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Coasters

Looking for Funny Coasters? Our selection of funny & rude novelty coasters will brighten your day and are a great addition to your desk at the office, for everyday use or drinks mats for parties - if that's ever a thing again! We have a great selection of humorous coasters for work (you decide!), drinks or as beer mats.

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 29)

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 98)

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 99)

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 86)

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 69)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 37)

Mother Knows Best Coaster

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 136)

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 123)

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 76)

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 68)

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 135)

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

Cunt alert Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 211)

Nosey cunt Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 205)

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 191)

No Cunts Today Please Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 189)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 45)

You're a Massive Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 150)

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 141)

I'm fabulous Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 203)

Favourite swear word Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 241)

Here's to another day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 225)

I'm So Rich Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 65)

You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 61)

Shakespeare Quote Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 202)

Oh look, a cunt Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 230)

When people say Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 208)

Today's Forecast Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 159)

I try not to swear Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 223)

Hands up who farted Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 200)

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 188)

Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 213)

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 218)

Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 199)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 157)

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

Place your drink here Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 242)

Take no shit Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 238)

I hate everyone Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 215)

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 186)

Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 170)

You Sir Are A Knob Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 121)

Jizzed in your tea Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 240)

I Love Gin Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 138)

Sounds gay I'm in Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 217)

I Love Beer Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 139)

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 131)

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£0.50 £3.25 (DMT 84)

I always poo on work time Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 235)

Pissed in the pool Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 207)

Old Bastard Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 192)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 183)

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 181)

I Love Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 137)

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 117)

Intersex progress pride flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 224)

Cute doodles Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 219)

Old enough to know better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 210)

I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 193)

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 05)

The problem with some people Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 243)

Yes, I'm that gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 236)

Big Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 64)

Seize the day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 237)

First class honours Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 234)

Make drinking fabulous again Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 231)

The moaning Lisa Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 229)

Graphic design is my passion Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 221)

Nice bright cheerful Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 206)

Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 198)

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 197)

Totally Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 195)

Fuck Off Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 185)

Yasss Queen Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 163)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 112)

Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 124)

I work with idiots Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 246)

The older I get Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 244)

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

Trans pride flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 232)

Shove this drink up your arse Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 228)

Gayer than Kylie Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 220)

Today is a lovely day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 216)

Who fancies a wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 212)

Progress Pride Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 196)

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 190)

Did Someone Say Wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 182)

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 180)

100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 167)

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 160)

Wine Appreciation Day Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 158)

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 154)

Prosecco Princess Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 149)

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 146)

Excited about air fryers Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 262)

Girl with a banging hangover Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 261)

When life gives you wine Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 260)

Everything is fucked Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 259)

Queer all year Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 258)

Eat sleep wank repeat Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 257)

Overworked and underpaid Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 256)

Best boss ever Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 255)

Smile if you've not shit yourself Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 254)

One day you'll go far Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 253)

May this day be filled with joy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 252)

Balanced diet Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 251)

Drunk by midnight Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 250)

Queen of the frucking universe Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 249)

Help! Please Send Wine Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 118)

Who invited you Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 248)

Am I gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 247)

Things are so much better Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 245)

Failing at life Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 233)

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

Welcome to middle age female Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 226)

I love gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 222)

Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 105)

Rainbow Flag Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 77)

Mocha choca latte Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 214)

Friends that drink together Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 209)

Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 204)

World's best arsehole Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 201)

Have a Nice Gay Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 194)

I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 179)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 165)

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 162)