My cat thinks you're a cunt Card

£2.95
People say cats are famously excellent judges of character. They’re observant, uncompromising, and rarely wrong. This card lets a furry third party deliver the verdict, leaving you completely innocent in the matter. Perfect for cat lovers, mischief-makers, and anyone who appreciates an insult with a touch of elegance.

A funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman reclining on an elegant chaise longue while holding a martini garnished with olives. She wears a sparkling evening gown and jewellery, and cradles a fluffy white cat with a jeweled collar. The pair pose against a rich red background. Large white text beside them reads “My cat thinks you’re a cunt”.
SKU: DPP 08

Additional Information

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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