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A black postcard with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top. Below smart white text reads Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are just cunts. William Shakespeare

Available from 22nd October
Shakespeare quote Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 130)
A birthday card featuring a 1960's picture of two men in yellow and brown sweaters looking into the distance
Please don't be a twat Card
£2.95 (DMU 237)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling older lady sitting in a chair and talking on the phone
Turned into your mother Card
£2.95 (DMU 236)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 161)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Dick Prick Pecker Cock Schlong Knob Boner Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMR 02)
Save 43%

Available from 22nd October
Don't Steal My Fucking Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 32)

Available from 22nd October
I Love Cock Mug
£8.75 (DMM 05)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
We'll Miss You (Large Card)
£4.00

Available from 22nd October
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge
£2.00 (DMD 224)

Available from 22nd October
Go Fuck Yourself! Badge
£2.00 (DMD 112)
A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 342)
A funny birthday card featuring an illustration of Girl with a pearl earing but it has been manipulated to make her look like she has a massive hangover
Girl with a birthday hangover Card
£2.95 (RAN 176)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of smiling young boy sitting in front of a birthday cake
Today is all about you Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 587)
A funny birthday card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged man in a suit pointing to himself
Another amazing human Card
£2.95 (DMA 585)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
I Bought This Card In The January Sales Card
£1.00 £2.95
A black and spotted greeting card with bold white slanted text that reads You're now in your Daddy era surrounded by multicoloured dots
Daddy era Card
£2.95 (RAN 163)
A funny retro Valentine's Day card with a man and woman both looking to camera against a red background. He asks What's for Dinner? to which she replies A Blowjob
What's for dinner Card
£2.95 (DMU 264)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman looking to camera and holding a cocktail glass. Rounded white text above and beside her reads Let's day drink, but in a classy way
Let's day drink Card
£2.95 (DMA 571)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a miserable baby sat amongst presents in a little Santa outfit. He says Merry Christmas! Now where's my fucking present?
Where's my Christmas present Card
£2.95 (DMX 343)
A pink badge with red, green and white spots surrounding red and green text that reads Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Available from 22nd October
Jolly Festive Fuck You Badge
£2.00 (DMD 348)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a mum whisking and holding a bowl.
Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card
£2.95 (DMU 249)
A funny Mother's Day card with an vintage image of a smiling mum looking to camera and holding open the lid of a casserole pot
What's for tea Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 542)
A Mother's Day card with an excited young 1950's girl looking to camera and shouting. Large pastel multicoloured text above her reads Best Mum ever!
Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 541)
A plain pale orange greeting card with bold pink text in the middle that reads Seize the day! Underneath smaller white text reads Tomorrow
Seize the day tomorrow Card
£2.95 (RAN 141)
An orange birthday card with white text reading birthday checklist in a red banner at the top
Checklist Card
£2.95 (RAN 115)
An LGBT birthday card reads Happy birthgay to you
Happy birthgay to you Card
£2.95 (POP 06)

Available from 22nd October
I Need A Poo Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 79)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Santa looking shocked reading a christmas list
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Available from 22nd October
Naughty Donald Trump Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 09)
I still fancy You funny Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 130)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Mum's on the Wine! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)
A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text
Save 85%

Available from 22nd October
Totes Amazeballs Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’
Save 62%

Available from 22nd October
Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)
Save 82%

Available from 22nd October
Union Jack Pink Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 06)

Available from 22nd October
Merry Cunting Badge
£2.00 (DMD 229)

Available from 22nd October
Knob Jockey Badge
£2.00 (DMD 09)
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
The older I get Card
£2.95 (DMA 472)
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Available from 22nd October
Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard
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Available from 22nd October
You're a Massive Bellend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 317)
A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 241)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
You're doing great Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 68)
A deep red Valentine's day card with simple rounded white text that reads I love you even more than the air fryer
Even more than the air fryer Card
£2.95 (DMV 152)
A red Valentines card with white and orange text that reads Four billion men on this planet and your willy is my favourite
Four billion men Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 147)

Available from 22nd October
Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Girls
£12.50 (MUL 17)
You Are The Best Bellend Card
£2.95 (GUM 13)

Available from 22nd October
Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 98)
A white christmas postcard with a drawing of a happy looking Santa Claus with his arms outstretched

Available from 22nd October
Sick of this shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 121)
Indigo wrapping paper with a picture of a man dressed extremely brightly from head to toe doing a silly pose and across him are the words ‘You’re a twat’ in capitalised, simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 22nd October
You're A Twat Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 44)
Wrapping paper with a repeated picture of a cat sitting up in an old fashioned arm chair

