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Get My Hands On Your Meat Valentines Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 415)

A birthday card with a photo of a proud cockerel standing on a post box

Appreciate This Amazing Cock Card

£2.95 (DMA 360)

A funny Christmas card with a photo of a snowman sitting on a sledge holding a carrot sticking out of his crotch

It's not what it looks like Card

£2.95 (DMX 363)

A funny birthday card featuring a very busy scene featuring fabulous drag queens, rainbow unicorns and disco party boys surrounded by multicoloured balloons and streamers

The gayest card you'll receive today Card

£2.95 (DMA 596)

I Could Sit And Stare At My Phone Valentines Card

£2.95

A funny retro birthday card featuring a glamorous young smiling woman holding a bunch of red roses. Rounded white text above her reads Roses are red, it's my birthday I'll have a wine

Roses are red wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 575)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling middle aged man looking lovingly at a glass of beer

Birthdays are such thirsty work Card

£2.95 (DMA 557)

A Christmas card titled How much do you love Christmas? with the answers next to tick boxes below

How much to you love Card

£2.95 (RAN 150)

A Christmas card with a retro photograph of a smiling woman holding a glass of larger surrounded by snowflakes. White rounded text above and beside her reads Merry Christmas from one drunken lush to another

Merry Christmas one drunken lush Card

£2.95 (DMX 347)

Christmas wrapping paper with a round picture of a robin surrounded by snow. Red and green text surrounding the repeated images reads Here's a festive Robin in the snow. What more do you want?

Available from 22nd October

Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 70)

A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt

You have a cute Butt Card

£2.95 (RAN 144)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1980s picture of a smiling middle aged woman at an office desk talking on the phone. She says Happy birthday to someone else who has no clue what they actually do for a job

No clue what they do for a job Card

£2.95 (DMU 253)

A funny birthday card featuring a vintage image of a smiling smartly dressed man putting a fur coat on his equally glamorous wife

Birthday pint down the local Card

£2.95 (DMU 252)

A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare

Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 540)

Available from 22nd October

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Badge

£2.00 (DMD 210)

A badge with a red, white and black horizontal stripes. Black and red rounded capitalised text in the middle white stripe reads Birthday stud

Available from 22nd October

Birthday Stud Badge

£2.00 (DMD 151)

A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother

Annoying brother shit Card

£2.95 (RAN 126)

A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mr & Mr

Mr and Mr Card

£2.95 (RAN 112)

A funny birthday card suitable for an annoying sister

Even annoying sisters deserve a Birthday card

£2.95 (POP 02)

A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off

Available from 22nd October

Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 19)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.

Available from 22nd October

I Shit Rainbows Pen

£3.50 (PEN 08)

Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 53)

I'm such a dick Card for Mum

Available from 22nd October

A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know

Mum, You're The Best Card

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 20)

A retro postcard with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background

Available from 22nd October

Happy whatever Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 134)

Available from 22nd October

Inspirational Quote Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 116)

You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard

Available from 22nd October

£1.15

Suck My Cock Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 119)

Sexiest Hubby Ever Valentines Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 102)

Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Card

Available from 22nd October

Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card

A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen

£2.95 (DMU 230)

Alexa, Send Wine Card

£2.95 (DMU 164)

A coaster with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

Available from 22nd October

When people say Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 208)

A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up

Hands up who farted Coaster

Available from 22nd October

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

Best Friends Forever Coaster

Available from 22nd October

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

Available from 22nd October

£1.25 £3.25

Available from 22nd October

50p A Snog Wallet

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 38)

Champagne Is The Answer Wallet

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 31)

Available from 22nd October

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Mug

£8.75 (DMM 28)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Day Fridge Magnet

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.75 (DMG 91)

A fridge magnet with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Available from 22nd October

Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 146)

Available from 22nd October

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 133)

A rainbow patterned badge with text in the middle reading Totally gay

Available from 22nd October

Totally Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 230)

Available from 22nd October

Merry Shitmas Badge

£2.00 (DMD 222)

Available from 22nd October

I Need A Poo Badge

£2.00 (DMD 204)

Available from 22nd October

Where's My Present Badge

£2.00 (DMD 156)

