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Old fart club Card

£2.95 (DMA 499)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 430)

Most Annoying Brother Award Card

£2.95 (DMA 422)

Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMA 414)

With Age Comes Wisdom Card

£2.95 (DMA 351)

Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card

£2.95 (DAD 53)

Born to be Wild Card

£2.95 (PUL 18)

Lushes with hot flushes Card

£2.95 (DMA 616)

Happy cake day Card

£2.95 (DBA 12)

Young at heart Card

£2.95 (DBA 08)

A brilliantly cheeky Valentine’s card featuring a smirking man in a suit pointing at himself against a rich red backdrop

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Biggest dick in Card

£3.50 (WEB 44)

Difference between you and a cockerel Card

£2.95 (RAN 183)

A funny greeting card with a kitsch 1950s illustration of a cowboy riding a horse overlaid with bold white western text that reads Save a horse ride a cowboy

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Save a horse Card

£3.50 (WEB 13)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s photo of a smiling woman in a striped shirt with a big beehive haircut

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Avoid candles on the Birthday cake Card

£3.50 (WEB 07)

Elves pay rise Card

£2.95 (DMX 365)

Hail Satan Card

£2.95 (RAN 175)

Happy Birthday Hot Stuff Card

£2.95 (DMA 589)

Available from 10th September

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

Available from 10th September

£8.75 (DMM 39)

Available from 10th September

Full time cunt Mug

£8.75 (DMM 34)

The man in the shop Card

£2.95 (RAN 156)

Available from 10th September

Jizzed in your tea Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 240)

Available from 10th September

No idea what I'm doing Badge

£2.00 (DMD 363)

Available from 10th September

Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge

£2.00 (DMD 349)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Available from 10th September

Alexa, Send Wine Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 32)

Available from 10th September

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Badge

£2.00 (DMD 164)

Available from 10th September

Fancy A Snog This Badge

£2.00 (DMD 102)

Enormous wankers February Card

£2.95 (RAN 56)

Happy LGBTQI+ Card

£2.95 (RAN 06)

Even stupid brothers deserve a Birthday card

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email

Available from 10th September

Could have been an email Pen

£3.50 (PEN 84)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black ands red text reads Best boss ever

Available from 10th September

Best boss ever Pen

£3.50 (PEN 80)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude

Available from 10th September

Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 33)

Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 61)

Available from 10th September

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Available from 10th September

Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 25)

Available from 10th September

Bitch Please Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 49)

Available from 10th September

Shove this up your arse Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 133)

Available from 10th September

Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 120)

Available from 10th September

We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 234)

Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 133)

Available from 10th September

Kick You Out Of Bed For Farting Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 115)

Available from 10th September

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)

Available from 10th September

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

Available from 10th September

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 154)

Available from 10th September

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 131)

Available from 10th September

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

Available from 10th September

I Need A Poo Mug

£8.75 (DMM 27)

Available from 10th September

Sorry You're Leaving (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 13)

Available from 10th September

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 148)

Available from 10th September

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Fridge Magnet Rude

£2.75 (DMG 114)

Available from 10th September

Smell Of Wee Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 113)

Jagerbombs Card

£2.95 (DME 24)

Available from 10th September

Hello I'm gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 336)

Available from 10th September

Lube me up! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 295)

Available from 10th September

Fancy the pub? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 292)

Available from 10th September

I Can't See Badge

£2.00 (DMD 273)

Available from 10th September

Today Is A Lovely Day Badge

£2.00 (DMD 256)

Available from 10th September

I Love Tits Badge

£2.00 (DMD 22)

Screw the diet Card

£2.95 (DMA 512)

£2.95 (DMA 508)

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 478)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.95 (DMA 346)

Available from 10th September

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

Available from 10th September

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

You don't look a day over knackered Card

£2.95 (DPP 06)

Waited all day for that fart Card

£2.95 (PUL 24)

A funny red birthday card with bold yellowm and white text that reads Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person, that's £200 off for a family of four. Oh, and happy birthday

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Jet2 Holiday Card

£3.50 (WEB 06)

Sit on the toilet at 11:59 Card

£2.95 (DBA 10)

A bold and funny personalisable card featuring a huge red heart on a black background, with white rounded text inside that reads “I bloody love you name.”

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I bloody love you Card

£3.50 (WEB 42)

Available from 10th September

Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 71)

Merry Christmas to my rotten ungrateful family multipack

Available from 10th September

Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards

£5.99 (MUL 58)

Too much prosecco Card

£2.95 (DMX 358)

Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card

£2.95 (DMU 273)

Available from 10th September

To my valentine Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 161)

Available from 10th September

Happy valentine's day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 160)

Available from 10th September

I love you Card

Available from 10th September

£8.75 (DMM 42)

Available from 10th September

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 235)

Available from 10th September

The Moaning Lisa Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 157)

Available from 10th September

Welcome to middle age Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 155)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black and brown text reads I always poo on work time

Available from 10th September

I always poo on work time Pen

£3.50 (PEN 88)

I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 545)

Happy Dad Day Card

£2.95 (DAD 66)

Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend Card

£2.95 (DSS 32)

Available from 10th September

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone

Available from 10th September

I hate everyone Pen

£3.50 (PEN 73)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat

Available from 10th September

TikTok Twat Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 47)

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card

£2.95 (MUM 35)

Available from 10th September

Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards

£5.99 (MUL 45)

Available from 10th September

Office Emergency Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 23)

Birthdays Are A Load Of Old Shit Card

£2.95 (GUM 26)

Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card

£2.95 (DSS 70)

OMG! You're 16 Card

£2.95 (DSS 47)

Available from 10th September

Can't Even Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 96)

Available from 10th September

Yasss Queen Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 90)

Available from 10th September

Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 34)

Available from 10th September

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 29)

Available from 10th September

Happy Birthday Cocksucker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 12)

Available from 10th September

I Want To Spoon You So Hard Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 97)

Little People Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 169)

Available from 10th September

I hate everyone Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 215)

Available from 10th September

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

Available from 10th September

I Love London Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 24)

Available from 10th September

So Long Farewell AufWiedersehen Piss Off (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 19)

Available from 10th September

Menu Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 85)

Available from 10th September

You May Not Be As Gay As This Fridge Magnet

Available from 10th September

I Spy With My Little Eye Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 130)

Available from 10th September

Fuck You Arsehole Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 126)

Available from 10th September

You Sir are a Knob Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 119)

Available from 10th September

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DME 53)

Available from 10th September

I'm Here For The Piss Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 49)

Available from 10th September

Fancy A Shag Badge

£2.00 (DMD 37)

Available from 10th September

Fucking Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 305)

Available from 10th September

I Hate My Boss Badge

£2.00 (DMD 283)

Available from 10th September

Make The Yuletide Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 269)

Available from 10th September

Hello My Name Is Badge

£2.00 (DMD 257)

Available from 10th September

I Love My Cats Badge

£2.00 (DMD 255)

Available from 10th September

Had You Wank Today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 254)

Available from 10th September

Satisfying Fart Badge

£2.00 (DMD 248)

Available from 10th September

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

Available from 10th September

Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 149)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 124)

World's Best Arsehole Card

£2.95 (DMA 467)

Available from 10th September

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

Available from 10th September

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)

I know a cunt when I see one Card

£2.95 (DPP 10)

Self care with olives Card

£2.95 (DPP 05)

Just one more drink Card

£2.95 (PUL 21)

Available from 10th September

Farty Bottom Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 106)

Available from 10th September

Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 185)

Mid life crisis Card

£2.95 (PUL 15)

You're the fucker who's 40 Card

£2.95 (RAN 189)

I go wild swimming Card

£2.95 (DMU 280)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro 1980s yearbook photo of a young man with a thin moustache and classic mullet

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Wayne was a wanker card

£3.50 (WEB 02)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling brown haired woman drinking a glass of champange with white text above her that reads Happy birthday - name - you big lush!

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Happy birthday you big lush Card

£3.50 (WEB 15)

A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring two 1970s looking women a bit drunk kneeling on a carpet in a Christmas party

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Christmas piss up Card

£3.50 (WEB 33)

Available from 10th September

Treat yourself to some anal Badge

£2.00 (DMD 378)

Available from 10th September

Drinking since breakfast Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 599)

Fencing guys Card

£2.95 (DMU 262)

Available from 10th September

We're fucked Badge

£2.00 (DMD 362)

Available from 10th September

I always poo on work time Badge

£2.00 (DMD 361)

Available from 10th September

I try not to swear Badge

£2.00 (DMD 345)

Happy Valentine's Gay Card

£2.95 (DMV 145)

Failing at life Card

£2.95 (DMA 538)

First class honours Card

£2.95 (DMA 536)

Hip Hip Hooray Card

£2.95 (GUM 32)

Cute Couple Card

£2.95 (RAN 84)

Biggest bellend June Card

£2.95 (RAN 60)

Pride guys Card

£2.95 (RAN 104)

Fabulous Gayness Card

£2.95 (RAN 04)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Text on one side reads What can I fuck up today?

Available from 10th September

What Can I Fuck Up Today? Pen

£3.50 (PEN 27)

Happy Entitled Millennial Snowflake Birthday birthday Card

£2.95 (GUM 30)

Available from 10th September

Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 87)

Available from 10th September

Post Me Somewhere Nice Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 85)

Available from 10th September

Gay Is The New Black Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 62)

Available from 10th September

This Is Your Minimalist Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 48)

Available from 10th September

£1.15 (DPO 107)

Epic icon 80 Card

£2.95 (DMY 11)

Available from 10th September

Happy new normal Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 303)

Available from 10th September

Alexa send wine Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 49)

Can we just screw rude Valentines card

£2.95 (DMV 129)

Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card

£2.95 (DMV 128)

Send Nudes Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 118)

Available from 10th September

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

Available from 10th September

Sounds gay I'm in Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 217)

Available from 10th September

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

Available from 10th September

Old Bastard Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 192)

Available from 10th September

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

Available from 10th September

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Mug

£8.75 (DMM 02)