Available from 22nd October
See This Cat - Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 36)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Other Peoples Misery Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 105)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a stern looking woman in a pink blouse holding one hand up to camera
The whole 29 again routine Card
£2.95 (DMU 222)
Massive slutbag Card
£2.95 (DMU 206)
A deep pink coaster with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
Nosey cunt Coaster
£3.25
Save 82%

Available from 22nd October
I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 81)
A fridge magnet with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera. Bold white text beside him reads Cunt alert

Available from 22nd October
Cunt alert Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 147)

Available from 22nd October
Stop Staring At My Tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 91)
A bright blue badge with lowercase pink text with a white outline that reads Birthday slapper

Available from 22nd October
Birthday Slapper Badge
£2.00 (DMD 38)
This badge has a pink background and has very tiny text in the middle reading nosey cunt

Available from 22nd October
Nosey C**t Badge
£2.00 (DMD 286)

Available from 22nd October
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Badge
£2.00 (DMD 05)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
The Mum The Myth The Legend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)
A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)
A Fathers Day card with text reading Dads you're fucking fantastic
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Available from 22nd October
Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card
£1.00 £2.95
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Card
£1.00 £2.95 (Break 02)
A funny birthday card with a photo of a smiling bearded old man in a blue and purple tracksuit pointing upwards to white and purple text that reads Happy birthday fuck nugget
Happy birthday fuck nugget Card
£2.95 (DMA 581)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young boy in a winter coat with a warm hat holding presents in front of a snowy background
Merry Christmas from your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMX 340)
A white Valentines card with red and pink text that reads i love you even more than a really satisfying poo
Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 144)
A dark red Valentines card with white and light pink text that reads I love you lots and lots and lots and lots and then a little bit more
I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 143)
A birthday card with a modern photo of two young women drinking wine and holding to the camera. One, in a pink dress says You've aged really well. The other replies Thank you, to which she replies I meant the wine
You've aged really well Card
£2.95 (DMU 244)
A funny birthday card with white text in a black box at the top that reads How many times do you have to get up to wee in the night? Below against a yellow background are tick boxes which are detailed
Get up to wee in the night Card
£2.95 (RAN 138)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Winging it!

Available from 22nd October
Winging It! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 53)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen

Available from 22nd October
My Fucking Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 40)

Available from 22nd October
Think Happy Things Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 88)

Available from 22nd October
I Love Cock Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 26)

Available from 22nd October
I Am Going To Shit On You Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 02)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background
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Available from 22nd October
Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 14)
Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 22nd October
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 39)
Festive red wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a jolly Santa and the words Merry fucking Christmas

Available from 22nd October
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 37)
Blow Job You Promised Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 184)
Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card
£2.95 (DMU 128)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera

Available from 22nd October
Cunt alert Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 211)
A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson
Save 85%

Available from 22nd October
Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)
Save 82%

Available from 22nd October
Save Water Drink Wine Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 19)

Available from 22nd October
I used to be a people person Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 138)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 515)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
You're my Queen Card
£2.95 (DMA 477)
A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.95 (DMA 445)
A blue Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a festive floral scene featuring baubels, pine leaves and poinsettias
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Merry Christmas arsehole Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 320)
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Behind Every Great Mum Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)
A funny birthday with an elderly smiling couple looking away into the middle distance. In a slanted white box above them dark red and blue text teads Don't grow up, It's a trap
Don't grow up Card
£2.95 (DMA 573)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling young girl in a winter coat with a short blonde hair holding presents in front of a blue background
Merry Christmas from your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMX 341)
A gay birthday card featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, you're this gay
Yes, you're this gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 153)
A red Valentines card with pink and white text that doesn't fit on the card that reads I love youso much it can't even fit on this card
Love you so much Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMV 149)
A multipack for 6 Christmas cards in the shout! range.
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
Shout! Card Pack of 6 Multipack
£3.49
A birthday card with the layout of wordle. Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
Wordle Freak Card
£2.95 (RAN 95)
A Fathers Day card about farting a lot
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Dad you could make farting a national sport Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)
A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses
Friends are like stars Card
£2.95 (RAN 133)
A simple white Christmas card featuring bold black, red and green text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this Christmas card
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.95 (RAN 109)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black and pink text reads I'm craving dick

Available from 22nd October
I'm craving dick Pen
£3.50 (PEN 75)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Fuck this shit!

