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Coasters

Looking for Funny Coasters? Our selection of funny & rude novelty coasters will brighten your day and are a great addition to your desk at the office, for everyday use or drinks mats for parties - if that's ever a thing again! We have a great selection of humorous coasters for work (you decide!), drinks or as beer mats.
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A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera

Available from 21st June
Cunt alert Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 211)
A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please

Available from 21st June
No Cunts Today Please Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 189)
A deep pink coaster with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt

Available from 21st June
Nosey cunt Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 205)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre.  Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off

Available from 21st June
I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 203)
A coaster with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit

Available from 21st June
Here's to another day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 225)
A coaster with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

Available from 21st June
When people say Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 208)
A coaster with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Available from 21st June
Shakespeare Quote Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 202)
A white coaster with text in a black circle at the top reads Can't work out what my favourite swear is today.  A list below reads Bitchtits,  Shitnubbin, Arsebadger, Thundercunt, Pigeon Dick, Fuckadoodle, Cuntpuddle, Cum Dumpster, Fuck Trumpet, Cocky

Available from 21st June
Favourite swear word Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 241)
A coaster with a smiling male and female couple looking to camera sitting in front of a red banner with white text that reads Oh look, a cunt

Available from 21st June
Oh look, a cunt Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 230)

Available from 21st June
8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 157)
A simple orange coaster with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks

Available from 21st June
Take no shit Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 238)
A coaster with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself

Available from 21st June
I try not to swear Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 223)
A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads I've just jizzed in your tea

Available from 21st June
Jizzed in your tea Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 240)
A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern.  Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off

Available from 21st June
Drink up and fuck off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 218)
A bright yellow coaster with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

Available from 21st June
I hate everyone Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 215)
A coaster with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man in a smart suit against a red background

Available from 21st June
Old Bastard Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 192)

Available from 21st June
Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 170)
A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads Place your fucking drink here

Available from 21st June
Place your drink here Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 242)
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling teacher sitting at his desk in front of a blackboard

Available from 21st June
You Sir Are A Knob Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 121)
A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font

Available from 21st June
Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 64)
A coaster with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Available from 21st June
Pissed in the pool Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 207)
A coaster featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space.  Bold white text above reads Yes, I'm this gay

Available from 21st June
Yes, I'm that gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 236)
A coaster with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre.  Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Available from 21st June
Sounds gay I'm in Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 217)
A bright yellow coaster with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Available from 21st June
Nice bright cheerful Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 206)
A coaster with a retro photo of a 1950's woman holding a beer glass

Available from 21st June
I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 193)

Available from 21st June
Being A Useless Tosser Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 183)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer.  Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?

Available from 21st June
Hello! Is beer involved Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 239)
A funny salmon pink coaster with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow

Available from 21st June
Seize the day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 237)
A coaster featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown.  White text above and beside him reads Congratulations!  You have a first class honours in being a dick

Available from 21st June
First class honours Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 234)
A coaster with the pattern of the trans pride flag

Available from 21st June
Trans pride flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 232)
A black coaster featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa.  She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor.  Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa

Available from 21st June
The moaning Lisa Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 229)
A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas

Available from 21st June
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 220)
A coaster featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background. White rounded text to her right reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Available from 21st June
Today is a lovely day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 216)
A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love

Available from 21st June
Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 198)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

Available from 21st June
I Foresee Wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 197)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Available from 21st June
Totally Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 195)
A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background

Available from 21st June
Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 186)

Available from 21st June
Did Someone Say Wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 182)

Available from 21st June
Wine Appreciation Day Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 158)
A rainbow patterned coaster with big curvy white text that reads Who invited you?

Available from 21st June
Who invited you Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 248)
A funny white coaster with a pie chart split into pink and a picture of a rainbow unicorn

Available from 21st June
Am I gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 247)
A white coaster with plain black capitalised text which reads I work with idiots

Available from 21st June
I work with idiots Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 246)
A funny coaster with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves

Available from 21st June
The older I get Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 244)
A coaster with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away.  Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do

Available from 21st June
Failing at life Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 233)
A plain white coaster with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay

Available from 21st June
I love gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 222)
A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

Available from 21st June
I Love Gin Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 138)
A plain rainbow coloured coaster in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple vertical stripes

Available from 21st June
Rainbow Flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 77)
A dark red coaster with rounded white text down the middle that reads I'll have a mocha choca latte soya skinny frappe please

Available from 21st June
Mocha choca latte Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 214)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background

Available from 21st June
Who fancies a wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 212)
A coaster with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck

Available from 21st June
Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 204)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera

Available from 21st June
World's best arsehole Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 201)
A coaster with the pattern of the progress pride flag

Available from 21st June
Progress Pride Flag Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 196)
A white coaster with the words Have a nice gay curved over a bright rainbow

Available from 21st June
Have a Nice Gay Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 194)
A coaster with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font

Available from 21st June
Fuck Off Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 185)

Available from 21st June
I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 179)

Available from 21st June
100% Chance Of Beer Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 167)

Available from 21st June
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 165)

Available from 21st June
Yasss Queen Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 163)

Available from 21st June
Smile If You're A Knob Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 162)

Available from 21st June
Prosecco Princess Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 149)
A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

Available from 21st June
I Love Beer Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 139)
A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

Available from 21st June
I Love Wine Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 137)