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Old floozy Card
£2.95 (DMA 456 Floozy)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 529)
A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.95 (RAN 87)
A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae
Today Is All About You Girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 409)
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.95 (DMA 293)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 524)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.95 (DMA 489)
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
To a Special C**t Card
£2.95 (DMA 283)
A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 314)
A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.95 (DMX 328)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase
Magnificent Bastard Card
£2.95 (DMA 455)
A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.95 (DMA 216)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 509)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas being surrounded by dancing young children
Fuck Off Santa Card
£2.95 (DMX 244)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.95 (DMA 456)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple
Hello! Yes You! Card
£2.95 (DME 09)
A birthday card with a picture of a woman twirling her big skirt exposing her thighs
Go On, Flash Your Gusset Card
£2.95 (DMA 148)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card
£2.95 (DMU 46)
I've Spotted Some Cock Card
£2.95 (DMU 180)
A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.95 (DMA 503)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.95 (DMU 101)
A Christmas card with a 1970s festive scene of a decorated lounge
To a Special Cunt this Card
£2.95 (DMX 01)
A birthday card with a smartly dressed businessman looking at the camera
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Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Card
£2.95
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Top of the List Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 178)
A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns
Happy birthday dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMU 216)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin
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Up to my tits in gin Card
£2.95
A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card
£2.95 (DMA 339)
A greeting card with a glamorous looking woman in a orange dress
Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 399)
A black greeting card featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor
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The moaning Lisa Card
£2.95
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
Even Wankers Card
£2.95 (DMA 397)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.95 (DMA 522)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two well dressed women sitting on a sofa. One in a blue dress says I love that we laugh at the same jokes, make fun of the same people and are both fabulous bitches
Laugh at the same jokes Card
£2.95 (DMU 217)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.95 (DMX 194)
A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Cards
£2.95 (DMA 303-2)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling dog and miserable cat
Difference between dogs and cats Card
£2.95 (DMX 300)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
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My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 333)
A funny rude birthday card featuring an ecstatic woman looking upwards at text that reads And so begins another glorious year of not giving a single fuck
And begins another year Card
£2.95 (DMA 552)
A Christmas card with a jolly red Santa Claus against a blue background with snowflakes.
Season of Goodwill Card
£2.95 (DMX 22)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Joseph and Mary cradling baby Jesus in a stable
Shit Himself Again Card
£2.95 (DMX 280)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.95 (DMA 435)
A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background
Swearing cats Card
£2.95 (DMU 241)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.95 (DMA 460)
A funny and rude text based birthday card featuring the word wankybollocks
Happy wankybollocks Card
£2.95 (POP 05)
A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake
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I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 379)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit
Shit Myself With Excitement Card
£2.95 (DMA 355)
A Christmas card with a retro photo of Father Christmas holding a big sack of toys
Sucking Santa Card
£2.95 (DMX 20)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas partially obscured by the text Merry fucking cunty bollocks
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Card
£2.95 (DMX 12)
Word search Card
£2.95 (RAN 67)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear
Whisper something sexy Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 226)
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.95 (DMA 474)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a female elf with a long list looking to camera
You're On The Cunt List Card
£2.95 (DMX 06)
Hope Your Birthday isn't Shit Card
£2.95 (GUM 10)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Available from 1st October
Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 272)
You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards
£2.95 (DMU 121)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
Old enough to know better Card
£2.95 (DMA 501)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Card
£2.95 (DMX 327)
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You Old Cunt Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two smiling women in glamourous dresses holding cocktail glasses
Drunk by Midnight Card
£2.75 (DMA 588)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting down holding a smiling baby in a mini father Christmas outfit
Shit yourself Card
£2.95 (DMX 321)
A birthday card with a vintage photo of a glamorous dressed woman in a pink hat and holding her coat
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.95 (DMA 498)
A bold pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday
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Available from 1st October
Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 02)
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
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Available from 1st October
Fuck You Cat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 319)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 163)
<br> A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves
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The older I get Card
£2.95
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling man holding a sing that reads When people say i should enjoy Christmas i simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
I should enjoy Card
£2.95 (DMX 334)
A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster
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Available from 1st October
Can It Be The 1980's Again Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 377)
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
Your Gin Delivery Card
£2.95 (DMA 335)
A birthday card with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself.
I try not to swear Card
£2.95 (RAN 122)
A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.95 (DMA 450)
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Available from 1st October
I Used To Have My Sanity Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of two middle aged women close together looking into the distance. One is saying What age are you pretending to be this Birthday?
What age are you pretending to be Card
£2.95 (DMU 245)
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Have a Fucking Happy Fucking Birthday You Fucker Card
£2.95
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.95 (DMA 510)
A Christmas card with a close up picture of robin on a bough of holly. Red and green curved text above reads Here's a festive robin in the snow. What more do you want?
Robin in the snow Card
£2.95 (DMX 332)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.95 (DMA 523)
A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card
£2.95 (DMA 190)
A deep red birthday card with black text in a white box at the top that reads May your birthday be blissfully free of
Blissfully free of Card
£2.95 (RAN 119)
Couples That Fart Together Stay Together Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 89)
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
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Available from 1st October
