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Old floozy Card
£2.75 (DMA 456 Floozy)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.75 (DMA 520)
A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.75 (DMA 529)
A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.75 (RAN 87)
A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae
Today Is All About You Card
£2.75 (DMA 409)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.75 (DMA 524)
A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.75 (DMX 328)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.75 (DMA 489)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas being surrounded by dancing young children
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Fuck Off Santa Card
£2.75
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.75 (DMA 293)
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
To a Special C**t Card
£2.75 (DMA 283)
A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.75 (DMA 314)
A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.75 (DMA 216)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase
Magnificent Bastard Card
£2.75 (DMA 455)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple
Hello! Yes You! Card
£2.75 (DME 09)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.75 (DMA 509)
A Christmas card with a 1970s festive scene of a decorated lounge
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To a Special Cunt this Card
£2.75
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 337)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.75 (DMA 456)
A birthday card with a picture of a woman twirling her big skirt exposing her thighs
Go On, Flash Your Gusset Card
£2.75 (DMA 148)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card
£2.75 (DMU 46)
I've Spotted Some Cock Card
£2.75 (DMU 180)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.75 (DMU 101)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.75 (DMX 194)
A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.75 (DMA 503)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling dog and miserable cat
Difference between dogs and cats Card
£2.75 (DMX 300)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin
Up to my tits in gin Card
£2.75 (DMU 234)
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Top of the List Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 178)
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No Really... I Don't a Shit Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 250)
A black greeting card featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor
The moaning Lisa Card
£2.75 (RAN 142)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker
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Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Joseph and Mary cradling baby Jesus in a stable
Shit Himself Again Card
£2.75 (DMX 280)
A birthday card with a smartly dressed businessman looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Card
£2.75 (DMA 295)
A Christmas card with a jolly red Santa Claus against a blue background with snowflakes.
Season of Goodwill Card
£2.75 (DMX 22)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.75 (DMA 522)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of two men drinking alcohol
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It's Christmas. Time To Get Wasted On Jagerbombs Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DXX 09)
A Christmas card with a retro photo of Father Christmas holding a big sack of toys
Sucking Santa Card
£2.75 (DMX 20)
A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns
Happy birthday dickhead Card
£2.75 (DMU 216)
A greeting card with a glamorous looking woman in a orange dress
Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Card
£2.75 (DMA 399)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas partially obscured by the text Merry fucking cunty bollocks
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Card
£2.75 (DMX 12)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two well dressed women sitting on a sofa. One in a blue dress says I love that we laugh at the same jokes, make fun of the same people and are both fabulous bitches
Laugh at the same jokes Card
£2.75 (DMU 217)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 272)
A funny and rude text based birthday card featuring the word wankybollocks
Happy wankybollocks Card
£2.75 (POP 05)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
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My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 333)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a female elf with a long list looking to camera
You're On The Cunt List Card
£2.75 (DMX 06)
A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Cards
£2.75 (DMA 303)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.75 (DMA 460)
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
Even Wankers Card
£2.75 (DMA 397)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Card
£2.75 (DMX 327)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting down holding a smiling baby in a mini father Christmas outfit
Shit yourself Card
£2.75 (DMX 321)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.75 (DMA 435)
A rude Christmas Card with a kitsch piture of a miserable looking cat
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It's that Christmas again Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 294)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling man holding a sing that reads When people say i should enjoy Christmas i simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
I should enjoy Card
£2.75 (DMX 334)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit
Shit Myself With Excitement Card
£2.75 (DMA 355)
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You Old Cunt Card
£2.75
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.75 (DMA 474)
A Christmas card with a close up picture of robin on a bough of holly. Red and green curved text above reads Here's a festive robin in the snow. What more do you want?
Robin in the snow Card
£2.75 (DMX 332)
A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background
Swearing cats Card
£2.75 (DMU 241)
Hope Your Birthday isn't Shit Card
£2.75 (GUM 10)
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You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 93)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
Old enough to know better Card
£2.75 (DMA 501)
A bold pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 £2.75
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Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 79)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.75 (DMA 523)
Word search Card
£2.75 (RAN 67)
A rude Christmas Card with a miserable looking man
Oh Look It's Card
£2.75 (DMX 269)
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
Your Gin Delivery Card
£2.75 (DMA 335)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a young girl standing a t a small blackboard on an easel
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Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.75
You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards
£2.75 (DMU 121)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat
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I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards
£2.75
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Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 03)
A Christmas card with a picture of two kittens by a christmas stocking. Rounded white text above and beside reads Merry Christmas We've done a poo in your shoe
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Poo in your shoe Card
£2.75
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I Used To Have My Sanity Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 127)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of a smiling woman holding a tiny present
Happy Birthday You Old Slutbag Card
£2.75 (DMA 142)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Card
£2.75 (DMA 163)
A funny rude birthday card featuring an ecstatic woman looking upwards at text that reads And so begins another glorious year of not giving a single fuck
And begins another year Card
£2.75 (DMA 552)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of two middle aged women close together looking into the distance. One is saying What age are you pretending to be this Birthday?
What age are you pretending to be Card
£2.75 (DMU 245)
A bright pink birthday card with the words It’s like totally your birthday innit in capitalised black, white and yellow chunky font
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It's Like Totally Your Birthday Innit Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 71)
A birthday card with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself.
I try not to swear Card
£2.75 (RAN 122)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.75 (DMX 330)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear
Whisper something sexy Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 226)
A birthday card with a vintage photo of a glamorous dressed woman in a pink hat and holding her coat
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.75 (DMA 498)
Have a Fucking Happy Fucking Birthday You Fucker Card
£2.75 (GUM 09)
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You're On My To Do List Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75
A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.75 (DMA 450)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
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Totes Masc Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 343)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk
Too Much Wanking Card
£2.75 (DMX 137)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads This is the shittest card you'll get
Shittest card you'll get Card
£2.75 (RAN 118)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Santa Claus sitting down with his arms behind his head
Santa's Coming Card
£2.75 (DMX 189)
A vibrant pink birthday card with a retro style drawing of a grinning woman holding up a cup of coffee
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Coffee Slut Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DME 58)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£2.75 (DMA 462)
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 401)
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
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Fuck You Cat Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 319)
A deep red birthday card with black text in a white box at the top that reads May your birthday be blissfully free of
Blissfully free of Card
£2.75 (RAN 119)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus holding his hands up and surrounded by loving disciples
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.75 (DMX 179)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing to camera
Magnificent bastard Card
£2.75 (DMX 325)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman looking into the distance dressed as a festive elf
That look you give Card
£2.75 (DMX 311)
A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together
Friends that drink together Card
£2.75 (DMA 487)
A Christmas card designed to look like a vintage paperback featuring an illustration of Father Christmas sitting atop a chimney
Santa take a shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 148)
A Christmas card with a festive picture of a miserable looking cat wearing a santa hat and red booties
Festive AF Card
£2.75 (DMX 263)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.75 (DMA 519)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.75 (DMA 510)
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
8 out of 10 Cats Card
£2.75 (DMA 402)
A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card
£2.75 (DMA 190)
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
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You Don't Need To Remind Me Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 134)
A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake
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I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 379)
A colourful birthday card reads You'll always be older than me
You'll always be older than me Card
£2.75 (POP 12)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph riding into Bethlehem of a donkey
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.75 (DMX 307)
Abirthday card with a photo of a 1960s camply dressed man
Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Card
£2.75 (DMA 220)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas superimposed onto a festive bauble
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Card
£2.75 (DMX 03)
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.75 (RAN 75)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.75 (DMX 337)
A Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a small girl holding presents
These are mine Card
£2.75 (DMX 302)
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Mum, Thanks For Putting Up With All Of Our Shit Card
£1.00 £2.75
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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMZ 104)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.75 (DMA 479)
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
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You Enjoy Your Avocado Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 323)
A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 301)
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Working From Home Card
£1.00 £2.75
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a sad looking puppy in front of a 1960s Christmas tree
Same Shit Card
£2.75 (DMX 270)
A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords
Feline overlords Card
£2.75 (DMA 516)
A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart
Never Completely Trust A Fart Card
£2.75 (DMU 143)
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Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 01)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of four young carol singers. They are collectively saying Merry Christmas dickhead
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.75 (DMX 329)
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I Deserve A Bloody Medal Card
£0.50 £2.75
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of an excited woman bursting through a ripped wall of red paper. White text above and below her reads Did someone say pigs in blankets?</
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.75 (DMX 338)
A Christmas Card featuring a picture of Jesus wishing himself happy birthday
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Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamorous woman in front of a green background with snowflakes
Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.75 (DMX 250)
You Vile Old Bitch Card
£2.75 (DMU 133)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
Rancid Old Queen Card
£2.75 (DMA 353)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.75 (DMA 537)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge
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Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 265)
<br> A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves
The older I get Card
£2.75 (DMA 565)
Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 12)
Random Christmas Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 (MUL 03)
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.75 (DMA 486)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.75 (DMA 434)
A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card
£2.75 (DMA 433)
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Office Slut Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 39)
A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes. Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits
Tinsel Tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 122)
A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster
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Can It Be The 1980's Again Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 377)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background
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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 01)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a smiling young woman holding Christmas presents
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Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 197)
A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.75 (DMA 469)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of an excited elderly woman. Bold white and yellow rounded text above her reads Happy birthday saggy tits
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.75 (DMA 532)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
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Birthday name Card
£2.75
Favourite swear word Card
£2.75 (RAN 49)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamourous woman in a fur coat against a red background holding a cocktail glass
Mostly gin Card
£2.75 (DMX 317)
Make Birthdays Great Again Card
£2.75 (DMU 167)
A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance
Socially acceptable Card
£2.75 (DMA 471)
A birthday card with a fun picture of lots of young millennials sitting on a sofa with party hats
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Happy Birthday Wanker Cards
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 376)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas reading his list against a red background. He repeatedly says You're a cunt
You're a cunt list Card
£2.75 (DMX 345)
A Christmas card with an 80s picture of an old couple smiling as they open a Christmas card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 (DMX 310)
A rude Christmas Card featuring the words fuck off displayed over a wreath
Fuck off Card
£2.75 (DMX 296)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
Born to Be Wild Card
£2.75 (DMA 394)
A greeting card with a 1960s photo of a serious looking older man in deep thought
Same age as old people Card
£2.75 (DMU 239)
A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed in a santa outfit
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.75 (DMX 213)
Festive retro, vintage Christmas wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations
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Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel
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I Care About Your Stupid Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 364)
A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card
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I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card
£1.00 £2.75
A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal
I Love Anal Card
£2.75 (DMA 278)
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.75 (GUM 07)
A Christmas card featuring a historical painting of Jesus and his disciples at the last supper
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.75 (DMX 313)
A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one
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Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)
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When In Doubt Brew Up Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75
A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses
You're My Best Bitch Card
£2.75 (DMA 297)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 59)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it
I've still got it Card
£2.75 (DMU 247)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia
All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£2.75 (DMX 237)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.75 (DMA 490)
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
You're Also A Cunt Card
£2.75 (DMA 382)
A red and green striped Christmas badge with bold white text in the middle reading I'm on Santa's cunt list
Santa's cunt list Badge
£2.00 (DMD 311)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a precocious young girl holding a doll
All About You Card
£2.75 (DMX 291)
A birthday card with a vintage style picture of a woman looking at a greetings card in a shop
Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card
£2.75 (DMU 44)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a man and woman adorned with lots of Christmas presents
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Everything Is Shit Card
£1.00 £2.75
A Christmas badge with a picture a of festive wreath overlaid with rounded white text that reads Christmas Wanker
Christmas Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 313)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
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Fuckface! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 420)
A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne
Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Card
£2.75 (DMA 01)
A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.
