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Welcome to middle age male Coaster

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Relation
Occasion
£3.25

The predictions of this coaster are true. Everyone will annoy you and you will need to we a lot, usually about twice a night if personal experience is to go by.

A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a deep blue background. White and light blue text above and beside him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot.

SKU: DMT 227

Additional Information

  • Coaster dimensions: 98x98mm
  • Melamine coaster with cork backing
  • Manufactured in the UK
  • Large letter post

Shipping & Delivery

Worldwide shipping available - Free Royal Mail 2nd Class delivery on all UK orders £10 or over

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International orders are sent Royal Mail International Tracked, and for EU orders duty paid using the IOSS scheme.