You Don't Need To Remind Me Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 134)
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
8 out of 10 Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 402)
Abirthday card with a photo of a 1960s camply dressed man
Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Card
£2.95 (DMA 220)
A rude Christmas Card with a miserable looking man
Oh Look It's Card
£2.95 (DMX 269)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.95 (DMA 519)
A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 301)
A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together
Friends that drink together Card
£2.95 (DMA 487)
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
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Available from 1st October
Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 401)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£2.95 (DMA 462)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
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Available from 1st October
Totes Masc Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 343)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads This is the shittest card you'll get
Shittest card you'll get Card
£2.95 (RAN 118)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards
£2.95 (DMX 253)
A colourful birthday card reads You'll always be older than me
You'll always be older than me Card
£2.95 (POP 12)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a young girl standing a t a small blackboard on an easel
Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.95 (DMX 283)
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.95 (RAN 75)
A Christmas card with a picture of two kittens by a christmas stocking. Rounded white text above and beside reads Merry Christmas We've done a poo in your shoe
Poo in your shoe Card
£2.95 (DMX 324)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.95 (DMX 330)
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Let's get this party started Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 203)
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Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 01)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
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Available from 1st October
Fuckface! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 420)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Santa Claus sitting down with his arms behind his head
Santa's Coming Card
£2.95 (DMX 189)
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
You're Also A Cunt Card
£2.95 (DMA 382)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
Rancid Old Queen Card
£2.95 (DMA 353)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk
Too Much Wanking Card
£2.95 (DMX 137)
A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords
Feline overlords Card
£2.95 (DMA 516)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.95 (DMA 434)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.95 (DMA 479)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling blond haired man looking to camera against a red background. Bold white text above and beside him reads Happy Birthday to a total legend. sorry, I meant bellend
Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMA 568)
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Available from 1st October
I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMZ 104)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing to camera
Magnificent bastard Card
£2.95 (DMX 325)
A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.95 (DMA 469)
A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 433)
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
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Available from 1st October
You Enjoy Your Avocado Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 323)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus holding his hands up and surrounded by loving disciples
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.95 (DMX 179)
A Christmas card designed to look like a vintage paperback featuring an illustration of Father Christmas sitting atop a chimney
Santa take a shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 148)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name Card
£2.95 (RAN 73)
A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart
Never Completely Trust A Fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 143)
You Vile Old Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMU 133)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman looking into the distance dressed as a festive elf
That look you give Card
£2.95 (DMX 311)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
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Beer I Love You! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 240)
A very rude birthday card featuring a smart looking couple looking directly to camera. A red banner with white text above them reads Oh look, a cunt
Oh Look! Card
£2.95 (DMA 551)
A Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a small girl holding presents
These are mine Card
£2.95 (DMX 302)
A Christmas card with a festive picture of a miserable looking cat wearing a santa hat and red booties
Festive AF Card
£2.95 (DMX 263)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1950's excited woman holding her hands up to her face in front of rainbow starburst pattern. Rounded curving text above her reads Well tickle my tits, it's your birthday
Tickle my tits Card
£2.95 (DMA 572)
Favourite swear word Card
£2.95 (RAN 49)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas superimposed onto a festive bauble
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Card
£2.95 (DMX 03)
A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance
Socially acceptable Card
£2.95 (DMA 471)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph riding into Bethlehem of a donkey
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.95 (DMX 307)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of an excited elderly woman. Bold white and yellow rounded text above her reads Happy birthday saggy tits
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.95 (DMA 532)
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Available from 1st October
How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)
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Office Slut Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75
A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne
Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Card
£2.95 (DMA 01)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling middle aged woman excitedly looking up against a dark pink background
Excited about air fryers Card
£2.95 (DMA 582)
A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card
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Available from 1st October
I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DME 48)
A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses
You're My Best Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 297)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a sad looking puppy in front of a 1960s Christmas tree
Same Shit Card
£2.95 (DMX 270)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge
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Available from 1st October
Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 265)
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Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 119)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
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Born to Be Wild Card
£2.95
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.95 (DMA 537)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of an excited woman bursting through a ripped wall of red paper. White text above and below her reads Did someone say pigs in blankets?</
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.95 (DMX 338)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.95 (DMX 337)
A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one
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Available from 1st October
Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)
Make Birthdays Great Again Card
£2.95 (DMU 167)
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.95 (GUM 07)
A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!
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Available from 1st October
Look Who's All Grown Up! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 77)
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Turning Into My Mother Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)
A greeting card with a 1960s photo of a serious looking older man in deep thought
Same age as old people Card
£2.95 (DMU 239)

