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Old floozy Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 456 Floozy)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 524)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 523)
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
To a Special C**t Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 283)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting down holding a smiling baby in a mini father Christmas outfit
Shit yourself Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 321)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 489)
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Top of the List Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 178)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 509)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 522)
You Old Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 35)
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Age is Just a Number Card
£2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 456)
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 486)
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 474)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of two middle aged women close together looking into the distance. One is saying What age are you pretending to be this Birthday?
What age are you pretending to be Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 245)
A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 450)
A Christmas card with an 80s picture of an old couple smiling as they open a Christmas card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 310)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 163)
A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart
Never Completely Trust A Fart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 143)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple
Hello! Yes You! Card
£2.75 GBP (DME 09)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
Old enough to know better Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 501)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 479)
A greeting card with a 1960s photo of a serious looking older man in deep thought
Same age as old people Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 239)
A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 190)
You're still alive Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 530)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 435)
A black birthday card featuring pastel multicoloured text that reads Another fucking birthday
Another fucking birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 139)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 510)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 393)
A colourful birthday card reads You'll always be older than me
You'll always be older than me Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 12)
A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance
Socially acceptable Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 471)
A light purple birthday card with bold red text at the top that reads Congrats! You're. Below are tick boxes next to the following stages of life
Congrats you're Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 132)
Pale yellow wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a smiling, well-dressed man and a woman repeated across the entire paper
Hello Yes You The Old One! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 28)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 490)
A bold white birthday card with dark red and black text that reads The three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. My back aches 3. Death
Stages of Life Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 97)
Happy Birthday You Old Fucker Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 61)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a doctor and nurse chatting to a middle aged lady in her hospital bed
Doctor my back aches Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 229)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 434)
Pissed yourself yet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 207)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it
I've still got it Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 247)
A dark navy blue birthday card with capital white, blue and yellow text that reads You're never too old to enjoy a good fart
Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 19)
A bright red birthday card with orange, yellow and white rounded letters that reads Still sexy at 60
Still sexy at 60 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 09)
A birthday card with a photo of a 1970s smiling woman in a yellow dress
Young and Fancy Free Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 453)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 537)
Bright red wrapping paper with a picture of a smiling man in a suit with the words ‘You old bastard’ above him in simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper
You old bastard Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 47)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a female call centre operator looking direct to the camera
Your birthday is important to us Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 504)
A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 531)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads You're lucky you got a card
Lucky you got a card Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 117)
A birthday card with a 1960s of an shocked elderly man looking to camera. Above him blue and red capitalised text reads OMG! You're how old
OMG You're how old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 513)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
This is a phone Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 494)
A circular pink patterned birthday card with 70's style blue font that reads Oh my fuck you're so old
You're so old Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 116)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a stern looking woman in a pink blouse holding one hand up to camera
The whole 29 again routine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 222)
A baby pink birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a dressed up woman looking knowingly at you
How To Get Drunk Properly Card
£2.75 GBP (DME 31)
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 464)
A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 445)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
Born to Be Wild Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 394)
A coaster with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool
Pissed in the pool Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 207)
See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 131)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling old lady in yellow blouse. Pink and yellow rounded text reads Happy Birthday
From one old tart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 495)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 462)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man smoking a pipe
You're Now An Old Fart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 189)
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I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 66)
A lavender birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling man in a suit holding up alcohol
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Card
£2.75 GBP (DME 50)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 508)
A Valentine's Day card with a dramatic posed photo of an old lady fallen down some stairs. Funky text above the image reads I've fallen for you
I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 484)
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
The older I get Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 472)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
You old bastard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 446)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.75 GBP (DMA 438)
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New Normal Same Old Git Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 29)
A text based funny birthday card for Dad
Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?
£2.75 GBP (POP 03)
Old is the New Young Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 21)
A dark pink birthday card with the words Oh look! You’re 39 (again)
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Oh Look! You're 39 Again Card
£2.75 GBP
A maroon coloured birthday card with the words You’re never too old to enjoy a good fart
You're Never Too Old To Enjoy A Good Fart Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 08)
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 10)
Nimble nifty 90 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 12)
A bright turquoise birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Epic icon 80
Epic icon 80 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 11)
A bright yellow birthday card with pink, purple and white rounded letters that reads Super duper 70
Super duper 70 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 10)
A birthday card with 1960s photo of a middle aged man with his finger to his mouth making a shh noise
Really really old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 227)
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
Just a Fart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 212)
A coaster with a picture of a smiling elderly standing on a surfboard on the beach
Old enough to know better Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 210)
A fridge magnet with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool
Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 146)
Smell Of Wee Fridge Magnet Funny
£2.75 GBP (DMG 113)
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 105)
A striped card in alternating shades of blue with a vintage style photo of a middle aged man
Happy Birthday You Old Bugger Card
£2.75 GBP (DME 54)
A bright yellow badge with bold rounded deep pink and blue text that reads Never act your age
Never act your age Badge
£1.50 GBP (DMD 339)
You Know Your Old When All Your Friends Stink Of Piss Badge
£1.50 GBP (DMD 24)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 515)
A birthday card with a 1960's photo of three men sideways looking to the camera against a red background
Old fart club Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 499)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young paperboy holding a paper
Extra Extra You've got old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 457)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s photo of a man scratching his head
You've still got it Dad Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 440)
A funny birthday card with a retro image of a man looking shocked at being old
Bloody Hell You got Old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 404)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
Shit The Bed! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 384)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair
Chin Up Dear Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 367)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 366)
A birthday card with a picture of a naked old man on a beach holding a big yellow sign
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 351)
A greeting card with a sweet photo of an affection old couple smiling at the camera
Thank You For Being Older Than Me Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 315)
A funny Father Day card about not smelling of wee
For Not Smelling Of Wee Card For Dad
£2.75 GBP (DAD 50)
A Fathers Day card witrh a rude joke about wiping my arse
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Dad Just Because You Wiped My Arse Card
£2.75 GBP