads “I love you name even if you are massive bellend.”
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I love you bellend Card
£3.50 (WEB 41)
Everything gets harder Card
£2.95 (DMA 610)
Get my balls out for you Card
£2.95 (DMU 243)
Love comes in every colour Card
£2.95 (DMV 137)

Available from 11th June
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 143)
Sexiest wife ever Card
£2.95 (DMV 157)
Pride girls Card
£2.95 (RAN 105)
Sexiest hubby ever Card
£2.95 (DMV 156)