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World Fuckwit Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 08)
A Christmas card asking what your elf name is
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Elf Name Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas sitting down writing with a quill pen
Merry Cunting Card
£2.75 (DMX 07)
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Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
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Birthday On Fleek Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 329)
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Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50
Couples That Fart Together Stay Together Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 89)
You're still alive Card
£2.75 (DMA 530)
A very rude birthday card featuring a smart looking couple looking directly to camera. A red banner with white text above them reads Oh look, a cunt
Oh Look! Card
£2.75 (DMA 551)
A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!
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Look Who's All Grown Up! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSS 77)
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
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Dad You're Out Of This World Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 280)
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Happy Wine Day Mothers Day Card
£0.50 £2.75 (MUM 22-2)
A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of two men sat awkwardly on a bench wearing very similar clothing
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The Blind Date Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMZ 34)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.75 (DMX 308)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’
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Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster
£0.50 £3.25
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Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Wallet
£0.50 £2.75
A bold black Christmas card featuring simple white, red and green text in the middle that reads I never knew they made Christmas cards especially for stupid cunts
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Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75
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Let's get this party started Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 203)
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Bro Do You Even Lift Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 113)
A simple orange birthday card with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 103)
A Christmas card with a 1950s picture of a young woman dressed up with a beard as Santa Claus
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'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 251)
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Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
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Beer I Love You! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 240)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling precocious ginger haired child holding a large Christmas present
You little shit Card
£2.75 (DMX 336)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.75 (DMX 193)
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How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMU 60)
A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear
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Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man in a suit
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Happy Birthday Bum Face Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 302)
A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho
Ho fucking ho Badge
£2.00 (DMD 312)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents
Thanks I hate it Card
£2.75 (DMX 304)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with white circles that have a drawing of Santa pointing and the words ‘Santa thinks you’re a cunt’ in capitalised red font going around the edge of the circle. This repeats across the entire paper
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Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
Just Let Me File This Card
£2.75 (DMU 165)
A funny rude birthday card with a flowery patter on a yellow background. Black formal text in a white circle at the front reads Here's your annual reminder that you're fucking ancient
Your annual reminder Card
£2.75 (RAN 158)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.75 (DMX 309)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman holding a glass of alcohol and smiling to the camera
Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card
£2.75 (DMA 549)
A plain black birthday card with simple capitalised white and brown text in the middle that reads Happy birthday to poo
Happy birthday to poo Card
£2.75 (RAN 135)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree
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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 276)
A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink
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I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.75 (DMA 362)
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Offensive Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50
A bold pink greeting card, with the words Good luck! And don’t fuck it up
Good Luck And Don't Fuck It Up Card
£2.75 (DSS 80)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a green top looking to camera. White text above her reads I bought you wine for Christmas but I drank it
I bought you wine Card
£2.75 (DMX 335)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus pointing directly to camera
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Card
£2.75 (DMX 232)
Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels
Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 52)
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Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 24)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.75 (DMA 502)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Card
£2.75 (DMA 393)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
Shit The Bed! Card
£2.75 (DMA 384)
A greeting card with a sweet photo of an affection old couple smiling at the camera
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Thank You For Being Older Than Me Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 315)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a man in a dinner jacket standing up looking at camera
One Year Older and Still a Dick Card
£2.75 (DMA 273)
A funny and rude greeting card with a close up of a smiling ginger haired woman with a bright pink top and bold blue eyeliner looking to camera. White slanted text next to her reads The problem with some people is they're cunts
The problem with some people Card
£2.75 (DMA 577)
A birthday card with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background. Rounded blue, pink and purple text above reads Happy Whatever
Happy whatever Card
£2.75 (RAN 134)
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That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 83)
A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Card
£2.75 (DMA 247)
A birthday card featuring a 1950s illustration of an excited man arms raised in just his vest and pants. Standing in front of a rainbow starburst he is overlaid with rounded white text that reads Holy fuck! Woke up extra gay today!
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Woke up extra gay today Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£2.75 (DMX 331)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a pink blouse holding up both hands
Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.75 (DMX 318)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson surrounded by snowflakes
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMX 11)
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.75 (DMA 374)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1950's excited woman holding her hands up to her face in front of rainbow starburst pattern. Rounded curving text above her reads Well tickle my tits, it's your birthday
Tickle my tits Card
£2.75 (DMA 572)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony
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I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A dark red Christmas card with just the words Merry Christmas you Nosey Cunt written in very small white capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.75 (RAN 79)
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Cheeky Christmas Multipack
£12.50
A Christmas Card with a picture of a big truck driving up a frosty road
Gin Delivery Card
£2.75 (DMX 284)
A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle
Stay Classy Stay Sassy Card
£2.75 (DMA 418)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Father Christmas pointing to camera
Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£2.75 (DMX 298)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.75 (DMA 470)
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Turning Into My Mother Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 344)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a scroll that reads Not you dickhead. Above him white text reads Merry Christmas everyone!
Not you dickhead Card
£2.75 (DMX 312)
A Christmas Card with a retro picture of a sultry woman
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Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
£1.00 £2.75
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling old lady in yellow blouse. Pink and yellow rounded text reads Happy Birthday
From one old tart Card
£2.75 (DMA 495)
A plain red birthday card with black text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm too busy to give a fuck about your birthday but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Sorry I'm too busy Card
£2.75 (RAN 143)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes
Your Christmas is important Card
£2.75 (DMX 326)
Pissed yourself yet Card
£2.75 (DMU 207)
We're Pretty Special Card
£2.75 (DMU 177)
Christmas full of gin Badge
£2.00 (DMD 314)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two businessmen looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Massive Cockwomble Card
£2.75 (DMA 274)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling young male doctor with white text above and beside him that reads I have your diagnosis you're a twat
I have your diagnosis Card
£2.75 (DMA 560)
A black birthday card with pastel multicoloured spots surrounding bold slanted white text that reads Shove this card up your arse
Shove this card up your arse Card
£2.75 (RAN 140)
A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday geek
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Happy Birthday Geek Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DSS 72)
A Christmas card with a picture of a teenager dressed in a white 1970s prom tuxedo
Even Wankers Deserve A Card
£2.75 (DMX 292)
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Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 42)
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.75 (DMA 500)
A black Christmas card with bold slanted white text that reads Show this Christmas card up your arse surrounded by white, red and green dots
Shove this Christmas card up your arse Card
£2.75 (RAN 151)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
Calories don't count Card
£2.75 (DMA 493)
A bold white birthday card with dark red and black text that reads The three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. My back aches 3. Death
Stages of Life Card
£2.75 (RAN 97)
Bitchy And Judgmental Card
£2.75 (DMU 159)
A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font
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Hello You Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 12)
A turquoise postcard with a pink floral pattern in the bottom left corner
A day with arseholes Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 125)
Happy Birthday You Old Fucker Card
£2.75 (DMU 61)
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re gayer than Kylie riding a pink unicorn through Disneyland at Christmas’ written in capitalised, bubble font in an assortment of white and all the colours of the rainbow.
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Card
£2.75 (DMR 51)
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I Need My Fucking Caffeine Keyring
£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 14)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling blond haired man looking to camera against a red background. Bold white text above and beside him reads Happy Birthday to a total legend. sorry, I meant bellend
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Happy birthday to a total legend Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card with vintage photo of a glamorous woman walking towards the camera. Text in front of her reads Queen of the fucking universe
Queen of the fucking universe Card
£2.75 (DMA 566)
A funny rude birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man looking to camera against an orange background. Big white text above him reads Happy birthday wank face
Happy Birthday Wank Face Card
£2.75 (DMA 554)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a blue sweater talking on the phone. She is saying Hello, yes... I couldn't give a fuck. Bye!