This dark pink badge has a deep red band across the middle in which are white lower case text that reads Fuck me senseless

Available from 22nd October

Fuck Me Senseless Badge

£2.00 (DMD 140)

Available from 22nd October

Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge

£2.00 (DMD 04)

A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad

Little Shit Boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 391)

A rich blue Father's Day card with rounded dark blue, white and light blue text in the middle that reads Dad you're one of my favourite parents

One of my favourite parents Card

£2.95 (DAD 60)

A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad

You're An Amazeballs Dad Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)

A funny birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a smartly dressed middle aged man looking to the viewer and whispering against a red background

The secret to staying young Card

£2.95 (DMA 602)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro of a smiling glamorous young woman holding a martini glass with a green dress and posh jewelry

Enjoy a large stiff one Card

£2.95 (DMA 595)

A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a stern looking Donald Trump holding a white placard that reads This birthday card is tariff free

Donald Trump Tariff Free Card

£2.95 (DMA 594)

A funny birthday card featuring a picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk holding a birthday cake with lots of candles against a deep red background. Bold white text above reads Happy birthday bestie

Happy Birthday Bestie Card

£2.95 (DMA 586)

A funny birthday card with a cute whimsical illustration of two kittens against a blue background. Rounded yellow text above them reads Meh birthday

Meh Card

£2.95 (RAN 159)

A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling male magician holding a deck of cards. White and yellow text above and behind reads As if by magic you're now old!

As if by magic you're now old Card

£2.95 (DMA 563)

A Christmas card with a photograph of Mary and Joseph cradling baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph says You know, I'm sure I left the gas on...

Left the gas on Card

£2.95 (DMX 346)

A coaster with a smiling male and female couple looking to camera sitting in front of a red banner with white text that reads Oh look, a cunt

Available from 22nd October

Oh look, a cunt Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 230)

A bright red badge with black text in a white boxes that reads Pro8ud to be woke

Available from 22nd October

Proud To Be Woke Badge

£2.00 (DMD 342)

A funny yellow Mother's Day card with pink, purple and blue text that reads You're so amazing Mum I've decided never to move out

Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card

You're full of birthday cheer Card

£2.95 (DMA 534)

A dark blue badge with white lower case text in the middle that reads why do people keep voting for idiots

Available from 22nd October

Voting for idiots Badge

£2.00 (DMD 326)

A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being

Amazing human being Card

£2.95 (RAN 98)

A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two guys in festive knitted jumpers

Cute Guys Couple Gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 82)

Mahoosive twatwaffle November Card

£2.95 (RAN 65)

Enormous wankers September Card

£2.95 (RAN 63)

A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mrs & Mrs

Mrs and Mrs Card

£2.95 (RAN 113)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!

Available from 22nd October

Best employee ever! Pen

£3.50 (PEN 72)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit

Available from 22nd October

Sick of this shit Pen

£3.50 (PEN 69)

A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted

Available from 22nd October

Hands up who farted Pen

£3.50 (PEN 60)

A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I'm weird, deal with it!

I'm Weird Deal With It Pen

Available from 22nd October

£3.50

A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off

Available from 22nd October

Fuck Off Pen

£3.50 (PEN 30)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip. Black text reads Cunty bollocks

Available from 22nd October

Cunty Bollocks Pen

£3.50 (PEN 17)

A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend

Available from 22nd October

Huge Bellend Pen

£3.50 (PEN 13)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.95

Available from 22nd October

Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Guys

£12.50 (MUL 09)

A Fathers Day comparing Dad to Chuck Norris

Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card

£2.95 (DSS 27)

Good Luck - Not That You Need It You're Awesome! Card

£2.95

Available from 22nd October

Generic Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 77)

Available from 22nd October

Hello! Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 55)

Available from 22nd October

Who Farted Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 54)

Available from 22nd October

Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 32)

A pink rude postcard with the words nosey cunt in tiny capital letters in the middle

Available from 22nd October

Nosey Cunt Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 123)

Available from 22nd October

Satisfying Shit Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 113)

White wrapping paper with a repeated vintage style photo of a woman doing the Flamenco dance and flashing her underwear

