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Cards and Gifts for Mum and Dad

There's nobody quite like your Mum or Dad and these funny and rude cards are just the ticket for those special occasions.
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A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.95 (DMA 520)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 524)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.95 (DMA 509)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall female Card
£2.95 (DMA 522)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.95 (DMA 435)
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I Used To Have My Sanity Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 127)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.95 (DMA 510)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.95 (DMA 523)
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How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)
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Turning Into My Mother Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMX 193)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.95 (DMA 537)
I've still got it Card
£2.95 (DMU 247)
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
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Dad You're Out Of This World Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a wise old man in shaman robes looking wise infront of a rainbow starburst
He who is old and wise Card
£2.95 (DMA 553)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.95 (DMA 260)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a serious looking man pointing and looking to camera
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.95 (DMA 547)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a serious looking man sitting at a desk next to a World globe. Text above reads Age is just a number. In your case a very big number
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.95 (DMA 550)
A mothers day card with a 1990s picture of a daughter hugging her mother on a park bench
Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 220)
A funny pink Mother's Day card with white, pink and yellow rounded text that reads Mum You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Deserve the recognition Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 67)
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Mums Kick Ass Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 191)
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Miserable Screaming Children Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)
<br> A funny bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time
Laugh fart sneeze and wee Card
£2.95 (DBA 04)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock
Bladder wakes you up Card
£2.95 (DMU 259)
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Mum, It's Time For Wine Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)
A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.95 (DMA 531)
Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 387)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
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Dad You're A Legend! Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers
From your little shit girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 491)
A funny Birthday card featuring a care nurse smiling and talking to an older man using a walking frame. She says Happy Birthday you decrepit old fossil
Decrepit old fossil Card
£2.95 (DMU 261)
A funny Father's Day card with a retro picture of a smiling father and son both looking to camera. White and dark blue rounded text above and next to them reads Like father like son. That's right, I'm a dick too
Like father like son Card
£2.95 (DMA 544)
A dark yellow birthday card with bold capitalised black and red text that reads Not dead yet.
Not dead yet Card
£2.95 (RAN 172)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer
Is beer involved Card
£2.95 (DMA 528)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone
From your little shit boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 492)
A Funny Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a charming young girl
Little Shit Girl Card
£2.95 (DMA 390)
A card for mums with a pink union jack on and the words ‘Put your feet up mum’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
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Put Your Feet Up Mum Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 52)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a middle aged man lying in a hospital bed being visited by his wife
Exhausted after the washing up Card
£2.95 (DMU 267)
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.95 (DMA 300)
A funny Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a young boy and his dad
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Good News It's Father's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)
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Behind Every Great Mum Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)
A black and spotted greeting card with bold white slanted text that reads You're now in your Daddy era surrounded by multicoloured dots
Daddy era Card
£2.95 (RAN 163)
A plain white badge with round black text that reads When did I become the same age as old people?
Same Age as Old People Badge
£2.00 (DMD 343)
Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMA 386)
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Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)
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The Mum The Myth The Legend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling older lady sitting in a chair and talking on the phone
Turned into your mother Card
£2.95 (DMU 236)
A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend
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Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)
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Fingers in ears Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling elderly gentleman in his toolshed
Not giving a fuck Card
£2.95 (DMA 515)
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Mother's Ruined Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)
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Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)
You're Now An Old Fart Card
£2.95 (DMA 189)
A funny Fathers Day card with a retro image of a dad and his son
Dad... Ask Your Mum Card
£2.95 (DMU 148)
A Fathers Day card with the text Sorry for being an annoying little shit
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Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, dark blue and pale blue rounded text that reads Dad You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Dad You Deserve the recognition Card
£2.95 (DAD 67)
A funny Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of a smiling man in a festive jumper surrounded by white text that reads Merry Christmas to a total legend, sorry I meant bellend
Merry Christmas to a total legend Card
£2.95 (DMX 357)
A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days
My back is stiff Card
£2.95 (DMU 257)
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
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Mum, You're The Best Card
£0.50 £2.95
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
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Put Your Feet Up Dad Card
£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)
A funny Fathers Day cards with a retro photo of a charming young lad
Little Shit Boy Card
£2.95 (DMA 391)
The secret to staying young Card
£2.95 (DMA 602)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a two middle aged men sat at at a cafe counter with cups of tea
What did you get up to last night Card
£2.95 (DMU 272)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a glamorous young smiling woman holding a bunch of red roses. Rounded white text above her reads Roses are red, it's my birthday I'll have a wine
Roses are red wine Card
£2.95 (DMA 575)
coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
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Mums Kick Ass Coaster
£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)
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Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)
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Alexa, Make My Children Disappear Card For Mum
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 192)
A funny yellow Mother's Day card with pink, purple and blue text that reads You're so amazing Mum I've decided never to move out
Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 65)
A Fathers Day comparing Dad to Chuck Norris
Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card
£2.95 (DSS 27)
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Best Mum Ever Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)
A funny rude birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads The man in the shop told me that this card would make even the most miserable bugger laugh
The man in the shop Card
£2.95 (RAN 156)
Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 59)
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Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 33)
Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card
£2.95 (MUM 35)
A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down
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Less Of A Let Down Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)
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Mums good looks funny Mother's day card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)
A text based Fathers Day card about the best mum
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Dad You're The Best Mum Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)
Mums Kick Ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 200)
Dad's are the best Card
£2.95 (DMA 507)
Little People Mothers Day Card
£2.95 (DMU 169)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a young girl playing at a piano while her mother looks on and the father sits in the background
How is my recital Mummy Card
£2.95 (DMU 248)
A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time
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Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card
£3.50 (WEB 31)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1970s smiling man laughing and pointing to the camera saying I wouldn't be celebrating a birthday at your age
Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card
£2.95 (DMU 273)
Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 107)
A Fathers Day card with the text Dad thanks for not pulling out
Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card
£2.95 (DAD 35)
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Mum Goals Card
£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)
A funny Fathers Day card with a picture of a dad reading a book to his son
Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad
£2.95 (DMU 200)
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A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 193)
A Fathers Day card with a funny picture of a man holding a trophy
You've won the fartiest dad award card
£2.95 (DMA 442)
A Fathers Day card about dad dancing
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Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 143)
Mother Knows Best Card for Mum
£2.95 (DMA 423)
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Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)
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Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)
Old age doesn't last long Card
£2.95 (DMA 608)
A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera
Personalise This Card

Grumpy old git Card
£3.50 (WEB 32)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer. Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?
Hello! Is beer involved Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 239)
Dads Kick Ass Badge
£2.00 (DMD 201)
A funny Fathers Day Card thanking Dad for the daddy issues
Thanks for the daddy issues Card
£2.95 (DAD 54)
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Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)
Balanced diet Card
£2.95 (DMA 607)
Dad - You were right about everything Card
£2.95 (DMA 606)
Mum - You were right about everything Card
£2.95 (DMA 605)
A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome
All Kinds of Awesome Card
£2.95 (DAD 40)
A Fathers Day card about being completely amazing
I'm Completely Amazing Dad Card
£2.95 (DAD 37)
A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a deep blue background. White and light blue text above and beside him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 227)
A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above and beside her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Coaster
£3.25 (DMT 226)
A funny pink Mother's Day card with white, yellow and green rounded text that reads Happy Mum day!!!
Happy Mum Day Card
£2.95 (MUM 64)
A light blue Mother's Day card with rounded white, pink and yellow text in the middle that reads Mum I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a card
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Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card
£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)
Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet
£2.75 (DMG 108)