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A bright orange badge with capitalised pink rounded text that reads I take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit and give no fucks Badge
£2.00 (DMD 306)
This badge features black text reading I don't have the energy for people today on a white hexagon surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern
I don't have the energy for people today Badge
£2.00 (DMD 290)
A badge reading Trust me I'm a unicorn
Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge
£2.00 (DMD 252)
Merry Shitmas Badge
£2.00 (DMD 222)
I Need A Poo Badge
£2.00 (DMD 204)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge
£2.00 (DMD 120)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.95 (DMA 482)
A birthday card with a photo of a proud cockerel standing on a post box
Appreciate This Amazing Cock Card
£2.95 (DMA 360)
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You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet
£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 28)
A funny Christmas card featuring the 1960s photo of a smiling couple holding a big bunch of wrapped Christmas presents
Beginning to cost a lot like Card
£2.95 (DMX 362)
A funny illustrated birthday card based on spot the difference
Let's play spot the difference Card
£2.95 (RAN 177)
A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt
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Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 92)
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Look Who's 21 Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 49)
A deep pink greeting card with fancy white and light pink text that reads Things are so much better when you remove all the toxic arseholes out of your life
Toxic arseholes Card
£2.95 (RAN 162)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling middle aged man looking lovingly at a glass of beer
Birthdays are such thirsty work Card
£2.95 (DMA 557)
A coaster with a smiling male and female couple looking to camera sitting in front of a red banner with white text that reads Oh look, a cunt
Oh look, a cunt Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 230)
A coaster with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself
I try not to swear Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 223)
A very rude funny badge
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Badge
£2.00 (DMD 210)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name really old Card
£2.95 (RAN 72)
A Massive dickhead July Card
£2.95 (RAN 61)
A plain white greeting card with plain black text in the middle that reads Fuck cancer
Fuck cancer Card
£2.95 (RAN 136)
A birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Happy Birthday and surrounded by loads of colourful doodle patterns
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Happy doodles Card
£1.00 £2.95
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit
Sick of this shit Pen
£3.50 (PEN 69)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted
Hands up who farted Pen
£3.50 (PEN 60)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip. Black text reads Cunty bollocks
Cunty Bollocks Pen
£3.50 (PEN 17)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.
I Shit Rainbows Pen
£3.50 (PEN 08)
National Dickhead Awareness Day Card
£2.95 (GUM 11)
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
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Mum, You're The Best Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 20)
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 86)
Who Farted Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 54)
A simple salmon pink postcard with bold rounded deep pink text that reads Seize the day and underneath in smaller white text Tomorrow
Seize the day Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 141)
Inspirational Quote Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 116)
Satisfying Shit Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 113)
Live Laugh Love And Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 102)
White wrapping paper with a repeated vintage style photo of a woman doing the Flamenco dance and flashing her underwear
Flash Your Gusset Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 30)
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Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)
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Sexiest Hubby Ever Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 102)
A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk
Let Me Put You On Hold Card
£2.95 (DMU 38)
Alexa, Send Wine Card
£2.95 (DMU 164)
A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up
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Hands up who farted Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)
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50p A Snog Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)
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Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)
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Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)
A fridge magnet with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool
Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 146)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat
12th day of Badge
£2.00 (DMD 333)
A dark purple badge with rounded multicolour text that reads Bloody amazing human being
Bloody amazing human Badge
£2.00 (DMD 322)
A bright red badge with a white snowflake pattern. Black outlined white text reads I've a huge festive package just for you
Festive package Badge
£2.00 (DMD 316)
A rainbow patterned badge with text in the middle reading Totally gay
Totally Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 230)
A deep pink badge with white rounded capitalised text that reads Bum slut
Bum Slut Badge
£2.00 (DMD 137)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMA 438)
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Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)
A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad
Little Shit Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 391)
The secret to staying young Card
£2.95 (DMA 602)
A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a festive jumper surrounded by white text that reads Merry Christmas to a total legend, sorry I meant bellend
Merry Christmas to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMX 357)
A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man surrounded by white and green text that reads Merry Christmas wank face
Merry Christmas wank face Card
£2.95 (DMX 354)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s of a young smiling woman with a scarf arms full of wrapped Christmas presents
Merry fuck you Card
£2.95 (DMX 353)
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I Could Sit And Stare At My Phone Valentines Card
£2.95
A funny retro birthday card featuring a glamorous young smiling woman holding a bunch of red roses. Rounded white text above her reads Roses are red, it's my birthday I'll have a wine
Roses are red wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 575)
A white novelty mug with bold rainbow coloured text on both sides that reads Big gay mug
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Big gay mug Mug
£8.75
A funny birthday card with a cute whimsical illustration of two kittens against a blue background. Rounded yellow text above them reads Meh birthday
Meh Card
£2.95 (RAN 159)
A bright red badge with black text in a white boxes that reads Pro8ud to be woke
Proud To Be Woke Badge
£2.00 (DMD 342)
A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.95 (RAN 144)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s picture of a smiling middle aged woman at an office desk talking on the phone. She says Happy birthday to someone else who has no clue what they actually do for a job
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No clue what they do for a job Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife
Birthday pint down the local Card
£2.95 (DMU 252)
A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare
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Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)
A greeting card with a smiling autumnal looking woman looking to camera and eating an apple. White rounded text above her reads An apple a day is very satisfying when thrown at stupid people
An apple a day Card
£2.95 (DMA 539)
A badge with a red, white and black horizontal stripes. Black and red rounded capitalised text in the middle white stripe reads Birthday stud
Birthday Stud Badge
£2.00 (DMD 151)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Card
£2.95 (RAN 98)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.95 (RAN 126)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mr & Mr
Mr and Mr Card
£2.95 (RAN 112)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
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Lost money on crypto Card
£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)
A funny birthday card suitable for an annoying sister
Even annoying sisters deserve a Birthday card
£2.95 (POP 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!
