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Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 349)
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Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!
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Alexa, Send Wine Pen
£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 32)
Fuck Work Badge
£2.00 (DMD 23)
I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Badge
£2.00 (DMD 164)
Fancy A Snog This Badge
£2.00 (DMD 102)
Enormous wankers February Card
£2.95 (RAN 56)
Happy LGBTQI+ Card
£2.95 (RAN 06)
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Yasss Queen Gay Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 01)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email
Could have been an email Pen
£3.50 (PEN 84)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever
Best boss ever Pen
£3.50 (PEN 80)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude
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Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen
£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)
Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 61)
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Mums good looks funny Mother's day card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 25)
Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You Card
£2.95 (DSS 76)
Are You A Knob Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 89)
Bitch Please Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 49)
You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 45)
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 120)
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You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 32)
Wonderful wife Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 135)
Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 133)
Cup of wine Card
£2.95 (DMU 240)
What are we looking at Card
£2.95 (DMU 238)
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Bank of Dad Card for Dad
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)
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My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)
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Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)
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Being A Useless Tosser Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 131)
Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 13)
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 148)
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Fridge Magnet Rude
£2.75 (DMG 114)
Smell Of Wee Fridge Magnet Funny
£2.75 (DMG 113)
Rug Muncher Badge
£2.00 (DMD 53)
Lube me up! Badge
£2.00 (DMD 295)
Today Is A Lovely Day Badge
£2.00 (DMD 256)
I Love Tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 22)
I Shit Rainbows Badge
£2.00 (DMD 126)
ISuck Badge
£2.00 (DMD 123)
Screw the diet Card
£2.95 (DMA 512)
Dad shed Card
£2.95 (DMA 508)
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 478)
Mum Is On The Gin Again Card
£2.95 (DMA 346)
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Less Of A Let Down Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)
Putrid old slag bag Card
£2.95 (DMU 283)
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Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card
£1.00 £2.95 (POP 19)
Young at heart Card
£2.95 (DBA 08)
A bold and funny personalisable card featuring a huge red heart on a black background, with white rounded text inside that reads “I bloody love you name.”
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I bloody love you Card
£3.50 (WEB 42)
You're how old male Card
£2.95 (RAN 186)
I really really etc love you Card
£2.95 (DMV 166)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat
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Personalised You're a twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 26)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!
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Merry Christmas you big lush Card
£3.50 (WEB 23)
Merry Christmas to my rotten ungrateful family multipack
Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 58)
Too much prosecco Card
£2.95 (DMX 358)
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Happy valentine's day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 160)
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I love you Card
£1.00 £2.95
Nosey cunt Mug
£8.75 (DMM 42)
We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 23)
Welcome to middle age Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 155)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time
I always poo on work time Pen
£3.50 (PEN 88)
No idea what I'm doing Badge
£2.00 (DMD 363)
Happy Dad Day Card
£2.95 (DAD 66)
Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend Card
£2.95 (DSS 32)
Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£2.95 (RAN 131)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone
I hate everyone Pen
£3.50 (PEN 73)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat
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TikTok Twat Pen
£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 47)
Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card
£2.95 (MUM 35)
Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 45)
Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 23)
Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card
£2.95 (DSS 70)
OMG! You're 16 Card
£2.95 (DSS 47)
Can't Even Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 96)
Yasss Queen Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 90)
Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 34)
Shove this up your arse Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 133)
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We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 234)
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 29)
Happy Birthday Cocksucker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 12)
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Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 115)
Little People Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 169)
I hate everyone Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 215)
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Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster
£1.25 £3.25
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I Love London Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)
I Need A Poo Mug
£8.75 (DMM 27)
