Dead inside but still fabulous Card

Because even if your soul has left the chat, your aesthetic can still be immaculate. This gay birthday card celebrates that special mix of exhaustion, chaos, and relentless fabulousness that some people manage to pull off with glittery determination. Perfect for birthdays, Pride, or anyone who regularly says “I’m fine” while looking like a colourful apocalypse.

A funny greeting card featuring a brightly coloured cartoon-style illustration of a zombie walking through a surreal, psychedelic landscape. The zombie is green and ragged, with big round eyes and an exaggerated expression, and is holding a rainbow Pride flag aloft. Bold white, distressed text reads “Dead inside but still fabulous.” The background is filled with swirling neon shapes and vivid colours.