Available from 1st October
Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 12)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of four young carol singers. They are collectively saying Merry Christmas dickhead
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.95 (DMX 329)
You're still alive Card
£2.95 (DMA 530)
A funny and rude greeting card with a close up of a smiling ginger haired woman with a bright pink top and bold blue eyeliner looking to camera. White slanted text next to her reads The problem with some people is they're cunts
The problem with some people Card
£2.95 (DMA 577)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it
I've still got it Card
£2.95 (DMU 247)
A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.
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Available from 1st October
World Fuckwit Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 08)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.95 (DMA 490)
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.95 (DMA 486)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas reading his list against a red background. He repeatedly says You're a cunt
You're a cunt list Card
£2.95 (DMX 345)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamorous woman in front of a green background with snowflakes
Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.95 (DMX 250)
A birthday card with a vintage style picture of a woman looking at a greetings card in a shop
Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card
£2.95 (DMU 44)

Available from 1st October
Random Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 (MUL 03)
A Christmas Card featuring a picture of Jesus wishing himself happy birthday
Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.95 (DMX 301)
A funny rude birthday card with a flowery patter on a yellow background. Black formal text in a white circle at the front reads Here's your annual reminder that you're fucking ancient
Your annual reminder Card
£2.95 (RAN 158)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Available from 1st October
Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 01)
A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes. Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits

Available from 1st October
Tinsel Tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 122)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a smiling young woman holding Christmas presents
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Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 197)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background

Available from 1st October
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 64)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamourous woman in a fur coat against a red background holding a cocktail glass
Mostly gin Card
£2.95 (DMX 317)
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
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Available from 1st October
Dad You're Out Of This World Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
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Available from 1st October
Birthday On Fleek Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 329)
A rude Christmas Card featuring the words fuck off displayed over a wreath
Fuck off Card
£2.95 (DMX 296)
A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed in a santa outfit
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.95 (DMX 213)
A Christmas card with an 80s picture of an old couple smiling as they open a Christmas card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.95 (DMX 310)
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Available from 1st October
Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)
A funny retro birthday card featuring an elderly man and woman looking away into the distance against a dark blue background. White rounded text beside them reads One minute you're young, the next you're taking your own pillows on holiday
Pillows on holiday Card
£2.95 (DMA 567)
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Available from 1st October
Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)
Festive wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations

Available from 1st October
Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 21)
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.95 (DMA 362)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a man in a dinner jacket standing up looking at camera
One Year Older and Still a Dick Card
£2.95 (DMA 273)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’
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Available from 1st October
Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)
A red and green striped Christmas badge with bold white text in the middle reading I'm on Santa's cunt list

Available from 1st October
Santa's cunt list Badge
£2.00 (DMD 311)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated

Available from 1st October
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 59)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia
All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£2.95 (DMX 237)
A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear
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Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.95 (DMA 502)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
Shit The Bed! Card
£2.95 (DMA 384)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman posing in red and blue spandex gear. White slanted text which sits in front and behind her reads Happy Birthday bitch
Happy birthday bitch Card
£2.95 (DMA 558)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling young male doctor with white text above and beside him that reads I have your diagnosis you're a twat
I have your diagnosis Card
£2.95 (DMA 560)
A simple orange birthday card with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 103)
A Christmas card featuring a historical painting of Jesus and his disciples at the last supper
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 313)
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.95 (DMA 374)
A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 247)
A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink
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I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)
A funny rude birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man looking to camera against an orange background. Big white text above him reads Happy birthday wank face
Happy Birthday Wank Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 554)

