Cards and Gifts for Mum and Dad

There's nobody quite like your Mum or Dad and these funny and rude cards are just the ticket for those special occasions.

Another year of dealing Card

£2.95 (DMA 520)

Welcome to middle age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 524)

Available from 24th March

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Never act your age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 509)

Have a fall female Card

Grown Into A Great Man Card

£2.95 (DMA 435)

Available from 24th March

I Used To Have My Sanity Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)

Never act your age Male Card

£2.95 (DMA 510)

Welcome to middle age male Card

£2.95 (DMA 523)

Available from 24th March

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Available from 24th March

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

Don't stress about old age Card

£2.95 (DMA 537)

What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMX 193)

I've still got it Card

£2.95 (DMU 247)

Available from 24th March

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 220)

Available from 24th March

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

He who is old and wise Card

£2.95 (DMA 553)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMA 260)

Available from 24th March

Mums Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)

Age is Just a Number Card

Deserve the recognition Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 67)

Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 387)

Let's get a few things straight Card

£2.95 (DMA 547)

Laugh fart sneeze and wee Card

£2.95 (DBA 04)

Available from 24th March

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

Bladder wakes you up Card

£2.95 (DMU 259)

Available from 24th March

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

Available from 24th March

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

From your little shit girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 491)

Happy birthday grey pubes Card

£2.95 (DMA 531)

Decrepit old fossil Card

£2.95 (DMU 261)

As funny as you think you are Card

£2.95 (DMU 250)

Not dead yet Card

Exhausted after the washing up Card

£2.95 (DMU 267)

From your little shit boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 492)

Like father like son Card

£2.95 (DMA 544)

Available from 24th March

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

Is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMA 528)

Amazing honour to be my mother Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 63)

Available from 24th March

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

Little Shit Girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 390)

Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 386)

Available from 24th March

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Available from 24th March

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

Available from 24th March

Fingers in ears Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)

What's for tea Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 542)

Available from 24th March

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Available from 24th March

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

£2.95 (RAN 163)

Available from 24th March

Same Age as Old People Badge

£2.00 (DMD 343)

Turned into your mother Card

£2.95 (DMU 236)

Not giving a fuck Card

£2.95 (DMA 515)

Available from 24th March

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card

£2.95 (DMU 128)

Available from 24th March

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

Available from 24th March

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

Available from 24th March

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card

£2.95 (DMU 249)

Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 541)

Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 46)

Available from 24th March

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

This could be you Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 506)

Available from 24th March

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

You're Now An Old Fart Card

£2.95 (DMA 189)

Available from 24th March

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 230)

Dad... Ask Your Mum Card

£2.95 (DMU 148)

Available from 24th March

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

Dad You Deserve the recognition Card

£2.95 (DAD 67)

Merry Christmas to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMX 357)

My back is stiff Card

£2.95 (DMU 257)

Available from 24th March

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 30)

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 505)

Daddy Cool Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 438)

Available from 24th March

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

Little Shit Boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 391)

What did you get up to last night Card

£2.95 (DMU 272)

One of my favourite parents Card

£2.95 (DAD 60)

The secret to staying young Card

£2.95 (DMA 602)

Roses are red wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 575)

Available from 24th March

You're An Amazeballs Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 33)

Available from 24th March

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

Available from 24th March

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

Available from 24th March

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 65)

Available from 24th March

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

Just a fart Card

£2.95 (PUL 08)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 430)

Amazing Honour Card

£2.95 (DAD 65)

Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card

£2.95 (DSS 27)

Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 61)

£2.95 (DMA 508)

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 478)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.95 (DMA 346)

Big an idiot as your dad Card

£2.95 (DMU 232)

Available from 24th March

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 59)

Balanced diet Card

£2.95 (DMA 607)

The man in the shop Card

£2.95 (RAN 156)

Available from 24th March

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

The man the myth the legend Card

£2.95 (PUL 05)

Available from 24th March

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

Available from 24th March

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

Available from 24th March

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

Available from 24th March

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Available from 24th March

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

Little People Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 169)

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card

£2.95 (MUM 35)

A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time

Personalise This Card

Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card

£3.50 (WEB 31)

Available from 24th March

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

Older not wiser Card

£2.95 (PUL 13)

Happy Dad Day Card

£2.95 (DAD 66)

Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card

£2.95 (DAD 53)

Available from 24th March

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)

Available from 24th March

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Available from 24th March

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 308)

Happy awesome Step Dad day Card

£2.95 (DAD 57)

Like Father Like Son Card

£2.95 (DAD 48)

Available from 24th March

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

Dad's are the best Card

£2.95 (DMA 507)

Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card

£2.95 (DMU 273)

Available from 24th March

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card

£2.95 (DMA 309)

£2.95 (DAD 59)

Dad I'm such a dick Card

£2.95 (DAD 52)

Available from 24th March

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 248)

Available from 24th March

Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 107)

Mid life crisis Card

£2.95 (PUL 15)

Available from 24th March

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 439)

Available from 24th March

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad

£2.95 (DAD 58)

Smelt that fart Card

£2.95 (DMU 201)

Old age doesn't last long Card

£2.95 (DMA 608)

Mum - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 605)

Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card

£2.95 (DAD 35)

Available from 24th March

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

Available from 24th March

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

Available from 24th March

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Available from 24th March

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

Mum, Thanks For Being Card

£2.95 (MUM 44)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 29)

Available from 24th March

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card

£2.95 (DSS 18)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card

£2.95 (DMU 146)

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 107)

Happy Mum day Card

£2.95 (DMA 578)

Dad you're bloody brilliant Card

£2.95 (DAD 69)

Hope you like this lovely Card

£2.95 (DAD 68)

Drink beer and fart loads Card

£2.95 (DAD 64)

Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card

£2.95 (DAD 62)

Available from 24th March

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

Available from 24th March

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMU 200)

Available from 24th March

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)

You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 442)

Mother Knows Best Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMA 423)

Available from 24th March

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

100% Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 58)

Happy awesome step mum day mother's day card

£2.95 (MUM 57)

All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 45)

Who's the Daddy Card

£2.95 (DMU 251)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMU 191)

Best Mum award Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 475)

Dad you're the best Mum Card

£2.95 (DAD 56)

Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad

£2.95 (DAD 55)

You've still got it Dad Card

£2.95 (DMA 440)

Available from 24th March

Lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 63)

Brilliant Dad Card

£2.95 (DAD 61)

Available from 24th March

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

Available from 24th March

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

Available from 24th March

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 30)

Available from 24th March

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

Available from 24th March

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 03)

Available from 24th March

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera

Personalise This Card

Grumpy old git Card

£3.50 (WEB 32)

Available from 24th March

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

Happy Mum Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 64)

Available from 24th March

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

Less perfect version of Mum Card

£2.95 (POP 04)

Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?

£2.95 (POP 03)

Available from 24th March

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

You're Second To Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 42)

Oh shit my back Card

£2.95 (DMU 265)

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 231)

Happy Dad day Card

£2.95 (DMA 579)

Dad you're the boss Card

£2.95 (DMA 543)

You've won the best dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 441)

Available from 24th March

Dad, You've Got This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)

Dad - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 606)

All Kinds of Awesome Card

£2.95 (DAD 40)

Available from 24th March

I'm Completely Amazing Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 37)

Available from 24th March

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

Available from 24th March

Welcome to middle age female Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 226)

Available from 24th March

Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)

Available from 24th March

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 108)