Available from 22nd October

Flash Your Gusset Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

Available from 22nd October

Piss Of Kids Card

Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background

Available from 22nd October

£3.25 (DMT 213)

Available from 22nd October

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Available from 22nd October

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

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Available from 22nd October

Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 24)

Available from 22nd October

Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug

£8.75 (DMM 01)

Available from 22nd October

I Love Minge Badge

£2.00 (DMD 67)

A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat

Available from 22nd October

12th day of Badge

£2.00 (DMD 333)

A red badge with rounded white lower case text that reads When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

Available from 22nd October

When people say I'm rude Badge

£2.00 (DMD 299)

This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple

Available from 22nd October

Cabin Crew Queen Badge

£2.00 (DMD 20)

Available from 22nd October

Suck My Dick Badge

£2.00 (DMD 160)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone

Shall we go out and get drunk Card

£2.95 (DMA 527)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 505)

A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background

Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card

£2.95 (DMA 481)

A funny Birthday card with a picture of thew retro woman mixing salad

Happy birthday tosser Card

£2.95 (DMA 451)

A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers

As Amazing As Me Card

£2.95 (DMA 396)

Save 64%

Available from 22nd October

You Big Rug Muncher Fridge Magnet

Did you bring cake Card

£2.95 (DMU 266)

A white novelty mug with bold rainbow coloured text on both sides that reads Big gay mug

Available from 22nd October

Big gay mug Mug

£8.75 (DMM 35)

A funny rude birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads The man in the shop told me that this card would make even the most miserable bugger laugh

The man in the shop Card

£2.95 (RAN 156)

A funny birthday card with a retro photo a frowning older male looking at the camera with very little hair. White text above him reads There's now more hair in your nose and ears than on the top of your head

More hair in your nose Card

£2.95 (DMA 559)

Bright rainbow coloured wrapping paper with the repeated multicoloured text that reads Make Birthdays fabulous again with a white outline over a rainbow starburst

Available from 22nd October

Make birthdays fabulous again gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 68)

A coaster with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself

Available from 22nd October

I try not to swear Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 223)

&lt;p&gt; A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black and red text reads Cunt alert!

Available from 22nd October

Cunt alert Pen

£3.50 (PEN 87)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Blue and pink text reads I need wine

Available from 22nd October

I need wine Pen

£3.50 (PEN 83)

A simple red Christmas card with lower case white text aligned to one side

Smell of reindeer poo Card

£2.95 (RAN 85)

A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers

Cute Girls Couple Gay Card

£2.95 (RAN 83)

Mahoosive twatwaffle May Card

£2.95 (RAN 59)

Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You

£2.95 (RAN 40)

We Can't Celebrate Your Card

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 21)

A plain white Birthday card with bold black capitalised text that reads Happy Birthday Let's go wild and put the heating on

Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card

£2.95 (RAN 111)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Fuck off back to economy

Available from 22nd October

Fuck off back to economy Pen

£3.50 (PEN 81)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off

Available from 22nd October

Fuck this Fuck that Pen

£3.50 (PEN 70)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt

Available from 22nd October

Pen Clicking Cunt Pen

£3.50 (PEN 59)

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people

Available from 22nd October

I hate people Pen

£3.50 (PEN 58)

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen

Available from 22nd October

Big Gay Pen Pen

£3.50 (PEN 45)

Available from 22nd October

Random Badge Multipack x 10 Badges

£5.00 (MUL 41)

Available from 22nd October

Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack

Available from 22nd October

Wanna Netflix and Chill Card

£0.50 £2.95 (GUM 01)

A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy birthday you complete arse

Happy Birthday You Complete Arse Card

£2.95 (DSS 87)

A vibrant pink card with the words We’ll miss you! For about 5 minutes…

We'll Miss You! Card

£2.95 (DSS 58)

Available from 22nd October

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 86)

Available from 22nd October

Meanwhile In Japan Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 76)

Available from 22nd October

Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 56)

Available from 22nd October

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 108)

Wanna Netflix and Chill? Valentines Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 86)

You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 75)

