Just a fart Card

Age brings wisdom, dignity, and the horrifying realisation that some risks are no longer worth taking. This birthday card for him captures that exact moment when confidence meets consequence — and neither of them are laughing.

A birthday card designed to look like the cover of a lurid vintage paperback, inspired by trashy midcentury pulp novels. The oversized, dramatic title reads “I Really Hope That Was Just a Fart,” with a bold yellow emphasis on the word “JUST.” Smaller teaser text promises regret, poor judgement, and irreversible decisions. The illustration shows a distressed middle-aged man in a bathroom, sweat-soaked and panicked, clutching his face as reality sets in. The design features worn textures, faded colours, exaggerated typography, and classic pulp details including a mock price stamp, sensational taglines, and a banner declaring it “A Middle Aged Man Drama Novel – Complete and Unabridged.”