So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 19)
Menu Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 85)
I Spy With My Little Eye Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 130)
Fuck You Arsehole Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 126)
You Sir are a Knob Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 119)
Jagerbombs Card
£2.95 (DME 24)
Fancy A Shag Badge
£2.00 (DMD 37)
Hello I'm gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 336)
Fancy the pub? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 292)
I Hate My Boss Badge
£2.00 (DMD 283)
I Can't See Badge
£2.00 (DMD 273)
Make The Yuletide Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 269)
Mums Kick Ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 200)
Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge
£2.00 (DMD 149)
Most Annoying Brother Award Card
£2.95 (DMA 422)
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Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)
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Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)
Born to be Wild Card
£2.95 (PUL 18)
Keep going keep going Card
£2.95 (DMU 284)
On your marks Card
£2.95 (DMA 620)
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Do epic shit Card
£1.00 £2.95 (POP 16)
Mid life crisis Card
£2.95 (PUL 15)
Happy cake day Card
£2.95 (DBA 12)
Sit on the toilet at 11:59 Card
£2.95 (DBA 10)
A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I'm not sayhing you're old but if you werew milk I'd sniff you firs
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I'm not saying you're old Card
£3.50 (WEB 19)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro 1980s yearbook photo of a young man with a thin moustache and classic mullet
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Wayne was a wanker card
£3.50 (WEB 02)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party
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Christmas piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 33)
Treat yourself to some anal Badge
£2.00 (DMD 378)
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To my valentine Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 161)
Fencing guys Card
£2.95 (DMU 262)
I always poo on work time Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 235)
We're fucked Badge
£2.00 (DMD 362)
I always poo on work time Badge
£2.00 (DMD 361)
Happy Valentine's Gay Card
£2.95 (DMV 145)
I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 545)
Failing at life Card
£2.95 (DMA 538)
First class honours Card
£2.95 (DMA 536)
Hip Hip Hooray Card
£2.95 (GUM 32)
Cute Couple Card
£2.95 (RAN 84)
Biggest bellend June Card
£2.95 (RAN 60)
Fabulous Gayness Card
£2.95 (RAN 04)
Even stupid brothers deserve a Birthday card
£2.95 (POP 01)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Text on one side reads What can I fuck up today?
What Can I Fuck Up Today? Pen
£3.50 (PEN 27)
Happy Entitled Millennial Snowflake Birthday birthday Card
£2.95 (GUM 30)
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No Wine Inside This Card Card
£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)
Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 87)
Post Me Somewhere Nice Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 85)
Gay Is The New Black Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 62)
This Is Your Minimalist Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 48)
OMG Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 107)
Epic icon 80 Card
£2.95 (DMY 11)
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I Want To Spoon You So Hard Valentines Card
£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 97)
Can we just screw rude Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 129)
Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card
£2.95 (DMV 128)
Send Nudes Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 118)
Sounds gay I'm in Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 217)
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I Foresee Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)
Old Bastard Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 192)
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You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster
£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 154)
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I Love Wine Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)
I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 117)
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug
£8.75 (DMM 02)
Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 11)
You May Not Be As Gay As This Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 68)
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See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet
£2.75
Happy Birthday You Old Bugger Card
£2.95 (DME 54)
I'm Here For The Piss Up Badge
£2.00 (DMD 49)
Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Badge
£2.00 (DMD 40)
Hello My Name Is Badge
£2.00 (DMD 257)
I Love My Cats Badge
£2.00 (DMD 255)
Had You Wank Today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 254)
Satisfying Fart Badge
£2.00 (DMD 248)
Another Fucking Offensive Badge
£2.00 (DMD 227)
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Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge
£2.00
Xmas Is So Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 154)
Gay Icon Badge
£2.00 (DMD 124)
Dad's are the best Card
£2.95 (DMA 507)
World's Best Arsehole Card
£2.95 (DMA 467)
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 308)
Dad I'm such a dick Card
£2.95 (DAD 52)
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Dad You're The Best Mum Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)
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Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)
Just one more drink Card
£2.95 (PUL 21)
The case of the missing youth Card
£2.95 (PUL 20)
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It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 373)
A funny red birthday card with bold yellowm and white text that reads Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person, that's £200 off for a family of four. Oh, and happy birthday
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Jet2 Holiday Card
£3.50 (WEB 06)
Crazy cat lady Card
£2.95 (PUL 07)
You're the fucker who's 40 Card
£2.95 (RAN 189)
Everything gets harder Card
£2.95 (DMA 610)
A funny personalisable red and green Christmas card that reads I got you a Christmas card - Name - What more do youn want?
