Cards and Gifts for Mum and Dad

There's nobody quite like your Mum or Dad and these funny and rude cards are just the ticket for those special occasions.

Another year of dealing Card

£2.95 (DMA 520)

Welcome to middle age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 524)

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Never act your age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 509)

Have a fall female Card

£2.95 (DMA 522)

Grown Into A Great Man Card

£2.95 (DMA 435)

Never act your age Male Card

£2.95 (DMA 510)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Welcome to middle age male Card

£2.95 (DMA 523)

Turning Into My Mother Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 344)

I've still got it Card

£2.95 (DMU 247)

Don't stress about old age Card

£2.95 (DMA 537)

What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMX 193)

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMA 260)

Laugh fart sneeze and wee Card

£2.95 (DBA 04)

Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 220)

Happy birthday grey pubes Card

£2.95 (DMA 531)

He who is old and wise Card

£2.95 (DMA 553)

Age is Just a Number Card

£2.95 (DMA 550)

Let's get a few things straight Card

£2.95 (DMA 547)

Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 387)

Bladder wakes you up Card

£2.95 (DMU 259)

Deserve the recognition Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 67)

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

From your little shit girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 491)

Exhausted after the washing up Card

£2.95 (DMU 267)

Decrepit old fossil Card

£2.95 (DMU 261)

Not dead yet Card

£2.95 (RAN 172)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Not giving a fuck Card

£2.95 (DMA 515)

From your little shit boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 492)

Just a fart Card

£2.95 (PUL 08)

Turned into your mother Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 236)

Is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMA 528)

Balanced diet Card

£2.95 (DMA 607)

£2.95 (RAN 163)

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 386)

Same Age as Old People Badge

£2.00 (DMD 343)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card

£2.95 (DMU 128)

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

The man the myth the legend Card

£2.95 (PUL 05)

What did you get up to last night Card

£2.95 (DMU 272)

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card

£2.95 (DMU 249)

Dad You Deserve the recognition Card

The secret to staying young Card

£2.95 (DMA 602)

Old age doesn't last long Card

£2.95 (DMA 608)

New Dibber Card

£2.95 (DMA 612)

Merry Christmas to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMX 357)

My back is stiff Card

£2.95 (DMU 257)

Older not wiser Card

£2.95 (PUL 13)

Roses are red wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 575)

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card

£2.95 (DSS 27)

Like Father Like Son Card

£2.95 (DAD 48)

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 65)

A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time

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Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card

£3.50 (WEB 31)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

The man in the shop Card

£2.95 (RAN 156)

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

Mid life crisis Card

£2.95 (PUL 15)

Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card

£2.95 (DMU 273)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 146)

Mum - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 605)

Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 107)

Mum, Thanks For Being Card

£2.95 (MUM 44)

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 143)

Mother Knows Best Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMA 423)

Dad you're the best Mum Card

£2.95 (DAD 56)

Who's the Daddy Card

£2.95 (DMU 251)

Old fart club Card

£2.95 (PUL 19)

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

You've won the best dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 441)

Young at heart Card

£2.95 (DMA 613)

100% Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 58)

Dad - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 606)

A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera

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Grumpy old git Card

£3.50 (WEB 32)

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

Happy Mum Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 64)

Mums Kick Ass Coaster

£1.25 £3.25 (DMT 108)

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

Welcome to middle age female Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 226)

Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£1.00 £2.75 (DMG 108)