PLEASE NOTE: All orders will be shipped Thursday 20th June

To you and your Card

£2.75 GBP
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We've all got a special name for our best friend (there's one!) so instead of just sending a Birthday card to your friend, why not send it to them and their Love Muscle (and another!) too.

A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text wishing Happy Birthday to you and your pleasure pump, womb broom, disco stick, popsicle, clam hammer, love muscle, quimstake, arse opener, rumpleforeskin, dicktator, jurassic pork, spam javelin, yoghurt slinger and knobgoblin. This text is surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises.

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

Shipping & Delivery

Worldwide shipping available - Free Royal Mail 2nd Class delivery on all UK orders £10 or over

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International orders are sent Royal Mail International Tracked, and for EU orders duty paid using the IOSS scheme.