Coasters

Looking for Funny Coasters? Our selection of funny & rude novelty coasters will brighten your day and are a great addition to your desk at the office, for everyday use or drinks mats for parties - if that's ever a thing again! We have a great selection of humorous coasters for work (you decide!), drinks or as beer mats.

Available from 11th June

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

Available from 11th June

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Available from 11th June

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Available from 11th June

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

Available from 11th June

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

Available from 11th June

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

Available from 11th June

Mother Knows Best Coaster

Available from 11th June

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

Available from 11th June

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

Available from 11th June

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 76)

Available from 11th June

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

Available from 11th June

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

Available from 11th June

Nosey cunt Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 205)

Available from 11th June

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

Available from 11th June

Cunt alert Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 211)

Available from 11th June

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

Available from 11th June

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

Available from 11th June

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

Available from 11th June

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 45)

Available from 11th June

No Cunts Today Please Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 189)

Available from 11th June

Shakespeare Quote Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 202)

Available from 11th June

Favourite swear word Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 241)

Available from 11th June

Here's to another day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 225)

Available from 11th June

I'm fabulous Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 203)

Available from 11th June

Oh look, a cunt Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 230)

Available from 11th June

When people say Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 208)

Available from 11th June

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Available from 11th June

You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 61)

Available from 11th June

Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 170)

Available from 11th June

I try not to swear Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 223)

Available from 11th June

Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 213)

Available from 11th June

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 181)

Available from 11th June

8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 157)

Available from 11th June

Place your drink here Coaster

Available from 11th June

Take no shit Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 238)

Available from 11th June

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 218)

Available from 11th June

Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 199)

Available from 11th June

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Available from 11th June

You Sir Are A Knob Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 121)

Available from 11th June

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

Available from 11th June

Jizzed in your tea Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 240)

Available from 11th June

I hate everyone Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 215)

Available from 11th June

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

Available from 11th June

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 131)

Available from 11th June

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 235)

Available from 11th June

Sounds gay I'm in Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 217)

Available from 11th June

Old Bastard Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 192)

Available from 11th June

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 154)

Available from 11th June

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

Available from 11th June

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

Available from 11th June

Cute doodles Coaster

Available from 11th June

Pissed in the pool Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 207)

Available from 11th June

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

Available from 11th June

I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 193)

Available from 11th June

Fuck Off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 185)

Available from 11th June

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

Available from 11th June

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

Available from 11th June

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 129)

Available from 11th June

Seize the day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 237)

Available from 11th June

Intersex progress pride flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 224)

Available from 11th June

Old enough to know better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 210)

Available from 11th June

Smile if you've not shit yourself Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 254)

Available from 11th June

I work with idiots Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 246)

Available from 11th June

The problem with some people Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 243)

Available from 11th June

Yes, I'm that gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 236)

Available from 11th June

First class honours Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 234)

Available from 11th June

Big Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 64)

Available from 11th June

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 162)

Available from 11th June

Prosecco Princess Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 149)

Available from 11th June

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

Available from 11th June

The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 112)

Available from 11th June

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 106)

Available from 11th June

Everything is fucked Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 259)

Available from 11th June

The older I get Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 244)

Available from 11th June

Make drinking fabulous again Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 231)

Available from 11th June

The moaning Lisa Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 229)

Available from 11th June

Shove this drink up your arse Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 228)

Available from 11th June

Graphic design is my passion Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 221)

Available from 11th June

Who fancies a wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 212)

Available from 11th June

Friends that drink together Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 209)

Available from 11th June

Nice bright cheerful Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 206)

Available from 11th June

Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 198)

Available from 11th June

Totally Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 195)

Available from 11th June

Yasss Queen Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 163)

Available from 11th June

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 33)

Available from 11th June

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.00 £3.25 (DMT 52)

Available from 11th June

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 107)

Available from 11th June

Best boss ever Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 255)

Available from 11th June

Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 124)

Available from 11th June

Who invited you Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 248)

Available from 11th June

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

Available from 11th June

Trans pride flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 232)

Available from 11th June

Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 105)

Available from 11th June

Gayer than Kylie Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 220)

Available from 11th June

Today is a lovely day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 216)

Available from 11th June

Mocha choca latte Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 214)

Available from 11th June

World's best arsehole Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 201)

Available from 11th June

Progress Pride Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 196)

Available from 11th June

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 190)

Available from 11th June

Did Someone Say Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 182)

Available from 11th June

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 180)

Available from 11th June

100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 167)

Available from 11th June

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 160)

Available from 11th June

Wine Appreciation Day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 158)

Available from 11th June

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 146)

Available from 11th June

Excited about air fryers Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 262)

Available from 11th June

Girl with a banging hangover Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 261)

Available from 11th June

When life gives you wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 260)

Available from 11th June

Queer all year Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 258)

Available from 11th June

Eat sleep wank repeat Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 257)

Available from 11th June

Overworked and underpaid Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 256)

Available from 11th June

One day you'll go far Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 253)

Available from 11th June

May this day be filled with joy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 252)

Available from 11th June

Balanced diet Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 251)

Available from 11th June

Drunk by midnight Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 250)

Available from 11th June

Queen of the frucking universe Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 249)

Available from 11th June

Am I gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 247)

Available from 11th June

Things are so much better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 245)

Available from 11th June

Failing at life Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 233)

Available from 11th June

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

Available from 11th June

Welcome to middle age female Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 226)

Available from 11th June

I love gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 222)

Available from 11th June

Rainbow Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 77)

Available from 11th June

Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 204)

Available from 11th June

Have a Nice Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 194)

Available from 11th June

I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 179)

Available from 11th June

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 165)