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A fridge magnet with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 155)

A rainbow Valentines card with white text that reads Happy Valentine's Gay

Happy Valentine's Gay Card

£2.95 (DMV 145)

A birthday card with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do

Failing at life Card

£2.95 (DMA 538)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture of a woman smiling using an exercising bike

I hate exercising Card

£2.95 (DMU 214)

A black badge with multicoloured text reading Do epic shit!

Do Epic Shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 285)

Fancy A Snog This Badge

£2.00 (DMD 102)

Total Slag Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 115)

A red Valentines card with white and orange rounded lowercase text reading Live laugh Lick my balls

Live Laugh Lick my Balls Valentines Card

£2.95 (RAN 93)

A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers

Cute Couple Card

£2.95 (RAN 84)

Massive dickheads January Card

£2.95 (RAN 55)

A bright pink gay birthday card featuring a cute illustration of two guys with rainbow apparel and waving a classic pride flag

Pride guys Card

£2.95 (RAN 104)

Pretty Fucking Gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 05)

Fabulous Gayness Card

£2.95 (RAN 04)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Pen

£3.50 (PEN 78)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

I hate everyone Pen

£3.50 (PEN 73)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

I take no shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 65)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Text on one side reads What can I fuck up today?

What Can I Fuck Up Today? Pen

£3.50 (PEN 27)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 33)

Eye Spy With My Little Eye Card

£2.95 (GUM 14)

A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border

Can't Even Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)

Are You A Knob Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 89)

Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 87)

Silly Budgies Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 83)

Bitch Please Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 49)

Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 34)

A black postcard dotted with multicoloured pastel spots. Bold white angled text in the middle reads Shove this postcard up your arse

Shove this up your arse Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 133)

A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background

Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 120)

Bitch I'm Fabulous Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 07)

You Big Man Whore Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 06)

A bright turquoise birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Epic icon 80

Epic icon 80 Card

£2.95 (DMY 11)

A bright turquoise birthday card with red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Look who's 21

Look who's 21 Card

£2.95 (DMY 03)

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a woman with her fingers in her ears. She is surrounded by rounded pastel coloured text that reads Christmas, Shopping, Parties, Snow, Family, Decs etc

Fingers in ears Card

£2.95 (DMX 323)

A Christmas Card with a picture of Santa Claus at his desk

Happy new normal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)

A funny Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a woman dressed as an elf

I'm dreaming of shite Card

£2.95 (DMX 295)

LGBTQ+ wrapping paper with the progress pride flag repeated top to bottom and side to side

Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 61)

A birthday wrapping paper with the tiled repeated patter of a smiling middle aged man and above each picture red and blue text reads World's best arsehole

World's best arsehole Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 54)

Wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of two tipsy men drinking alcohol repeated across the entire paper

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 29)

Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 79)

A pink Valentine's Day card featuring white and red text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic wonderful wife

Wonderful wife Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 135)

A pink Valentine's Day card featuring white and red text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic gorgeous girlfriend

Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 133)

Can we just screw rude Valentines card

£2.95 (DMV 129)

Send Nudes Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 118)

A birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man and woman and the woman looking happy and content

That thing with your wallet Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 219)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 194)

Biggest Bellend Award Card

£2.95 (DMU 179)

I'm Getting Wasted Card

£2.95 (DMU 142)

A bright yellow coaster with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

I hate everyone Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 215)

A coaster with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man in a smart suit against a red background

Old Bastard Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 192)

A coaster with a glamorous looking woman in a big red hat

Used to be a people person Coaster

Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 170)

A coaster with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 131)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling teacher sitting at his desk in front of a blackboard

You Sir Are A Knob Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 121)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

A large dark blue card with the words Sorry you’re leaving

Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 13)

A large bright pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday!

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 11)

Menu Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 85)

A fridge magnet with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 148)

Yasss Queen Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 134)

Fuck You Arsehole Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 126)

Smell Of Wee Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 113)

A striped card in alternating shades of blue with a vintage style photo of a middle aged man

Happy Birthday You Old Bugger Card

£2.95 (DME 54)

Gay Mafia Badge

£2.00 (DMD 35)

A bright coloured badge with a rainbow coloured pattern from the centre. Black outlined rounded white text reads Fucking fabulous

Fucking Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 305)

This badge has the pattern of the progress pride flag

Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 296)

This badge features bold black lower case text reading Fancy the pub?

Fancy the pub? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 292)

This Christmas badge features simple white text that reads Bollocks! It's that Christmas again.

Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge

£2.00 (DMD 288)

A red badge with white text reading Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues Badge

£2.00 (DMD 278)

Make The Yuletide Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 269)

This badge reads Hello my name is sick of your shit

Hello My Name Is Badge

£2.00 (DMD 257)

I white badge reading I love cats

I Love My Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 255)

A white badge reading Have you had your wank today? in black

Had You Wank Today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 254)

A funny badge about having an epic poo

I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 214)

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

£2.00 (DMD 17)

£2.00 (DMD 16)

£2.00 (DMD 124)

You Big Twunt Badge

£2.00 (DMD 114)

Fuck Santa Badge

£2.00 (DMD 104)

A birthday card with a retro image of two women presenting another excited one with a big birthday cake

Screw the diet Card

£2.95 (DMA 512)

A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!

Dad's are the best Card

£2.95 (DMA 507)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.95 (DMA 346)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 308)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man sat at desk in front of blackboard

You Sir Are A Knob Card

£2.95 (DMA 232)

A Funny Fathers Day for a great step dad

Happy awesome Step Dad day Card

£2.95 (DAD 57)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling wholesome looking woman standing in front of and behind the following text I'm just a fucking potty mouth and this card is exactly the same

Potty mouth Card

£2.95 (DMA 600)

A funny bright pink birthday card with bold deep yellow text that reads I took great pleasure in farting inside this card

Farting inside this Card

£2.95 (DBA 02)

A funny LGBTQ+ birthday cards with rainbow coloured text in white blocks against a rainbow background that reads Happy birthday from the gays

Happy Birthday from the gays Card

£2.95 (RAN 178)

A funny illustrated birthday card based on spot the difference

Let's play spot the difference Card

£2.95 (RAN 177)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a cute dog wearing a party hat surrounded by balloons and streamers

Are there treats Card

£2.95 (DMA 590)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

A black birthday card covered with multicoloured spots. Bold white text in the middle reads The gays do love a birthday

The gays do love a birthday Card

£2.95 (RAN 166)

A funny retro birthday card featuring two men in fencing costumes drawing their swords at each other. One says You could just offer to pay for a round instead of resorting to this

Fencing guys Card

£2.95 (DMU 262)

A plain white coaster with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 235)

A black fridge magnet featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 157)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Pen

£3.50 (PEN 88)

A plain white badge with simple black and brown capitalised text that reads I always poo on work time

I always poo on work time Badge

£2.00 (DMD 361)

A bright red and white badge with green and white rounded text that reads Merry Christmas Screw the diet.

Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge

£2.00 (DMD 349)

A rude badge with a floral border surrounded a white circle with black text that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself

I try not to swear Badge

£2.00 (DMD 345)

40% Gin 60% Sass 100% Unicorn Card

£2.95 (GUM 29)

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 164)

A funny birthday card suitable for a stupid brother

Even stupid brothers deserve a Birthday card

£2.95 (POP 01)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Best boss ever Pen

£3.50 (PEN 80)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat

TikTok Twat Pen

£3.50 (PEN 47)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards

£5.99 (MUL 45)

Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 23)

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem You Stupid Card

£2.95 (GUM 24)

A dark pink birthday card with the words OMG! You’re 16

OMG! You're 16 Card

£2.95 (DSS 47)

A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

The Gays Got Married Card

£2.95 (DRO 23)

Can't Even Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 96)

£1.15 (DPO 92)

Yasss Queen Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 90)

OMG! WTF! LOl! Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 22)

£1.15 (DPO 107)

A bold purple birthday card with blue, red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 29 again

You're 29 again Card

£2.95 (DMY 04)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 32)

A simple white Valentine's Day Card featuring rounded red and pink text that reads You know that feeling i get when I see a big plate of chips? You give me that too

Big plate of chips Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 139)

Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card

£2.95 (DMV 128)

A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man and woman with their faces stuck together

You're stuck with me Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 225)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of worried looking man answering the phone

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMU 199)

A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

A coaster with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Pissed in the pool Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 207)

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug

£8.75 (DMM 02)

A yellow card with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman in the corner of the card

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 14)

It Must Be True Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 79)

Sophisticated Elegant Classy Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 115)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 112)

A bold deep pink badge with has capitalised white text outlined in black that reads Bum chum

£2.00 (DMD 98)

I'm Here For The Piss Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 49)

A yellow badge with bold rounded text that reads I hate everyone

I hate everyone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 328)

This black badge features white capital text reading I hate my boss

I Hate My Boss Badge

£2.00 (DMD 283)

A green badge with white text reading Did I tell you I was vegan?