Available from 10th September

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 11)

Available from 10th September

See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet

Happy Birthday You Old Bugger Card

£2.95 (DME 54)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 98)

Available from 10th September

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Badge

Available from 10th September

Another Fucking Offensive Badge

£2.00 (DMD 227)

Available from 10th September

I've Just had an Epic Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 214)

Available from 10th September

Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge

£2.00 (DMD 212)

Available from 10th September

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Badge

£2.00 (DMD 202)

Available from 10th September

Xmas Is So Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 154)

Dad's are the best Card

£2.95 (DMA 507)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 308)

Dad I'm such a dick Card

£2.95 (DAD 52)

Available from 10th September

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

My cat thinks you're a cunt Card

£2.95 (DPP 08)

I fancied some sunshine Card

£2.95 (DPP 07)

Award winning wanker Card

£2.95 (DMU 282)

Youth is wasted on the young Card

£2.95 (DMA 619)

Available from 10th September

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)

Available from 10th September

Not shit yourself today Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 168)

Another night of too much beer Card

£2.95 (PUL 02)

Blah blah bday etc Card

£2.95 (DBA 07)

A funny personalisable card featuring a bold red background with chunky white text that reads “I love you name even if you are massive bellend.”

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I love you bellend Card

£3.50 (WEB 41)

Everything gets harder Card

£2.95 (DMA 610)

A funny personalisable red and green Christmas card that reads I got you a Christmas card - Name - What more do youn want?

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I got you a Card

£3.50 (WEB 36)

A funny personalisable Christmas card featuring a smiling photo of Jesus overlaid with white text that reads Name All the best people have their Birthday at Christmas

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All the best people Card

£3.50 (WEB 34)

A funny personalisable simple white birthday card with black text that reads Name - This is the shittest birthday card you'll get

Personalise This Card

£3.50 (WEB 30)

A funny personalisable simple white Christmas card with black, green and red text that reads Name - This is the shittest Christmas card you'll get

Personalise This Card

£3.50 (WEB 29)

A funny personalisable black Christmas card with white, green and red text that reads Merry Christmas to the biggest twat in...

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Merry Christmas to the biggest twat Card

£3.50 (WEB 12)

Available from 10th September

I Love You More Than Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 78)

Available from 10th September

Merry fuck you Badge

£2.00 (DMD 375)

Too old for this shit Card

£2.95 (DBA 03)

Let's party Card

£2.95 (DMA 583)

You may not be as gay as this Card

£2.95 (RAN 147)

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 248)

Available from 10th September

Do Epic Shit Badge

£2.00 (DMD 285)

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Card

£2.95 (RAN 94)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Love is love

Available from 10th September

Love is love Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 77)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit

Available from 10th September

I take no shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 65)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay

Available from 10th September

Have A Nice Gay Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 50)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink

Available from 10th September

Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 22)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Office wanker.

Available from 10th September

Office Wanker Pen

£3.50 (PEN 10)

Available from 10th September

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Available from 10th September

Big Gay Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 14)

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem You Stupid Card

£2.95 (GUM 24)

Eye Spy With My Little Eye Card

£2.95 (GUM 14)

Available from 10th September

Fuck You Very Much Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 39)

Available from 10th September

Tries To Act Butch Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 20)

Available from 10th September

Sounds gay I'm in Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 136)

Available from 10th September

Tofu eating wokerati Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 135)

Available from 10th September

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 129)

Available from 10th September

Alexa, Send Wine Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 105)

Available from 10th September

Shit Just Got Real Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 101)

Super duper 70 Card

£2.95 (DMY 10)

You're 29 again Card

£2.95 (DMY 04)

Look who's 21 Card

£2.95 (DMY 03)

Available from 10th September

Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 61)

Big plate of chips Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 139)

Available from 10th September

You Give Me The Feels Valentines Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 121)

You're stuck with me Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 225)

Available from 10th September

Pissed in the pool Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 207)

Available from 10th September

I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 193)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 185)

Available from 10th September

May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 14)

Available from 10th September

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 99)

Available from 10th September

Gossip and alcohol Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 143)

Available from 10th September

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Fridge Magnet Funny

£2.75 (DMG 112)

Available from 10th September

Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 105)

Available from 10th September

I Love Muff Diving Badge

£2.00 (DMD 55)

Available from 10th September

Gay Mafia Badge

£2.00 (DMD 35)

Available from 10th September

I hate everyone Badge

£2.00 (DMD 328)

Available from 10th September

She / Her Pronouns Badge

£2.00 (DMD 304)

Available from 10th September

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 301)

Available from 10th September

Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge

£2.00 (DMD 296)

Available from 10th September

Daddy Issues Badge

£2.00 (DMD 278)

Available from 10th September

Muscle Slut Badge

£2.00 (DMD 193)

Available from 10th September

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Badge

£2.00 (DMD 187)

Available from 10th September

Camel Toe Alert Badge

£2.00 (DMD 171)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 16)

Available from 10th September

Bored And Horny Badge

£2.00 (DMD 136)

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