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Available from 10th September

I'm so proud of you Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 100)

A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate everyone

Available from 10th September

I Hate Everyone Pen

£3.50 (PEN 35)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Pink text on one side reads Prosecco princess

Available from 10th September

Prosecco Princess Pen

£3.50 (PEN 03)

Available from 10th September

Wanna Netflix and Chill Card

£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)

Available from 10th September

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 86)

Available from 10th September

Begins Housework. Thinks About Cock Instead Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 21)

Available from 10th September

Seize the day Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 141)

Available from 10th September

Happy whatever Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 134)

Available from 10th September

Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 126)

Available from 10th September

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 108)

Available from 10th September

Miss You Like Fuck Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 106)

Call was important to us Card

£2.95 (DMU 235)

Available from 10th September

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

Available from 10th September

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Mug

£8.75 (DMM 29)

Available from 10th September

Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 15)

Available from 10th September

Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 146)

Available from 10th September

Merry whatever arsehole Badge

£2.00 (DMD 334)

Available from 10th September

Bloody amazing human Badge

£2.00 (DMD 322)

Available from 10th September

Take no shit and give no fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 306)

Available from 10th September

Good vibes only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 294)

Available from 10th September

Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge

£2.00 (DMD 262)

Available from 10th September

50p A Snog Badge

£2.00 (DMD 150)

Available from 10th September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge

£2.00 (DMD 120)

I'm just here for the cake Card

£2.95 (DMA 514)

Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card

£2.95 (DMA 481)

New Dibber Card

£2.95 (DMA 612)

Available from 10th September

Cheers Ears! Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DRO 21)

Older not wiser Card

£2.95 (PUL 13)

The new air fryer Card

£2.95 (PUL 04)

Too much alcohol and too little dignity Card

£2.95 (DBA 05)

A bold and irreverent Valentine’s card set on a deep black background, with oversized red and white text shouting your declaration: “I fucking love you name”

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I fucking love you Card

£3.50 (WEB 45)

12 inches of pleasure Card

£2.95 (DMU 278)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1970s picture of two women, slightly drunk laughing on their knees with white text above that reads Get ready for another piss up in - town name

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Get ready for another piss up Card

£3.50 (WEB 21)

Available from 10th September

Santa takes a shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 72)

Merry Christmas to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMX 357)

Merry Christmas wank face Card

£2.95 (DMX 354)

Never too early for champagne Card

£2.95 (DMU 274)

Are you gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 167)

My back is stiff Card

£2.95 (DMU 257)

Birthdays are such thirsty work Card

£2.95 (DMA 557)

You have a cute Butt Card

£2.95 (RAN 144)

Amazing human being Card

£2.95 (RAN 98)

Mahoosive twatwaffle November Card

£2.95 (RAN 65)

£2.95 (RAN 112)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads I try not to swear but I cunt

Available from 10th September

I try not to swear Pen

£3.50 (PEN 79)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Available from 10th September

Today is a lovely day Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 78)

Available from 10th September

Happy Birthday You Complete Arse Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 87)

Available from 10th September

For A Brother You're Only Mildly Annoying Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 01)

Available from 10th September

Who Farted Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 54)

Available from 10th September

Nosey Cunt Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 123)

Available from 10th September

Inspirational Quote Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 116)

Available from 10th September

Satisfying Shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 113)

I love you farty bum Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 136)

Available from 10th September

You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 61)

Available from 10th September

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

Available from 10th September

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Mug

£8.75 (DMM 28)

Available from 10th September

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 133)

Available from 10th September

Never act your age Badge

£2.00 (DMD 339)

Available from 10th September

Merry Shitmas Badge

£2.00 (DMD 222)

Available from 10th September

Gayer Than Kylie Badge

£2.00 (DMD 205)

Available from 10th September

I Need A Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 204)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 139)

Daddy Cool Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 438)

As Amazing As Me Card

£2.95 (DMA 396)

Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card

£2.95 (DMA 366)

Hang in there Card

£2.95 (DMA 617)

Available from 10th September

Do epic shit Card

£1.00 £2.95 (POP 16)

Funny Stairlift Mothers Day Card

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Mother's Day drives me up the wall Card

£3.50 (WEB 46)

A hilarious and gloriously over-the-top Valentine’s card featuring a smouldering, open-shirted hunk posing against a dramatic red sky

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Sexiest stud Card

£3.50 (WEB 43)

Available from 10th September

All I Want Is A New President Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 182)

Merry fuck you Card

£2.95 (DMX 353)

Happy Birthday from the gays Card

£2.95 (RAN 178)

Roses are red wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 575)

More hair in your nose Card

£2.95 (DMA 559)

Available from 10th September

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Blue and pink text reads I need wine

Available from 10th September

I need wine Pen

£3.50 (PEN 83)

Available from 10th September

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

Available from 10th September

Birthday Stud Badge

£2.00 (DMD 151)

Enormous wankers September Card

£2.95 (RAN 63)

Mrs and Mrs Card

£2.95 (RAN 113)

Even annoying sisters deserve a Birthday card

£2.95 (POP 02)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I give no fucks

Available from 10th September

I give no fucks Pen

£1.25 £3.50 (PEN 66)

A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted

Available from 10th September

Hands up who farted Pen

£3.50 (PEN 60)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen

Available from 10th September

Big Gay Pen Pen

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person

Available from 10th September

Not A Morning Person Pen

£3.50 (PEN 36)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink

Available from 10th September

Today's Mood Pen

£3.50 (PEN 25)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on the side reads I love my cats

Available from 10th September

I Love My Cats Pen

£3.50 (PEN 23)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Available from 10th September

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 19)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.

