Birthday Cards

Old floozy Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 456 Floozy)

A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas

Jesus presents Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 328)

A birthday card with a with a picture of a young boy blowing out candles

That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 155)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age female Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 524)

A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top

Some are born great Shakespeare Card

£2.75 GBP (RAN 87)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk

You Would Not Believe Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 137)

A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae

Today Is All About You Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 409)

A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance

Another year of dealing Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 520)

S**t myself with Excitement Clean Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 355 CLEAN)

Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Welcome to middle age male Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 523)

A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable

Let's Call Him Wayne Card

£2.75 GBP (DMX 194)

A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud

To a Special C**t Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 283)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a family smiling to the camera at the dinner table

Fake Smiles Everyone

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young woman winking and holding a martini glass

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP

I've Spotted Some Cock Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 180)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph

You're A Twat Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 352)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

You know you're old Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 489)

A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 293)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 46)

A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background

Swearing cats Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 241)

A birthday card with a woman holding a glass of gin

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse. I need Gin Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 277)

Top of the List Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 178)

A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house

Let's go fuck some shit up Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 503)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red shirt and beehive hair

Today Is A Lovely Day Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 357)

You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 93)

No Really... I Don't a Shit Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 250)

A jet black card with the words ‘You’re amazing! Happy birthday’ in capitalised white font. The word ‘Amazing’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font

You're Amazing Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP

A funny and rude text based birthday card featuring the word wankybollocks

Happy wankybollocks Card

£2.75 GBP (POP 05)

A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin

Up to my tits in gin Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 234)

A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses

Never act your age female Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 509)

I Used To Believe In True Love Card

£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMZ 109)

You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards

£2.75 GBP (DMU 121)

A bold pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday

Have A Totes Amazeballs Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSS 02)

A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs

Have a fall female Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 522)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 79)

A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns

Happy birthday dickhead Card

£2.75 GBP (DMU 216)

A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo

Even Wankers Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 397)

A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card

£2.75 GBP (DMA 216)

You Old Cunt Card

£2.75 GBP (GUM 35)

A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font

Happy Whatever Card

£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (BOC 01)

A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads This is the shittest card you'll get

Shittest card you'll get Card

£2.75 GBP (RAN 118)

A funny text based greeting card about how you hang your loo roll