Available from 22nd October
Fuck This Shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 24)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink

Available from 22nd October
Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 11)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and snow
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSX 11)
A Christmas postcard with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed up as Santa Claus
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15
A Christmas postcard asking what your elf name is

Available from 22nd October
Elf Name Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 117)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)
A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle
Save 62%

Available from 22nd October
Soup of the Day Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)
Save 82%

Available from 22nd October
Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 12)
A card with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair

Available from 22nd October
See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Leaving (LARGE CARD)
£4.00 (DML 18)
This badge reads Today's advice don't be a dickhead

Available from 22nd October
Please don't be a dickhead Badge
£2.00 (DMD 293)
A badge reading 8 out of 10 cats think you're a cunt

Available from 22nd October
8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge
£2.00 (DMD 271)
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Badge
£2.00
A rude badge reading Everyone thinks you're a cunt

Available from 22nd October
Everyone Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00 (DMD 234)
A birthday card with a 1960s of an shocked elderly man looking to camera. Above him blue and red capitalised text reads OMG! You're how old
OMG You're how old Card
£2.95 (DMA 513)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 506)
A Galentine's Day card with a picture of a glamourous woman looking to camera stroking her hair. Red and white rounded text above reads Happy Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another
Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.95 (DMA 483)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smart middle aged woman in a red top smiling slightly sarcastically to the viewer
One day you'll go far Card
£2.95 (DMA 601)
A funny bright pink birthday card with bold deep yellow text that reads I took great pleasure in farting inside this card
Farting inside this Card
£2.95 (DBA 02)
A funny card featuring a retro picture of a wise bearded old man with his hands over a crystal ball in front of a rainbow background
I predict cock Card
£2.95 (DMA 580)
A bright pink badge with bold white rounded text that reads Be more cat.

Available from 22nd October
Be More Cat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 340)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, dark blue and pale blue rounded text that reads Dad You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Dad You Deserve the recognition Card
£2.95 (DAD 67)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted pink bold text with a black outline reads total slag

Available from 22nd October
Total slag Pen
£3.50 (PEN 68)
A rainbow explosion Christmas card with curvy white text with a black outline
Very Camp Card
£2.95 (RAN 81)
A white greeting card with a pattern of watercolour flowers at the bottom
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Card
£2.95 (RAN 42)
A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate everyone

Available from 22nd October
I Hate Everyone Pen
£3.50 (PEN 35)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

Available from 22nd October
Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 07)
Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 46)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

Available from 22nd October
You Would Not Believe Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 35)

Available from 22nd October
Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 27)
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 69)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 123)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young girl hugging and kissing a young boy
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
No hugging Please Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 208)
We think you smell Card
£2.95 (DMU 204)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Booty Call Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 162)
I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card
£2.95 (DMU 111)
Save 82%

Available from 22nd October
It Must Be True Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 23)
A bright red and blue badge with white slanted text that reads Less humans more dogs

Available from 22nd October
Less humans more dogs Badge
£2.00 (DMD 324)
A black Christmas badge with white, red and green rounded text reading Festive jumper wanker

Available from 22nd October
Festive jumper wanker Badge
£2.00 (DMD 308)
This badge features smart black text reading I'm craving dick on a white circle surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern

Available from 22nd October
I'm craving dick Badge
£2.00 (DMD 291)

Available from 22nd October
Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge
£2.00 (DMD 180)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman surrounded by birthday colourful balloons
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.95 (DMA 514)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat
I used to be a people person Card
£2.95 (DMA 443)
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses. Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
Fuck Off Card
£2.95 (DMA 428)
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Mother's Ruined Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.95
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man smoking a pipe
You're Now An Old Fart Card
£2.95 (DMA 189)
A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days
My back is stiff Card
£2.95 (DMU 257)
A funny pink birthday card with a 1960s woman dressed as a chef smiling and looking to camera. White text above and beside her reads I love to cook with wine and sometimes I'll even add it to the food
Cook with wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 561)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of a smiling middle aged woman against a red background surrounded by snowflakes
Welcome to Card
£2.95 (DMX 342)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with a repeated image of a holly Christmas wreath overlaid with white rounded text that reads Christmas Wanker

Available from 22nd October
Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 69)
A Birthday wrapping paper with Happy Birthday written in a simple font placed randomly over the wrapping paper and surrounded but lots of multicoloured random doodles

Available from 22nd October
Happy Birthday Doodles Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 65)
A fridge magnet with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Available from 22nd October
Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 154)
Stupid twat August Card
£2.95 (RAN 62)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and pink text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Card
£2.95 (RAN 129)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads I try not to swear but I cunt