Available from 10th September

I Shit Rainbows Pen

£3.50 (PEN 08)

Available from 10th September

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 30)

Available from 10th September

Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Guys

£12.50 (MUL 09)

Happy Bday Knob Head Card

£2.95 (GUM 08)

Oi Dickhead! Card

£2.95 (DSS 14)

Available from 10th September

Generic Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 77)

Available from 10th September

Get Your Shit Together Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 51)

Available from 10th September

Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 70)

Available from 10th September

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

Available from 10th September

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Available from 10th September

Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 170)

Available from 10th September

8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 157)

Available from 10th September

Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

Available from 10th September

You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug

£8.75 (DMM 01)

Available from 10th September

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet

Available from 10th September

Please keep all the stupid people away Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 150)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 330)

Available from 10th September

I don't have the energy for people today Badge

£2.00 (DMD 290)

Available from 10th September

Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge

£2.00 (DMD 252)

Available from 10th September

Totally Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 230)

Available from 10th September

Cabin Crew Queen Badge

£2.00 (DMD 20)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Me Senseless Badge

£2.00 (DMD 140)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 137)

Available from 10th September

I'm A Big Man Whore Badge

£2.00 (DMD 116)

Available from 10th September

I Love My Penis Badge

£2.00 (DMD 108)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Santa Badge

£2.00 (DMD 104)

Shall we go out and get drunk Card

£2.95 (DMA 527)

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 505)

Crazy cat lady Card

£2.95 (PUL 07)

You're how old male Card

£2.95 (RAN 186)

A funny personalisable Christmas card with a smiling photo of Father Christmas and holding his list pointing to the viewer

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You're far too naughty Card

£3.50 (WEB 38)

Born in the 80's Card

£2.95 (DMA 598)

Did you bring cake Card

£2.95 (DMU 266)

Dickhead Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMU 258)

Available from 10th September

Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 68)

Available from 10th September

I try not to swear Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 223)

Available from 10th September

Fresh out of fucks Badge

£2.00 (DMD 358)

Birthday pint down the local Card

£2.95 (DMU 252)

Amazing Honour Card

£2.95 (DAD 65)

You're full of birthday cheer Card

£2.95 (DMA 534)

Birthday name really old Card

£2.95 (RAN 72)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Available from 10th September

Sick of this shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 69)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I'm weird, deal with it!

Available from 10th September

I'm Weird Deal With It Pen

£3.50 (PEN 39)

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

Available from 10th September

£3.50 (PEN 30)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip. Black text reads Cunty bollocks

Available from 10th September

Cunty Bollocks Pen

£3.50 (PEN 17)

Available from 10th September

Cards With Fuck On Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 11)

Silly Insults Card

£2.95 (GUM 36)

Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card

£2.95 (DSS 27)

Available from 10th September

The Gays Got Married Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 23)

Available from 10th September

Live Laugh Love And Fuck Off Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 102)

Available from 10th September

You're My Type of Weird Valentines Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMV 113)

Available from 10th September

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

Available from 10th September

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

I'm Getting Wasted Card

£2.95 (DMU 142)

Available from 10th September

Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 213)

Available from 10th September

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Available from 10th September

A Big Thank You (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 12)

Available from 10th September

12th day of Badge

£2.00 (DMD 333)

Available from 10th September

Festive package Badge

£2.00 (DMD 316)

Available from 10th September

When people say I'm rude Badge

£2.00 (DMD 299)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 04)

You Sir Are A Knob Card

£2.95 (DMA 232)

Like Father Like Son Card

£2.95 (DAD 48)

The case of the missing youth Card

£2.95 (PUL 20)

Putrid old slag bag Card

£2.95 (DMU 283)

Scrub up well for an old bugger Card

£2.95 (DMA 618)

Warehouse clearance random pack of 60 cards.

