The case of the missing youth Card

Some mysteries are never solved… especially the one about where your youth disappeared to. This birthday card leans into the drama, delivering a noir-style investigation into ageing with a knowing sense of humour. Perfect for anyone still searching for the answer, preferably with a stiff drink and a good excuse.

A funny birthday card in a retro noir paperback-style illustration, featuring a weary-looking man in a trench coat standing in a dimly lit room beside a desk lamp. The scene has a moody, vintage detective novel aesthetic. Bold text reads “The case of the Missing Youth” with smaller captions including “He knew it was gone… But not where it went…”.