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I got you a Card
£3.50 (WEB 36)
A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a smiling photo of Jesus overlaid with white text that reads Name All the best people have their Birthday at Christmas
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All the best people Card
£3.50 (WEB 34)
A funny personalisable simple white birthday card with black text that reads Name - This is the shittest birthday card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 30)
A funny personalisable simple white Christmas card with black, green and red text that reads Name - This is the shittest Christmas card you'll get
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Shittest Card
£3.50 (WEB 29)
A funny greeting card with a kitsch 1950s illustration of a cowboy riding a horse overlaid with bold white western text that reads Save a horse ride a cowboy
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Save a horse Card
£3.50 (WEB 13)
A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...
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Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card
£3.50 (WEB 12)
Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 71)
Merry fuck you Badge
£2.00 (DMD 375)
Drinking since breakfast Card
£2.95 (DMA 599)
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
Let's party Card
£2.95 (DMA 583)
The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 157)
I try not to swear Badge
£2.00 (DMD 345)
You may not be as gay as this Card
£2.95 (RAN 147)
How is my recital Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMU 248)
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I hate exercising Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 214)
Do Epic Shit Badge
£2.00 (DMD 285)
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Dad, fancy the pub? Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)
Pride guys Card
£2.95 (RAN 104)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit
I take no shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 65)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink
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Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen
£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 22)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.
Office Wanker Pen
£3.50 (PEN 10)
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Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)
Big Gay Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 14)
Birthdays Are A Load Of Old Shit Card
£2.95 (GUM 26)
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem You Stupid Card
£2.95 (GUM 24)
Eye Spy With My Little Eye Card
£2.95 (GUM 14)
Tofu eating wokerati Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 135)
Alexa, Send Wine Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 105)
Super duper 70 Card
£2.95 (DMY 10)
You're 29 again Card
£2.95 (DMY 04)
Look who's 21 Card
£2.95 (DMY 03)
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Happy new normal Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)
Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 61)
Alexa send wine Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 49)
Big plate of chips Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 139)
You're stuck with me Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMU 225)
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Cute doodles Coaster
£1.25 £3.25
Pissed in the pool Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 207)
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I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster
£3.25
Fuck Off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 185)
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 14)
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 99)
Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 143)
May This Day Be Filled With Joy Fridge Magnet Funny
£2.75 (DMG 112)
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 105)
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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DME 53)
Bum Chum Badge
£2.00 (DMD 98)
Gay Mafia Badge
£2.00 (DMD 35)
I hate everyone Badge
£2.00 (DMD 328)
Fucking Fabulous Badge
£2.00 (DMD 305)
She / Her Pronouns Badge
£2.00 (DMD 304)
Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 (DMD 296)
Daddy Issues Badge
£2.00 (DMD 278)
I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 214)
How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge
£2.00 (DMD 202)
Muscle Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 193)
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge
£2.00 (DMD 187)
Master Badge
£2.00 (DMD 16)
Bored And Horny Badge
£2.00 (DMD 136)
You Big Twunt Badge
£2.00 (DMD 114)
Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad
£2.95 (DAD 58)
Happy awesome Step Dad day Card
£2.95 (DAD 57)
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.95 (DAD 35)
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An apple a day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 539)
Waited all day for that fart Card
£2.95 (PUL 24)
Lushes with hot flushes Card
£2.95 (DMA 616)
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Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)
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World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster
£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)
Laugh, fart, sneeze and wee Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 76)
Not shit yourself today Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 168)
Being this fabulous was easy Card
£2.95 (PUL 16)
It's the besties birthday Card
£2.95 (PUL 09)
Blah blah bday etc Card
£2.95 (DBA 07)
Don't be greedy Card
£2.95 (DBA 06)
A funny personalisable card featuring a bold red background with chunky white text that reads “I love you name even if you are massive bellend.”
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I love you bellend Card
£3.50 (WEB 41)