I couldn't give a fuck Card
£2.75 (DMU 246)
A rude greeting card reads Do epic shit
Do epic shit Card
£2.75 (POP 16)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Pink and blue and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 12)
A Christmas card with a red background. White text reads I'll be walking in a winter wankerland
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Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 12)
A lilac congratulations card with the words Well done you massive swot!
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Well Done You Massive Swot Congratulations Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DRO 07)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a doctor and nurse chatting to a middle aged lady in her hospital bed
Doctor my back aches Card
£2.75 (DMU 229)
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Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a blank faced smiling man
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Smile, If You're A Knob Cards
£1.00 £2.75
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
You're A Twat Card
£2.75 (DMA 325)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMA 260)
I've Wanked Off In This Card Card
£2.75 (GUM 33)
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You Would Not Believe Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 25)
Festive Fuckwit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 225)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of smiling work colleagues all in a row
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Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 340)
A funny retro birthday card featuring an elderly man and woman looking away into the distance against a dark blue background. White rounded text beside them reads One minute you're young, the next you're taking your own pillows on holiday
Pillows on holiday Card
£2.75 (DMA 567)
A funny birthday card with a modern picture of two smiling pensions looking to camera on a bus. White and yellow text above reads Congratulations You're one year closer to a free bus pass
Free bus pass Card
£2.75 (DMA 564)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame. Blue, yellow and white text in front reads Hip hip replacement Happy Birthday Dad
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Hip Hip Replacement Dad Card
£1.00 £2.75
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a wise old man in shaman robes looking wise infront of a rainbow starburst
He who is old and wise Card
£2.75 (DMA 553)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 04)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a red dress holding a huge festive turkey
Screw the diet Card
£2.75 (DMX 333)
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This Season Go Gay Keyring
£1.00 £2.75
A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Please note you are a dick head
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You Are A Dick Head Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 116)
A black Christmas with bold rounded white, red and green text that reads Enjoy your big Christmas poo
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Enjoy your big Christmas poo Card
£2.75
A Christmas card with a photograph of two cute white kittens surround by various Christmas decorations. Bold white capitalised text above them reads Merry Christmas human from your feline overlords
Merry Christmas Human Card
£2.75 (DMX 349)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling young girl and Father Christmas looking into the middle distance
Hunt you down Card
£2.75 (DMX 344)
Jet black wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday cunt continuously written over and over again
Happy Birthday Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 40)
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You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 144)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking over the rim of his glasses against a dark red background. Slanted bold white text above reads I've just spotted a huge twat
Huge twat Card
£2.75 (DMA 526)
A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.
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I'd Bake You A Cake Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 06)
A light pink Christmas card with random red, pink, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Have a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.75 (RAN 125)
A white birthday card edged by multicoloured circles
Like a piece of folded card Card
£2.75 (POP 18)
And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 100)
A blue Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Father Christmas looking at the camera and holding a big read sack
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Huge package Card
£2.75
A rude Christmas Card with a picture of a jolly Father Christmas
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Another shitty year Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 306)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling vintage snowmen illustrations against a festive red background
Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 51)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman posing in red and blue spandex gear. White slanted text which sits in front and behind her reads Happy Birthday bitch
Happy birthday bitch Card
£2.75 (DMA 558)
A Christmas wrapping paper with a picture of laughing Father Christmas holding up a sign saying Not you dickhead underneath the white text Merry Christmas Everyone!
Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 58)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please
No Cunts Today Please Pen
£3.50 (PEN 49)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!
Off you fuck Pen
£3.50 (PEN 62)
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Festive AF Card
£0.50 £2.75
I'm So Excited It's Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 104)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus looking intense with his hands clasped
Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Card
£2.75 (DMX 257)
Christmas wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of Santa with three children and a speech bubble saying ‘Fuck off!’ in capitalised black font. This repeats across the entire paper
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Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
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Minge Fanny? Card
£2.75
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Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 35)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a serious looking Donald Trump
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Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Card Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 294)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a serious looking man pointing and looking to camera
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.75 (DMA 547)
A white text based Christmas card with black, green and red text
Hope Your Xmas Isn't Shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 38)
A black birthday card with bold pastel multicoloured text that reads Happy birthday dickhead
Dickhead Card
£2.75 (RAN 121)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of two snowmen models walking against a backdrop of snow and candy canes
Insufferable festive excitement Card
£2.75 (DMX 316)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of sacred heart Jesus
Totally Rock The Beard Card
£2.75 (DMX 271)
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Wine Appreciation Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 150)
Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge
£2.00 (DMD 265)
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge
£2.00 (DMD 223)
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 463)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Wake up be fabulous repeat
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Pen
£3.50 (PEN 26)
A text based Christmas card with a green background and snow
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Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 05)
A simple orange postcard with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 142)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man holding a mini Christmas tree and presents
Jingle Bollocks Card
£2.75 (DMX 277)
Love you almost as much as the dog funny Valentines card
£2.75 (DMV 126-3)
A pink greetings card with a vintage style drawing of a mum and her son and daughter
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Mum, You're Amazing. Now Whens Dinner Ready Card
£0.50 £2.75
This Christmas badge features bold white text reading Santa's Little Wanker over a red background
Santa's Little Wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 289)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling young woman against a bold red background
I bought you some wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 518)
A birthday card with a photo of a 1970s smiling woman in a yellow dress
Young and Fancy Free Card
£2.75 (DMA 453)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a serious looking man sitting at a desk next to a World globe. Text above reads Age is just a number. In your case a very big number
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.75 (DMA 550)
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Miss You Like Fuck Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 17)
A bright pink card with the words Happy bday mum in capitalised yellow, white and green chunky font
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Happy Bday Mum Card
£0.50 £2.75
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of Santa Claus looking exasperated against a blue background. Bold white text above reads Merry whatever arsehole
Merry whatever arsehole Card
£2.75 (DMX 339)
Funny wrapping paper with a picture of a pink rose and above it are the words ‘To a special cunt’ in cursive white font, all in a repeating pattern across the paper
To a special cunt Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 48)
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You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet
£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)
A dark blue badge with rounded white text in the middle that reads Please keep all the stupid people away from me today
Stupid people away from me Badge
£2.00 (DMD 337)
A bight red and white Christmas badge with white and green rounded text that reads Merry Christmas everyone! Except you dickhead
Except you dickhead Badge
£2.00 (DMD 315)
Festive AF Badge
£2.00 (DMD 226)
Sick Of This Shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 268)
A black Christmas card with white and rainbow slanted capital letters reading Have a merry LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ Christmas
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Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£2.75
A red greeting card with rounded black and white text reading I love You and your
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I Love You and your Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 78)
Festive fuckwit December Card
£2.75 (RAN 66)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady
Crazy Cat Lady Pen
£3.50 (PEN 04)
Pale yellow wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a smiling, well-dressed man and a woman repeated across the entire paper
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Hello Yes You The Old One! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
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I Love Bacon. And You Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75
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Keep Calm And Suck Cock Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 20)
A birthday card with a 1980s style colour photograph of a smiling young lady
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card
£2.75 (DMA 60)
A birthday card featuring a retro photo of a young girl with her hands to her mouth shouting. Bold pastel coloured rounded text above reads Birthday bum face
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Bum Face Card
£2.75
A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump
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Donald Trump Hates You Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 256)
A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font
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Think Happy Thoughts Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 09)
A Christmas card with a vintage photo of two young women both sitting looking forward with their hair in commercial hair dryers. White rounded text above reads Merry Christmas Bestie
Merry Christmas Bestie Card
£2.75 (DMX 351)
A funny pink Mother's Day card with white, pink and yellow rounded text that reads Mum You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Deserve the recognition Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 67)
A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.75 (DMA 531)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny
Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen
£3.50 (PEN 61)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen
£3.50 (PEN 16)
Random Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 (MUL 06)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red blouse against a green background
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.75 (DMX 279)
Christmas wrapping paper with a grey, snowflake background and a picture of a very grumpy looking man with the words ‘Oh look it’s Christmas excuse me while I shit myself with excitement’
Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 46)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
Massive Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMU 211)
That Cake Is Mine Card
£2.75 (DMU 131)
A lavender birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling man in a suit holding up alcohol
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Card
£2.75 (DME 50)
A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 421)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a sarcastic but excited young woman against a blue background. Text above and beside her reads Oh look it's your Birthday. I'm so excited I might just wet myself
Oh look it's your birthday Card
£2.75 (DMA 535)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.75 (RAN 124)
Christmas wrapping paper with the repeating image of white circles with black, green and red text inside that reads Santa knows you've been a knob
Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 56)
A red, white and green Christmas badge with a black band across the middle. Rounded white text inside the band reads Merry kiss my ass
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 310)
Jingle Bollocks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 242)
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling man on a retro telephone
Just Called To Call You A C**t Card
£2.75 (DMA 408)
A light pink Christmas wrapping paper with the red and green text repeated that says Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 57)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads I cunt spell
I Cunt Spell Pen
£3.50 (PEN 38)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!
Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen
£3.50 (PEN 34)
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Happy Birthday You Big Bellend Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 119)
A white badge with bold black rounded text in the middle the reads Full time cunt
Full time cunt Badge
£2.00 (DMD 327)
A white badge with rounded lower case green and red text that reads Jingle my balls
Jingle my balls Badge
£2.00 (DMD 307)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer
Is beer involved Card
£2.75 (DMA 528)
A birthday card with a retro image of a smiling female fortune teller looking into her crystal ball
I foresee wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 511)
A birthday card featuring a glamourous african american woman in a swimsuit holding up a pair of sunglasses against a dark pink background
Almost as fabulous as me Card
£2.75 (DMA 488)
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 464)
A simple funny dark blue birthday card with white, yellow, blue and pink text that reads No one tells you that once you reach this age you'll ache all the fucking time
Ache all the time Card
£2.75 (RAN 161)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged smart woman smiling to camera in a white jumper. White and multicoloured text above and beside her reads Having a friend as fabulous as me is enough of a gift
A friend as fabulous as me Card
£2.75 (DMA 576)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling Dad holding his smiling son by the jaw. The child says Dad, when i grow up i want to be as funny as you think you are
As funny as you think you are Card
£2.75 (DMU 250)
A multipack of 12 x I need alcohol Christmas Cards
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I Need Alcohol Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold black text reads Full time cunt
Full time cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 74)
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 02)
Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 22)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 132)
Bright white wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday you big gay in capitalised angular rainbow font
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Happy Birthday You Big Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
Nothing Says I Love You Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 114)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other. One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?
Can we be friends Card
£2.75 (DMU 224)
I love my cat Card
£2.75 (DMU 205)
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Wanna Bang? Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 183)
Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 267)
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge
£2.00 (DMD 228)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers
From your little shit girl Card
£2.75 (DMA 491)
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You'll Do Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
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Happy Birthday Bae Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 272)
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Mum, It's Time For Wine Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 268)
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Mums Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 191)
A plain dark blue birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads I bet out of all the bastard birthday cards you get today you big tosser that this one is the fucking rudest
Fucking rudest birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 157)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman holding a tennis racket and smiling to the camera
Anyone for Tennis Card
£2.75 (DMA 555)
A blue birthday card with repeated text saying I really couldn't give a fuck it's your birthday of various different sizes
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How many can you see Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 91)
Satisfying shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 70)
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!
I Need A Poo! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 14)
Wrapping paper with a picture of a very grumpy looking cat that has been dressed up in a Santa outfit next to some gifts
See This Cat - Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 34)
A black Valentine's Card featuring rounded red and white text that reads You may be a cock hungry cumslut but you're my cock hungry cumslut
Cock hungry cumslut Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 140)
A mothers day card with a 1990s picture of a daughter hugging her mother on a park bench
Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMU 220)
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I'm Not Insulting You Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 151)
A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks
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OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)
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You Sir Are a Knob Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 31)
I Love Cock Mug
£8.75 (DMM 05)
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge
£2.00 (DMD 07)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling teenager dressed a bright red prom dress
You Big Queen Card
£2.75 (DMA 497)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone
From your little shit boy Card
£2.75 (DMA 492)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 468)
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.75 (DMA 424)
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big cake
Thats Right Fatty Card
£2.75 (DMA 151)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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I Bought This Card In The January Sales Card
£1.00 £2.75
Festive AF Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 99)
A light blue birthday card with plain black text and tickboxes that reads The sender / recipient of this card has a / is a massive dick
Massive dick Card
£2.75 (RAN 120)
A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Queer as fuck
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Queer as fuck Pen
£1.25 £3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Curvy pale yellow text with a black outline reads Filthy cum slut
Filthy Cum Slut Pen
£3.50 (PEN 54)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots
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I Work With Idiots Pen
£3.50
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a glamorous woman holding a glass of wine
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Merry Prosecco Card
£1.00 £2.75
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling family looking at camera through a festive wreath
Merry Christmas Wanker Rude
£2.75 (DMX 04)
Less of an arsehole than most people Card
£2.75 (DMV 131)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young woman holding a pair of collie dogs
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Less humans more dogs Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 228)
A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font
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Time For A Brew Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 80)
A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff
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Epic Beer Stuff Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)
A rude badge with a blue and pink circular pattern. Lowercase white rounded text with a black outline reads Filthy cum slut
Filthy Cum Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 74)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
You little shit Card
£2.75 (DMA 454)
We're An Awesome Couple Valentine's Card
£2.75 (DMA 416)
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
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98% Cheese Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DBX 07)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an excited woman holding her hands to her head against a blue background
I'm so excited it's your Card
£2.75 (DMA 556)
Black Christmas wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove Christmas up your arse surrounded by pastel red, green and white multicoloured dots
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Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A light purple birthday card with bold red text at the top that reads Congrats! You're. Below are tick boxes next to the following stages of life
Congrats you're Card
£2.75 (RAN 132)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads You're lucky you got a card
Lucky you got a card Card
£2.75 (RAN 117)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love cock
I Love Cock Pen
£3.50 (PEN 18)
A sunny yellow birthday card with the words Happy birthday wanker in capitalised purple, blue and white chunky font
Happy Birthday Wanker Card
£2.75 (DSS 28)
Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 98)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman smiling wearing a winter hat and mittens
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
£2.75 (DMX 264)
Play On My Big Organ Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 160)
A card for mums with a pink union jack on and the words ‘Put your feet up mum’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
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Put Your Feet Up Mum Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMS 52)
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You Big Knob Jockey Fridge Magnet
£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 27)
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge
£2.00 (DMD 224)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
Today's Forecast Card
£2.75 (DMA 459)
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Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card
£2.75
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair
Chin Up Dear Card
£2.75 (DMA 367)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
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Dad You're A Legend! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 239)
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Mums, It's How We Roll Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 193)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock
Bladder wakes you up Card
£2.75 (DMU 259)
A Plain red Christmas card with a black, green and red text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm far too much of a Scrooge to give a fuck about Christmas but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Too much a Scrooge Card
£2.75 (RAN 149)
A black Valentines card with red and white text that reads My cock Your arse. Who says romance is dead?
My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 150)
A black Valentines card with white and pink text that reads I fucking love you and i love fucking you
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I fucking love you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a glamorous African American young woman in a glittery ballgown against a pink background
Happy Birthday princess Card
£2.75 (DMA 546)
A funny Father's Day card with a retro picture of a smiling father and son both looking to camera. White and dark blue rounded text above and next to them reads Like father like son. That's right, I'm a dick too
Like father like son Card
£2.75 (DMA 544)
A white postcard with rounded black and rainbow coloured text that reads Here's to another day of being fucking fabulous
Fucking fabulous Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 131)
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
To you and your Card
£2.75 (RAN 76)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 127)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen
My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 40)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given
Zero Fucks Given Pen
£3.50 (PEN 20)
A bright red birthday card with orange, yellow and white rounded letters that reads Still sexy at 60
Still sexy at 60 Card
£2.75 (DMY 09)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMX 14)
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I Shit Rainbows Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 39)
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Don't Steal My Fucking Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)
I Hate Pigeons Badge
£2.00 (DMD 141)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
This is a phone Card
£2.75 (DMA 494)
A greeting card with a retro styled businessman looking down his glasses
Being a Useless Tosser Card
£2.75 (DMA 378)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a serious looking man in a grey blue suit pointing to the side. White rounded text above him reads People say this birthday card is rude. He's pointing to text that reads I say shit bollocks fuck wank arse
People say this card is rude Card
£2.75 (DMA 570)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two young women talking closely to each other. One asks Whose birthday is it? to which the other replies Fuck knows I'm wasted
Whose birthday is it Card
£2.75 (DMU 256)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a miserable baby sat amongst presents in a little Santa outfit. He says Merry Christmas! Now where's my fucking present?
Where's my Christmas present Card
£2.75 (DMX 343)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A black card with multicoloured whimsical text that reads Your new workmates won't be as amazing as us
Your new workmates (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 24)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white 3D, doodling style font
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Mother Knows Best Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 101)
A pink badge with red, green and white spots surrounding red and green text that reads Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly Festive Fuck You Badge
£2.00 (DMD 348)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman pointing up to multicoloured and white text that reads Happy birthday you big tart
Happy Birthday your big tart Card
£2.75 (DMA 548)
A plain pale orange greeting card with bold pink text in the middle that reads Seize the day! Underneath smaller white text reads Tomorrow
Seize the day tomorrow Card
£2.75 (RAN 141)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a sickly sweet girl lying down in a field of flowers looking up and smiling
Not going to give another fuck Card
£2.75 (DMA 533)
A circular pink patterned birthday card with 70's style blue font that reads Oh my fuck you're so old
You're so old Card
£2.75 (RAN 116)
A dark navy blue birthday card with capital white, blue and yellow text that reads You're never too old to enjoy a good fart
Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card
£2.75 (POP 19)
You Are The Best Bellend Card
£2.75 (GUM 13)
A white christmas postcard with a drawing of a happy looking Santa Claus with his arms outstretched
Sick of this shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 121)
A bright blue wrapping paper with a repeated image of a face on rubber chicken across and down the paper
Rubber Chicken Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 50)
Bright red wrapping paper with a picture of a smiling man in a suit with the words ‘You old bastard’ above him in simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper
You old bastard Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 47)
Dark yellow wrapping paper with the words ‘Hope your birthday isn’t shit’ in capitalised black and red font repeating across the entire paper
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 41)
Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 39)
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Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 78)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling older lady sitting in a chair and talking on the phone
Turned into your mother Card
£2.75 (DMU 236)
Only My Dog Understands Me Card
£2.75 (DMU 198)
A lilac coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a bikini holding a beach ball and looking up into the sky
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There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster
£3.25
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Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Badge
£2.00
Merry Cunting Badge
£2.00 (DMD 229)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 517)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sensational woman lying on the floor next to a leopard
Most Amazing Person Card
£2.75 (DMA 354)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.75 (DMA 300)
A dazzling white card with the words An apple a day is not as much fun as a gin a day
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An Apple A Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 02)
A novelty mug with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit
Another day of dealing Mug
£8.75 (DMM 41)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a young woman in a stripy dress on the phone. She is asking Let's make our usual mistake of drinking too much prosecco
Too much prosecco Card
£2.75 (DMU 255)
A funny Mother's Day card with an vintage image of a smiling mum looking to camera and holding open the lid of a casserole pot
What's for tea Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 542)
A multipack for 6 Christmas cards in the shout! range.
