Bladder wakes you up Card

Are you or someone you know (sounds like an advert, this..) getting up a few times in the night for that 2am wee? This card might just be perfect. Trust me, if you're not yet you will be. My record is about five but I had quite a few pints the evening before.

A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling man with his hands behind his head lying in bed. He's saying You're finally at the age where your bladder wakes you up before your alarm clock.