Best employee ever! Pen
£3.50 (PEN 72)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I'm weird, deal with it!
I'm Weird Deal With It Pen
£3.50 (PEN 39)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off
Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 19)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend
Huge Bellend Pen
£3.50 (PEN 13)
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Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 53)
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I'm such a dick Card for Mum
£1.00 £2.95
Meanwhile In Japan Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 76)
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You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard
£1.15
A bright yellow wrapping paper with with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 60)
Suck My Cock Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 119)
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Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Card
£1.00 £2.95
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen
Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 230)
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
Just a Fart Card
£2.95 (DMU 212)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background
Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 213)
A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background
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Best Friends Forever Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
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Put Your Feet Up Dad Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)
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Champagne Is The Answer Wallet
£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)
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Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Fridge Magnet
£2.75
A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas
Camp as Christmas Gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 309)
This badge has a rainbow pattern exploding from the centre with curvy white text over the top reading Good vibes only!
Good vibes only Badge
£2.00 (DMD 294)
This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple
Cabin Crew Queen Badge
£2.00 (DMD 20)
I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge
£2.00 (DMD 175)
This dark pink badge has a deep red band across the middle in which are white lower case text that reads Fuck me senseless
Fuck Me Senseless Badge
£2.00 (DMD 140)
I Love My Penis Badge
£2.00 (DMD 108)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge
£2.00 (DMD 04)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone
Shall we go out and get drunk Card
£2.95 (DMA 527)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.95 (DMA 481)
A funny Birthday card with a picture of thew retro woman mixing salad
Happy birthday tosser Card
£2.95 (DMA 451)
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
As Amazing As Me Card
£2.95 (DMA 396)
A rich blue Father's Day card with rounded dark blue, white and light blue text in the middle that reads Dad you're one of my favourite parents
One of my favourite parents Card
£2.95 (DAD 60)
A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad
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You're An Amazeballs Dad Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)
A funny personalisable Christmas card with a smiling photo of Father Christmas and holding his list pointing to the viewer
Personalise This Card

You're far too naughty Card
£3.50 (WEB 38)
A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1970s picture of two women, slightly drunk laughing on their knees with white text above that reads Get ready for another piss up in - town name
Personalise This Card

Get ready for another piss up Card
£3.50 (WEB 21)
A black badge with red, green and white spots surrounding white text that reads Shove Christmas up your arse
Shove Badge
£2.00 (DMD 377)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two middle aged men sat at at a cafe counter with cups of tea
What did you get up to last night Card
£2.95 (DMU 272)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk holding a birthday cake with lots of candles against a deep red background. Bold white text above reads Happy birthday bestie
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.95 (DMA 586)
A funny white birthday card with a pie chart split into pink and a picture of a rainbow unicorn. The card asks Are you gay? with the options being Yes and Yes, and a magical fucking unicorn.
Are you gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 167)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling male magician holding a deck of cards. White and yellow text above and behind reads As if by magic you're now old!
As if by magic you're now old Card
£2.95 (DMA 563)
A Christmas card with a photograph of Mary and Joseph cradling baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph says You know, I'm sure I left the gas on...
Left the gas on Card
£2.95 (DMX 346)
Bright rainbow coloured wrapping paper with the repeated multicoloured text that reads Make Birthdays fabulous again with a white outline over a rainbow starburst
Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 68)
<p> A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!