Shout! Card Pack of 6 Multipack
£3.49 (MUL 50)
A birthday card with a modern photo of two young women drinking wine and holding to the camera. One, in a pink dress says You've aged really well. The other replies Thank you, to which she replies I meant the wine
You've aged really well Card
£2.75 (DMU 244)
A funny birthday card with white text in a black box at the top that reads How many times do you have to get up to wee in the night? Below against a yellow background are tick boxes which are detailed
Get up to wee in the night Card
£2.75 (RAN 138)
A simple white Christmas card featuring bold black, red and green text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this Christmas card
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.75 (RAN 109)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Fuck this shit!
Fuck This Shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 24)
Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Girls
£12.50 (MUL 17)
A Christmas postcard asking what your elf name is
Elf Name Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 117)
A bold pink Valentine’s Day card with the words I’ll fancy you even more if you bring me wine
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I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMV 58)
Not Bored Of You Yet Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 117)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling
Some commoner Card
£2.75 (DMU 223)
A jet black card with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser’ in capitalised rainbow font.
Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card
£2.75 (DMR 01)
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Fuck Trains (and Buses) Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 33)
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You Big Man Whore Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 15)
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Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring
£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 34)
I Love Anal Badge
£2.00 (DMD 54)
A bright blue badge with lowercase pink text with a white outline that reads Birthday slapper
Birthday Slapper Badge
£2.00 (DMD 38)
This badge reads Today's advice don't be a dickhead
Please don't be a dickhead Badge
£2.00 (DMD 293)
This badge has a pink background and has very tiny text in the middle reading nosey cunt
Nosey C**t Badge
£2.00 (DMD 286)
A leopard print pattered badge covered with text reading Total Slag
Total Slag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 272)
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge
£2.00 (DMD 166)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young dark haired girl wearing a party hat and sitting in front of a birthday cake. White and pink, blue and yellow text reads When life gives you birthday eat cake
Eat cake Card
£2.75 (DMA 525)
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
The older I get Card
£2.75 (DMA 472)
A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 342)
A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font
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Happy Whatever Card
£1.00 £2.75 (BOC 01-2)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling man holding a frothy beer glass. Red, green and white text above reads Merry Christmas is beer involved?
Merry Christmas is beer involved Card
£2.75 (DMX 348)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young boy in a winter coat with a warm hat holding presents in front of a snowy background
Merry Christmas from your little shit boy Card
£2.75 (DMX 340)
A plain white badge with round black text that reads When did I become the same age as old people?
Same Age as Old People Badge
£2.00 (DMD 343)
A funny yellow Mother's Day card with white and pink and blue rounded text that reads It must be such an amazing honour to be my Mother
Amazing honour to be my mother Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 63)
A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 242)
A birthday card with the layout of wordle. Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
Wordle Freak Card
£2.75 (RAN 95)
A rainbow explosion Christmas card with curvy white text with a black outline
Very Camp Card
£2.75 (RAN 81)
A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses
Friends are like stars Card
£2.75 (RAN 133)
A funny text based birthday card about doing a big poo
I've done a big poo Card
£2.75 (POP 14)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Winging it!
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Winging It! Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate everyone
I Hate Everyone Pen
£3.50 (PEN 35)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink
Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 07)
A red text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Card
£2.75 (DXG 12)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and snow
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Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DSX 11)
A black postcard with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top. Below smart white text reads Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are just cunts. William Shakespeare
Shakespeare quote Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 130)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing
Carol singers Card
£2.75 (DMX 314)
Birthday Wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 25)
A white Valentine's Card featuring rounded red and pink text in the middle that reads I really fucking love you
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I really fucking love you Valentines Card
£2.75
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a stern looking woman in a pink blouse holding one hand up to camera
The whole 29 again routine Card
£2.75 (DMU 222)
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Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 161)
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Miserable Screaming Children Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMU 145)
dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee
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Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)
A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text
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Totes Amazeballs Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 211)
A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing
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Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 106)
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Union Jack Blue Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 05)
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I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 81)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy woman popping her head in the corner of the card
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Card
£2.75 (DME 56)
Stop Staring At My Tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 91)
A bright red and blue badge with white slanted text that reads Less humans more dogs
Less humans more dogs Badge
£2.00 (DMD 324)
A black Christmas badge with white, red and green rounded text reading Festive jumper wanker
Festive jumper wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 308)
A badge reading 8 out of 10 cats think you're a cunt
8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge
£2.00 (DMD 271)
A birthday card with a 1960s of an shocked elderly man looking to camera. Above him blue and red capitalised text reads OMG! You're how old
OMG You're how old Card
£2.75 (DMA 513)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk
Office wanker Card
£2.75 (DMA 496)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.75 (DMA 485)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
You're my Queen Card
£2.75 (DMA 477)
A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson standing at a conference lectern which reads live laugh love
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Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 461)
Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 386)
A Fathers Day card with text reading Dads you're fucking fantastic
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Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 10)
A funny birthday with smart black text that reads Happy birthday to someone who is just as fabulous and awesome as me in a white circle surrounded by pretty pink flowers
Fabulous and awesome as me Card
£2.75 (RAN 160)
A funny Birthday card featuring a care nurse smiling and talking to an older man using a walking frame. She says Happy Birthday you decrepit old fossil
Decrepit old fossil Card
£2.75 (DMU 261)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged woman against a red background surrounded by snowflakes
Welcome to Card
£2.75 (DMX 342)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young girl in a winter coat with a short blonde hair holding presents in front of a blue background
Merry Christmas from your little shit girl Card
£2.75 (DMX 341)
A black birthday card with a very old painting of thirteen serious looking men all looking towards the viewer surrounded by a white border. White formal text above them reads Who farted?
Who farted Card
£2.75 (RAN 155)
A dark red Valentines card with white and light pink text that reads I love you lots and lots and lots and lots and then a little bit more
I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 143)
A Mother's Day card with an excited young 1950's girl looking to camera and shouting. Large pastel multicoloured text above her reads Best Mum ever!
Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 541)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted pink bold text with a black outline reads total slag
Total slag Pen
£3.50 (PEN 68)
An LGBT birthday card reads Happy birthgay to you
Happy birthgay to you Card
£2.75 (POP 06)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black and pink text reads I'm craving dick
I'm craving dick Pen
£3.50 (PEN 75)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting
Bored Of This Meeting Pen
£3.50 (PEN 21)
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Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50
I Love Cock Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 26)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a big sack of toys
You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMX 247)
Indigo wrapping paper with a picture of a man dressed extremely brightly from head to toe doing a silly pose and across him are the words ‘You’re a twat’ in capitalised, simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper
You're A Twat Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 44)
Festive red wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a jolly Santa and the words Merry fucking Christmas
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 37)
A birthday card featuring a 1960's picture of two men in yellow and brown sweaters looking into the distance
Please don't be a twat Card
£2.75 (DMU 237)
We think you smell Card
£2.75 (DMU 204)
Save 64%
Blow harder! Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 202)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling lady, against a dark pink ombre background
Sold Out
You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster
£3.25
A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol
Save 62%
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 52)
A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson
Save 85%
Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)
Save 62%
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 153)
Save 82%
Union Jack Pink Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!
We'll Miss You (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 22)
A card with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair
See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Leaving (LARGE CARD)
£4.00 (DML 18)
A black fridge magnet with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 142)
Fuck Off Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 139)
A striped card in alternating shades of pink with a vintage style drawing of an elegant woman drinking champagne
I Think It's Time For Champagne Card
£2.75 (DME 52)
A rude badge with the text fuckpig
Fuckpig Badge
£2.00 (DMD 246)
Santa Isn't Real Badge
£2.00 (DMD 181)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman surrounded by birthday colourful balloons
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.75 (DMA 514)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
Save 64%
You're A Twat Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 352)
A bright white coaster with a black outline around the edge
Save 62%
Nobody Cares About Your Drama Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 115)
A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days
My back is stiff Card
£2.75 (DMU 257)
A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of four young women walking along a beach in swimsuits. One of them asks Which one of us is the bad influence?
Bad influence Card
£2.75 (DMU 254)
A greeting card with a retro style colour photo of an older woman standing in front of a flower bush
Audrey Had The Biggest Bush Card
£2.75 (DMZ 35)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks
Fresh out of fucks Pen
£3.50 (PEN 89)
A bright pink badge with bold white rounded text that reads Be more cat.
Be More Cat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 340)
A funny purple Mother's Day card with white, pink and yellow text that reads Thanks Mum! for not selling me to the circus. tbh I probably deserved it.
Selling me to the circus Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 66)
A red Valentines card with white and orange text that reads Four billion men on this planet and your willy is my favourite
Four billion men Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 147)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a mum whisking and holding a bowl.
Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card
£2.75 (DMU 249)
An orange birthday card with white text reading birthday checklist in a red banner at the top
Checklist Card
£2.75 (RAN 115)
A bold black birthday card featuring simple white, yellow, blue and pink text in the middle that reads I never knew they made birthday cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75 (RAN 106)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads I try not to swear but I cunt
I try not to swear Pen
£3.50 (PEN 79)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Rounded bold black text reads I love anal
I love anal Pen
£3.50 (PEN 71)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Pink text on one side reads Prosecco princess
Prosecco Princess Pen
£3.50 (PEN 03)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink
I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Pen
£3.50 (PEN 01)
I Need A Poo Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 79)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 27)
A Christmas postcard with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed up as Santa Claus
It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 119)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of two model snowmen and candy canes
Save 82%
Merry Fucking Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMX 235)
Deep pink wrapping paper with very small capitalised text repeated across and down reading Nosey cunt
Nosey cunt Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 55)
Goodbye Youth Card
£2.75 (DMU 139)
Save 82%
Mum's on the Wine! Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMU 108)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre. Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off
I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 203)
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’
Save 62%
Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)
Save 82%
May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)
Save 82%
Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 12)
Santa Says Relax Badge
£2.00 (DMD 45)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold text in the middle reading Yasss Queen
Yasss Queen Badge
£2.00 (DMD 231)
Go Fuck Yourself! Badge
£2.00 (DMD 112)
Knob Jockey Badge
£2.00 (DMD 09)
A Galentine's Day card with a picture of a glamourous woman looking to camera stroking her hair. Red and white rounded text above reads Happy Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another
Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.75 (DMA 483)
A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday
Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£2.75 (DMA 473)
A greeting card with a picture of a 1960s woman blowing a streamer surrounded by balloons
Save 64%
Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 411)
A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl
Little Shit Girl Card
£2.75 (DMA 390)
Save 64%
Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 349)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad
Save 64%
Good News It's Father's Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 282)
A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone
Save 82%
I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 241)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man smoking a pipe
You're Now An Old Fart Card
£2.75 (DMA 189)
A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I'm not saying you're old.. .. but if you were a banana you'd be bread
Banana you'd be bread Card
£2.75 (RAN 164)
A funny retro Valentine's Day card with a man and woman both looking to camera against a red background. He asks What's for Dinner? to which she replies A Blowjob
What's for dinner Card
£2.75 (DMU 264)
A funny pink birthday card with a 1960s woman dressed as a chef smiling and looking to camera. White text above and beside her reads I love to cook with wine and sometimes I'll even add it to the food
Cook with wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 561)
A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling woman holding a glass of larger surrounded by snowflakes. White rounded text above and beside her reads Merry Christmas from one drunken lush to another
Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card
£2.75 (DMX 347)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with a repeated image of a holly Christmas wreath overlaid with white rounded text that reads Christmas Wanker
Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 69)
A fridge magnet with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit
Sold Out
Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet
£2.75
A white birthday card with bold rainbow coloured text that reads Big gay birthday card surrounded by equally rainbow dots
Big gay birthday Card
£2.75 (RAN 145)
Grumpy Cat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 178)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and pink text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Card
£2.75 (RAN 129)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.75 (RAN 126)
A simple white birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this card
Fuck all inside Card
£2.75 (RAN 102)
A colourful greeting card that reads smile and put on your happy pants
Smile and put on your happy pants Card
£2.75 (POP 10)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black text on one side reads I love (heart symbol) my dog
I love my dog Pen
£3.50 (PEN 64)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off
Sold Out
Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink
Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 11)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen
£3.50 (PEN 06)
Think Happy Things Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 88)
You Would Not Believe Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 35)
New Day Same Old Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 112)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Santa looking shocked reading a christmas list
Save 64%
Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMX 09)
Wrapping paper with a repeated picture of a cat sitting up in an old fashioned arm chair
See This Cat - Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 36)
Save 53%
Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)
I could shit rainbows funny Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 127)
Save 64%
All I Want Is A New President Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 182)
Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card
£2.75 (DMU 128)
I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card
£2.75 (DMU 111)
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 45)
A coaster with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 208)
A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please
Sold Out
No Cunts Today Please Coaster
£3.25
Save 82%
Save Water Drink Wine Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 19)
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Mug
£8.75 (DMM 04)
A large lilac card with the words Sorry your're leaving Piss off then
Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 15)
I used to be a people person Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 138)
Fancy A Tit Wank? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 48)
A bright yellow badge with bold rounded deep pink and blue text that reads Never act your age
Never act your age Badge
£2.00 (DMD 339)
A bright orange badge with capitalised pink rounded text that reads I take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit and give no fucks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 306)
This badge features black text reading I don't have the energy for people today on a white hexagon surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern
I don't have the energy for people today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 290)
Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge
£2.00 (DMD 180)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 120)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
You old bastard Card
£2.75 (DMA 446)
A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 (DMA 445)
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses. Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
Fuck Off Card
£2.75 (DMA 428)
Christmas wrapping paper with a round picture of a robin surrounded by snow. Red and green text surrounding the repeated images reads Here's a festive Robin in the snow. What more do you want?
Sold Out
Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A white Valentines card with red and pink text that reads i love you even more than a really satisfying poo
Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMV 144)
Stupid twat August Card
£2.75 (RAN 62)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted
Hands up who farted Pen
£3.50 (PEN 60)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love wanking
I Love Wanking Pen
£3.50 (PEN 43)
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off
Fuck Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 30)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen
£3.50 (PEN 29)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on the side reads I love my cats
I Love My Cats Pen
£3.50 (PEN 23)
Sold Out
Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Mother's Day Card
£2.75
Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 08)
I Am Going To Shit On You Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 02)
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of two middle aged women in the kitchen with an apron on
All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Card
£2.75 (DMZ 68)
Save 64%
To My Awesome Valentine Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMV 36)
Even Wankers Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 124)
A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen
Call was important to us Card
£2.75 (DMU 235)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a woman looking down at a man digging in her garden borders
Poking around in my bush Card
£2.75 (DMU 213)
Massive slutbag Card
£2.75 (DMU 206)
Save 82%
It Must Be True Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Mug
£8.75 (DMM 28)
A mug with a retro style photo of a man pointing to a computer with a speech bubble saying ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ and a woman saying ‘Have you tried shoving it up your arse?’
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Mug
£8.75 (DMM 14)
A card with a retro-style photo of a man and woman at an office computer
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 20)
Save 64%
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Keyring
£1.00 £2.75 (DMK 40)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 96)
A fridge magnet with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background
Please keep all the stupid people away Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 150)
A fridge magnet with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera. Bold white text beside him reads Cunt alert
Cunt alert Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 147)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads Merry whatever arsehole
Merry whatever arsehole Badge
£2.00 (DMD 334)
A badge with a close up pattern of pink flowers overlayered with fancy rounded text that reads Fuck off
Fuck off Badge
£2.00 (DMD 330)
This badge features text reading Too fabulous to give a fuck
Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge
£2.00 (DMD 262)
A rude badge reading Everyone thinks you're a cunt
Everyone Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00 (DMD 234)
Merry Shitmas Badge
£2.00 (DMD 222)
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 (DMD 205)
This badge has a red outline to a white 50 pence piece shape. Simple black text in the middle reads 50p a snog
50p A Snog Badge
£2.00 (DMD 150)
Man Slag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 139)
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge
£2.00 (DMD 05)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a female call centre operator looking direct to the camera
Your birthday is important to us Card
£2.75 (DMA 504)
A Valentine's Day card with a dramatic posed photo of an old lady fallen down some stairs. Funky text above the image reads I've fallen for you
I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 484)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat
I used to be a people person Card
£2.75 (DMA 443)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.75 (DMA 438)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
Save 82%
Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMA 205)
Save 64%
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Card
£1.00 £2.75 (Break 02)
A yellow birthday card with a vintage illustration of two smiling children's faces. Above and below multi coloured text reads Happy birthday you old fossil
Happy birthday you old fossil Card
£2.75 (RAN 170)
A funny rude birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads The man in the shop told me that this card would make even the most miserable bugger laugh
The man in the shop Card
£2.75 (RAN 156)
A Christmas card titled How much do you love Christmas? with the answers next to tick boxes below
How much to you love Card
£2.75 (RAN 150)
A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker
Christmas jumper wanker Card
£2.75 (DMX 350)
A Christmas card with a photograph of Mary and Joseph cradling baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph says You know, I'm sure I left the gas on...
Left the gas on Card
£2.75 (DMX 346)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, dark blue and pale blue rounded text that reads Dad You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Dad You Deserve the recognition Card
£2.75 (DAD 67)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Blue and pink text reads I need wine
I need wine Pen
£3.50 (PEN 83)
A dark blue birthday card featuring rounded white, blue and yellow text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
Save 82%
I've lost loads on crypto Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 99)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Card
£2.75 (RAN 98)
A simple red Christmas card with lower case white text aligned to one side
Smell of reindeer poo Card
£2.75 (RAN 85)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 83)
A plain white Birthday card with bold black capitalised text that reads Happy Birthday Let's go wild and put the heating on
Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card
£2.75 (RAN 111)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit
Sick of this shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 69)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I'm weird, deal with it!
