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A plain white badge with round black text that reads When did I become the same age as old people?

Available from 1st October
Same Age as Old People Badge
£2.00 (DMD 343)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks

Available from 1st October
Fresh out of fucks Pen
£3.50 (PEN 89)
A bright yellow badge with bold square capital letters that read Not dead yet.

Available from 1st October
Not dead yet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 350)
A bright yellow badge with bold rounded deep pink and blue text that reads Never act your age

Available from 1st October
Never act your age Badge
£2.00 (DMD 339)
A fridge magnet with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Available from 1st October
Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 146)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black text that reads Not dead yet

Available from 1st October
Not dead yet Pen
£3.50 (PEN 85)

Available from 1st October
Smell Of Wee Fridge Magnet Funny
£2.75 (DMG 113)
A coaster with a picture of a smiling elderly standing on a surfboard on the beach

Available from 1st October
Old enough to know better Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 210)
A coaster with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Available from 1st October
Pissed in the pool Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 207)
A dark blue badge with white and light blue text that reads Grey pubes guy

Available from 1st October
Grey pubes guy Badge
£2.00 (DMD 368)
A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a deep blue background.  White and light blue text above and beside him reads Welcome to middle age.  Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Available from 1st October
Welcome to middle age male Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 227)