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Banana you'd be bread Card

Rude
Relation
Occasion
£2.75
5 in stock

Bananas when they get to as certain age are either destined for the bin (if you're me) or into bread. Here's a birthday card for someone who's reached that certain age.

A dark blue birthday card with simple white, yellow, pink and blue text that reads I'm not saying you're old.. .. but if you were a banana you'd be bread.

SKU: RAN 164

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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