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Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 26)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a precocious young girl holding a doll
All About You Card
£2.95 (DMX 291)
A bold pink greeting card, with the words Good luck! And don’t fuck it up
Good Luck And Don't Fuck It Up Card
£2.95 (DSS 80)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas sitting down writing with a quill pen
Merry Cunting Card
£2.95 (DMX 07)
A Christmas badge with a picture a of festive wreath overlaid with rounded white text that reads Christmas Wanker

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Christmas Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 313)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 470)
A funny birthday card with a modern picture of two smiling pensions looking to camera on a bus. White and yellow text above reads Congratulations You're one year closer to a free bus pass
Free bus pass Card
£2.95 (DMA 564)
A birthday card featuring a 1950s illustration of an excited man arms raised in just his vest and pants. Standing in front of a rainbow starburst he is overlaid with rounded white text that reads Holy fuck! Woke up extra gay today!
Woke up extra gay today Card
£2.95 (RAN 146)
A Christmas card asking what your elf name is
Elf Name Card
£2.95 (RAN 45)
Pissed yourself yet Card
£2.95 (DMU 207)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman holding a glass of alcohol and smiling to the camera
Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card
£2.95 (DMA 549)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.95 (DMX 308)
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You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card
£1.00 £2.95
Bitchy And Judgmental Card
£2.95 (DMU 159)
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That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents
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Thanks I hate it Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 304)
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.95 (DMA 500)
A plain red birthday card with black text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm too busy to give a fuck about your birthday but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Sorry I'm too busy Card
£2.95 (RAN 143)
A plain black birthday card with simple capitalised white and brown text in the middle that reads Happy birthday to poo
Happy birthday to poo Card
£2.95 (RAN 135)
A bold black Christmas card featuring simple white, red and green text in the middle that reads I never knew they made Christmas cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.95 (RAN 108)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling precocious ginger haired child holding a large Christmas present
You little shit Card
£2.95 (DMX 336)
A birthday card with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background. Rounded blue, pink and purple text above reads Happy Whatever
Happy whatever Card
£2.95 (RAN 134)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMX 193)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a doctor and nurse chatting to a middle aged lady in her hospital bed
Doctor my back aches Card
£2.95 (DMU 229)
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Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00
A birthday card with a retro picture of two businessmen looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Massive Cockwomble Card
£2.95 (DMA 274)
A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday geek
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Happy Birthday Geek Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 72)
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I'm Not Insulting You Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 151)

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Offensive Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 19)
A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho

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Ho fucking ho Badge
£2.00 (DMD 312)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Card
£2.95 (DMA 393)
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
You're A Twat Card
£2.95 (DMA 325)
A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font
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Hello You Card
£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 12)
A funny birthday card with vintage photo of a glamorous woman walking towards the camera. Text in front of her reads Queen of the fucking universe
Queen of the fucking universe Card
£2.95 (DMA 566)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree
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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 276)
Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels

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Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 52)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with white circles that have a drawing of Santa pointing and the words ‘Santa thinks you’re a cunt’ in capitalised red font going around the edge of the circle. This repeats across the entire paper
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Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a blue sweater talking on the phone. She is saying Hello, yes... I couldn't give a fuck. Bye!
I couldn't give a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMU 246)
A black birthday card with pastel multicoloured spots surrounding bold slanted white text that reads Shove this card up your arse
Shove this card up your arse Card
£2.95 (RAN 140)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.95 (DMX 309)
I've Wanked Off In This Card Card
£2.95 (GUM 33)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a green top looking to camera. White text above her reads I bought you wine for Christmas but I drank it
I bought you wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 335)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
Calories don't count Card
£2.95 (DMA 493)
A bold white birthday card with dark red and black text that reads The three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. My back aches 3. Death
Stages of Life Card
£2.95 (RAN 97)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus pointing directly to camera
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Card
£2.95 (DMX 232)
A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.
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I'd Bake You A Cake Card
£1.00 £2.95 (BOC 06)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a wise old man in shaman robes looking wise infront of a rainbow starburst
He who is old and wise Card
£2.95 (DMA 553)
Jet black wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday cunt continuously written over and over again

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Happy Birthday Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 40)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
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Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.95
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMA 463)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony

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I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 63)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a pink blouse holding up both hands
Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.95 (DMX 318)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Father Christmas pointing to camera
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Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 298)
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You Would Not Believe Wallet
£0.50 £2.75
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
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This is a phone Card
£1.00 £2.95
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMA 260)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£2.95 (DMX 331)