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Badge

£2.00 (DMD 274)

A funny rude badge with white text reading porn star

Porn Star Badge

£2.00 (DMD 238)

Another Fucking Offensive Badge

£2.00 (DMD 227)

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 202)

Xmas Is So Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 154)

I Hate My Job Badge

£2.00 (DMD 14)

Office Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 12)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera. Above him in an angled white bar red and blue text reads World's best arsehole

World's Best Arsehole Card

£2.95 (DMA 467)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card

£2.95 (DMA 309)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

A dark blue Father's Day card with rounded white and pastel purple text that reads 50% farts, 40% beer, 10% bad jokes 100% Dad

£2.95 (DAD 59)

A Fathers Day card with text reading Dad I'm such a dick and yet you still love me

Dad I'm such a dick Card

£2.95 (DAD 52)

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1950s picture of a smiling woman in a circus costume holding a blank white placard

All the fucks I give Card

£2.95 (DMU 275)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a young glamourous woman in a nightdress waking up against a pink background

Never too early for champagne Card

£2.95 (DMU 274)

A Christmas card with a cute picture of a model elf sitting on a sleigh within a snowy scene

Another Fucking Offensive Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 255)

A bright yellow novelty mug with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

I hate everyone Mug

£8.75 (DMM 43)

A novelty mug with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font

£8.75 (DMM 39)

A coaster featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, I'm this gay

Yes, I'm that gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 236)

An LGBTQ+ coaster with the intersex progress pride flag banner

Intersex progress pride flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 224)

A funny salmon pink badge with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow

Seize the day tomorrow Badge

£2.00 (DMD 360)

A black badge with rounded white lettering that reads Fresh out of fucks

Fresh out of fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 358)

A white badge with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion

Graphic design is my passion Badge

£2.00 (DMD 356)

A dark pink badge with rounded yellow text that reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Another day of dealing Badge

£2.00 (DMD 353)

A dark blue badge with rounded white text that reads Be more dog

Be More Dog Badge

£2.00 (DMD 341)

A birthday card featuring a retro illustration of a smiling man riding a sledge over a rainbow in space. Multicoloured rounded text above him reads You may not be as gay as this but at least you're trying

You may not be as gay as this Card

£2.95 (RAN 147)

A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a young girl playing at a piano while her mother looks on and the father sits in the background

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 248)

A Mother's Day card with a 1970s picture of a exhausted mother sitting down with her feet up on a sofa

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 476)

Give Me Chocolate Then Piss Off Badge

£2.00 (DMD 34)

A bold white greeting card with a a bold colourful rainbow with bold rounded text underneath that reads Happy Pride

Happy Pride LGBTQ+ Card

£2.95 (RAN 96)

A white birthday card with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Card

£2.95 (RAN 90)

A black Christmas card with alternating red, white and green rounded text reading We wish you a merry fuckmas

Merry Fuckmas Card

£2.95 (RAN 89)

Biggest bellend June Card

£2.95 (RAN 60)

Huge knobhead April Card

£2.95 (RAN 58)

A simple Fathers Day card asking if fancies the pub

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I give no fucks

I give no fucks Pen

£3.50 (PEN 66)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch

Office Bitch Pen

£3.50 (PEN 63)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Do epic shit!

Do Epic Shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 51)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£3.50 (PEN 33)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink

£3.50 (PEN 15)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Office Wanker Pen

£3.50 (PEN 10)

A bright yellow Mother's Day card with rounded pink, blue and white text that reads Mum! Mum! Mum! Feed me Happy mother's Day

Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 61)

Wanking in a Winter Wonderland Clearance Pack x 12 Cards

£5.99 (MUL 42)

Birthdays Are A Load Of Old Shit Card

£2.95 (GUM 26)

A bold pink birthday card with the words ‘Fantastic 30’ in capitalised blue and white chunky font

Fantastic 30 Card

£2.95 (DSS 50)

A deep pink congratulations card with the words Well done you passed

Well Done You Passed Congratulations Card

Complete Tosser Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 81)

Gay Is The New Black Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 62)

Hello You Big Knob Head Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 63)

Tries To Act Butch Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 20)

A bold rainbow patterned postcard with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Sounds gay I'm in Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 136)

A rude bright yellow postcard with alternating deep pink and blue rounded text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 129)

Alexa, Send Wine Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 105)

A bright yellow birthday card with pink, purple and white rounded letters that reads Super duper 70

Super duper 70 Card

£2.95 (DMY 10)

A bright blue birthday card with yellow, red and white rounded letters that read Fun begins at 40

Fun begins at 40 Card

£2.95 (DMY 07)

A bright red birthday card with blue, orange and white rounded letters that read You're finally 18

You're finally 18 Card

£2.95 (DMY 02)

