Rude and Funny Birthday Cards

A unique collection cool, funny and rude birthday cards for him or her. If you're looking for a clean humorous card, or something cool or unusual, or even slightly offensive, you can filter them, or pick birthday cards by popularity, or recipient.

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Bright wrapping paper with a spiral of rainbow colours and the words ‘Love is love’, ‘Yasss queen’ and ‘Totally gay’ in capitalised white, 3D bubble font

Available from 22nd October
Totally Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 42)

Available from 22nd October
Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 107)
A large dark pink card with the words Today is all about you
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Available from 22nd October
Today Is All About You (Large Card)
£4.00

Available from 22nd October
Have A Totes Amezeballs Day Postcard
£1.15 (DPO 65)
A large light blue card with a retro-style drawing of two men drinking alcohol

Available from 22nd October
Let's Drink Jagerbombs (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 08)
A dark blue badge with white and light blue text that reads Grey pubes guy

Available from 22nd October
Grey pubes guy Badge
£2.00 (DMD 368)
A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a deep blue background.  White and light blue text above and beside him reads Welcome to middle age.  Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot

Available from 22nd October
Welcome to middle age male Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 227)
A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast

Available from 22nd October
Today's Forecast (Large Card)
£4.00 (DML 21)

Available from 22nd October
Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 108)

Birthday Humour Cards

At Dean Morris, we’re known for the rudeness of our funny greeting cards – and we reckon you cannot beat a dollop of good, ‘in your face’ rudeness mixed with humour, can you?! The popularity of our funny rude birthday cards only goes to prove how much our customers agree. The good old-fashioned British sense of humour, with its strong sense of irony and a strong cheeky streak, is still going strong!

Know that we’re here to cater for all tastes in funny cards from sexual innuendo to the down-right blunt and offensive. However, if you find some of the cards a little vulgar for your taste, then we have more normal birthday cards to make them smile. With our bold, bright-coloured cards, and simple messages there should be something perfect for you to choose. Whether you’re feeling a bit naughty, in which case our saucy cards are for you, or perhaps your friends’ sense of humour is more towards a nice blunt lowbrow message to make them laugh. We’ve got you covered!

We love our mums and dads and we want to show them the love in our cards too. So we’ve got a range to show them how much you care on their birthday and make them laugh at the same time. You know their sense of humour, so it’s up to you how far you push it. Our brilliant funny badges are just the thing to go with their cards, or you can give them a mug to remind them each time they have a cuppa. Perfect for birthdays!

I’m afraid we sometimes seem to offend a few people with our cards, but then again, if you click on very rude birthday cards, what can you expect?! We are often brazen enough to wheel out the odd four-letter word, or two (or maybe a few more – but that’s funny), and this is our style. So if you’re a little nervy or easily shocked by how shameless some of our more vulgar cards are, we hope you forgive us. Perhaps pick from the less offensive if you think they’re too lowbrow for you, or be defiant and go for a nice funny rude one!