Available from 10th September

Warehouse Clearance 60 Cards Mystery Box Multipack

£23.95 (MUL 59)

Available from 10th September

Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (POP 19)

The birthday dilemma Card

£2.95 (PUL 14)

£2.95 (RAN 198)

Way to Gogh Card

£2.95 (RAN 194)

A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time

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Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card

£3.50 (WEB 31)

A funny personalisable dark blue birthday card with white, pink, yellow and blue text that reads I'm not sayhing you're old but if you werew milk I'd sniff you firs

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I'm not saying you're old Card

£3.50 (WEB 19)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 377)

All the fucks I give Card

£2.95 (DMU 275)

No idea how this adult thing works Card

£2.95 (DMU 271)

I Could Sit And Stare At My Phone Valentines Card

Available from 10th September

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

Available from 10th September

Big gay mug Mug

£8.75 (DMM 35)

Left the gas on Card

£2.95 (DMX 346)

Available from 10th September

We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 23)

Available from 10th September

Place your drink here Coaster

Available from 10th September

Take no shit Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 238)

Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 65)

Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 151)

No clue what they do for a job Card

£2.95 (DMU 253)

Available from 10th September

I hate exercising Card

Available from 10th September

Voting for idiots Badge

£2.00 (DMD 326)

Cute Girls Couple Gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 83)

Mahoosive twatwaffle May Card

£2.95 (RAN 59)

Annoying brother shit Card

£2.95 (RAN 126)

Available from 10th September

Lost money on crypto Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 107)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Fuck off back to economy

Available from 10th September

Fuck off back to economy Pen

£3.50 (PEN 81)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Available from 10th September

Best employee ever! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 72)

Available from 10th September

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

A random pack of ten badges

Available from 10th September

Random Badge Multipack x 10 Badges

£5.00 (MUL 41)

We'll Miss You! Card

£2.95 (DSS 58)

Available from 10th September

Silly Budgies Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 83)

Available from 10th September

Meanwhile In Japan Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 76)

Available from 10th September

£1.15 (DPO 53)

Available from 10th September

Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 15)

Available from 10th September

Couldn't give a fuck about your drama Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 114)

Available from 10th September

You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 103)

Available from 10th September

You Big Man Whore Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 06)

Available from 10th September

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 60)

Wonderful wife Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 135)

Big an idiot as your dad Card

£2.95 (DMU 232)

That thing with your wallet Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMU 219)

Available from 10th September

OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 13)

Available from 10th September

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

Available from 10th September

You Would Not Believe Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 75)

Available from 10th September

Today is a lovely day Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 151)

Available from 10th September

Live Laugh Fuck Off Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 137)

Available from 10th September

Camp as Christmas Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 309)

Available from 10th September

Bollocks! It's that Christmas again Badge

£2.00 (DMD 288)

Available from 10th September

Suck My Dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 160)

Available from 10th September

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 313)

Available from 10th September

Thats Right Fatty Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 151)

On your marks Card

£2.95 (DMA 620)

It's enough to make you scream Card

£2.95 (RAN 192)

I really really etc love you Card

£2.95 (DMV 166)

Santa Go's To Andy's Man Club 10 Pack

£12.50 (MUL 60)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit walking against a blue background. White bold text in front of him reads Name - You're a twat

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Personalised You're a twat Card

£3.50 (WEB 26)

A funny personalisable Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with a santa hat drinking a cocktail with white text above her that reads Merry Christmas - name - you big lush!

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Merry Christmas you big lush Card

£3.50 (WEB 23)

&lt;p&gt; A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

Available from 10th September

£3.50 (PEN 87)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black text that reads Not dead yet

Available from 10th September

Not dead yet Pen

£3.50 (PEN 85)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Work Badge

£2.00 (DMD 23)

Massive dickheads January Card

£2.95 (RAN 55)

Available from 10th September

Make birthdays fabulous again Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 131)

Annoying brother Card

£2.95 (RAN 128)

Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card

£2.95 (RAN 111)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Available from 10th September

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£3.50 (PEN 70)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 10th September

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 10th September

I hate people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 58)

Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 59)

Available from 10th September

No Wine Inside This Card Card

£1.00 £2.95 (GUM 17)

Available from 10th September

Can't Even Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 22)

Available from 10th September

Are You A Knob Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 89)

Available from 10th September

Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 56)

Available from 10th September

Hello! Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 55)

Available from 10th September

You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 45)

Available from 10th September

Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 32)

Available from 10th September

Bitch I'm Fabulous Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 07)

Have a fab 50 Card

£2.95 (DMY 08)

Available from 10th September

You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)

Available from 10th September

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Valentines Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 32)

Handsome husband Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 134)

Cup of wine Card

£2.95 (DMU 240)

What are we looking at Card

£2.95 (DMU 238)

Available from 10th September

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 218)

Available from 10th September

Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 199)

Available from 10th September

You Sir Are A Knob Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 121)

Available from 10th September

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 (DMM 25)

Available from 10th September

Yasss Queen Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 134)

How To Get Drunk Properly Card

£2.95 (DME 31)

Available from 10th September

Trolley Dolly Badge

£2.00 (DMD 71)

Available from 10th September

Rug Muncher Badge

£2.00 (DMD 53)

Available from 10th September

I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge

£2.00 (DMD 218)

Available from 10th September

I Shit Rainbows Badge

£2.00 (DMD 126)

Available from 10th September

£2.00 (DMD 123)

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