A red Valentine's Day card featuring white and pink text that reads I love you farty bum

I love you farty bum Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMV 136)

A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£2.95 (DMU 233)

Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum

£2.95 (DMU 192)

I'm Getting Wasted Card

£2.95 (DMU 142)

A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern. Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off

Available from 22nd October

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 218)

A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks

Available from 22nd October

Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 199)

Available from 22nd October

8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 157)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Wallet

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 37)

Available from 22nd October

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug

£8.75 (DMM 25)

Available from 22nd October

Live Laugh Fuck Off Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 137)

Available from 22nd October

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Fridge Magnet Rude

£2.75 (DMG 114)

A red Christmas badge with a half rainbow patter and underneath rounded white text reads Camp and Christmas

Available from 22nd October

Camp as Christmas Gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 309)

Available from 22nd October

I'm A Big Man Whore Badge

£2.00 (DMD 116)

Available from 22nd October

I Love My Penis Badge

£2.00 (DMD 108)

A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 478)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 430)

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front

Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 313)

A funny Christmas card featuring a picture of Joseph and Mary arriving into Bethlehem at night with a Trump hotel lit up in the distance

Let's take the stable Card

£2.95 (DMX 369)

Available from 22nd October

Jesus Cards Pack of 10 Multipack

£12.50 (MUL 57)

A funny retro Christmas card with a 1960s photo of Father Christmas pointing to bold white text that reads Christmas is my second favourite c-word

Second favourite C-word Card

£2.95 (DMX 361)

A funny illustrated birthday card based on spot the difference

Let's play spot the difference Card

£2.95 (RAN 177)

A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a suit against a deep blue background. White text reads Happy birthday cock face

Happy Birthday Cock Face Card

£2.95 (DMA 591)

A text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border

Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DXG 01)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro styled picture of a husband giving his excited looking wife a birthday present

It's only a new iron Card

£2.95 (DMU 269)

A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs

Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend Card

Available from 22nd October

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

A white novelty mug with bold black text that reads Full time cunt

Available from 22nd October

Full time cunt Mug

£8.75 (DMM 34)

A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two men men leaning against a big tree looking away from each other. One says Dickhead and the other says Bellend

Dickhead Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMU 258)

Available from 22nd October

Yasss Queen LGBTQ+ Pen

£3.50

A bold pink Mother's Day card with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Mum

Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 59)

Cards With Fuck On Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Available from 22nd October

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

Available from 22nd October

£12.50 (MUL 11)

Happy Bday Knob Head Card

£2.95 (GUM 08)

A purple birthday card with the words Oi dick head! Now I’ve got your attention happy birthday

Oi Dickhead! Card

£2.95 (DSS 14)

A light blue new home card with the words Congratulations on the new home and all the junk you’ll fill it with

Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card

£2.95 (DRO 13)

Available from 22nd October

Robot Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 53)

Available from 22nd October

You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard

£1.15 (DPO 45)

Available from 22nd October

Couldn't give a fuck about your drama Postcard

Available from 22nd October

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£4.25 (DMW 60)

Socially Awkward Weirdos Valentines Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DMV 79)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 66)

A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth

Cup of wine Card

£2.95 (DMU 240)

A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of a Father measuring the height of his young son, both in bright yellow shirts

Big an idiot as your dad Card

£2.95 (DMU 232)

Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Card

£2.95 (DMU 181)

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.75 (DMO 28)

Save 43%

Available from 22nd October

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 10)

Save 43%

Available from 22nd October

You Big Knob Jockey Mug

£5.00 £8.75 (DMM 06)

Nice big thank you card suitable for a group card. Has the words A big thank you

Available from 22nd October

A Big Thank You (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 12)

A fridge magnet featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background

Available from 22nd October

Today is a lovely day Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 151)

A fridge magnet with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Available from 22nd October

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 148)

Available from 22nd October

Donald Trump Hates You Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 121)

A baby pink birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a dressed up woman looking knowingly at you

How To Get Drunk Properly Card

£2.95 (DME 31)

A light and darker pink striped greeting card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling woman pointing towards a box that says Multitasking formula

Available from 22nd October

Wonder Mum Card

Today Is A Lovely Day Badge

A rainbow patterned badge with white and black text in the middle that reads Hello I'm Gay

Available from 22nd October

Hello I'm gay Badge

£2.00 (DMD 336)

This badge features a white splat on a red background. Simple black text on top reads Lube me up!