I'm Weird Deal With It Pen
£3.50 (PEN 39)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person
Not A Morning Person Pen
£3.50 (PEN 36)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink
Today's Mood Pen
£3.50 (PEN 25)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip. Black text reads Cunty bollocks
Cunty Bollocks Pen
£3.50 (PEN 17)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend
Huge Bellend Pen
£3.50 (PEN 13)
Miss You Like Fuck Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 106)
Save 82%
You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMV 75)
I still fancy You funny Valentines card
£2.75 (DMV 130)
Farty Bottom Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 106)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a smiling middle ages couple looking to camera
Arsehole with a Card
£2.75 (DMU 215)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy
Save 64%
No hugging Please Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 208)
Blow Job You Promised Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 184)
Save 64%
Booty Call Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 162)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son
Dad... Ask Your Mum Card
£2.75 (DMU 148)
A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman
Save 85%
I'm So Rich Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)
A deep pink coaster with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt
Sold Out
Nosey cunt Coaster
£3.25
Save 85%
Gin Snob Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 176)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 157)
How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug
£8.75 (DMM 25)
Sold Out
I Love My Pussy Mug
£8.75
A fridge magnet with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool
Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 146)
A fridge magnet with two pictures on the front, a happy looking dog and an aloof looking cat
Dogs and cats Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 144)
A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas
Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 309)
This badge features smart black text reading I'm craving dick on a white circle surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern
I'm craving dick Badge
£2.00 (DMD 291)
A badge reading Trust me I'm a unicorn
Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge
£2.00 (DMD 252)
I Need A Poo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 204)
Suck My Dick Badge
£2.00 (DMD 160)
A deep pink badge with white rounded capitalised text that reads Bum slut
Bum Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 137)
I Love My Penis Badge
£2.00 (DMD 108)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone
Shall we go out and get drunk Card
£2.75 (DMA 527)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.75 (DMA 482)
A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card
£2.75 (DMA 383)
A gay birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man looking to camera
Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card
£2.75 (DMA 28)
Save 64%
The Mum The Myth The Legend Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 263)
A rich blue Father's Day card with rounded dark blue, white and light blue text in the middle that reads Dad you're one of my favourite parents
One of my favourite parents Card
£2.75 (DAD 60)
A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend
Save 64%
Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 12)
A black and spotted greeting card with bold white slanted text that reads You're now in your Daddy era surrounded by multicoloured dots
Daddy era Card
£2.75 (RAN 163)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman looking to camera and holding a cocktail glass. Rounded white text above and beside her reads Let's day drink, but in a classy way
Let's day drink Card
£2.75 (DMA 571)
Black birthday wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove this gift up your arse surrounded by pastel multicoloured dots
Shove this gift up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 66)
A coaster with a smiling male and female couple looking to camera sitting in front of a red banner with white text that reads Oh look, a cunt
Oh look, a cunt Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 230)
A coaster with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit
Here's to another day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 225)
A very rude white badge with a red border and bold black text that reads Cunt alert
Cunt alert Badge
£2.00 (DMD 352)
A bright yellow badge with bold square capital letters that read Not dead yet.
Not dead yet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 350)
A gay birthday card featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, you're this gay
Yes, you're this gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 153)
A black Valentines card with white, pink and red text that reads We go together like poppers and lube
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.75 (DMV 146)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s picture of a smiling middle aged woman at an office desk talking on the phone. She says Happy birthday to someone else who has no clue what they actually do for a job
No clue what they do for a job Card
£2.75 (DMU 253)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a classy looking woman in a fur coat holding a martini glass looking into the distance
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.75 (DMA 534)
A badge with a red, white and black horizontal stripes. Black and red rounded capitalised text in the middle white stripe reads Birthday stud
Birthday Stud Badge
£2.00 (DMD 151)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers
Sold Out
Cute Guys Couple Gay Card
£2.75
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name really old Card
£2.75 (RAN 72)
Mahoosive twatwaffle November Card
£2.75 (RAN 65)
A white greeting card with a pattern of watercolour flowers at the bottom
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Card
£2.75 (RAN 42)
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.75 (RAN 40)
A birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Happy Birthday and surrounded by loads of colourful doodle patterns
Happy doodles Card
£2.75 (RAN 114)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mr & Mr
Mr and Mr Card
£2.75 (RAN 112)
A black birthday card featuring bold angular multicoloured rainbow letter that read Wishing you an absolutely amazing birthday
Save 64%
Absolutely amazing Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 101)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!
Best employee ever! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 72)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off
Fuck this Fuck that Pen
£3.50 (PEN 70)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted rainbow text reads Yasss Queen
Sold Out
Yasss Queen LGBTQ+ Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.
I Shit Rainbows Pen
£3.50 (PEN 08)
Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 46)
A random pack of ten badges
Random Badge Multipack x 10 Badges
£5.00 (MUL 41)
Silly Insults Card
£2.75 (GUM 36)
A vibrant pink card with the words We’ll miss you! For about 5 minutes…
We'll Miss You! Card
£2.75 (DSS 58)
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
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Mum, You're The Best Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DSS 20)
Hello You Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 84)
Hello! Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 55)
Begins Housework. Thinks About Cock Instead Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 21)
A simple salmon pink postcard with bold rounded deep pink text that reads Seize the day and underneath in smaller white text Tomorrow
Seize the day Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 141)
A simple white postcard with a rounded lowercase bold black font in the middle that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them
Only give fucks Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 140)
A retro postcard with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background
Happy whatever Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 134)
A pink postcard with the words Live Laugh Lick My Balls in simple yellow and white capital letters
Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 126)
Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 110)
A black gift wrap with a repeated picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Shakespeare Quote Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 62)
Wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a scared woman behind shattered glass with her arms covering her face
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OMFG!!! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background
Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 213)
A coaster with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
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Shakespeare Quote Coaster
£3.25
A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks
Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 199)
A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle
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Soup of the Day Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)
A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK
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World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 129)
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Champagne Is The Answer Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Mug
£8.75 (DMM 29)
A very light pink birthday card with a retro style drawing of a young man in a white vest top and shorts
You Shit Rainbows Card
£2.75 (DME 57)
I Love Minge Badge
£2.00 (DMD 67)
A rainbow patterned badge with white and black text in the middle that reads Hello I'm Gay
Hello I'm gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 336)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat
12th day of Badge
£2.00 (DMD 333)
A dark purple badge with rounded multicolour text that reads Bloody amazing human being
Bloody amazing human Badge
£2.00 (DMD 322)
A red badge with rounded white lower case text that reads When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Badge
£2.00 (DMD 299)
A funny badge reading I'm that slut from tinder
I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge
£2.00 (DMD 218)
Where's My Present Badge
£2.00 (DMD 156)
This dark pink badge has a deep red band across the middle in which are white lower case text that reads Fuck me senseless
Fuck Me Senseless Badge
£2.00 (DMD 140)
I'm A Big Man Whore Badge
£2.00 (DMD 116)
A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad
Little Shit Boy Card
£2.75 (DMA 391)
A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad
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You're An Amazeballs Dad Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 33)
A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills
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Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 08)
A deep pink greeting card with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life
Toxic arseholes Card
£2.75 (RAN 162)
A funny retro birthday card with a man and woman in a close smooch. She says I always get a warm feeling when I'm around you to which he replies That's because I've just farted
Warm feeling when you're around Card
£2.75 (DMU 263)
A funny birthday card with a modern photo of a topless middle aged overweight and sunburnt man smiling and wearing a comedy sombrero. White text above and in front of him reads Happy birthday hot stuff
Happy birthday hot stuff Card
£2.75 (DMA 574)
A white novelty mug with bold rainbow coloured text on both sides that reads Big gay mug
Big gay mug Mug
£8.75 (DMM 35)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling male magician holding a deck of cards. White and yellow text above and behind reads As if by magic you're now old!
As if by magic you're now old Card
£2.75 (DMA 563)
A white coaster with text in a black circle at the top reads Can't work out what my favourite swear is today. A list below reads Bitchtits, Shitnubbin, Arsebadger, Thundercunt, Pigeon Dick, Fuckadoodle, Cuntpuddle, Cum Dumpster, Fuck Trumpet, Cocky
Favourite swear word Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 241)
A simple orange coaster with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 238)
A coaster with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself
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I try not to swear Coaster
£3.25
<p> A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!