Available from 22nd October
I try not to swear Pen
£3.50 (PEN 79)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black text on one side reads I love (heart symbol) my dog

Available from 22nd October
I love my dog Pen
£3.50 (PEN 64)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting

Available from 22nd October
Bored Of This Meeting Pen
£3.50 (PEN 21)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Available from 22nd October
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen
£3.50 (PEN 06)

Available from 22nd October
New Day Same Old Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 112)

Available from 22nd October
Miss You Like Fuck Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 106)

Available from 22nd October
Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 08)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a big sack of toys
You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMX 247)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of two model snowmen and candy canes
Save 83%

Available from 22nd October
Merry Fucking Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 235)
A black gift wrap with a repeated picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Available from 22nd October
Shakespeare Quote Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 62)
Save 53%

Available from 22nd October
Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 £4.25 (DMW 16)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a smiling middle ages couple looking to camera
Arsehole with a Card
£2.95 (DMU 215)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son
Dad... Ask Your Mum Card
£2.95 (DMU 148)
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster
£3.25
A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre. Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off

Available from 22nd October
I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 203)
Save 82%

Available from 22nd October
May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 40)

Available from 22nd October
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Mug
£8.75 (DMM 29)
A mug with a retro style photo of a man pointing to a computer with a speech bubble saying ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ and a woman saying ‘Have you tried shoving it up your arse?’

Available from 22nd October
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Mug
£8.75 (DMM 14)

Available from 22nd October
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Mug
£8.75 (DMM 04)
A card with a retro-style photo of a man and woman at an office computer

Available from 22nd October
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 20)
A fridge magnet with two pictures on the front, a happy looking dog and an aloof looking cat

Available from 22nd October
Dogs and cats Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 144)

Available from 22nd October
Fuck Off Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 139)

Available from 22nd October
Santa Says Relax Badge
£2.00 (DMD 45)
A yellow badge reading I'm that slut from Grindr

Available from 22nd October
I'm That Slut From Grindr Badge
£2.00 (DMD 236)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold text in the middle reading Yasss Queen

Available from 22nd October
Yasss Queen Badge
£2.00 (DMD 231)
Sold Out

Available from 22nd October
Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95
A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit
Save 66%

Available from 22nd October
Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)
A coaster with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Available from 22nd October
Here's to another day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 225)
A very rude white badge with a red border and bold black text that reads Cunt alert

Available from 22nd October
Cunt alert Badge
£2.00 (DMD 352)

Available from 22nd October
Grumpy Cat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 178)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Rounded bold black text reads I love anal

Available from 22nd October
I love anal Pen
£3.50 (PEN 71)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love wanking

Available from 22nd October
I Love Wanking Pen
£3.50 (PEN 43)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo

Available from 22nd October
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen
£3.50 (PEN 29)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink
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Available from 22nd October
Today's Mood Pen
£3.50
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Pink text on one side reads Prosecco princess

Available from 22nd October
Prosecco Princess Pen
£3.50 (PEN 03)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Available from 22nd October
I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Pen
£3.50 (PEN 01)

Available from 22nd October
Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 21)
If This Card Offends You Card
£2.95 (GUM 28)

Available from 22nd October
Begins Housework. Thinks About Cock Instead Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 21)
A simple white postcard with a rounded lowercase bold black font in the middle that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them

Available from 22nd October
Only give fucks Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 140)
A pink postcard with the words Live Laugh Lick My Balls in simple yellow and white capital letters

Available from 22nd October
Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 126)

Available from 22nd October
Favourite Swear word Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 111)

Available from 22nd October
Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 110)
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of two middle aged women in the kitchen with an apron on
All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Card
£2.95 (DMZ 68)
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We Go Together Like My Penis and Your Vagina Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95
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Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 107)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a woman looking down at a man digging in her garden borders
Poking around in my bush Card
£2.95 (DMU 213)
A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman
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Available from 22nd October
I'm So Rich Coaster
£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling lady, against a dark pink ombre background

Available from 22nd October
You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 61)
A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please

Available from 22nd October
No Cunts Today Please Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 189)
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Let's Drink Jagerbombs Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 22)
A large lilac card with the words Sorry your're leaving Piss off then

Available from 22nd October
Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 15)
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Available from 22nd October
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet
£2.75
A fridge magnet with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background

Available from 22nd October
Please keep all the stupid people away Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 150)
A bright yellow badge with bold rounded deep pink and blue text that reads Never act your age