Cunt alert Pen
£3.50 (PEN 87)
A funny yellow Mother's Day card with pink, purple and blue text that reads You're so amazing Mum I've decided never to move out
Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 65)
A funny navy blue Father's Day card with white and pale blue rounded text that reads It must be such an amazing honour to be my father
Amazing Honour Card
£2.95 (DAD 65)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a classy looking woman in a fur coat holding a martini glass looking into the distance
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.95 (DMA 534)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Blue and pink text reads I need wine
I need wine Pen
£3.50 (PEN 83)
A dark blue badge with white lower case text in the middle that reads why do people keep voting for idiots
Voting for idiots Badge
£2.00 (DMD 326)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.95 (RAN 83)
Enormous wankers September Card
£2.95 (RAN 63)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mrs & Mrs
Mrs and Mrs Card
£2.95 (RAN 113)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off
Fuck this Fuck that Pen
£3.50 (PEN 70)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen
Big Gay Pen Pen
£3.50 (PEN 45)
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off
Fuck Off Pen
£3.50 (PEN 30)
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You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card
£0.50 £2.95
Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Guys
£12.50 (MUL 09)
Silly Insults Card
£2.95 (GUM 36)
A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border
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Can't Even Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)
A Fathers Day comparing Dad to Chuck Norris
Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card
£2.95 (DSS 27)
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Good Luck - Not That You Need It You're Awesome! Card
£2.95
Generic Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 77)
Hello! Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 55)
Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 32)
A pink rude postcard with the words nosey cunt in tiny capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 123)
Sometimes When I Close My Eyes Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 108)
I'm Getting Wasted Card
£2.95 (DMU 142)
A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks
Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 199)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 157)
coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
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Mums Kick Ass Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)
How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug
£8.75 (DMM 25)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug
£8.75 (DMM 01)
A red badge with rounded white lower case text that reads When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Badge
£2.00 (DMD 299)
This Christmas badge features simple white text that reads Bollocks! It's that Christmas again.
Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge
£2.00 (DMD 288)
Suck My Dick Badge
£2.00 (DMD 160)
Fuck Santa Badge
£2.00 (DMD 104)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 505)
A birthday card with a picture of a naked old man on a beach holding a big yellow sign
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.95 (DMA 351)
A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card
£2.95 (DMA 313)
Santa Go's To Andy's Man Club 10 Pack
£12.50 (MUL 60)
Christmas wrapping paper with a repeated illustration of Father Christmas sitting atop a chimney
Santa takes a shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 72)
A funny Christmas card featuring a picture of Father Christmas smiling over a big sack of presents surround by his elves and he's saying These little shits will not shut up about a pay rise
Elves pay rise Card
£2.95 (DMX 365)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a suit against a deep blue background. White text reads Happy birthday cock face
Happy Birthday Cock Face Card
£2.95 (DMA 591)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro styled picture of a husband giving his excited looking wife a birthday present
It's only a new iron Card
£2.95 (DMU 269)
A funny birthday card with a 1980s picture of a smiling group of office employees all looking to camera
Did you bring cake Card
£2.95 (DMU 266)
A white novelty mug with bold black text that reads Full time cunt
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Full time cunt Mug
£8.75
A funny rude birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads The man in the shop told me that this card would make even the most miserable bugger laugh
The man in the shop Card
£2.95 (RAN 156)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo a frowning older male looking at the camera with very little hair. White text above him reads There's now more hair in your nose and ears than on the top of your head
More hair in your nose Card
£2.95 (DMA 559)
A bright red and white badge with green and white rounded text that reads Merry Christmas Screw the diet.