Cunt alert Pen
£3.50 (PEN 87)
A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.75 (RAN 144)
A funny yellow Mother's Day card with pink, purple and blue text that reads You're so amazing Mum I've decided never to move out
Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 65)
A greeting card with a smiling autumnal looking woman looking to camera and eating an apple. White rounded text above her reads An apple a day is very satisfying when thrown at stupid people
An apple a day Card
£2.75 (DMA 539)
A greeting card featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick
First class honours Card
£2.75 (DMA 536)
Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend Card
£2.75 (DSS 32)
A very rude funny badge
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Badge
£2.00 (DMD 210)
A dark blue badge with white lower case text in the middle that reads why do people keep voting for idiots
Voting for idiots Badge
£2.00 (DMD 326)
Enormous wankers September Card
£2.75 (RAN 63)
A plain white greeting card with plain black text in the middle that reads Fuck cancer
Fuck cancer Card
£2.75 (RAN 136)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
Lost money on crypto Card
£2.75 (RAN 107)
A funny birthday card suitable for an annoying sister
Even annoying sisters deserve a Birthday card
£2.75 (POP 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt
Pen Clicking Cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 59)
If This Card Offends You Card
£2.75 (GUM 28)
A cream coloured birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend
Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card
£2.75 (DSS 70)
Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 15)
A pink rude postcard with the words nosey cunt in tiny capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 123)
A postcard with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
Good Vibes Only Inspirational Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 122)
You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 103)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a group of young carol singers
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We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMX 234)
Festive red wrapping paper with the words ‘Merry Christmas turkey tits’ in capitalised white font and is continuously repeated across the entire wrapping paper
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Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
White wrapping paper with a repeated vintage style photo of a woman doing the Flamenco dance and flashing her underwear
Flash Your Gusset Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 30)
Love you almost as much as the cat Valentines card
£2.75 (DMV 125)
A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk
Let Me Put You On Hold Card
£2.75 (DMU 38)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock
Being a Dad is so exhausting Card
£2.75 (DMU 233)
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
Just a Fart Card
£2.75 (DMU 212)
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Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 185)
Alexa, Send Wine Card
£2.75 (DMU 164)
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Alexa, Send Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
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Put Your Feet Up Dad Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMS 65)
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50p A Snog Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)
Fuck Bollocks Wank Mug
£8.75 (DMM 03)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug
£8.75 (DMM 01)
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 133)
See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 131)
Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 121)
A lilac birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a cheery man in a suit holding up two shots of alcohol
Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card
£2.75 (DME 30)
A rainbow patterned badge with text in the middle reading Totally gay
Totally Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 230)
This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple
Cabin Crew Queen Badge
£2.00 (DMD 20)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.75 (DMA 515)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 506)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 505)
A birthday card with a picture of a naked old man on a beach holding a big yellow sign
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.75 (DMA 351)
A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit
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Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 36)
A Fathers Day card calling him the dogs bollocks
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You're The Dogs Bollocks Dad Card
£2.75
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 01)
A funny retro birthday card featuring two young women both sitting in a hair parlour with their heads under dryers. One says It's my birthday to which the other replies I don't care
I Don't care Card
£2.75 (DMU 260)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a glamorous young smiling woman holding a bunch of red roses. Rounded white text above her reads Roses are red, it's my birthday I'll have a wine
Roses are red wine Card
£2.75 (DMA 575)
A funny birthday with an elderly smiling couple looking away into the middle distance. In a slanted white box above them dark red and blue text teads Don't grow up, It's a trap
Don't grow up Card
£2.75 (DMA 573)
A deep pink novelty mug with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt
Nosey cunt Mug
£8.75 (DMM 42)
A funny birthday card with a cute whimsical illustration of two kittens against a blue background. Rounded yellow text above them reads Meh birthday
Meh Card
£2.75 (RAN 159)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo a frowning older male looking at the camera with very little hair. White text above him reads There's now more hair in your nose and ears than on the top of your head
More hair in your nose Card
£2.75 (DMA 559)
A Birthday wrapping paper with Happy Birthday written in a simple font placed randomly over the wrapping paper and surrounded but lots of multicoloured random doodles
Happy Birthday Doodles Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 65)
A bright red badge with black text in a white boxes that reads Pro8ud to be woke
Proud To Be Woke Badge
£2.00 (DMD 342)
Fuck Work Badge
£2.00 (DMD 23)
Fancy A Snog This Badge
£2.00 (DMD 102)
A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt
Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card
£2.75 (RAN 92)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Couple Card
£2.75 (RAN 84)
A Massive dickhead July Card
£2.75 (RAN 61)
A Fathers Day card about farting a lot
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Dad you could make farting a national sport Card
£1.00 £2.75 (RAN 50)
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We Can't Celebrate Your Card
£0.50 £2.75 (RAN 21)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make birthdays fabulous again
Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£2.75 (RAN 131)
Yasss Queen Gay Card
£2.75 (RAN 01)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email
Could have been an email Pen
£3.50 (PEN 84)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Fuck off back to economy
Fuck off back to economy Pen
£3.50 (PEN 81)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone
I hate everyone Pen
£3.50 (PEN 73)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people
I hate people Pen
£3.50 (PEN 58)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen
Big Gay Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 45)
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 25)
National Dickhead Awareness Day Card
£2.75 (GUM 11)
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Wanna Netflix and Chill Card
£1.00 £2.75 (GUM 01)
A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy birthday you complete arse
Happy Birthday You Complete Arse Card
£2.75 (DSS 87)
A Fathers Day comparing Dad to Chuck Norris
Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card
£2.75 (DSS 27)
A purple birthday card with the words Oi dick head! Now I’ve got your attention happy birthday
Oi Dickhead! Card
£2.75 (DSS 14)
Good Luck - Not That You Need It You're Awesome! Card
£2.75 (DRO 20)
Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 87)
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 86)
Generic Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 77)
Meanwhile In Japan Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 76)
Get Your Shit Together Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 51)
This Is Your Minimalist Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 48)
A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 120)
Inspirational Quote Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 116)
Couldn't give a fuck about your drama Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 114)
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What Button Do I Press To Get Porn? Postcard
£0.50 £1.15
A bright turquoise birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Epic icon 80
Epic icon 80 Card
£2.75 (DMY 11)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a woman with her fingers in her ears. She is surrounded by rounded pastel coloured text that reads Christmas, Shopping, Parties, Snow, Family, Decs etc
Fingers in ears Card
£2.75 (DMX 323)
A funny Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a woman dressed as an elf
I'm dreaming of shite Card
£2.75 (DMX 295)
LGBTQ+ wrapping paper with the progress pride flag repeated top to bottom and side to side
Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 61)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling elderly lady outside using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 53)
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Love You, Obvs Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMV 94)
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Wanna Netflix and Chill? Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMV 86)
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Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DMV 69)
Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMV 123)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts
Big an idiot as your dad Card
£2.75 (DMU 232)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen
Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card
£2.75 (DMU 230)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man and woman and the woman looking happy and content
That thing with your wallet Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMU 219)
A funny Fathers Day card about playing golf
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I Hate Golf Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMU 174)
A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern. Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off
Drink up and fuck off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 218)
A bright yellow coaster with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone
I hate everyone Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 215)
Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 170)
coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
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Mums Kick Ass Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)
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Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)
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I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 28)
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Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)
A fridge magnet featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background
Today is a lovely day Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 151)
A fridge magnet with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 148)
Live Laugh Fuck Off Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 137)
A baby pink birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a dressed up woman looking knowingly at you
How To Get Drunk Properly Card
£2.75 (DME 31)
Rug Muncher Badge
£2.00 (DMD 53)
This badge features a white splat on a red background. Simple black text on top reads Lube me up!
Lube me up! Badge
£2.00 (DMD 295)
This Christmas badge features simple white text that reads Bollocks! It's that Christmas again.
Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge
£2.00 (DMD 288)
Make The Yuletide Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 269)
A yellow badge reading I'm that slut from Grindr
I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge
£2.00 (DMD 236)
A mild pink badge with blue and yellow capitalised bold text that reads Bitch I'm fabulous
Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge
£2.00 (DMD 149)
Keep Calm And Suck Cock Badge
£2.00 (DMD 130)
You Big Twunt Badge
£2.00 (DMD 114)
Fuck Santa Badge
£2.00 (DMD 104)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge
£2.00 (DMD 04)
A greeting Card with a photo of a typical British messy shed at the bottom of the garden
Dad shed Card
£2.75 (DMA 508)
A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!
Dad's are the best Card
£2.75 (DMA 507)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.75 (DMA 481)
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£2.75 (DMA 412)
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
As Amazing As Me Card
£2.75 (DMA 396)
A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card
£2.75 (DMA 313)
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Mother's Ruined Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 306)
A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down
Save 64%
Less Of A Let Down Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DAD 42)
A dark yellow birthday card with bold capitalised black and red text that reads Not dead yet.
Not dead yet Card
£2.75 (RAN 172)
A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads Remember when you could easily knock out four wanks in a day?
Kock out four wanks Card
£2.75 (RAN 171)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling middle aged woman excitedly looking up against a dark pink background
Excited about air fryers Card
£2.75 (DMA 582)
A funny and rude birthday card with a picture of a puffin in mid flight looking to camera. Rounded bold yellow text above and below reads Happy birthday wank puffin
Happy birthday wank puffin Card
£2.75 (DMA 569)
A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs
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Dad You're The Dogs Card
£0.50 £2.75 (DAD 11)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two men men leaning against a big tree looking away from each other. One says Dickhead and the other says Bellend
Dickhead Bellend Card
£2.75 (DMU 258)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A 1960s picture of a group of office workers raising their hands in excitement. Angled white text on a red background above them reads We'll miss you Honest...
We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 23)
A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads I've just jizzed in your tea
Jizzed in your tea Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 240)
A fridge magnet with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 155)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black text that reads Not dead yet
Not dead yet Pen
£3.50 (PEN 85)
A plain white badge with simple black and brown capitalised text that reads I always poo on work time
I always poo on work time Badge
£2.00 (DMD 361)
A bright red and white badge with green and white rounded text that reads Merry Christmas Screw the diet.
Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 349)
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.75 (DMU 252)
A funny Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed a fortune teller gazing at a crystal ball
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 (DMA 545)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, purple and pale blue rounded text that reads Happy dad day!!!
Happy Dad Day Card
£2.75 (DAD 66)
A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare
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Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DMA 540)
A birthday card with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do
Failing at life Card
£2.75 (DMA 538)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!
Alexa, Send Wine Pen
£3.50 (PEN 32)
A black badge with multicoloured text reading Do epic shit!
Do Epic Shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 285)
Mahoosive twatwaffle May Card
£2.75 (RAN 59)
Massive dickheads January Card
£2.75 (RAN 55)
Fabulous Gayness Card
£2.75 (RAN 04)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever
Best boss ever Pen
£3.50 (PEN 80)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way
Today is a lovely day Pen
£3.50 (PEN 78)
A bold pink Mother's Day card with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Mum
Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.75 (MUM 59)
Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card
£2.75 (MUM 53)
I'm such a dick Card for Mum
£2.75 (MUM 51)
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You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.75 (MUM 30)
Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 45)
Cards With Fuck On Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 11)
A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border
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Can't Even Card
£1.00 £2.75 (DXG 22)
A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy now will you finally shut the fuck up about your birthday
Shut The Fuck Up About Your Card
£2.75 (DSS 73)
A light blue new home card with the words Congratulations on the new home and all the junk you’ll fill it with
Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card
£2.75 (DRO 13)
Can't Even Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 96)
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