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Funny, Rude Christmas Wrapping Paper Sheets

Fancy something slightly different about your Christmas wrapping paper this year? Try our range of funny Christmas wrapping paper, including some novelty and offensive wrap. Beautifully designed by Dean Morris, our Christmas wrapping sheets are festive and humorous.
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A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background

Available from 1st October
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 64)
Festive wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations

Available from 1st October
Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 21)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated

Available from 1st October
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 59)
Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels

Available from 1st October
Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 52)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with white circles that have a drawing of Santa pointing and the words ‘Santa thinks you’re a cunt’ in capitalised red font going around the edge of the circle. This repeats across the entire paper
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Available from 1st October
Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony

Available from 1st October
I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 63)
Christmas wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of Santa with three children and a speech bubble saying ‘Fuck off!’ in capitalised black font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 1st October
Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 43)
A Christmas wrapping paper with a picture of laughing Father Christmas holding up a sign saying Not you dickhead underneath the white text Merry Christmas Everyone!

Available from 1st October
Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 58)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling vintage snowmen illustrations against a festive red background

Available from 1st October
Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 51)
Christmas wrapping paper with the repeating image of white circles with black, green and red text inside that reads Santa knows you've been a knob

Available from 1st October
Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 56)
Christmas wrapping paper with a grey, snowflake background and a picture of a very grumpy looking man with the words ‘Oh look it’s Christmas excuse me while I shit myself with excitement’

Available from 1st October
Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 46)
A light pink Christmas wrapping paper with the red and green text repeated that says Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you

Available from 1st October
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 57)
Wrapping paper with a picture of a very grumpy looking cat that has been dressed up in a Santa outfit next to some gifts

Available from 1st October
See This Cat - Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 34)
Black Christmas wrapping paper with repeated text that reads Shove Christmas up your arse surrounded by pastel red, green and white multicoloured dots

Available from 1st October
Shove Christmas up your arse Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 67)
Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper

Available from 1st October
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 39)
Festive red wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a jolly Santa and the words Merry fucking Christmas

Available from 1st October
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 37)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with a repeated image of a holly Christmas wreath overlaid with white rounded text that reads Christmas Wanker

Available from 1st October
Christmas wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 69)
Christmas wrapping paper with a round picture of a robin surrounded by snow. Red and green text surrounding the repeated images reads Here's a festive Robin in the snow. What more do you want?

Available from 1st October
Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 70)
Festive red wrapping paper with the words ‘Merry Christmas turkey tits’ in capitalised white font and is continuously repeated across the entire wrapping paper
Sold Out

Available from 1st October
Merry Christmas Turkey Tits Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25
Christmas wrapping paper with repeated green and red stripes overlaid with repeated bold white text that reads You're on Santa's Cunt List

Available from 1st October
Santa's Cunt List Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 (DMW 74)

Not Just Festive Wrap

You can also see our complete range of funny gift wrapping paper in our gift wrap section.