Merry Christmas screw the diet Badge
£2.00 (DMD 349)
Fancy A Snog This Badge
£2.00 (DMD 102)
Mahoosive twatwaffle May Card
£2.95 (RAN 59)
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.95 (RAN 40)
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We Can't Celebrate Your Card
£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 21)
A plain white Birthday card with bold black capitalised text that reads Happy Birthday Let's go wild and put the heating on
Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card
£2.95 (RAN 111)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Fuck off back to economy
Fuck off back to economy Pen
£3.50 (PEN 81)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt
Pen Clicking Cunt Pen
£3.50 (PEN 59)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people
I hate people Pen
£3.50 (PEN 58)
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Best Mum Ever Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)
A random pack of ten badges
Random Badge Multipack x 10 Badges
£5.00 (MUL 41)
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 25)
Happy Bday Knob Head Card
£2.95 (GUM 08)
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Wanna Netflix and Chill Card
£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)
A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy birthday you complete arse
Happy Birthday You Complete Arse Card
£2.95 (DSS 87)
A vibrant pink card with the words We’ll miss you! For about 5 minutes…
We'll Miss You! Card
£2.95 (DSS 58)
A purple birthday card with the words Oi dick head! Now I’ve got your attention happy birthday
Oi Dickhead! Card
£2.95 (DSS 14)
A light blue new home card with the words Congratulations on the new home and all the junk you’ll fill it with
Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card
£2.95 (DRO 13)
Silly Budgies Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 83)
Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 56)
Robot Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 53)
Get Your Shit Together Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 51)
You Big Man Whore Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 06)
A birthday wrapping paper with the tiled repeated patter of a smiling middle aged man and above each picture red and blue text reads World's best arsehole
World's best arsehole Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 54)
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Wanna Netflix and Chill? Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 86)
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You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)
A red Valentine's Day card featuring white and pink text that reads I love you farty bum
I love you farty bum Valentines Card
£2.95 (DMV 136)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock
Being a Dad is so exhausting Card
£2.95 (DMU 233)
Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum
£2.95 (DMU 192)
Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card
£2.95 (DMU 181)
A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern. Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off
Drink up and fuck off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 218)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera
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Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster
£1.25 £3.25
Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you
A Big Thank You (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 12)
A fridge magnet featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background
Today is a lovely day Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 151)
A fridge magnet with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 148)
Live Laugh Fuck Off Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 137)
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Fridge Magnet Rude
£2.75 (DMG 114)
A baby pink birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a dressed up woman looking knowingly at you
How To Get Drunk Properly Card
£2.95 (DME 31)
I Love Tits Badge
£2.00 (DMD 22)
A funny badge reading I'm that slut from tinder
I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge
£2.00 (DMD 218)
I Shit Rainbows Badge
£2.00 (DMD 126)
I'm A Big Man Whore Badge
£2.00 (DMD 116)
A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 478)
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 430)
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Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card
£2.95 (DMA 366)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture a young couple looking off to the distance in contemplation against a dark blue background
Punch a ghost Card
£2.95 (DMU 276)
A bold funny deep yellow birthday card with bold pink text that reads My three favourite things are eating out my friends and not using commas
My three favourite things Card
£2.95 (DBA 01)
Merry Christmas to my rotten ungrateful family multipack
Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 58)
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Huge Stiffy Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 52)
A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs
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Dad You're The Dogs Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)
A deep pink novelty mug with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt
Nosey cunt Mug
£8.75 (DMM 42)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two men men leaning against a big tree looking away from each other. One says Dickhead and the other says Bellend
Dickhead Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMU 258)
A simple orange coaster with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 238)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black text that reads Not dead yet
Not dead yet Pen
£3.50 (PEN 85)
Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend Card
£2.95 (DSS 32)
Fuck Work Badge
£2.00 (DMD 23)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make birthdays fabulous again
Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£2.95 (RAN 131)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and blue text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother Card
£2.95 (RAN 128)
Happy LGBTQI+ Card
£2.95 (RAN 06)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email
Could have been an email Pen
£3.50 (PEN 84)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone
I hate everyone Pen
£3.50 (PEN 73)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted rainbow text reads Yasss Queen
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Yasss Queen LGBTQ+ Pen
£3.50
A bold pink Mother's Day card with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Mum
Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 59)
Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card
£2.95 (MUM 35)
Eat Drink and be Merry Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 (MUL 45)
Cards With Fuck On Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 (MUL 11)
A brilliant white birthday card with the words I hope this birthday card is gay enough for you
Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You Card
£2.95 (DSS 76)
A cream coloured birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend
Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card
£2.95 (DSS 70)
You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 45)
Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 15)
A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 120)
Couldn't give a fuck about your drama Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 114)
A bright purple birthday card with red, blue and white rounded letters that reads Have a Fab 50
Have a fab 50 Card
£2.95 (DMY 08)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a group of young carol singers
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We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMX 234)
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Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 79)
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I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth
Cup of wine Card
£2.95 (DMU 240)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts
Big an idiot as your dad Card
£2.95 (DMU 232)
A bright yellow coaster with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone
I hate everyone Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 215)
A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background
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Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling teacher sitting at his desk in front of a blackboard
You Sir Are A Knob Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 121)
I Need A Poo Mug
£8.75 (DMM 27)
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Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)
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You Big Knob Jockey Mug
£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)
Menu Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 85)
You Would Not Believe Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 75)
Yasss Queen Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 134)
Fuck You Arsehole Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 126)
Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 121)
A rainbow patterned badge with white and black text in the middle that reads Hello I'm Gay
Hello I'm gay Badge
£2.00 (DMD 336)
This badge features a white splat on a red background. Simple black text on top reads Lube me up!
Lube me up! Badge
£2.00 (DMD 295)
This black badge features white capital text reading I hate my boss
I Hate My Boss Badge
£2.00 (DMD 283)