Coasters

Looking for Funny Coasters? Our selection of funny & rude novelty coasters will brighten your day and are a great addition to your desk at the office, for everyday use or drinks mats for parties - if that's ever a thing again! We have a great selection of humorous coasters for work (you decide!), drinks or as beer mats.

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 69)

Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 98)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 99)

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 86)

A coaster with a retro illustration of a man holding a drink

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 70)

A bright pink coaster with the words Keep calm and have a cuppa

Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 28)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 29)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling man, against a blue background

There's Only One Thing To Do Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 33)

Prosecco Made Me Do It Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 155)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 136)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 52)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 37)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?

Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP

A lilac coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a bikini holding a beach ball and looking up into the sky

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 76)

An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 71)

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Totes Amazeballs Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 68)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera

Cunt alert Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 211)

There's No Problem Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP

A yellow coaster with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 72)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling lady, against a dark pink ombre background

You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 61)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster

A bright yellow coaster with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone

I hate everyone Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 215)

A coaster with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves

When people say Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 208)

A coaster with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool

Pissed in the pool Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 207)

A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre. Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off

I'm fabulous Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 203)

A coaster with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Shakespeare Quote Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 202)

A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks

Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 199)

A coaster with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man in a smart suit against a red background

Old Bastard Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 192)

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 191)

A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please

No Cunts Today Please Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 189)

I Don't Have The Energy Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 178)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 157)

A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 123)

A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Polite notice this is not a pub use a coaster

This Is Not A Pub. Use A Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 114)

A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 106)

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 117)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

I Love Gin Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 138)

Behind Every Great Mum Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 127)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a fashionable woman with a cigarette holder next to the Eiffel Tower

Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 105)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 84)

A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font

Time For A Brew Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 80)

A plain rainbow coloured coaster in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple vertical stripes

Rainbow Flag Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 77)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

I'm So Rich Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 65)

A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font

Big Gay Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 64)

A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas

Gayer than Kylie Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 220)

A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects

Cute doodles Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 219)

A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern. Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off

Drink up and fuck off Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 218)

A coaster with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre. Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Sounds gay I'm in Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 217)

A coaster featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background. White rounded text to her right reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way

Today is a lovely day Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 216)

A dark red coaster with rounded white text down the middle that reads I'll have a mocha choca latte soya skinny frappe please

Mocha choca latte Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 214)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background

Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 213)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background

Who fancies a wine Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 212)

A coaster with a picture of a smiling elderly standing on a surfboard on the beach

Old enough to know better Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 210)

A coaster with a picture of two glamourous facing each other holding up a cocktail glass

Friends that drink together Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 209)

A bright yellow coaster with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Nice bright cheerful Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 206)

A deep pink coaster with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt

Nosey cunt Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 205)

A coaster with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck

Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 204)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera

World's best arsehole Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 201)

A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up

Hands up who farted Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 200)

A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love

Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 198)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

I Foresee Wine Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 197)

A coaster with the pattern of the progress pride flag

Progress Pride Flag Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 196)

A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Totally Gay Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 195)

A coaster with a retro photo of a 1950's woman holding a beer glass

I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 193)

A white coaster with the words Have a nice gay curved over a bright rainbow

Have a Nice Gay Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 194)

A coaster with a picture of a woman surrounded by balloons and party streamers

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 190)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

Best Friends Forever Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 188)

A coaster with a glamorous looking woman in a big red hat

Used to be a people person Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 187)

A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 186)

A coaster with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font

Fuck Off Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 185)

Only My Cat Understands Me Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 184)

Being A Useless Tosser Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 183)

Did Someone Say Wine Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 182)

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 181)

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 180)

I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 179)

Gin Snob Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 176)

A Smile A Day Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 177)

Think Happy Thoughts Coaster

£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP

Alexa, Send Wine Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 173)

Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 170)

Coaster Cat Says Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 169)

Too Fabulous Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 168)

100% Chance Of Beer Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 167)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 165)

Yasss Queen Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 163)

Smile If You're A Knob Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 162)

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 160)

Today's Forecast Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 159)

Wine Appreciation Day Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 158)

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 153)

You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 154)

You're a Massive Bellend Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 150)

Prosecco Princess Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 149)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman holding up a glass of alcohol

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 146)

May You Live Long and Never Smell of Wee Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 145)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 143)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

Soup of the Day Wine Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 141)

A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

I Love Beer Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 139)

A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

I Love Wine Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 137)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 135)

A lavender coloured coaster with a retro-style photo of a doctor wearing a head mirror

Don't Listen To Your Doctor. Get Drunk Instead! Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 133)

A coaster with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 131)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 129)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 130)

A vibrant coaster with a retro-style drawing of two men in pyjamas, sliding down a rainbow on a sled

Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 124)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling teacher sitting at his desk in front of a blackboard

You Sir Are A Knob Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 121)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smirking older man

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 119)

A blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman looking up

The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 112)

A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’

I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 108)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 107)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling, brunette woman in front of a green background

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster

£3.25 GBP (DMT 05)