Smile if you've not shit yourself Coaster

This coaster offers encouragement of the most brutally honest kind. Ideal for desks, side tables, or anywhere a little dark humour helps you power through the day with dignity intact.

Smile! If you’ve not shit yourself today is written in large light blue and white lettering on a square coaster with rounded corners. The design features an older man with a friendly smile, wearing glasses, a grey suit, white shirt, and patterned tie, set against a teal-blue background. He faces the viewer directly, giving the message a cheerful yet cheeky tone. The overall style is retro-inspired, bold, and unapologetically irreverent, combining wholesome visuals with shock-value humour.