Available from 22nd October
Never act your age Badge
£2.00 (DMD 339)
A badge with a close up pattern of pink flowers overlayered with fancy rounded text that reads Fuck off

Available from 22nd October
Fuck off Badge
£2.00 (DMD 330)
A bright orange badge with capitalised pink rounded text that reads I take no shit and give no fucks

Available from 22nd October
Take no shit and give no fucks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 306)
This badge features text reading Too fabulous to give a fuck
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Available from 22nd October
Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge
£2.00

Available from 22nd October
Santa Isn't Real Badge
£2.00 (DMD 181)

Available from 22nd October
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 120)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 482)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smart woman smiling to camera in a stylish top against a deep red background
Happy Birthday Slut Bag Card
£2.95 (DMA 592)
A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of two young women in swimsuits standing on the beach, with one waving into the distance
Goodbye poor life choices Card
£2.95 (DMU 268)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of two glamourous women, one of whom is whispering into the others ear
Unpaid therapist Card
£2.95 (DMA 584)
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Available from 22nd October
Look Who's 21 Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 49)

Available from 22nd October
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 01)
A deep pink greeting card with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life
Toxic arseholes Card
£2.95 (RAN 162)
A funny retro birthday card featuring two young women both sitting in a hair parlour with their heads under dryers. One says It's my birthday to which the other replies I don't care
I Don't care Card
£2.95 (DMU 260)
A Christmas card with a photograph of a smiling young man with glasses wearing a snowman themed Christmas jumper. White text above him that he's pointing to reads Christmas jumper wanker
Christmas jumper wanker Card
£2.95 (DMX 350)
Black birthday wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove this gift up your arse surrounded by pastel multicoloured dots

Available from 22nd October
Shove this gift up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 66)
A white coaster with text in a black circle at the top reads Can't work out what my favourite swear is today. A list below reads Bitchtits, Shitnubbin, Arsebadger, Thundercunt, Pigeon Dick, Fuckadoodle, Cuntpuddle, Cum Dumpster, Fuck Trumpet, Cocky

Available from 22nd October
Favourite swear word Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 241)
A bright yellow badge with bold square capital letters that read Not dead yet.

Available from 22nd October
Not dead yet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 350)
A black Valentines card with white, pink and red text that reads We go together like poppers and lube
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.95 (DMV 146)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name really old Card
£2.95 (RAN 72)
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Inspirational Quote Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 69)
A Massive dickhead July Card
£2.95 (RAN 61)
A plain white greeting card with plain black text in the middle that reads Fuck cancer
Fuck cancer Card
£2.95 (RAN 136)
A birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Happy Birthday and surrounded by loads of colourful doodle patterns
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Available from 22nd October
Happy doodles Card
£1.00 £2.95
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Available from 22nd October
Not A Morning Person Pen
£3.50 (PEN 36)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on the side reads I love my cats

Available from 22nd October
I Love My Cats Pen
£3.50 (PEN 23)
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Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 32)
National Dickhead Awareness Day Card
£2.95 (GUM 11)

Available from 22nd October
Hello You Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 84)
A simple salmon pink postcard with bold rounded deep pink text that reads Seize the day and underneath in smaller white text Tomorrow

Available from 22nd October
Seize the day Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 141)
A postcard with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre

Available from 22nd October
Good Vibes Only Inspirational Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 122)

Available from 22nd October
Live Laugh Love And Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 102)
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Available from 22nd October
Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)
A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk
Let Me Put You On Hold Card
£2.95 (DMU 38)
A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen
Call was important to us Card
£2.95 (DMU 235)
A coaster with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Available from 22nd October
Shakespeare Quote Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 202)
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Available from 22nd October
Alexa, Send Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 173)
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Available from 22nd October
You're a Massive Bellend Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 150)

Available from 22nd October
Fuck Bollocks Wank Mug
£8.75 (DMM 03)

Available from 22nd October
Fancy A Tit Wank? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 48)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads Merry whatever arsehole

Available from 22nd October
Merry whatever arsehole Badge
£2.00 (DMD 334)
A dark purple badge with rounded multicolour text that reads Bloody amazing human being

Available from 22nd October
Bloody amazing human Badge
£2.00 (DMD 322)
This badge features black text reading I don't have the energy for people today on a white hexagon surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern

Available from 22nd October
I don't have the energy for people today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 290)
A badge reading Trust me I'm a unicorn

Available from 22nd October
Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge
£2.00 (DMD 252)