Available from 22nd October

Lube me up! Badge

£2.00 (DMD 295)

This badge has a rainbow pattern exploding from the centre with curvy white text over the top reading Good vibes only!

Available from 22nd October

Good vibes only Badge

£2.00 (DMD 294)

This badge features a blue background with text reading Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see

Available from 22nd October

I Can't See Badge

£2.00 (DMD 273)

A white badge reading Today is a lovely day for you to fuck off

Available from 22nd October

£2.00 (DMD 256)

A funny badge reading I'm that slut from tinder

Available from 22nd October

I'm That Slut From Tinder Badge

£2.00 (DMD 218)

Available from 22nd October

I'm Not Insulting You. I'm Describing You Badge

£2.00 (DMD 175)

A mild pink badge with blue and yellow capitalised bold text that reads Bitch I'm fabulous

Available from 22nd October

Bitch I'm Fabulous Badge

£2.00 (DMD 149)

Available from 22nd October

I Shit Rainbows Badge

£2.00 (DMD 126)

Available from 22nd October

Jizzed Over Your Romantic Dinner Valentines Card

£2.95 (DMA 414)

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an old smiling man sat at a desk

Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Card

£2.95 (DMA 366)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling chef looking at the camera

I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Card

£2.95 (DMA 287)

A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down

Available from 22nd October

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 08)

A funny personalisable birthday card with a 1970s picture of two women, slightly drunk laughing on their knees with white text above that reads Get ready for another piss up in - town name

Personalise This Card

Get ready for another piss up Card

£3.50 (WEB 21)

A bold funny deep yellow birthday card with bold pink text that reads My three favourite things are eating out my friends and not using commas

My three favourite things Card

£2.95 (DBA 01)

A Christmas card with a cute picture of a model elf sitting on a sleigh within a snowy scene

Another Fucking Offensive Card

Available from 22nd October

A Christmas card with a vintage picture of Father Christmas and two smiling young children

Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either Card

Available from 22nd October

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 248)

A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt

Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.95 (RAN 92)

Huge Stiffy Valentines Card

Available from 22nd October

£0.50 £2.95 (DMV 52)

Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A 1960s picture of a group of office workers raising their hands in excitement. Angled white text on a red background above them reads We'll miss you Honest...

Available from 22nd October

We'll miss you - Honest (Large Card)

£4.00 (DML 23)

A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads Place your fucking drink here

Available from 22nd October

Place your drink here Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 242)

A simple orange coaster with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks

Available from 22nd October

Take no shit Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 238)

A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black text that reads Not dead yet

Available from 22nd October

Not dead yet Pen

£3.50 (PEN 85)

A white Valentines card with red and black text that reads Love you! Even though you're always humping everyone and I have to pick your poo up in the street. I'm sorry this was meant for the dog

Meant for the dog Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMV 151)

A funny Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed a fortune teller gazing at a crystal ball

I foresee great sex Valentine's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 545)

A funny blue Father's Day card with white, purple and pale blue rounded text that reads Happy dad day!!!

Happy Dad Day Card

£2.95 (DAD 66)

A greeting card featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick

First class honours Card

£2.95 (DMA 536)

A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!

Available from 22nd October

Available from 22nd October

Fuck Work Badge

£2.00 (DMD 23)

Available from 22nd October

Fancy A Snog This Badge

£2.00 (DMD 102)

A red Valentines card with white and orange rounded lowercase text reading Live laugh Lick my balls

Live Laugh Lick my Balls Valentines Card

£2.95 (RAN 93)

Enormous wankers February Card

£2.95 (RAN 56)

A bold rainbow patterned birthday card multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make birthdays fabulous again

Make birthdays fabulous again Card

£2.95 (RAN 131)

A plain white birthday card with bold black and blue text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying brother

Annoying brother Card

£2.95 (RAN 128)

A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card