Bright wrapping paper with a spiral of rainbow colours and the words ‘Love is love’, ‘Yasss queen’ and ‘Totally gay’ in capitalised white, 3D bubble font

Totally Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 42)

A birthday card with 1960s photo of a middle aged man with his finger to his mouth making a shh noise

Really really old Card

£2.95 (DMU 227)

A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a family sitting down to dinner

Smelt that fart Card

£2.95 (DMU 201)

A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font

Big Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 64)

A coaster with a picture of a smiling elderly standing on a surfboard on the beach

Old enough to know better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 210)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 183)

You Should The Length Of My Commute Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 30)

I Need A Poo Mug

£8.75 (DMM 27)

You're Fucking Awesome - Keep It Up! Mug

£8.75 (DMM 22)

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 99)

A rectangular fridge magnet with the classic six colour rainbow flag pattern

Rainbow Flag Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 90)

A fridge magnet with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera

Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 143)

Hands up! if you're drunk Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 140)

I Spy With My Little Eye Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 130)

Help! Please Send Wine Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 120)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 110)

Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 107)

Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 105)

Rainbow Flag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 99)

Trolley Dolly Badge

£2.00 (DMD 71)

Union Jack Badge

£2.00 (DMD 73)

I Love Muff Diving Badge

£2.00 (DMD 55)

A dark pink and cyane badge with slanted text reading the pronouns She Her

She / Her Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 304)

A pale pink and blue badge with slanted text reading the pronouns They Them

They / Them Pronouns LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 302)

This badge features a rainbow and black text above reading Have a nice gay

Have A Nice Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 281)

This badge features a picture of loo roll reading I survived the great loo roll shortage of 2020

I Survived The Loo Roll Shortage Badge

£2.00 (DMD 279)

A funny badge about satisfying farts

Satisfying Fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 248)

A bright light green badge with white horror dripping text with a black outline that reads Creepy weirdo

Creepy Weirdo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 235)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Badge

£2.00 (DMD 18)

Clowns Scare Me Badge

£2.00 (DMD 179)

Kiss My Furry Muff Badge

£2.00 (DMD 176)

I Love Gays Badge

£2.00 (DMD 15)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Badge

£2.00 (DMD 148)

This light pink badge has simple childish white lettering in the middle that reads Baby on board

Baby On Board Badge

£2.00 (DMD 118)

The Gay Boys Are Taking Over Badge

£2.00 (DMD 110)

I Love Geeks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 106)

A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an annoying sister

Most annoying Sister Card

£2.95 (DMA 452)

A funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a dad standing at a barbeque

Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 439)

A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk

You're Not TikTok Famous Card

£2.95 (DMA 431)

A birthday card featuring a man with a cardboard box on his head

Happy Birthday Like This Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 425)

A greeting card with a photo of a unicorn in front of a magical castle

Your Pet Unicorn Card

£2.95 (DMA 180)

A funny Fathers Day Card asking for Dad to lend some cash

Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad

£2.95 (DAD 58)

A Fathers Day card about father and son

Like Father Like Son Card

£2.95 (DAD 48)

A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out

Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card

£2.95 (DAD 35)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a parading woman in a smart cabaret outfit holding her top hat against a blue background

Drinking since breakfast Card

£2.95 (DMA 599)

A funny birthday card with a 1960s picture of two young women closely whispering to each other in front of a purple background

No idea how this adult thing works Card

£2.95 (DMU 271)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling middle aged man in a smart suit. White and purple text above him reads Happy birthday from one creaky old fart to another

Creaky old Fart Card

£2.95 (DMA 597)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a suit against a deep blue background. White text reads Happy birthday cock face

Happy Birthday Cock Face Card

£2.95 (DMA 591)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man with glasses and a suit standing in front of a bold colour pattern

Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card

£2.95 (DMA 589)

A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt

Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 92)

A white Valentine's Card featuring rounded red and pink text in the middle that reads I really fucking love you

I really fucking love you Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 141)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Black and red text reads The problem with some people is they're cunts

The problem with some people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 95)

A rainbow Valentine's day card with simple rounded white text that reads I love you in a gay way

Love You in a gay way Card

£2.95 (DMV 153)

A light blue birthday card with red and black text in a white box at the top that reads Happy birthday from. Options listed below are as follows

Happy birthday from Card

£2.95 (RAN 169)

A funny birthday card with a rainbow pattern emanating out from a white circle in the middle with back and multi-coloured text inside that reads Happy birthday super gay

Happy birthday super gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 165)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a majorette outfit in front of a rainbow starburst pattern

Let's party Card

£2.95 (DMA 583)

A funny card featuring a retro picture of an excited housewife jumping for joy

Happy Mum day Card

£2.95 (DMA 578)

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